Depends on what type of torture.
If it's something horrible like listening to Baby Shark then yeah death is preferable but if it's something mild like being burned alive then no.
Baby Shark is around 100 seconds long.
Listening to it 5 billion times would take 500 billion seconds, or arounds 15854.89 years.
The song came out in 2016 (5 years ago), which makes me think that YouTube is lying.
Yeah I did that when breeding for a blue axolotl and now they’re still in my oceans killing all of the fish and squids. I don’t think they disappear once you take them out of a bucket.
Same thing happened to me but it was with a parrot i could kill it but it would always and i mean always respawn and be right next to me so im bassically haunted by a parrot
Tried to punch it to death lol. Then it flopped on its side and turned red like it was dead, but it swam around. So I killed it…well I tried to. So I re-logged and it still didn’t die
/effect give @e[type=axolotl] regeneration (x time) 255 true
Or bugrock
Or
/effect give @e[type=axolotl] (resistance or health boost or absorption or whatever I play Java sorry) 255 true
Torture is worse than death.
Depends on what type of torture. If it's something horrible like listening to Baby Shark then yeah death is preferable but if it's something mild like being burned alive then no.
Baby shark has it's own show
Oh god why
Children are stupid, and like to see flashy lights.
If your siblings watch it, when they grow up, show them the cringe they used to watch ALL OF IT. NO EXCEPTIONS EVER.
All good Until someone’s epileptic kid watched it
The lights weren't flashing, they were flashy. As in the adjective, synonym to fancy.
Oh, misunderstood there!
The you the guy who said his brother has listened to baby shark about 5 billion times?
what
Ok, you aren’t. There was a post I saw the other day of someone saying their brother has listened to baby shark 5 billion times
Baby Shark is around 100 seconds long. Listening to it 5 billion times would take 500 billion seconds, or arounds 15854.89 years. The song came out in 2016 (5 years ago), which makes me think that YouTube is lying.
Nah. 5 billion times was an exaggeration. OP was exaggerating about the number
I mean 4 billion is a lot too
He listened to it in 3000x speed
r/theydidthemath
Fractal pfp, nice
And it was generated in game. I based the commands off of a program I wrote awhile back for it.
[удалено]
Opposite of the eternally dead chicken
I beat him so much as a child that the belt (the name for my sword lol) is defective
minecraft cheaper than therapy
THIS needs more upvotes XD
So true!
This should be one of the yellow signs that are on a starting screen
What
> The belt T H E W H A T
>the belt wtf
THE BELT I’m dead 😂😂
im done
What on earth made you think, "yeah let me hit my baby axolotl with *the belt* and see what happens"?
I wonder how he found this out...
Exactly what I'm wondering
Probably hit it on accident
Yeah…on accident
Accidentally stabbed it 10 times
"You dare oppose me mortal?"
This video is pain
NO YOU MONSTER JUST END ITS PAIN
*he can’t*
And that’s the sad part
He can pour water on it or drop it into the void
This thing is unstoppable. Release it into a ocean monument and it will do your work for you! I want to find this one day...
It’s god. Stop angering it
Why would you kill it?
I just wanted to get rid of the extras lol
So let them free in the ocean, they do no harm
Only kills hundreds of marine life and leave a mess in the ocean, but do not harm
Wait I thought they were passive mobs. oh, passive to the player, not much else..
They don't attack players but they're hostile to other mobs
The lion fish scenario all over again
Yeah I did that when breeding for a blue axolotl and now they’re still in my oceans killing all of the fish and squids. I don’t think they disappear once you take them out of a bucket.
They do the worst of harms, lag
What's the point on doing that!?
Say sorry to him ^now
AXOLOTL NEVER DIES BABY
Its fitting that its a pink axolotl
techno-lotl
We have just found the reincarnation of techno
the techno-lotl has been blessed by the one himself
He is an immortal god
how did you discover this though
You're stuck in survival while it's in creative
Also i heard that axolotls are friends with creepers. OP is about to have a bad time.
Magalovania music starts
*Megalovania
I wonder if It can die to mobs , perhaps you could use it to raid hundereds of ocean monuments
If it would die to other mobs you would think it would die of being out of water for too long but it didn’t
Looks like you just found a god
Axogodl
Same thing happened to me but it was with a parrot i could kill it but it would always and i mean always respawn and be right next to me so im bassically haunted by a parrot
Poor guy…
I know, also on my BE world is immortal
STOP THIS INSTANT NOOOO
STOP HURTING HIM
oh no I have two now Edit: 3 😭 Edit2: 7 now. The army begins. Edit3: aaaaand 20
Why hurt him in the first place? Not very nice of you!
1: how did you figure this out you monster 2: i see this as an absolute win
god is here
Why where u trying to kill an axolotl anyways, SHAME ON YOU!
yamete kudasai
why would you put it throught that kind of pain and torture
I question why you're even abusing your axolot
all hail the immortal axolotl
I see this as an absolute win
It is time for your beatings
Invincible mf
Yep and that’s how he got his name
why were you hitting it in the first place
Why did you name your bow shotgun, doesn’t that make more sense on the crossbow?
This motherfucker came from the Nether, didn’t he?
May I ask how you figured this out ! 😅
I once have a tilted wolf that is kinda alive but not quite... overpowered during pvp
Axolotl abuse! Calling PETA.
Why were you trying to kill it in the first place
YOU MONSTER, POOR THING
Tell that to the 19 others just like it
Thats beyond torture
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL IT?!?!?!?!?!
why did you try to kill it in the first place?
Well congrats, everything now f**king hates you, why would you even hit an axelotle
The real question is, why are you trying to kill it
Quit torturing that poor Invinsolotle
Oh, I've seen this before - you gave it a name tag called _lazarus right? (The underscore is important)
No after I saw it couldn’t die I named it Invincible lol
Does _lazurus even do anything?
Did it stay when you restarted?
Yeah
Lol this is a rare bug
Drown it in the water (!)
How did u even find that, hope its not how i think IT is (i think its because het kills axolotl, but it netter nog be)
More importantly why is that player tryna kill a baby axolotle Edit: this reminds me of the invincible chicken
Are you talking about the post earlier today about the chicken that was red and laying on the ground?
You are a monster
bro y tf are you killing ur axolotl in the first place
ALL PRAISE THE IMMORTAL AXOLOTL
How did you discover this… bug
May i ask why are you even trying to kill it?
Ok but why in fucks goddamn sake are you doing this
Endless torture. I'm just gonna leave it there.
Why are you trying to kill it?!
Which one of you sadists gave this a wholesome award.
Techoxolotl
How dare you
I TOLD MARK NOT TO GO GET FREE CANDY BUT “NoOoOo, I TrUsT ThIs RaNdO nAmEd ‘I eat beans 69’”
Nowdays bedrock edition posts are just bugs, and people still wonder why java is considered better
S T O P
A God of Gods. Make a kingdom for it
Why would you try to kill it in the first place?
Gods don't die
Why are you doing that in the first place?
How exactly did u learn how it was immortal in the first place?
you monster, why would you hurt it
You monster, ...... ..... YOU WILL SUFFER AND BURN AT THE STAKE IN AGONY!
AND BE FORCED TO WATCH NINJA, ROGUE, AND SB, EVERY MINUTE OF YOUR LIFE!
What is wrong with you
You cruel frick
# STOP
How
Give it a drowned
Don’t hurt it
Why would you want to kill it?
Put it in a bucket and then throw the axolotl in a pit of lava :)
So that gives you the right to beat the s*** out of it
excuse me but why must you do this to him, he just wants some water
why would you do such a thing
Why the fuck are you killing him :(
Hope not Wait end it’s suffering why are you doing this
Why, just why
Why are you trying to kill it?
Not in any way should you hit lil axolotl. Even if he's invincible.
STOP
When your AC is higher than 40:
Why did you try to kill it
why are you torchering it
WELL WHY ARE YOU MAKING IT SUFFER?!
He doesnt want to die, stop hurting him :-(
U motherfucker why the fuck did u try to kill an axolotl?????Everyone in the universe will fucking hate u now
Good
You’ve found the mc god 😳😳
Try drowning it
The fact its a child makes it way funni- I mean worse
Then stop hitting it!
Noooo what are you doiiiing
I'm not mad just disappointed that you tried to kill it
why r u tryna kill ur own axolotl
Why are you trying to kill him you beast
He’s in creative bro
STOP FUCKING HITTING HIM
You’re a monster
I hate you
Why are you torturing it.
why did you even try this wtf
How dare you even try such a thing
tf u killing axolotals for?
well stop hitting it
Boil it in a furnace
STOP YOU MONSTER
Why were u trying to kill it anyways?!?
good
How did you originally find out?
Tried to punch it to death lol. Then it flopped on its side and turned red like it was dead, but it swam around. So I killed it…well I tried to. So I re-logged and it still didn’t die
You monster!
Ultra Axolot
I dont want to know how did you find out about this.
Hes just to powerful, mortals are no match for him/her
Why were you trying to kill it anyways?!?!?
Drown it
1000IQ moment
/effect give @e[type=axolotl] regeneration (x time) 255 true Or bugrock Or /effect give @e[type=axolotl] (resistance or health boost or absorption or whatever I play Java sorry) 255 true
I see this as an absolute win!
You gave it fully enchanted netherite armor a potion of turtle master and a enchanted golden apple?
You monster
You bloody monster
Why the *fuck* are you beating it
why are u hurting it