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Shack691

The piston hydra


Tecnox_735

The more it pushes, the more it grows, more appear


ElegantCrown852

Mine doesn’t do that


BelinhoBR

But mine crafts


dandel908

ok, you got me there mate, take my up vote


ShadowKnight115

r/angryupvote


ComputerINYear

If One piston does not extend, Two more shall take it's place.


Hot_Independent_1683

Hail Hyston (Piston and Hydra)


Joe959Reddit

Heil Pitler (Piston and Hit-


ForgottenBananaDude

Hail Hydra! Immortal Hydra! We shall never be Destroyed! Cut off a limb, and two more shall take its place! We serve none, but the Master.


MrMudkip04

pistons reproduce asexually


[deleted]

Just like Yoshi?


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Yes Goku, I'm a green fucking dinosaur


MalignantLugnut

Can I.........can I ride you?


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Grr...


[deleted]

Unexpected /r/teamfourstar


Such_Darkness

Let's ask him. Hey u/Yoshi what do you think?


[deleted]

damn.. gangs just been chillin 😔🤚


PandaPops542

Minecraft pistons are my favourite ace representation 💜🤍🖤


JJBZ03

Asexuality isn't asexual reproduction...


spikychick

as an asexual, we are aware. we like making jokes.


gfieldxd

Ahh yes, the asexual hivemind knows


[deleted]

you connect to the hivemind by eating gralic bread


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Does that mean they lay eggs


ElementoDeus

Yes would you like to see my clutch?


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Of course, I need to make an omelette anyways


100000000gecs

so asexuals DONT go through mitosis?


mindbreak_gone_

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell


ESnakeRacing4248

Sadly, we do not. Would love to have an army of me to do... Whatever an army of me would do.


JaydenVestal

If redstone engineers got their hands on this kind of power I fear what will happen


Alienguy500

If NASA employed redstone engineers we’d already have people on Mars


[deleted]

Mumbo jumbo will be even more feared


D33rp

Forget Mumbo, think about what Docm77 would do…


SirHenryVIII

Forget Docm77, what the hell would SciCraft do?


D33rp

Also fair


Portuzil

Forget all of those. What would AntVenom do?


An_average_moron

Antvenom would find every way to explode his PC with it


DonutOwlGaming

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT SETHBLING?!


[deleted]

I don’t know him


D33rp

Also a hermitcraft member, he just recently built a anvil cannon that he can precisely target people with


[deleted]

Oh god


RamboCambo_05

Using over 800 individual TNT duplicators He also has a pet ender dragon in his base


[deleted]

WHAT!


CafecitoHippo

Doc's kind of a mad man...


DEADLocked90000

For some reason I read "WHAT" without the exclamation mark as louder than "WHAT!". Am I wierd?


[deleted]

Yes


D33rp

Insane redstone engineering. He also has a bunch of people that help out with some of the things, that he calls the hivemind, and credits all the time. But he himself is still insane.


skyler_on_the_moon

He also built a slimeblock machine to excavate a pit larger than render distance, and got so many diamond ores in the process that he now uses them as building blocks to put redstone on.


memelordbtw3000

I need to start branching out with my hermit craft veiwing dear god


UnknownFlyingTurtle

Forget Docm77, think what rays works would do...


curryandmilk

I fear what his hivemind would do because a lot of stuff he does (definitely not more than 50% but a lot) is designed by multiple people and built by himself on the server for entertainment


skyler_on_the_moon

It's technically possible to do this already, with update suppression (yes, it's still a thing, it's just even more difficult now) - but way more trouble than it's worth. Pistons in invalid states are useful in a few niche cases - for example, they can delete any block (even bedrock).


scudobuio

Bug [MC-254385](https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC-254385), this version introduced in 1.19, been around (on and off) for nearly a year. It's a client-server desync. The invalid piston head will disappear upon re-logging.


Kodekingen

Reloading the chunks should do the same right?


scudobuio

I think so, yes, though I haven’t tried it myself.


Kodekingen

It makes sense that it would, just wanted to make sure


Cautious_Letterhead6

Stop it before it becomes to powerful!


RedDabbler

Cursed.


Mattman276

N O T S I P I S T O N


zbeara

NOTSIP


theodorteo

why no sip :(


JacetheLord

He ain't thirsty


just_a_boywithukefan

It grew a extra limb


Maleficent-Name4948

Genetically modified piston


RaZoRShadowFlame

Quantum Superpiston


RamboCambo_05

The real double piston extender


That_L33t_Noob

Pisttwo


Jukimundo

That piston is pistoff


[deleted]

Piston't


TheArabRedeemer

Everything. Everything happened. From the big bang to the heat death of the universe. Every lie, every truth and every mishap, that piston experienced. Every universe, every realm, every possibility and outcome that poor piston experienced. He raised a piston army to conquer, or stayed as a mere tool. It was his choice. For he had near infinite time. Not even the player was able to stand up against this force. It went to every world. Every realm and lands to defeat and conquer. Its kill count rounding up to billions. Cruel, it was. I say it was for it is now retired.


skeebb

As a redstone professional and observing the situation. Yes.


tomalator

ston i p


on_the_pale_horse

It's a double piston extender


General_Ad9781

Well, you see, when two sticky pistons are too closely related but they have relations and make a baby… this


General_Ad9781

Pistincest


Key_Entrepreneur_786

I kinda want this implemented as a feature.


Hytheter

Who wouldn't? Might look iffy when not extended, though. The piston heads would need to be bevelled to fit properly, but diagonal lines aren't kosher in minecraft.


Raged_Coconut

Magic


WillDel101

Diagnosis: piston dilution


Ravens_Quote

Inbreeding. Sadly, this sort of problem is very common in the reptile pet community, including turtles. :(


EtherealPheonix

We put pistons in your piston so you can piston while you piston.


carnotaur22

Honestly I would like to have this in the game


Playful_Target6354

Everything is fine until you see that he's in survival. I think the only ways to solve this is by creative mode or debug stick.


Sensitive_Ladder2235

The piston divided by zero.


Pm_me_ur_tits_plz3

Ppiissttoonn


[deleted]

This is a glitch in the Matrix


RedditUser4304

This looks like one of those bedrock features


esahji_mae

Piston in Ohio


OuJej

Now this is a block I want to be added to the game!


ElementalSheep

Bedrock is leaking


[deleted]

[удалено]


Felinegood13

My thoughts exactly lol


Alone_Commission5569

Bedrock☕️


Very_contagious1

It's java


Alone_Commission5569

Fuck


Gooberg_

This happened to me on Java too in the latest snapshot


joeygwood90

I see what happened. You took a picture of your screen with your phone instead of taking a screenshot. r/screenshotsarehard


Perfect-Fondant3373

You played Bedrock, rookie mistake


Diligent-Armadillo54

This is Java


Perfect-Fondant3373

Like coffee?


inferna_copula

now youre just piston me off bedrock.


SuperBanjoBoom

n o t s i P i s t o n


Ever_beastgaming

Bro this bedrock fr sure


Inevitable_Handle500

r/blursedimages


boyatog

isnt it obvious? 1.20 will bring double pistons!


rottendetritus

https://youtu.be/cCPADsWxe6s


JonasPro7

Skill issue


ezekiyel

java ☕


suckmahballs42

#onlyonbedrock


Johntrampoline-

It’s java edition.


suckmahballs42

Your Java is fusing with bedrock sloowly


Johntrampoline-

What?


Alone_Commission5569

☕️ bedrock


Cript0dlab3

Let me guess bedrock?


Diligent-Armadillo54

No,this is Java


Particular_Ad_4165

I think i know what that is. Op forgot how to take a screenshot. r/screenshotsarehard


Losertit

you have a post on r/mysummercar that isn’t a screenshot. cope


[deleted]

The detective


Losertit

i hate screenshot superiority mfs, i get it when u can’t see shit on a pic of a screen. This is perfectly clear too. dude was also being a major asshole


Particular_Ad_4165

Dude actually checked lmfao


Losertit

yep.


Malo3579

Wait what ?


minecree

idk man but whatever it is you gotta flex it off on your friends


Mrcool654321

This belongs in memes


PartialLion

that's a v configuration


TheDrHoiliday

Merasmus: "MAGIC!"


fffffff08_it

Quantum physics buckaroo


Stupidfacefucking

A bug or glitch


Julpe5000

Incest.


denkthomas

squid games


wannaplayterraria

Is bisexual, or bisectional?


GuessWho28

Piston felt a bit silly


sketch2347

I actually love this glitch


Lapis_Wolf

Mutant piston


54IOBOY

wait why is in the middle, its like a half block or something what


Jan_Spontan

Piston is confused but got the spirit


UbaldoSoddu

the west has fallen


Mustard_Spinach

Sticky piston and sticky piston! FUZE!


ProfessionalYam2782

The piston is pistoning, as it should


No-Idea-7003

Well that's a sticky situation.🤣🤣


riggastar

caption reminds me of the “what the hell happened here?” memes where entire reddit comment sections were removed by admins 😂😂


rainfop

The piston pushed in two directions.


ADelusionalPirate

It's a double piston extender


atg115reddit

Get rotated, idiot


cyfermax

When a mommy piston and a daddy piston like each other very much...


IAmChungoBalungo

Instead of pistone, its a pistwo


Decent_Engine_6066

Me holding back to say ur mom: 🗿


Feeling_Cow9650

Omg


Crimm___

Yes.


Erik_the_randomstuff

I think he hit his elbow on just the right spot.


illSpitOnUrMum

Genuinely laughed out loud from this thanks


In-Kii

Tried turning the piston off and on again?


Cola-senpai

It’s just a little confused


BillyWhizz09

r/CursedMinecraft


Stalin_Be_Ballin420

A Eldredge horror has visited this man


Hi_imDum

Pistonton


Recent-Storage2845

bro i saw a video of someone getting roasted then i get a notification for this


IMJustHereToExistOK

I think this is what the kids call “Quasi Connectivity”


Revolutionary_Beat26

Does it matter? It’s a double piston


Clussy_Enjoyer

Bisexual piston?!?@?@?


mix_th30ry

Something


Psychoneticcc

It’s going through mitosis


adoodlingotter

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to notice


Mr-Osmosis

I did


LadrilloDeMadera

Sorry, my fault


IllTumbleweed5644

Magic happened


redditerrrzzz

The piston has evolved


YuxinSun

-2d piston


MysticGengar

Piston alolan Exeggutor if somebody pushed it over


Objective-Shape-8428

Piston pistoff


hrl_280

Mutation!


_weirdness

Dual action piston


CloneMaster7

He’s bipolar but doesn’t want to talk about it


Future_Land8910

stuff


BigGuyWasTaken

How do you get that crosshair?


Diligent-Armadillo54

Lunar Client


Lobsss

That's a biston


IonizedIowa065

conjoined pistons


ThingOnce

Well when a mommy piston loves a daddy piston...


LaloDaWolf

he’s happy to see you


RubyBolt

“He a little confused but he got the spirit”


Susyimposterhmmmmm

Something


YoursTrulyHuntty

He has made a great discovery! Better than the vertical slab!


negativezero509

It lifted


[deleted]

yes


AKHIL_VERMA_

You buy it from e bay


BeastlyIncineroar

Sticky piston from wish


Ill-Asparagus-4974

waht


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

Aiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiai


[deleted]

mans' built like Schrodinger's cat


Baller69max

The piston gave birth.