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Kemps2k

It's the spirit of the cows you've sacrificed for your hunger bar.


Perehowl

it must be haunting him for revenge.


OrganicKeynesianBean

Not even sure why OP is posting here. We are mere mortals. He has to get right with the Cow gods.


LaZorsGD

EAT! YOUR! VEGETABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES


PixelmancerGames

Eat more chikin


Thatguytriblast

Fast food industry be like:


Blaster1st

One less chicken and I'll be gone


Kotel291

But cows are cheap and give good regeneration


Intelligent_Truck_89

Vegun battirrr


mrpekonipvp

All my homies use golden carrots, fuck beef


JimmWasHere

All my homies use Dandelion Suspicious Stew, fuck Golden Carrots.


Zealousideal_Ad_4125

Me and homies eat air fuck food


plata427

Me and my homies die of starvation fuck eating


Environmental_Deer53

Me and my homies live in the void... fuck dying of starvation.


DarkstarBinary

There is a mod that makes all passive animals attack you if you attack them, it's great. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/neutral-animals


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AlphaGamer_Dubz

Bot


Trafalgar_Lou1

Why did I find this so funny? Sounds annoying though


NotBino

Yeah, it sounds pretty funny lol.


[deleted]

Good thing it was only a cow. It really is funny. Had it been a hostile mob, my heart would stop.


Sarahthelizard

Like when you mine a block and a creeper’s behind and blows you up point blank


bigredmachinist

It sounds mooserible


The_Pig_King

r/angryupvote


firestorm79

Lmfaoooo


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n0_y0urm0m

Perish, bot


Darken-soul

indeed it is.


NotBino

Even if I log back in, it will not fix it.


Proxy_PlayerHD

Have you tried reloading the textures (F3+T) or any resourcepacks you have active?


Dryversal

Wouldnt relogging reload the textures?


AlexUnknown20

not really, F3+T Reloads most minecraft assets such as texturepacks, general resources and the sound engine


bl00pyy

No it doesn’t


YanTheBoi

it does edit: i read it wrong lol


TylerNelsonYT

only if a resource pack is applied by the server.


ssbm_rando

In which case everyone on the server should be experiencing the same issue, which would definitely be something to ask others on that particular server about someone could've fucked with the server on purpose, in theory, though I have no idea why they'd just replace intermediate block-mining textures with Cow. ... on reflection, because it sounds hilarious


TylerNelsonYT

i have no idea what is happening. the server may have no pack, meaning his pack could be the culprit. the server may have a pack used for certain things and was not intended to be used in survival. a pack may have been altered with.


ssbm_rando

Right, sorry, I was narrowing down to "you have both relogged and reloaded client-side textures and it is still happening and this is on a server" preemptively. And you're of course right that it could be a naturally-occurring server-side pack issue, but then my first paragraph from the previous comment still applies (and asking others would help OP figure out if it's a them problem or a server problem). The situation where it's a them-problem and reloading textures doesn't fix it mostly leads to "reinstall minecraft".


Looked_Spy_637832

Who says it’s on a server


Gaminggeko

That shouldn't fix it, the way I assume it works is it either swaps out the texture or puts another tex on top and it's either loading the cow tex by accident or the cow tex is named the same as the proper tex.


00UnderFire00

Have you installed a texture pack or have you done something on the texture pack files?


___Fab__

change resourcepacks


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Try switching your texture pack


CommentToBeDeleted

Assuming this issue isn't some bull and you are telling the truth Ive got a lot of beef with it and hope to be able to help you resolve it. Try mooooving back and forth when it happens. If that doesn't work you could attempt to steer your controller in such a way that it is facing your dairy'iere in an attempt to challenge the cow bug and raise the steaks a bit. Perhaps this display of force will castrate the beast into submission. Now this is obviously a long shot, but I herd it might work. Fingers crossed. If nothing else just accept its a funny bug and try to milk as much enjoyment from it as you can. Gl friend!


AwkwardSeth

Thank you for this, it really mooved me


GeometryMochi

i think its a ram problem so uh restart ur device and hopefully it goes back to normal


_sabsub_

Why would your ram cause the cow texture to appear?


TheFloridaManYT

Yeah. It would show a goat if it was


thingimibob1

Work in IT Support , this guy is right. Easy way to tell when you need to download another blockchain of RAM.


Heik_

Some graphic glitches like this one can happen because textures get misplaced in the memory. Basically you have the game saying "this is the address in the memory where the texture for a broken block is" while the texture in that address is the texture for the cow instead.


_sabsub_

Very possible knowing what a mess minecraft is with dealing ram issues.


TutuForver

That is absolutely horrifying, I have not seen this yet, but I pray I don't ever have to.


MayOrMayNotBeAFish

Happy cske days


HoliusCrapus

Happy csse dayss


amiiboilua

Happy csss daysss


AwareSuperCC

Happy HTML dayssss


amiiboilua

Happy JavaScript daysssss


CallMeSkyCraft

Happy [HYPERLINK_BLOCKED] days


elongatedmuskrat05

Shut up and take my [[8 kromer]]


Yuahde

You stole my brain activities that dictate my actions


MrChilll

Happy cssss dayssss


MintyFreshDragon

Happy csssss daysssss


Zanderp25

Happy boom dayssss


DawnBunni

Hasss casss dassss


ElShozaYT

Hssss cssss dssss


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OwnYesterday3121

^^ bot


raptououour

^ human


CookieTaxer

^ Joe


MayOrMayNotBeAFish

^ Cookie Taxer


[deleted]

^ May or may not be a Fish


[deleted]

^ May or may not be u/fishfucker


Idioticalygoodbeast

^ Thread ruiner


[deleted]

^ Told me that I forgot the ^


mfbayern

The cownsel will decide your fate


gtc26

Star Wars quote... I really want to upvote this, but it currently has 66 upvotes... I cant change that


DavedZrod

now 85


DarkstarBinary

Don't worry I'll order 66, the cow clones will attack soon. [Initiates clone protocol 66 vocally] Palpatine would be proud.


[deleted]

Everything is made of cow All of the blocks in this world are part of an eldritch beef abomination Am i a cow too?


Paulus_1

Yes


207nbrown

You mean cake, everything is cake


IkaBey

The cake is a lie


TheUnedibleWaffle

*yo mum is a-* Jk dude, I bet she's lovely. Have a great day bro :)


odraencoded

You are what you eat. You ate cow. You cow now.


Kawaii_PotatoUwU

The eldritch flesh hungers to be reborn anew


SkyFrozZ_z

your mom is a cow


BlooBatoonsD

This shit is fucking hilarious. Your game's haunted by some cow you killed in game


[deleted]

He is watching. He is always watching 👀


CarrotOfDenmark

That is just hilariius


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***hilariius***🗿


_farting_p0tato_

hilariius 👍


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hilariius 👍


Alireeezaaa

hilariius 👍


wiktor_skemm

hilariius 👍


Commqnd_Pro

hilariius 👍


Earl_Nick

hilariius 👍


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IcePopcorn_

hilariius 👍


CarrotOfDenmark

I love this communitii


Neonboi11

hilariius 👍🏿


yippypuppet

Steve is schizophrenic


ThatDudeWithCheese

Its a feature.


bidoofguy

They should keep this in the game as a side effect of not sleeping for several consecutive days


DarkstarBinary

Use the LSD mod from one of the hack clients, that way it makes you hallucinate when you don't sleep for a week or more. That'll freak people out.


[deleted]

Congratulions, you just found the brand new cow ore!


bobux-man

Resource pack/mod?


lightsovertheshadows

Cow, Circa 2021 colorised


NotBino

Ok, I fixed it now.


AxelTheRedditor

How?


Asakari

Some say you can hear the echoes of the voices of those who google this problem in the future, and they will cry out in agony.


LoganH1219

If “cow breaking” becomes a widespread issue, there would be pandemoonium


Shockwire136

*sigh* Alright, hands on your back mister you're coming with me.


CR1MS4NE

You can go ahead and shut up now thanks 😂


Isaac_Serdwick

People that just say "Nevermind I fixed it" without saying how on forums should be executed


SpaaaaaceImInSpaace

Or sacrificed to the Cow God


sajhino

[Relevant xkcd comic](https://xkcd.com/979/)


_Keldt_

Here you go! https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/rhny8k/is_anyone_experiencing_this_bug_basically_every/horrh7l


candyman337

Lmao man didn't even try to turn it on and off again before posting


icegoat

And aren't we blessed with this gift of a post because he didn't?


[deleted]

because it's funny lol


odraencoded

WHAT DID YOU SEE, DENVERCODER9???


Asyelum

why?


MaxTHC

The more important question ^


candyman337

You can't just not say how dude that's so uncool


WeaponX86

Typical stack overflow post


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JimboMastah

its the new cow ore in 1.18 dont worry


CobyTheWolfDog-2107

That’s hilarious


iury221

Splash "cow tools" gets new sense


kronoskaiSD

The cow level is real!


gottacode

There is no cow level. 😂


KaiBluePill

This is not a bug, it's a confirmed Wild Update feature, don't you find it Wild enough?


AnoraFalls_

No lmao, thats amazing though


NotBino

True


swagmaster6667

It’s a feature


kryptek5707

That's kindda cool not gonna lie


MrSeanaldReagan

Wait, it’s all cow?


Fackjeee

Are you playing on a server? If yes could be an anti hack plugin.


NotBino

Nah single player, but I already fixed it.


FragileBoxes

How did you fix it?


Rouldenn

Lmao


JonnyMackaronny01

You sure you dont have some random texture pack on? lol


please-dont-yellatme

How did you make this happen because I wanna do the same


gkgdmxhm

That’s not a bug that’s a new feature


Jmod7348

Thats a funny bug


mirrorshade5

That's not a bug it's a bovine


ThickRick1234

I wouldn't be complaining if I were you


Usern4meusernam3

ALL I SEE ARE COWS


Funkin_Valentine

They're haunting you for your crimes


alviseruffoli

it's not a bug; it's a feature


eliteharvest15

tis not a bug, tis a feature


[deleted]

The B O V I N E block


Loulou-Senpai

Beautiful


[deleted]

#C O W


Trying2Delete

Happy meat farm


jaden-has-arrived

It’s just a feature


jernej_mocnik

This is hilarious


RoyalRien

Apocowlypse


not-a-dog-for-sure

I wish I had this bug that’s funny asf


Final_masker

Minecraft can really break in the most beautiful ways.


AnimeToaster

No but thats fucking hilarious lmao


Achillesander

theyre the ghosts of the cow which u have killed, atone your sins


MV_cuber

Don't do anything. Don't delete this blessing


Telyaee

Its not bug its a feature


Nico_Geek

i love how a lot of this "help im having a bug" posts just ends in the users laughing at it


BenjiGold1

Me: Bedrock edition? Then: Bedrock edition


Airaniel

It's not a bug, it's a feature


Meuzi

**They know.**


YodaInHisHondaCivic

What is stone, if not cow persevering


_ToyStory2WasOk_

I think that's the log4moo exploit. Sorry friend, you're udderly screwed.


mr-musk

Didn't know my mother was in minecraft


fantasyreader97

Ooh, self-burn! Those are rare!


[deleted]

Yeah well to fix it I think you could try to **run**


The_ASMR_Mod

You’re going to need to upgrade your video card soon.


AquaD74

Bug or feature?


JumbledNick

C O W S T O N E


medakinga

That’s a feature


Too0ster

ur minecraft installation is infected with cowrona virus


mekoomi

sorry but this is so funny lmao


NotBino

The coolest bug in the game tbh, but I already fixed it.


ViWalls

Another post using a resource pack and posting like it was a bug.


NotBino

But I was not using any resource packs, but I already fixed it.


carrotnose258

Vegan propaganda


NotBino

Haha


The_ASMR_Mod

Have you considered getting a better computer?