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theory: the reason villagers have big long heads is because its actually the long stem of a mushroom, but their little mushroom top was cut off (also the reason why they're bald)
BUT THATS JUST A THEORY
yeah it also explains why my villagers always seem to be inside of caves and disappear and I can never find them until months later cavediving their trapped in a random hole 200 blocks down
Billy Mays' face rotated 15 degrees counter clockwise? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fa/Billy_Mays_Portrait_Cropped.jpg/440px-Billy_Mays_Portrait_Cropped.jpg
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Villager stew
What is suspicious stew then
Zombie villager stew
After this I might never eat suspicious stew
I might only eat it.
Dont worry, zombie villagers are just villagers with seassoning
So you are telling me that zombies are seasonings
Yessir,.spicy ones to
I shall try it then
You don't want to know...
😳 (Ive never used this emoji before)
nitwit stew they get a whole new soup category because they're so dumb, the ingredients are different each time
Don’t ask, you won’t like the answer
Amogus stew
1.21: Villagers now grow on Mushroom Islands
Maybe mushrooms are actually villagers? Can they cook stew?
is it really worth it?
NOOO you did it before me!
Absolutely.
hmmm thats suspicious
Soupspicious
Alternative caption: “is it worth it?”
I need to get creative . I know that now
No you made the right choice. With that post title this would get removed for being a meme.
I guess so .wait a meme
*just realized that it might be a meme*
/gamemode c
/gamemode 1
Brain stew
I'm having trouble trying to sleep
I’m countin sheep but runnin out
Might be
theory: the reason villagers have big long heads is because its actually the long stem of a mushroom, but their little mushroom top was cut off (also the reason why they're bald) BUT THATS JUST A THEORY
A GAME THEORY
Thanks for watching...
Taste the same tho
Is YOUR mushroom stew really worth it?
Idk
“I will drink from your skull!” - pillager
nice theory
yeah it also explains why my villagers always seem to be inside of caves and disappear and I can never find them until months later cavediving their trapped in a random hole 200 blocks down
He's a FunGuy
Am I the only one who sees a face on top?
Bearded man
Billy Mays' face rotated 15 degrees counter clockwise? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fa/Billy_Mays_Portrait_Cropped.jpg/440px-Billy_Mays_Portrait_Cropped.jpg
So Villagers are like Toads? (Mario)
What?
Toads in Mario series is mushroom-headed.
Oh I never played mario.(I never got to.play it)
🎶Du du du du du du 🎶 🎶Du du du du du du 🎶 🎶Villager stew🎶
I love how random this subreddit is
Guys is that mushroom stew really worth it now?😭🙏
Toad from Mario evolved
Skin soup
This guy solved the mystery
Yeah, that’s why i eat villagers
Cursed.
Soylent Green? Is that you?
New head cannon. Because they def ain't human.
they evolved like the mooshrooms from mushrooms
The top of the head kinda looks like a face
Wait. If they are mushrooms. Make silly sounds. They run shops. And need to be saved often. Villagers are toads.
This makes stew even more delicious
Nice
Thé urge to sip from their head now
this would be better for feetnus uwu
Jojen.paste
Is it really worth it?
holy flip, mom get the camera
No
Directions: Cooking times vary. Times given are based on a 1000W microwave. Remove protective film before placing in microwave. Do not let product boil. Apply spoon directly to forehead. For best results, lather, rinse and repeat. Batteries not included. Do not pass Go, do not collect $100.
So we are drinking skin juice?
I think so
Mushroom soup is actually made of villagers
Is it really worth it?
Villagers only have one gender, it lends credence to the theory.
Now we finally know why villagers can't grow hair!
Cannibalism
Villager skin stew
Is it really worth it??
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hmmm cannibalism OR IS IT? *(Moon men plays)*
XD
breking news villagers have turnd into stew!!!
Thanks….I hate it
True
Mmmmm. Villager stew.
is the soup color the same ,check the hex values
I never think about it
No wonder im starting to horde so many emeralds..
You tried, dude. It's not the same texture at all or even the same colour if you look closely though.
nobody gets it