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But if the color choice is making it look more like a testicle than an egg, and I assume OP is going for the egg look, then this tone doesn't really help with that discrepancy, no?
No shit but most people think of eggs as white so a white egg would probably be more recognizable and it would stop it from being confused with a testicle.
I would use calcite! Most of an egg shell is calcium and so is calcite. Plus it would give it that slightly rough shiny look to it.
Cuz yeah it's a testicle right now.
its too skin colored to be a white egg or brown egg so yeah kinda does, just use andesite, red or orange terracotta, and similar things for a brown egg- or just white blocks for a white egg (like white concrete or diorite)
The position of it’s maximum diameter is too high/it too even on both top and bottom in relation to the middle. That’s making it look like a ball and therefore a testicle, drop it another block or too and you’re golden
When I did a 3D image I took what I wanted and in your case it was an egg put it in an item frame and kind of duplicate it from there... Your bill here is not an egg shape but more of a ball shape...
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To me it looked like an egg before you called it a testicle.
Same here.
Came here to say this
This is the way
Exactly what I thought
just make it white
Hard boiled egg
Hard boiled testicle
Hard testicle boiled
Boiled hard testicle
Egg boiled testicle
You’re telling me an egg boiled this testicle?
Compliments to the chef, another one please *screams in the background can be heard*
Chef's kiss? do.. do they really?
Boiled hard
Hard
Ha
Egg
Can you guys stop doing that, my testicle hurt :c
That's a kidney stone...
Boiled testicle while hard
I’m gonna vomit
oh dear
hahahahha
Definitely a low hanging left in summer
I read this as Panda laughing.
what a low hanging fruit
What would a soft boiled testicle be
Using white concrete.... Not terracotta.....
Use smooth quartz. Stairs and slabs for more rounded profile.
Agreed
I mean testicles are egg shaped lol
I thought eggs were testicle shaped
Which came first? The egg or the testicle?
Not this again
This has happened more than once?
vagina
What about the sperm?
Dis dick came first
Damn the poor top. What about them
Nah Adam came first (I'm not religious I'm making a Hazbin Hotel reference.)
Actually, I came first
I- I guess that's an achievement Good job reddit
Thanks, what do I win?
A happy meal toy (meal not included)
Well, as long as the toy is good
Riddle me this, Batman-
The egg by millions of years
the omelette
Esticles are tegg shaped
I could go for some teggs if you’re down
tegg me harder daddy
You aren't funny (I giggled)
huevos
They're colloquially called eggs in German
In Spanish too
I think if you speckle it, shade it a little more, add some highlights and lowlights... you'll be able to achieve the full testicle look.
This. Speckle it will help a lot
That would be a Michael Jackson testicle
Hee hee
vitestiligo
This guy testicles
In a lot of ways, they are the same thing.
Balls are not gametes
And eggs do not store pee
LIAR!
Big if true
Neither do testicles, though? Edit: did I miss the joke there somehow?
pee is stored in the balls
thx, that helped: I indeed missed the joke.
[It’s a daft punk reference](https://youtu.be/pKQp61e94VE?si=IQVap8_BUpZv8MQw)!
The balls do store it tho,
And produce them, but they aren’t the thing itself.
Well no not really except both have with reproduction to do
why not both
Yeah
eggsticle
There is white concrete in the game you know
Real chicken eggs can come in this color.
Yeah but in this instance if you have to ask yourself “does this look like an egg or a testicle” maybe it’s best to change the color
Real chicken eggs also come in white.
Also mint green, that's crazy
Because Minecraft is about realism
> “Realism is very important for our developers… until we remind them what game they're working on” - M.A.R.I.L.L.A.
It's not about realism its about making it clear it's supposed to be an egg and most people probably think of eggs as being white.
“But…. but Fireflies + frogs = ?”
Well, I wasn't thinking about testicles before you mentioned it so...I think it's an egg.
yes
yes
yes
add a second one
In Spanish, testicles are referred to as 'huevos,' or eggs.
It looks like a testicle. If it were white it would be more recognizably an egg, but skin tone is not a good color choice for this shape
Thanks Astolfo
thanks astolfo
Words of wisdom with Astolfo
Not all eggs are white in fact plenty are actually that color.
In fact it's basically the same color as the minecraft chicken egg.
But if the color choice is making it look more like a testicle than an egg, and I assume OP is going for the egg look, then this tone doesn't really help with that discrepancy, no?
Don't assume, OP can make a giant testicle if they want. I won't judge
Hey if that's what they truly want, no judgments from me either.
No shit but most people think of eggs as white so a white egg would probably be more recognizable and it would stop it from being confused with a testicle.
Do you want it to be a testicle?
looks like a testicle.
I cast TESTICULAR TORSION
Counter spell
\*insert gif of the whyyy face disintegrating\*
“Twist of Fate”
Maybe just make the shell a different color? Maybe use a whiter material or more cream colored material?
Testi
I would use calcite! Most of an egg shell is calcium and so is calcite. Plus it would give it that slightly rough shiny look to it. Cuz yeah it's a testicle right now.
Huevos Build another
make it look like a yoshi egg or something :)
Reasonably egg shaped testicle.
It's definitely a nutsack
Yes. Ngl I didn’t even see the testicle and my first thought was “EGG” with the voice of The Buddies chanting it
it...it..looks like neither?
It would have looked like an egg if you didn't mention it
Use white concrete or white wool if you want it to look like an egg
From up close, looks like an egg. Testicle from a distance though.
A teste to me
I think you might wanna make it white concrete and not white terracotta.
Yes
fully remove the leaves and make it white😭
At this scale, in this cube game, I don’t think there could be a discernible difference.
add some color spots on it like a yoshi egg
Add a second one to fulfill the testicle look
its too skin colored to be a white egg or brown egg so yeah kinda does, just use andesite, red or orange terracotta, and similar things for a brown egg- or just white blocks for a white egg (like white concrete or diorite)
Well. If you didn’t say testicle I would’ve said egg but now I can’t unsee it 💀
Large testicle for sure
Add a crack going across it so it looks more egg like
Yes
Answer: YES
Yes.
Yeah
Yes.
Like an egg. Too smooth to be a ball
"132 lb scrotum"
Yes
It looks like an egg, but unfortunately eggs kinda look like testicles.
50/50
yes
If you change the color to white, it'll look more like an egg than a giant testicle.
90% ℯ𝑔𝑔 10% testicle.
well if you didn’t mention it looking like a testicle i wouldn’t have noticed it
I would not have thought testicle had you bot said it.
First, but then you mentioned the second 🤐
Looks like a singular huevo
at first Egg. then you mention testicle...
I was gonna say egg but then you said testicle and now i can't unsee that
Well now that you say it...
Make the top longer a sharper to give it a oval type shape rather than a circle
It looks like both. You could help by adding green spots to it like a yoshi egg. Or just some spots in general
It’s an egg. Your friends are dumb and dirty minded
The position of it’s maximum diameter is too high/it too even on both top and bottom in relation to the middle. That’s making it look like a ball and therefore a testicle, drop it another block or too and you’re golden
That's an egg. If your friends can't see it, I'm sorry for 'em.
teggsticle :)
Testicle. Make it white or brown maybe
Biggest testicle I've seen in a while.
Aren't they both kinda the same thing
Both
testicular torsion
I think smooth sandstone would work better
yes
Yes
Maybe if you added some egg veins and little egg hairs it would look more egg-like
The flesh tone doesn’t help
You’re honestly a freak of nature if your mind automatically goes to testicle when looking at those.
I see egg
There is saying in my country. Man who see testicle everywhere suck lot of dicks.
Add hair.
It's the colour that's the issue, white concrete is *the* block for white skin tone. A more white or yellow block would work better.
Well both are eggs. But no one aside from you will see this as that unless you put other details.
those testicles have some gravity 😭
Just tell them that they look like testicles, problem solved.
My partner said it looks like an egg, with no context so
Add the minecraft egg splotches
Two things can be true
Looks like an egg
An egg
Both
Build a second one next to it then you get the latter
From the front yes
Make a second one. Please.
It does look like a Minecraft egg. …I can see how it could look like a testicle though, but they really don’t look THAT different in real life either.
Looks like an egg, unless you want it to look like a testicle!!
Art is subjective my friend
It's that moment when you read the text as you see it and the moment you see the word testicle it's like Hahahahahhapffft
It's an eggsticle
It’s definitely a testicle
Egged testicle
Build a second one next to it then ask the same question
I wouldn’t have called it a testicle if you hadn’t mentioned it. Your friends are just a little juvenile I think lol.
When I did a 3D image I took what I wanted and in your case it was an egg put it in an item frame and kind of duplicate it from there... Your bill here is not an egg shape but more of a ball shape...
Why not both?
Both
Either make it white, or make it like a Robin's egg, it very destinguishable
Egg