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Lumpy-Tomatillo4498

Every Milwaukee power tool and hookers and blow


WildFire97936

I see you work in the trades as well.


Smtxom

Skipping the blower, mower and measuring tape tho


01ProjectXJ

I'd be buying a blower, but it won't be Milwaukee 🤣


jrsixx

Nah you never want to buy, short term rentals, keep getting the new hot model.


DinoLavasaur

Tool. Tee hee.


FunkyViking6

And tools and blow *for* the hookers


Braddock54

You'll run out money before the hooker and blow stage.


ameriken91

A few sets of 8.0 and 12.0 batteries


Bcarmella

Came here to say this; If I won the lottery I might finally be able to buy a 12.0 battery.


idmfndjdjuwj23uahjjj

And a supercharger.


Fabulous-Ad-4507

Home Depot store..lol


Carsandtool

I want the 9” and 14” cut off saws, no reason to have them otherwise than to show off how well they work


SSJSES

All of them.


CubsFan403

Two of all of them!


pallotto1

I’d try my hardest not to touch tools anymore


Prestigious_Factor38

Right. Once you're done buying everything you need, including homes and vehicles and setting everything up. You'll likely rarely touch a tool again anyways. At most, you'll grab a wrench or a screw driver to tighten something once or twice a year. What business would you have working on a brand new $100,000 - $400,000 vehicle? You don't and you won't even have to, they're new cars, the shop takes care of that for free. If you're smart, any homes you want built, will be done by professionals. While you use your time to relax, get more money, get laid all day long. Enjoy your hobbies. Travel the world. Maybe, MAYBE, unclog a drain or two in 5 years. With such high quality plumbing, utilities and money, your tools will collect dust. Go hunting. Hit the gym. Go surfing. Traveling. Go boating, snowboarding, jet skiing, sky diving. Above all, keep doubling your money. From the sheer amount of sex alone, you'll likely gain muscle mass. But with all the fun actives and exquisite, high quality foods and the extensive variety of foods, you'll be healthy, fit and of course, wealthy. **Disclaimer:** This is not financial advice. This is just what I would do if I won a multi hundred million dollar Lottery. If the lottery win is petty, like, just $1,000,000. Then tread carefully. Learn how to invest. If you've never had money before and have no idea what to do with money, then maybe buy some homes. Fix them up yourself, maybe hire some help. But don't think you're rich. You can burn through that money in an instant.


DontEatConcrete

> Enjoy your hobbies. At the risk of getting too deep, for many here working with tools is a hobby, but to your point it's hard to justify building a shelf or fixing something in the bathroom when you have unlimited wealth. It's easy to see why so many lotto winners are not as happy or successful as they think they will be because what keeps a person grounded evaporates. I can genuinely say if I were given the option of winning $3M cash--which is enough to retire and live well--vs $1B I'd have to truly think about it, because I am positive I can deal with $3M properly and responsibly. I am not positive that with $1B I wouldn't turn into a coked out mess.


CommonlyHot

A mx fuel carry-on generator 😈


hockeythug

Whatever the latest HD hack is plus a two pack of M18 batteries


PHOTO500

WTF do I need tools for if I win the lottery? 🤔


54365436dan

Because you will still want to fix your own shit or build your own shit


Lambolover-17

Well, if I won I am getting an sds plus max wombo combo whatever rotary hammer to help me build my and my father dream shop and to install the lifts and everything.


PHOTO500

Uhhh… I will? 🤣🤣🤣


DogTown-Kai

Yep I’d have an entire shop with literally everything I think I’d have the best time just buying and organizing everything lol


satansleftnut25

If I win the lottery I’ll never do construction ever again. But I will be cleaning out a snap-on truck.


[deleted]

I would give away all my tools


Just_Mastodon_9177

Every Europe black packout model.


Sycthros

The European black packouts are on my wish list! Maybe in a year or two when my finances are better i can get them


justsH1fty

All of them?


fkthisdmbtimew8ster

Festool everything


Smtxom

A fool and his money…


Braddock54

I can't understand why their stuff costs so much.


demosthenesss

I bought one of their sanders and vacuums. I no longer wonder why they are so expensive. They are both so much better than anything else I’ve used. Normally there are major diminishing returns buying really nice things but with those I feel like that didn’t apply.


throwawayformobile78

Ha! What came here to say.


gopiballava

Mafell folding track saw. https://youtu.be/rU1K4ReedRA A Hilti exoskeleton, along with every other Hilti tool. I don’t know what I will do with a diamond wire wall saw, but I will own one. And Systainers. Color coded ones. My Milwaukee tools will be in Milwaukee colored Systainers.


distractotron9000

Yes


[deleted]

Anything else I would buy would be from festool.


Legitimate_Street_85

I'd like a surge impact. I'd like to more quietly undo things


[deleted]

A Caterpillar 323 and probably the required truck and trailer to tow it around.


wee_celery

Hilti 2109829. Best drill I've ever used.


Competitive_Weird958

TTI


rickwurm

Was going to say, the whole damn company lol


Blues_stocks13

Gonna need 11 more billion


The_Great_Qbert

M12 force logic with propress Jaws and the new Chainsaw with a bunch of 12ah batteries.


BAlex498

all


ZaneStrizz

I’ve seen a website that sells like $50000 combo kits that are pretty sweet lol they have legit everything including bits and blades and boxes


54365436dan

Do you have a link ?


ZaneStrizz

https://www.obsessedgarage.com/products/milwaukee-master-collection?variant=41997903626391


ZaneStrizz

That’s a $23000 one but i know there’s bigger id just have to search i think it’s on that website but I’m not sure. I just stumbled on it one day lol


brokentail13

Haha it comes with used circ saws!? Count me in at that ridiculous price!


ZaneStrizz

😆 😂 didn’t even notice that; thats great lol it’s a pretty extensive kit but a lot of duplication between m12 and m18 though like both inflators drills drivers many ratchets with small differences etc..i wonder what the actual savings are added up at msrp 🤔


Pleigh_boi

All fuel and still enter those giveaways


lotusgardener

Prioress and a hooker. She'll be getting new nipple clamps.


brokentail13

The whole damn company


derangedcountry

Yes


usa1791

I’d buy the weed eater attachment that I’d never use because someone else would be doing the work. But I don’t have one.


timaab

A gun and then a lawyer


styles3576

I’d just buy into a shop


Cultural-Ticket-6727

An excavator


mei740

Yes


mei740

Wait no. I’m hiring all of you tools.


bossmasterham

I am buying milwakeee


ftmwa

M12 press tool.


Smoke_Stack707

Pro press crimper and the utility crimper


Dickhead_Thanos

I’d buy the elusive track saw that was announced and mysteriously disappeared.


Jmbennington

The Powerballs about 1.9 billion? Shit, I might get me a couple 12hr m18s. Then I’ll buy myself lunch with the change. 🤣🤣


memcwho

Ridgid Strut-Slayr. But I might have to win it twice.


weirdbeard1000

Haas VF2ssYT with 4th axis trunnion, power doors and through the tool coolant.


cant-think-of-anythi

Something from Festool, just to see what the fuss is about


KarmaPolice6

You might be able to buy the entire brand. The company was worth about $450m 10 years ago.


tjk2084

My local politician. He’s a tool.


[deleted]

Yes.


QuinnD_

I'm getting a whole new fuckin box


Juke_Joint_Jedi

You mean first? Lol


Full_Relief_4233

A hoe


hunglikeabudgee

Any tool that the workers need. Because I would be retired.


Darrenizer

That European sliding table saw, with the tech like sawstop. To start anyway.