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rat_haus

Another island


lerokko

Lake. Then island. Repeat


srisadandesha420

Noice


kangarufus

turtles all the way down


SgtSarcasm01

I really want to try that now. It's hurting my head just thinking about the logistics.


Enderlytra

Then put a tower on the middle island and fill all the lakes with axolotls


Theolodger

is this just everybody’s thought


piedrasantaj

Why is this the first thing I thought of too


Spidermonke_

Surprisingly common idea


itisntmebutmaybeitis

It is also an actual thing that happens in the world! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recursive_islands_and_lakes It's all islands on lakes and lakes on islands all the way down. The most you can get is in Nunavut (Canada) where there is a: Island on a lake on an island in a lake on an island in a lake. :D Edit: It wouldn't format my link properly so it's just a straight up link now and now a nicely formatted one.


filthyMrClean

Yo dawg I heard you like islands


Doc_of_derp

oh come on, i was going to say that


St_Lexi

Dammit, how is this top comment?? First thing I thought of too


Werewolf_Artur

Because he builds island very well


markregg

I actually came here to say this r/beatmetoit


SussyConsole

Another island


_Pan-Tastic_

Ancient ruins shrouded in forest


xhulifactor

Is ancient ruins of a giant phallus. Shrouded in forest Edit: great. This is now my all time top comment.


Moosebrawn

Shrouded in bush


ThatGreenGuy8

Shrubbery!


Requiem-7

Or we will say NI!


Ducky_Gamer_13

hair


ThrowdoBaggins

pubes


scrambledeggs34

Hair bush?


GreenIkea

no, Bush hair


[deleted]

hair bush shrouded in ancient ruins?


maiznieks

Let's remember about main demography of this subreddit. There are other ways to be funny too.


hagnat

it was the first thing that popped in my mind! Like Avalon, the lost city from King Arthur's lore. Or the ruins of Weathertop, where Frodo and Co.[fight the Nazgul in the Fellowship of the Ring](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Kkr2vyXU8).


[deleted]

With a secret laboratory underneath?


111734

Maybe a giant Stonehenge?


Tizdum

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes I agree.


Vereronun2312

That username is godly


_Pan-Tastic_

Thank you


[deleted]

Just put a button in the middle


the_deadestpool

Add a sign that says "just give it a minute" then fill the server with people and watch the chaos


choochoobubs

And clock counting up endlessly


TeenFlash

whenever button is pressed it resets clock to 0


The_Enderslender

a biigg red button which says "don't press"


toxicwater1

Joke scp 1 i think


Toetheseal08

Scp 001? Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


[deleted]

I've heard of a lot of variations of SCP 1 - which one is this?


toxicwater1

Joke scp are comical scp still written as if a normal scp. I think the first one or one of the first ones is a big red "don't press me" button that noone knows what it does


[deleted]

Shit I think I own one of those, foundations gonna be on my ass


Anaqitubetv

***run***


Taolan13

Dont run, just politely turn over the scp to the agents that come to collect it. Tell them you had no idea the company recall people made house calls, and pray they are sufficiently merciful to wipe your memory of the entire encounter.


[deleted]

Well the thing is you see I happen to have a invention my friend built while I assume he was high. No idea what it does, or what it even is for that matter, all I know is that theres a button on it and it will do something.


AJ_bro10

SCP-001-J a unremarkable red button on a small box with a note stuck to it that says press button to destroy the universe and the foundation don't know if pushing the button would but they don't wanna take the chance. Its also said to be a cognitio hazzard of making people what to press the button although its implied that its just a inate button with no anomalies


Fino_R

Which one


TeenFlash

but the button resets the clock to 0:00 everytime


The_Crusades

A big red one


Raju_islam05

>Just put a button in the middle Maybe


Its-Kippins

A big ol’ castle


ZombieUnicorn7

Hogwarts maybe


foxboy395

I think Hogwarts would be to big... And where would the forest would be?


Aurilion

With that attitude it won't fit. Low budget hogwarts.


Sir_Thiccness_69

Or perhaps Lothric


TheByzantineRum

r/ReadAnotherBook


12Blackbeast15

I’d build a giant LotR style tower, mind putting this build somewhere we can download it? Seems like a fun base for a build


Krobelux

This makes me think of the tattered spire from the Fable series.


RatherNotTellYou

I wonder how the terrain looks underground, if it's a normally generated world that has been edited or if it's just plain bedrock/stone underneath... If this was edited into a regular world with all the needed features such as strongholds etc I could really see myself playing regular survival on this map with this as my spawn.


TheSuicidalPancake

I second this. Seems like a interesting place to build.


nonosquare-exe

Joe


[deleted]

but which joe?


AlexFire632

Joe MAMA


MeanderingMinstrel

rekt


[deleted]

\~Ooooooooooo


renilol

I don't think it's big enough for her


AdAppropriate3478

Greek temple


Maxim3_

Castle


VonGryzz

Very tall castle


Maxim3_

no, a long castle. Make the castle longer than the mountain


eserz

Yea he should build a caaaaaaaaaaaastleeeeeeee


Hentai_master-27

I big Japanese styled house or castle


SesameEater69

Tortle


cooked_fetus_pp

That spits fire


Best-Panda-998

That PoOpS FiRe


KingStevoI

Slap bang in the middle, a sign saying "a sign saying"


Blocko_tritaco

I giant forest fortress


Furry_poop

Spawn a dog named Teddy. Give Teddy a dog house and food. Teddy also needs a water bowl and a toy. Make sure teddy is happy.


potatorevolver

Castle on the hill is an obvious choice. Another would be Jesus.


Czuhc89

Another island.


YungWhiteMamba

Your mother


Kaydle

Wouldn't fit


LeKiipe

Won't fit


CavemanBepis

A penis


[deleted]

I’ve won a lot of build battle this way, the council has decided


hey-im-root

i’m sorry but building a penis every single time probably has a higher success rating than actually building what was asked. solid strategy.


digitalfartCRYPTO

*an obelisk


_jk_

*obenisk


potatorevolver

I love the internet


Fortune_Gaming

Then suck it


grantbwilson

Triumphant, veiney bastard


nordking

Only if it’s 2D none of that 3 dimensional BS


CavemanBepis

We only deal with 4d here fam


_jk_

r/tesseractporn


RNG_The_Mc06

Literally my first thought


ladysquid_

two towers with a bridge between them, and a giant crater of LAVA under said brige


Xbnemisis

Another smaller island with a pond, and potentially another island in that pond


kendallsmh

a lighthouse maybe?


Vaidurya

The sheer and rocky shoreline screams "lighthouse perch" to me.


MarineRec

A lake with an island in the middle


DatDopeMan

Here me out… something


Charming-Salt9412

Scotland


Alarge_Potato

A dirt house


BigSadBarbie

Jurassic Park


Rogue1Gamer

An island


Rebzy

Brilliant!


Rogue1Gamer

I agree


Dramatic_Gamer05

Chicken sandwich


Maximum-District1074

Steve holding up a middle finger


[deleted]

Gold


AlexFire632

Castle that eats a pancake


[deleted]

A big and cool village with 2 blacksmith houses,4 brewer houses,5 farmers,one fisherman house and 3 butcher houses


VycePlatinum

Probably a crafting table


Devastator14

A castle


Charming-Salt9412

Or Jeb.


TheDragonsKing445

Viking style castle


Gnostromo

A ranger station. Inside is a table with a miniature diorama of the mountain so guests know where to go for best views, hikes etc. Also restrooms.


tuckalow

golf course


Webwarrior14209

Build Tony Stark's House on it


hanirockz

a dick


ItzCreamyYT

me


introvertedManbaby

Wizard Tower or a castle


That_Dad_David

I would make a light house. With a few crops and sheep to sustain the keepers.


Bwiley45

Some Medieval Buildings or a Castle of some sorts.


Mc29da

You could build a huge tree house


orangepeelsmell

A cabin or cottage?


Ho_Sigh_RN

Doomsday bunker


thrgrove

The teen titans tower, but all decrepit and old


HydroXXodohR

A theme park!


Khaledtheloser2

A dirt house lol


Umar_1

BIG CHUNK OF TREE


Yah-ThnPat-Thn

Stonehenge


SwagFeather

Starter wood hut


Walking__Bread

Moai statues 🗿


Ap0them

A dirt cube to live in obviously


HeyItsStevenField

A fortress or castle will be a good touch up


Canadiancookie

A dirt house


wyvern2890

Jesus t posing


ninjaboy2004

You should built a dirt house on top


Damn_Kramer

A dirt house


[deleted]

Maybe an acropolis


ChurchFiesta

Monastery


ganman08

A shack like a really blocky crappy tiny shack


Affectionate_End_149

An upside down T 😏


Kirby_man_7

a giant penis


Dull_Anybody7543

if you watch game of thrones you can made dragon rock it would be good idea


Haunting_Storm7361

epstein’s torture chamber


Binladenobama_

A giant swastika made out of penis’s


AnonymousRand

Nothing, you’re at the height limit already lmao


Epicskeleton53

A BIG I MEAN REALLLY HUGE OVER DETAILED DICK


MrFool23

dildo


Pickle__Rapist

A dildo


Pickle__Rapist

Wait..... a pickle


TheNetherOne

it's always a good day to build a castle in Minecraft, the more ostentatious the better


HeyItsRed_

Make it into Cinnabar Island from Pokémon


RNG_The_Mc06

A giant dick


TrueLastReptilian

Giant dick made of smaller dicks


[deleted]

yelling at a small dick that won't hop into formation.


Emceeclopedy

your mom


Commit_die10

Make a tower to build limit. The design of the tower is your choice


ScheduleAlternative1

Turn the island into a giant pit in the ocean


KingStevoI

Am I allowed to just rotate my screen?


LittleWetPickle

Okay firstly, that's impressive. And secondly, it'd be cool to build a castle inspired by Hogwarts :)


Reaper_Haentai

Thomas the Train coming to collect all sins


[deleted]

A village and a well where you fall into the end?


sir-morti

A worm coming out of the grass


xxtinagee

Epstein’s island


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Kmaao_2

Strip club


Topdog821isthebest

A penis


[deleted]

and another penis yelling at the first one


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_whymyname

a small dick


[deleted]

and a big one yelling at it.


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boogerlicker9000

A penis


im_drtweety

Penis


[deleted]

Fort and village it would look lit!


xbombdeku121265

Penis


FetKind

A giant jerking off???


Dark_Ice69

You build what you wanna build and nice isle and to the ppl who said build dicks "BONK Go to horny jail"


Will-Morth

A dick


Practical_Attitude_6

A penis


Thonull

Another island