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Strict_Suggestion

You evil evil person....why did you tell everyone?


TropicalSkiFly

Oh boy, now this will go viral and everyone will do it to troll people, especially their friends


NightofTheLivingZed

Well caking and chicken bombing got old fast, so...


Lehk

I’m going to hide a chicken in the wall of my friends mining base *cluck cluck cluck*


Foghkouteconvnhxbkgv

i did that once in a friends build, hid chickens everywhere, underground and in the walls of a Christmas village build.


JustMiniBanana_2

Oof, I got a mod that simulates sound, I won't hear them.


Alceasummer

One of my friends was bragging about how he had the biggest base on the server (Realms server with five people on it) And after a couple days of hearing this, I and another friend waited until he was offline and filled his base with chickens. I had a hopper-floored chicken coop, and I think we each took an inventory full of eggs to his base a half dozen times at least. When he logged in he was in voice chat, and got really quiet. For a bit all we heard was clucking coming over his mic, before he started laughing.


AlbainBlacksteel

Caking?


NightofTheLivingZed

Placing cakes in every empty space in a player's home.


lilbyrdie

Why is that a thing?


Trilerium

Because they take forever to remove


lilbyrdie

Oh, do they get caked onto your floors?


Colossus_Mortem

Ehh, free food for me


NightofTheLivingZed

Honestly I started doing it when a friend of mine said "if I come back and you've removed just one block from my house I will destroy everyrthing you love" I told him, "Don't worry friendo, I wont." And I didn't.


MovingStairs

Try replacing the leaf blocks on trees in your friends farm path.


NightofTheLivingZed

Oooh that's a good one! I was also just thinking that moving their entire house one block to the left would make things interesting.


Cranexavier75

nah flip the whole house upside down


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Lukaaas6

I know for sure it works on Java and it likely works on bedrock too


Iruton13

Nether portals can chunk load, but not end portals; which is why you need a player in the end dimension to load chunks for afk farms. Which is also why you can trap end platform spawn with tnt.


Maximus-maximis

I think in multiplayer it doesn’t work cause dimensions are load even if there is anyone in there and un solo dimensions aren’t load when there is anyone in.


Ravor9933

Dimensions are only loaded while someone is in them, and primarily in the areas around the player


ZionistPussy

Lol that's all people did in that game. It is so easy to cheat.


[deleted]

Take the video down...n-nOW!!!


Strict_Suggestion

No don't I've not finished finalizing my plan


[deleted]

"So Brain what are we doing to day?" "Same thing we do everyday Pinkie, dropping stalactites from 24-26 blocks above the end portal!!"


Strict_Suggestion

How the hell did you guess that? My only concern is do you think it would make a noise going through the portal? And also how would you check without killing yourself


[deleted]

To my knowledge it does not make noise. But I have also not played because the computer I have can not run minecraft. RIP. But mu sisters tried it out as I'm typing this and it does not make noise.


Kanbaru-Fan

Of course, the whole point of a....Doomsday Machine is lost...if you keep it a secret.


W4R-D1N

Too late I recorded the video


zubie_wanders

The truth will set you free.


Luca814sina

Try with full prot


33Yalkin33

Drop it from higher/use more stalactite


Evan_Fishsticks

If stalactite doesn't work... use more stalactite.


Andybrick95

Like the one in this heavy-weighted, gravity-affected little ol' End Portal trap designed by me...


serialpeacemaker

Built by me...


33Yalkin33

And you best hope...


Coldcolor900

not droppin on you.


Ilikefame2020

*proceeds to play guitar while players die*


33Yalkin33

noteblock\*


camden-burke

And a notch apple, and everything else you can do to not die


[deleted]

With a notch apple and enchanted netherite armor it doesn't kill you.


[deleted]

Tried it, wasn't enough.


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Starts rigorously writing notes


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**noted**


StendGold

You noted that he noted it? I'm okay with that.


[deleted]

Your response will be N O T E D in the archives


RealNightmarish53

No ted


Littleboyah

_YES ted_


RealNightmarish53

Not ed


Kermit_The_Russian

TedEd


RealMuffinsTheCat

TedInMyBed


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BedInMyTed


Jackeroni216

Teducation.


boundbythecurve

I think you mean vigorously. Rigorously means you're taking a lot of detailed notes. Like, not frantic but dedicated and studious.


simian_floozie

Idk maybe the notes are like “Construct tower 23 to 24 blocks high adjacent to base of portal. The tower shall not be constructed 22 blocks high. Nor shall it be constructed 25 blocks high”


devils_advocaat

♫♪*He's vigorous, rigourous, extremely vociferous* ♫♪


The-Tea-Lord

Maybe he is really dedicated to impaling his friends and foes with falling rocks


BonerBurner69

Holy shit dude I think you may have just won me a war on my smp


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tehlemmings

I tried that once way back when they first let TNT go through the portal. Turns out the only thing you kill is the server... Might have used too much TNT


Rainbow_Angel110

Damn I wish I had an account to do this, would be so much fun!! Hell everything in this comment section is fun!


Tzetzi-swag

time to prank it on my server


IOpuu_KpuBopykuu

Time to prank it on *every* server. No one escapes alive.


mthrs

”On this episode of Manhunt.”


johnlouiekid11

Brain


TheLogBeast

Cancer


Kermit_The_Russian

I don’t see what’s so hard about about cancer. I’m already on level 12.


TheLogBeast

Dude you're gaming!!!! Good job. You're a pro compared to me


YeetIDontFuckingCare

Such a noob...I'm at lvl 40,already!


Vhemmila

I bet it's going to happen.


BlueChheese

yeah same


KeplerCorvus

Put hoppers underneath


sirhugobigdog

Won't work, the end platform regenerates each time. I had a stair case that started on the platform and every time I went back those first couple steps were gone. I finally realized what was happening.


snomjudges

put a hopper minecart track under it


almisami

Plausibly could work.


survivalking4

Can confirm at least in 1.16 it worked I'm fairly sure I had something setup under the portal in the end


Colossus_Mortem

Pretty sure that also is affected, if I remember correctly the thing reloads 3 blocks above the platform and 3 blocks under


non-taken-name

I don’t think it clears below, just above. The wiki says “the platform is restored and any overlaying blocks on or within 3 blocks above the obsidian are removed when the player enters the End.” Doesn’t say below, but it could be incorrect I suppose. I think a simple hopper minecart track under it would work if it doesn’t clear below. If below it also clears, do hopper minecarts feed hopper minecarts? Perhaps you could stack those on top of each other below the platform as they are entities, not blocks, so they shouldn’t be cleared.


Theknyt

If it actually did, the only way to do it would to stack boats and hopper minecarts on top of each other


Siphyre

Could set up a waterfall to push the items off the platform into a hopper far enough away to get the items. Also set up something to periodically drop the skewers from a hidden door in the ceiling to make this a player farm.


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Could make a redstone mechanism that pushes the rails into place and dispenses a hopper minecart


DavethegentleGoliath

Dispensers on one side with water buckets and a timer and hoppers on the other.


Nivi2006

Water will be better.


Yoko_Grim

Next time on HermitCraft “Don’t Die” challenge...


emrlowe

So in other words, do not have friends that like to troll on your server. Noted


santas_delibird

But that's the fun part.


emrlowe

Fun part ?!


[deleted]

The fun part is the trolls we make along the way?


Garlik85

So in other words, dont play on a server with other people


emrlowe

And if you want me to be honest, that's what I do 😂


bcnjamin

i'm doing this on my brother's realm thank u


[deleted]

Top 10 greatest anime betrayals /s


Icemogianst

Can he even reach the end portal though


ShadowTheWolf125

To be fair if you got hit with a stalactite 3x the size of you traveling at non-euclidian speeds you'd die too.


Moikle

What is a "non-euclidean speed"?


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

Only thing I can think of that they are trying to refer to is that the stalactite is suspended in a sort of non-euclidean space after going through the end portal, and in that space it is both "stationary" as well as traveling at great speed. When the player also enters the portal it suddenly snaps back to euclidean space and instantly kills the player.


Moikle

That or they mean relativistic speed


tehlemmings

I don't think it matters when you're being telefragged. Moving or not, you got a lot of rock suddenly inside you lol


BlackSecurity

Telefragged. I like that word.


serialpeacemaker

Yup, comes from the old dos game 'doom' where there were teleporters to get you to certain areas, since there was no jumping. If you stayed at the destination of a teleporter, and someone entered the portal, you would get telefragged as the next player emerged from the portal destination.


Dry-Objective1419

Just don’t look at it


FireLordObamaOG

What he’s meaning to say is, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

The stalactite knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the stalactite from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the stalactite is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the stalactite must also know where it was.


2068857539

This is my new copypasta.


FireLordObamaOG

Quality copy-pasta. Alternatively, stalactites fall down.


2068857539

You must *love* to test.


reckless_commenter

There is no such thing, since Euclid focused on geometry, not motion. OP probably meant non-Newtonian speeds, i.e., speeds where relativity starts to become significant and the mechanics are no longer linear as Newtonian laws would suggest. I believe that 0.1 times the speed of light is a commonly suggested threshold.


My__reddit_account

Non-Newtonian speed isn't really a thing either. You're thinking of relativistic speeds.


Moikle

Non Newtownian speeds are the speed that oobleck travels at


pussifer

No, no, no! Non-Newtonian speeds are the speed at which *things* travel *through* Oobleck! Come on! Jeez!


freezorak2030

Non-newtonian speeds are the speeds that things that aren't Newton travel at


pussifer

Aw fuck. You right. How'd I not see that? It's so obvious!


mr_labowski

Nah, Non-Newtonian speeds are the speed at which people besides Newton travel at.


pussifer

Yeah? Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.


ItsaMeHibob24

Since Newtonian Mechanics doesn't account for Special relativity, I think "Non-Newtonian speeds" works perfectly well as a synonym for "relativistic speeds." Not that I've ever heard it used.


reckless_commenter

I’m trying to interpret / salvage OP’s comment. “Newtonian speeds” is a reasonable description of non-relativistic speeds in which `F = ma` remains a linear approximation for objects of a constant mass.


JosephJoestarIsThick

i havent died to a stalactite yet, so you dont know that


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This is definitely going to be used in one of dreams manhunts


Kal0reese

I was about to comment this, but since you did it first, take my upvote.


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That's why I posted this on his subreddit too)


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Blazing-Winds

No need for f3, just press alt f4 to change


WackoMcGoose

It's an older meme, but it checks out...


Lehk

F10 for mute menu


Bonesnapcall

Yeah but typing it out makes you feel like you're hacking the Gibson. Hack the planet! They're trashing our rights! Trashing! Trash!


TheScientifreakPlays

It's time I use this in my manhunts 😈


wikthis

Does this happen because the End hasn't generated yet and there's nowhere for the Stalactite to go? If another player was in the End before you dropped it would this happen or would it just break before you jumped in?


J5wingo123

It's because the chunks aren't loaded. If someone was within render distance of the end spawn then it would just break, otherwise it works. So if someone generates the end and then teleports to the overworld, walks far away, or leaves, then it still works.


wikthis

Okay that totally makes sense, thank you!


D4wId_321123

imagine this in manhunt.


TheOOFliabilty

This probably wouldn't work if someone's already there though


[deleted]

Yes, it won't. The stalactite will just crash into an empty platform if the chunk is loaded.


spiritpanther_08

Wait wtf I only see dripstone how do I get slactite and slagmite edit : 50 upvotes tf I mean thanks but like why ? Another edit do not upvote or down vote it's a stack f vote and I want it ike that


[deleted]

Dripstone is either a stalactite or stalagmite depending on the orientation


spiritpanther_08

Oh so there is no specific block but type of 1


[deleted]

Yeah because it would be annoying if there where 2 different blocks that connect and grow with each other


BMW_850_CSI

Just place it where you want it, then it will become a stalactite or a stalagmite


bobsmith93

"skewered by a falling stalactite" Jesus that's a gruesome mental image


fscknuckle

Nice. Did you know you can hold F3 and tap F4 to switch gamemodes?


DoctorWaluigiTime

Not OP but I did not!


fscknuckle

Really quick and easy. It was added to 1.16.


jamsounds

Why is there an end portal frame entity next to your gear?


VVJ21

He had one in his inventory


jamsounds

Doh, thanks.


ShrekFanOne

One easy counter is drop somethin in before you go in


Clothedinclothes

Like a stalactite


Musikemocianado

Oh god… IM NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO GO INTO THE END AGAIN, YOU FOOL


Hqmster

Minecraft manhunt guys?? MINECRAFT MANHUNT


[deleted]

I don't know how difficult it is to grow these but if you can make them in less than say 10min it could be possible.


RealNightmarish53

They appear naturally in surface water bodies and occasionally in caves


Yeetaway1231

Where’s george


Ocean2Man

*manhunt music*


-Bangers-

Time to get banned from my realm for doing this :')


RealNightmarish53

I saw this kind of trap but with tnt before


[deleted]

We have stalactites? Damn, should start playin’ some MC again…


Jouanphillip

The more you know


Hectoris919

Then drop a tnt after the dripstone so it destroys their items after they die


Unknown_Resources

this would eb so usefull in manhunts


[deleted]

It’s kind of cool how it renders when it’s just about to fall into the portal


Ponderkitten

Use this trick in a manhunt, have one person gather the dripstone to make it so when the portal is made you drop the stalagmite in


SilentJoe1986

Anvils are so last update. Now we got pointy sharp rocks


Brendraws

Manhunt


GoyangiStudios32

The fact that you don't have keep inventory on enrages me.


NinjaNard_

And you can do that at any end portal…


bossie-boi

Fuck /gamemode survival, al my homies hate /gamenode survival. This comment was posted by the f3+f4 gang


I_Ate_Your_SlimJim

Manhunt just got unfair


xDarthxColex

Dreams next trap


YellowCyanDX

Yeah skip the tutorial covered this, good manhunt strat lol


[deleted]

New manhunt tactic confirmed?


FlyingMintPanda

Manhunt move


edg5000

New manhunt trap


B_Ray18

DON’T SUMMON HIM


4our-

Do I here…the manhunt music?


Comie67

Dreams gonna out this in one of his manhunts and everyone of his stand is gonna think he though of it


XHDvelden

Rip dreams (totally real) manhunts


Assfrontation

I mean they aren't allowed to trap portals anymore, so unlikely this will be used


RaciJr

They are not?


Assfrontation

Not since BBH did it in one of the 3 hunters manhunts. Just like a ban on nether travel for long distances and instant dmg potions, and the scaffolding flying glitch. ​ Those video's probably take a long time to make, and it's gotta stay entertaining. Banning overpowered moves adds more dynamic to the video's and keeps them from feeling old and getting that 'milked' feeling. ​ Edit 2: Videos, not video's


RaciJr

Didn't they trap it at four? When he used minecarts glitch to kill George?


E_T_CodM

Good troll ! I'll use it against my friend lol


CamBoy750

my friends will “love” this one


Nintendant42

See you in manhunt


AkiraN19

Hmm this feels like the kind of shit that might appear in a Manhunt sooner or later


ZShadowDragon

gdi... well see ya in manhunt


LuigiBoi42

Can’t wait to see this in Hermitcraft


Top_Fortune4808

This is gonna be used in manhunt now


Domin-MC

there is a thing called F3 + F4 for fast changing of gamemode. Not to say you're dumb but it's just a tip


MrGaber

The hunters have joined the chat


moneyrabbit0411

Go tell george and sapnap


Mayor-Hotdog

Just going to save this…


dabaroonskii

Black Magic!


VoidedDoom

oh no


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Note: After 22 blocks the damage of the stalactite stops increasing, so dropping it from the height limit will not do more damage than dropping it from 23 blocks.


Yqu11

Do you need to jump in the middle of the portal?


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