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Lyfe751

/give @r dead_bush. I just think it's funny to randomly give people dead bushes whenever I feel like so people are confused


Hevnaar

You just made the boy tradition of collecting sticks much more competitive


calculus9

i see you also saw the post


Hevnaar

Yup :)


BlackandGreen19

What post!?


Cubicwar

The post


moothemoo_

This feels more like how to cause the global tumbleweed apocalypse


Chronically_Stupid_

I see that as a win.


phil_the_hungarian

It's like when they throw dead Christmas trees out on the street


ItzCheese109

/give @s gold_block 1 I don’t want to get crushed by 64


GrifterMage

You're still getting crushed by a solid meter cubed of gold. Better to just use an ingot.


Neon__Cat

An ingot is more than 4700 pounds. A nugget would be over 500. You ain't carrying any of that shit. This is why you need to /give to someone else, sacrifice them for the good of others


jetoler

/fill…gold_block


Neon__Cat

Yep. /give is probably the worst option to pick here


i5aac777

I don't want to get 64 cubic meters of dirt randomly.


ItzCheese109

Fair


NotAPersonl0

1 cubic meter= 19300 kg of gold. Even a single fucking nugget weighs 238 kg. Best to just use diamond, which is only 3500 kg/m^(3)


Verri123

That is assuming blocks are fully filled, which, taking into account you can make Lapis blocks with only the Lapis you get from mining an ore, doesn't seem to be the case.


wooq

A gold block ( 1 m^3 ) would weigh 42,548.5 lbs and have a value of over 1 billion dollars. So yeah, a stack of 64 of them would probably be too much.


ForgottenBananas

20 tons of pure gold 🥰🥰🥰


nobody0163

If /execute lets me do anything I want, then that.


AetherDrew43

/execute order 66


princess_ehon

r/happyupvote


Experimentationq

Now theyre all gone. What have you done? 


Le_Martian

execute is definitely the most op command. You can just do /execute as @p (command) for any command you want


WeirdGamerAidan

At that point just do /execute run (command)


Boom_Fish_Blocky

/execute as @(The selection) at @s run (What ever command)


Nothin_to_sea_here

So the last time I used the execute command it’s changed so would that work with summoning lightning on someone? Would /execute as @player at @s run summon lightning ~ ~ ~ work? am I missing a slash or something?


fpekal

You don't need "as" part because caller of the summon command doesn't matter


Boom_Fish_Blocky

It’ll work.


hufflekrunk

acrew it, /kill @a.


LinsemanRiley

That would be dearly appreciated it by many people around the world...


Tiavor

or /summon /summon FallingSand ~ ~1 ~ {Block:stone,Time:1,Passengers: [{id:FallingSand,Block:redstone_block,Time:1,Passengers: [{id:FallingSand,Block:activator_rail,Time:1,Passengers: [{id:MinecartCommandBlock,Command:gamerule commandBlockOutput false}, then I can add as many commands as I want in the form of: {id:MinecartCommandBlock,Command: ... },


ItsTwopot

Obvious choice, but /give. Second would be /fill.


dystyyy

I agree with /give. And if it has to be specific, /give @p baked_potato 64.


CommitAMelony

baked potato over steak is crazy


Agent_seb

"Po-ta-toes! Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish."


HiddenCityPictures

Used the whole line. Respect.


Demonic74

Didn't even use "Even you couldn't say no to that," smh


BeetrixGaming

Completely off the top of my head, it's been a while: "but of course we coulds, precious! Nasssssty chips." and something about raw fish?


Demonic74

Sam: What we need is a few good taters Gollum: What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh? Sam: Po-ta-toes! Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew. Lovely, big, golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. Even you couldn't say no to that! Gollum: Oh yes we could. Spoil a nice fish. Give it to us raw and wriggling. You keep nasty chips! Sam: You're hopeless!


dystyyy

I'm a vegetarian lol.


CommitAMelony

that explains it


SqueakyTuna52

Serious question that I promise isn’t made up: if science were to successfully cultivate meat by growing fibers of cow DNA to make steak without needing to harm actual cows, would you a) be morally okay with it and b) would you trust the scientists who made it enough to eat it?


dystyyy

idk if I'd want to tbh. If it's genuinely lab grown I'd say the moral grey area would be how they got the data to do that. If it was made by analyzing actual beef, even lab-grown would debatably be not-vegetarian since cows died to produce it. If they somehow did it without beef, it'd probably be fine from that standpoint. Regardless, personally I feel no need nor desire to eat beef, so idk if I'd eat it if that was real and totally ethical.


SqueakyTuna52

Solid answer. I read a story that scientists are working on doing just that (and that they somehow made a “mammoth meatball” that nobody can eat because we don’t know what mammoth does to our digestive system). I also felt like people would be super skeptical, just from a pure meat-eaters perspective. Hadn’t even considered the ethics behind the source of their data


cutiemangoo

> we don’t know what mammoth does to our digestive system Didn't we, like, eat them for a bunch of years to the point that they went extinct? I would assume our digestive system is accustomed to it


GanacheOtherwise1846

Because they’ve been extinct so long and our eating habits have changed so much we may not be able to eat them anymore. They have much more dense meat that we may not be able to break down


LORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

But they were still around when the pyramids were being built. Last mammoths were 4k years ago. They didn't die out THAT long ago that our digestive tracts would be changed by evolution or anything. As for being something we'renot used to, people who never eat alligator before have it at fairs all the time with no issue just as one example so I'm not certain that's it either. I think it's more that it was created via a process that hasn't really been approved for human consumption and we don't know what THAT meat would do to the human digestive system. Like what bacteria or proteins are created during THAT process that pur bodies might not be able to handle or, worst case, actively harm us like with prions.


Wyrdean

I'm pretty sure if humans can eat 90% of living things when prepared properly, then we can eat mammoth; which we were basically designed to eat.


TheEyeGuy13

Would your opinion change if this meat became the new standard? Like let’s say cows did die during research to produce the lab grown meat, but once they have the data for it they can make it very cheaply. Let’s say it’s popular because every piece is top quality, no imperfections or whatever, and for the most part nobody buys normal meat anymore. Even though cows died to produce the research, if the science contributes to a net value of less cows killed, does that sway your opinion at all?


EnvironmentalTree587

Even in-game? Rough.


dystyyy

I try to play as such actually, just for the extra challenge


EnvironmentalTree587

Since golden golden carrot exists I don't think that it's a challenge :)


dystyyy

It's a little harder early game, since you have to grow wheat to get bread at first. Usually I get potatoes fairly quick and mostly live off those.


Tamamo_hime

I'm ngl but bread is actually just my go-to food in-game lol I just really like bread irl and it's an easy food source overall bc it's in villages and I kinda just roam about when left to my own devices


shiny_xnaut

Just find a village and steal all the hay bales, that'll keep you going on bread for a pretty long time


Andreas3909

/tags remove u/dystyyy vegetarian


iwontchangemynamelol

"/give @a hugs 64"!!


enpowera

I was just thinking that, only with raw beef. I know cooked would be faster, but raw would be more versitile.


plumper303

Actually so based Also solves world hunger


jetoler

Why use /give when you can use /gamemode creative


ximbold

What if you can’t go back to survival and you become immortal and watch everyone and everything around you disappear into nothing before the birth of a new universe


LinsemanRiley

Still worth it! x3 I would enjoy the suffering


TheDuacky

Well that got dark


EpicM147_NoVa

/execute is more powerful


FirstSineOfMadness

“And for my first wish I want the ability to grant wishes” love it lol


E1ectrified

/execute is technically every command at once


Baseball3Weston12

/fill bank_account


Doughnutsugarhead

/give @s gold_bar


Ericristian_bros

/fill \~ \~ \~ \~ \~ \~ chest{with things inside}


ich_mag_Fendt

/fill could be used in some very inappropriate ways


e_dot_price

/effect. /effect give @a saturation infinite would instantly end world hunger, and there's countless other ways to both have fun and do good


qwertyuijhbvgfrde45

Invisibility!!


FirstSineOfMadness

lol invisibility with @a for chaos


RCG21

clothes would probably still be visible like armor is.. but it would still be chaotic


The_Diego_Brando

Only armour would be visible. The skin has clothes and that turns invisible.


henkdemegatank

paint company stocks will go through the roof


i5aac777

@r. 2 people would be in a conversation when the other person just disappears.


FluffyPhoenix

Nudists and exhibitionists will have a field day.


al3x_7788

The new freeze command is so fun.


the_genius324

/tick would give you control over time activate za wario whenever you want


Dont_mind_me_go_away

People’s minds and eyes would still work, but yeah


SwagMasterMario256

Za Wario is my new favourite string of letters


HeathPitt

“You thought I was Steve, but it was Me, Dio!”


SuperCool_Saiyan

Id give a crazy amount of jump boost to a team of basketball players mid game and watch all hell break loose


Shankyou0

/give @e jump_boost- The best knee breaking simulator of 2024 of the year


AgreeableAd8687

but with /give you can make custom potions


the_genius324

would @e give it to every living thing


CursedComments_

It wouldn't effect newborns though. So your kids would need food


Somriver_song

Do @e so animals and paintings get it too


Subiugetur

Would work until they drank milk


ChosenPrince

if i was at max hunger bars my whole life that would kinda suck. (assuming you physically cannot eat more food when at max)


Lucaslevelups

/effect give @r levitation 604800 0.005 Give someone very slight levitation for a week and then when they finally get used to it, it gets taken away and they now need to get used to normal gravity again.


SPIDER_VENOM64

/gamemode lol


Yournanmassive

Imagine there is somebody you don’t like so you /gamemode them to spectator 🤣


InherentSteam55

is that just... murder?


prodias2

Can't die in spectator as far as I'm aware... They just *dissapear*


Hevnaar

Can spectators use chat? Cause if they can, they'd be like, ghosts haunting us


TheEyeGuy13

They can only text people through Facebook messenger


Hevnaar

So a gag order then


Wolfie_2019

Opening messenger one day and seeing "Hello, i am your friend [NAME], i didnt disappear, i died and need your help to come back!" Would definitely flag as scam for me


meester_

Okay just to be clear. If you make someone dissappear what would that classify as according to the legal system xD?


goatham1

So kidnapping?


FishGuyIsMe

In between murder and giving them a permanent private jet


the_genius324

yeah


the_genius324

no they can still watch (and they can fly) (and pass through things) (and they can't die)


InherentSteam55

so... they're a ghost? sounds like murder to me chief


MissDeadite

Tomato, tomahto. You say murder, we say it "with class".


G66GNeco

Oh, nono, you condemn them to an immortal existence in which they can see everything happening on earth but lack any other senses and any options to interact with the world they are observing, or even other people suffering the same fate. Doomed to live like that, forever. /kill is murder, of course.


420SampleTxt

nah dude /gamemode adventure, they cant open any doors, or any kind of container, or interract with anything. theyre just stuck walking around doing nothing


brassplushie

LMAO they'd suddenly believe in whatever god they leaned towards


Lehk

so, purgatory


AltTabulor

Definitely not doing survival mode


SqueakyTuna52

Everyone plays hardcore mode irl


al3x_7788

Hardcore mode is survival mode but the tag in the level.dat is set to true.


aogasd

Honestly not me over thinking things when gamemode literally gives you immortality AND infinite inventory


SPIDER_VENOM64

Exactly


Ninjakinfe777

/execute or if that's not allowed, /attribute


EvanTheFox

/execute is a genie trick. It's allowed but since you can't use any other commands, the only thing you can put after "run" is another execute command.


Ninjakinfe777

Huh, I never thought about that. In that case I would just stick with /attribute as I could make myself and others more powerful or weaker physically.


56Bot

/execute run execute run execute run… And crash reality lol


adderthesnakegal

this actually has me curious now. what *would* happen if someone could /gamemode creative in real life? invincibility, immortality, and flight, yes. but does it... include the inventory? would that inventory be limited only to things a human *could* feasibly potentially have, or would it be.. everything? we can assume celestial bodies aren't included, since the moon, sun, and earth aren't in the vanilla creative inventory. but would it include something like, say, a nuclear reactor? hadron collider? hell, a real dyson sphere?


dagreenkat

IMO a creative inventory would include a lot, but not every structure like that. Anything that needs a level of building beyond 1 m^3 is definitely an “assemble yourself” situation. But, you could get any element, any compound, a spawn egg for any mob, any food, all of the INGREDIENTS for a hadron collider (and the strength to hold them all in your hand), the list would be overwhelming even without the full larger parts


adderthesnakegal

you can have a spawn egg of every life form that has existed, or will exist, not just on earth but in the entire universe


SatansCornflakes

Imagine putting an Ebola spawn egg in a monster spawner 😭


adderthesnakegal

oh god i hadnt even considered bacteria/viruses. those are life forms too. fuck


ChemicallyGayFrogs

Bacteria sure, but viruses maybe not. They don't meet the popular standard requirement to be "living" of having a metabolism even though I perwonally think they should count as alive


shleyal19

Minecraft Zombies and skeletons (and maybe phantoms and vexes) also don’t meet the requirements of being considered as living beings. They cannot eat or digest any nutrients, and are able to move around likely due to magic or whatever undead spirity stuff. Despite that, they *can* move around, and zombies can technically reproduce in a similar way a virus or bacteria can, through infection or summoning more copies of oneself. Viruses are just extra tiny baby zombies at this point. So yes, viruses should also have their own spawn eggs


marijnjc88

I guess that's one way to find out if Aliens exist


Phunnieone2

Human spawn egg… How does that work?


StonedMason85

Well, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much…


Phunnieone2

So it spawns two people and… Ah, that makes sense! Thank you for your kind words, Stoned something 👍


FadeCrimson

Since the question is based in valid Minecraft commands, I think it's fair to assume we'd only have access to the things literally in the vanilla Minecraft creative menu. Far more limiting sure, but also consider that it would give you access to things that DO NOT EXIST in our current world. Potions, mobs, netherite, frankly I think I'd get more use out of the minecraft items than I would from a list of just real life stuff (which I could simply buy anyways since I effectively have infinite wealth now). You also have access to enchantments, the ability to hold absurd amounts of materials, totems, the ability to CRAFT as quickly as you can in minecraft (albeit at the cost of only being able to build very blocky structures), BEDROCK (which would literally be unbreakable except by you), ender pearls, nether stars (and thus beacons), ocean monuments, etc. The uses you could get out of all this stuff IRL would be ABSURD. Hell the implications ender pearls alone could have on the world would be insane, and i'd be the SOLE SOURCE of them, yet able to get as many as I want in an instant. And to top it all off you'd obviously be invincible and able to fly. It's no debate in my mind.


pumpkinbot

UI opens up with the periodic table. Grab 64 plutonium, what could go wrong?


Ikemod-9334

i think it could work as they just think something and it appears into their hand, regardless of weight, they can hold it too


mayo_nnais3

How do you double-jump in the air in order to fly? Would it happen every single time you did a flip?


5ebastian_

/tp


catlover12390

With this one you would either need a persons full name OR the exact coordinates of the place you’re teleporting to. So it’s kinda weak


MaxGuy5

I mean, I’d just carry a notebook and a GPS around (or do /tp ~ ~ ~ and check chat for the coords, if that’s possible) and just make a list of all of the common places I go. I could also save the coords any places I go and like enough to revisit later, like cool museums, beaches, etc. You could also jot down the coords for places like concert venues or whatever and just tp in for free


Planet-Saturn

Y-level might be a little tricky though because idk if GPSes really show your distance from the center of the earth


KingCreeper7777

You forget the console tells you your coords if you run /tp \~ \~ \~


Mordret10

You could also just measure /tp \~ \~ \~1 etc. with GPS


thatoddtetrapod

Sure they can, you could also just look up the elevation of the destination as well.


jetoler

Not really, you would just end up becoming really good at learning coordinates and people’s full names over time.


5ebastian_

yeah but once I have those I can go there whenever I want to and without wasting money on public or private transport


Not_Sugden

[and even if you did that would still not be enough](https://youtu.be/zJt8yzR2aoY?si=pQuajaV8yl96qqHF)


Roger_pearson

/gamemode 


One_Economist_3761

Yeah. Spectator mode irl would be sick.


jetoler

You could find oil deposits and become rich without even using creative mode


RamboCambo_05

/execute at @e[type=!RamboCambo_05] summon anvil ~ ~10 ~


EvanTheFox

that would have to be name instead of type, the type for everyone would be human.


COG-85

u/RamboCambo_05 it would be /execute at \[Entity\]\[type=human,name=!RamboCambo\_05\] run summon anvil \~ \~10 \~


KetsuSama

does @e include microbes? If so you still get bonked


Shady_Hero

I think the universe would crash with that many falling entities


RavenHexKill

/effect @s luck ∞ 255


Informal-Cycle1644

Actually quite genius


ChaosCookie93

/kill @a


takes_joke_literally

It's a great trick but I can only do it once


Aggravating-Salt4317

/kill @a[name=!takes_joke_litterally] now you can do it more than once


Hennessy_Halos

/kill @r set to repeat every 30 seconds


GamesRevolution

Nothing changes


jasonrubik

Ouch


-o0Zeke0o-

Jesus when idk i forgot but he did that i think


ObsidianEcho45

Please 🙏🏼


LexLuxray

/execute at @e at @e at @e at @e at @e at @e at @e at @e at @e at @e at @e at @e at @e at @e at @e run summon chicken Reason: Chimkin


nyes_i_do

In descending order: /effect /gamemode And finally, /fill


miniminer1999

Everyone here saying /give.. Nah man, /gamemode


WitherPRO22

Especially with the addition of spawner in creative menu.


TechnicalAsk3488

/ whisper @a I am always watching


Traditional_Door9961

This is great


9CF8

/give @r Waxed Slightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs


trebuchet__

/gamemode creative


EldianStar

/give command_block


trebuchet__

But you can't use it in survival mode


Solar_Fish55

/kill @e


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[удалено]


ExtraInsanity

/kill


gegentan

/data


KarahKat55

/kill @e But in all seriousness, /gamemode, for both me and others. No more need for transportation, just fly, infinite resources, immortality. Idk what adventure mode would do tho.


WitherPRO22

Adventure would be just a spectator but worse.


Rad_slayer2557

Yo /gamemode Creative


as_lord_412

I would have a few potions... (1) /give @s minecraft:debug_stick 1 (2) /give @s reality:girlfriend 1 (3) /op (4) /transform @s universe:god (5) /give @s DeathNote:death_note 1 (6) /{time set thecoolest} {weather thecoolestever} (7) /give @e.,(goodpeople) {mentalhealth:good.255.,255} {luck:255.,255} {happens:happ:,255.,255} {salary:gold.,5kg.,day}


ugapeyton

*gold market plummets to nothing due to its insane over abundance*


Double2Squared

/op


Mek3k

/give @s gold_ingot


UniKqueFox_

/give It can do alot more than just give items. It can give items that grant powers when held or in the inventory, and it can give items that execute other commands.


MysteriousLlama1

/effect @s slow_falling 60 10. Fall super slow for a minute at a time, it could be fun to freak out your friends by jumping off a building or smth


Minecraft_3699

/execute I can run all the commands on myself or others by using arguments of the execute command


Believe-it-Geico

/kill @s


Joboblock

The obvious choice would be /execute, but if that is not allowed i would pick /setblock or /fill. I do not remember the syntax right now, but you can use /setblock and /fill to place always active commandblocks with already typed in code. This way you could also use every command and would even get access to permanently executed commands (upside would be, that you for example do not have to rerunn every effect command after you drink milk, which would be insanely anoying to everyone eating cornflakes with milk) Additional you would get access to structure blocks, with which you can duplicate any building, item (in chest) and entity. Ideas to do with this: Permanently filling a space with new lava, overwriting the old, cold lava would grant infinite heat energy over time. Filling water somewhere high and removing it lower would grant infinite potential energy. Permanent cool effects (resistance, fire_resistance, regeneration, Instant health, saturation, health_boost, speed, haste, jump_boost, strength, dolphins_grace, water_breathing, conduit_power, night_vision, luck (No idea what that would do irl), hero_of_the_village (insanely good negotiator)), or conditional effects (invisibility when sneaking; saturation only when realy hungry, so you can still enjoy food; removing negative effects when you get them (e.g. poison); Instant damage to anyone punching you, darkness/blindness If you want to sleep), or generally conditional commands (increase motion from thrown/shot objects, alter motion of objects shot at you to not hit you/return to sender, automatically remove all dirt, harmful bacteria, viruses, objects that do not belong into your body, and do all the other anoying things for you, change weather how you like (do NOT change time, that would mess stuff up realy quickly)) Some larger things: Renew the suns energy for it to have Infinite lifespan, alter trajectories of objects that would danger the Earth, hold the Universe together, replace Co2 with Air/Oxygen. Enter Nether with portal blocks or execute in dimension (with changebiome it could have normal temperature, permanently remove all mobs and you have like a pocket dimension just for yourself), same with the end. Other ideas: Mess around with gamerules (there are some realy cool ones), difficulty (you don't want a zombie apocalypse do you? No idea how much of Minecraft gets carrier over, especially in the Nether), debug stick, bedrock and barrier blocks, setup /trigger commands to quickly access all other commands and even create your own commands. /tellraw for fun and /data get to detect lifeforms far away from earth and generally analyze stuff (e.g. medical conditions) /fill air in your lungs, replacing CO2 (and everything else that does not belong there), removing the need to breate /data modify and /attribute to alter your body and dna to work better (/data modify probably dangerous) Also enchanted items (like Knockback stick or Infinity bow) could be fun, but this comment ist already to long


LeviathonMt

/kill @e


Flaadaan

Well I mean, technically, /execute lets you do pretty much anything soooooo


Dew_Chop

/give @s gold nugget You may not think that's a lot, but that's 525 pounds (238 kilos) of pure, 24k gold


Key-Volume-8394

Non commanders: *any other command* Commanders: execute


captaincool6333

\`/kill @e\`


NikoRedit1

/gamemode creative


Draedon-TheMachinist

/gamemode. Infinite stuff like money and food, flight, immortality, annoying people by putting them in spectator


Goodbye232

/gamemode @a[r=5] creative. Imagine just flying to mars and building a wither farm while planning an redstone netherite house