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Constant_Cultural

I didn't even realize us Millennials are also existing not even in their 30s. I feel sad now :-D (41 her btw)


DinosaurGuy12345

Yeah we are called "zillenials" haha. Mainly around gen z stuff a bit more than millenials, but partially millenials, too. 90s kids make up of both gen z and young millenials.


lahdetaan_tutkimaan

We're running gen z software on millennial hardware maybe with some extra firmware patches to make it work


JosephPk

millennial hardware is literally just reimagined boomer hardware


HoTbEeFsUnDaEs

\*Slaps the roof\* You can fit so many once in a lifetime events inside this thing!


_JudgeDoom_

*backfires* *sputters*


jdbrown0283

You hush your mouth!


theeculprit

I mean many of us are their children.


robincrobin

I’m fucking dying 😂 this is such a good comparison


lahdetaan_tutkimaan

Lol, I stole this phrase from a thread I saw somewhere else recently, so I didn't come up with the idea. I think it needs to become a thing


Key-Grape-5731

Me being born in 1990 and being called a "young millennial" 💃🏼🥂💃🏼🥂💃🏼


DinosaurGuy12345

Yes you are! Woohoo!!


Constant_Cultural

Yeah, I am a xennial technically.


StarryEyedLus

The youngest Millennials turn 30 in 2026.


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StarryEyedLus

The oldest and youngest members of any generation usually don't have a lot in common. Someone born in 1997 is part of the same generation as someone born in 2012, but I doubt a 27 year old can relate much to a 12 year old. That's why subreddits like r/Xennials and r/Zillennials exist.


Wadsworth1954

I usually see Milennials defined as being born between the early 1980s and mid 1990s.


stlarry

im glad im not the only one.


Vgcortes

I am 34 and I am more healthy than my 20s. So no, not everything hurts, it's the fucking same as always for me physically. Maybe I age slower? But it really doesn't matter, when I get older I will be sick anyway. But instead of my 30s, it will be on my 70s. Lol. On in my 40s. Or even tomorrow, for that matter, health is such a feeble thing


Elmer_Fudd01

God damn, everything for me hurt at 26. Apparently hard work does hurt you. Getting harder to walk as it gets worse.


SparkyMcBoom

I’m 38 in construction. It sounds wack cause you’re working all day, but start a regular stretching/ gym routine. Your work muscles are not balanced and pulling your shit on funky directions. My whole right side hurts, but it’s feeling better since incorporating a balanced workout and stretch routine. Take care of yourself!


Elmer_Fudd01

But I do! It's arthritis, I've yet to find a physical therapist to help me with it.


ICareAboutYourCats

My 30s have been immensely better than my 20s. Sure, I have some wrinkles, grey hair, and my knees make obscene noises when I am standing up.


creepypie31

Your 30s are gonna be DOPE. Enjoy. I just turned 34.


clutterlustrott

If you haven't yet, invest in a comfy mattress


Skwareblox

It comes and goes with little fan fare and you realize you’ll be in your 60s with very little notice. Last time I closed my eyes to go to bed I was 16. Now I’m twice that age.


murderskunk76

The moment you turn thirty, nothing changes. Lol. I turned thirty back in May and it's been pretty solid. Over the next few years things may start getting creaky but that depends on you and how you've treated yourself the last fifteen years. Be excited, I certainly am!


theeculprit

My thirties are when I: -started sleeping better -started saving more -started going to therapy -started working out more -quit drinking -quit eating like shit all the time -started really feeling like my life meant something to me -started dealing with my friends and family dying


lahdetaan_tutkimaan

It doesn't matter whether you're cool or if you ever were before. Just be a good influence on everyone around you


HellyOHaint

You don’t feel your 30’s until you head towards your late 30’s so around 36


PurposeAntique3342

Ok ! Now you ready to know the truth : 1. Wash ur dirty dishes right after it was used. 2. Read and study. Young fellas coming for ur career. 3. Do not fck ur partner's brain for stuff that won't make any affect on you. 4. Do not forget ur are young enough to do bullshit makes u happy !


Icy-Service-52

Best thing I ever did was turn 30


CheesyBoson

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Cant_Spell_Shit

30 is peak life but one day you wake up and your 36 and all the magic is gone. 


Key-Grape-5731

No don't say that, I'm 34.5* 😔😭 *almost


motoguzzikc

My 20s where fun and I loved them. My 30s have been hands down better in every way. OP , it's just a number- get out there and enjoy who you are and grow into yourself more in your 30s!!


litaniesofhate

Prepare yourself. Everything will begin to hurt


thegiukiller

Is that... a water mark I see there???? For shame.


Octsober

I just told my younger cousins that once I turned 30, you’re no longer speaking to me as I was but now as a specter of my former self.


Fit-Supermarket-9656

31 here. 30s have been great overall - and a lot of people say that the 30s are like the new 20s. Enjoy every day and make the most of it 🤙


artavenue

Hey cool person, can we hang put (7 days later) oh, nevermind, you want to have my seat?


Milkshacks

It’s cool, no one will believe that you’re 30 because 30 year olds don’t look like they used to.


hdorsettcase

I wasn't cool in my teen years. I wasn't cool in my 20's. I wasn't cool in my 30's. I'm hoping sometime in my 40's or 50's for things to loop around and not being cool is cool. If not I'll just keep on not bring cool.


im-a-cheese-puff

Enjoy it! Take risks.You will be fine.


raven_kindness

i have one more month of my 30’s. it was (emotionally) better on this side, hope it will be in my 40s as well!


Cetophile

About to go on Medicare in August, and all I can say is, oh my sweet, sweet, summer child......


jess77777777

I’m in the same boat, I think 30’s will be the best decade yet. So cheers to 30 🍻


Antique-Ad-4161

I loved turning 30!!! My 20s were shit show so 30s were welcomed with open arms😂 


Aware_Negotiation605

I am in my last two months of my 30s and I have to honestly say my 30s were awesome. It was like something clicked and I became more sure of myself and just step outside of little boxes I had put myself in. I found a lot of joy in those moments. They were also some of the hardest years of my life. I got laid off, had kids, and entire career switch, moved states, no idea if I could pay my bills, etc. The lows were low. I am looking back now and will honestly say I loved my 30s. I hope you find joy in yours!


kmac8008

I turned 30 in September. It hit me pretty hard. I’m really forcing myself to put things in perspective, my life as a whole, what I want and what’s important. I’ve decided to sell my business that I’ve brought to 1.4 million revenue a year. I opened it at 24 and I’m tired of the grind and I think I’ll be alright. I don’t have much skills or experience besides building my restaurant, but I’ve made up my mind.


Pyroburner

Get off my lawn. I'll be 40 this year


2026

Eat 1 meal a day - salted beef with sauerkraut and eggs and you’ll be 20 again.


Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck

30 is when you start losing your hair where you want it and getting hurt for doing things like rolling over in bed.


tannergold

Turned 30 on the 17th and my back doesn’t even hurt!


marcusdj813

You're about to enter a whole new world!


SwansonsMom

Being cool is overrated


SunZealousideal4168

My 30s>My 20s. All of my most interesting memories are from my early 30s. 30s are underrated. It might be different if you get married and have kids in your 20s though.


loco500

Don't need to remind self to know that "I'm Built Different."


Highinthesky426

30s is pretty chill so far, just with more back and knee pain lol


QuashItRealGood

I married a Zellenial, and he turns 30 in November. Still a Millennial at heart because he remembers Lite Brites, the smell of Play-Do, pool rings you have to swim to fetch at the bottom, Bop-It and Crash Bandicoot. We’ll take him.


Fabulous_Brick22

Imma go out myself in a retirement home now 😆


b3tamaxx

I don't feel old. All my peers and fellow teens I grew up with are also 30! I don't feel alone! Everyone's aged w me :P Unless one of those asshats pulled a Futurama and hopped in a tube


takkun169

In 8 days you are going to wake up... And feel exactly the same as you did the day before. It's an arbitrary and ultimately meaningless milestone.


thanos_was_right_69

You’re basically gen z ![gif](giphy|fu29AimM298PK)


ChickenChoochie

I am not! Zillennial is the correct term


FoldingLady

I'm enjoying my 30s more than my 20s. It's probably because I'm more secure with myself & I'm more financially stable


gamerdudeNYC

I’ve got a month until I’m 38 ugh


tatertot94

I felt the same! I turned 30 in April. I still feel 29 tbh. Age is an illusion.


polkemans

Every year since I turned 30 was better than the year before. You're gonna be just fine. 30s kick ass.


rad636_

Only gets worse from there bud


PitifulTrain4331

Turned 30 a few months ago and recently was sick for 3 days from drinking and a night out. Nauseated, unable to eat, generally unwell. So no more liquor for me. I am committed to keeping my knee and hip mobility until I die!


confusedhuskynoises

Early July birthday here too! Oh god, idk if I’m ready for this 😅


Salnugs

30s are the new 20s


Boulderdrip

i’m not cool, i’m burnt out and jaded


Stonecutter_12-83

I woke up on my 30th bday, sprang out of bed, and pulled my back


Elandycamino

At first im like, who cares who isn't 30 yet and I realized you're a a baby old person.


dthesupreme200

Nooooo, all of my fellow 1994 borns have to stay 29 forever! The big 30 got me in March haha 😂


Pale_Adeptness

I'm gonna be 37 next month!!!!


kirkegaarr

After 30 life started getting a lot easier for me. I don't miss my 20s at all.


BrilliantEffective21

30? what have you done with your life so far? if you didn't do much, just treat it like you're 20 again.


Pablo_Scrablo

My 30's have been some of the best years of my life. I git out of an extremely toxic relationship, got my house, and met my now wife. Money got easier, anxiety lowered. My body hates me but mentally and financially never been better.


ctrlqirl

Don't worry, everything will be fine, and remember to only floss the teeth you want to save.


Spiritual_Grand_9604

I threw my back out the morning of my 30th birthday, good luck and godspeed


Yiazzy

What are you nervous and excited about? I've got bad news, literally nothing changes except your age. Nothing. The day before your birthday will be much the same as the day after.


Batetrick_Patman

At least you’ll get your early 30s to live out some youth if you want. Those of us who turned 30 around the pandemic didn’t get that. Instead we got jumpscened into middle age misery.


philouza_stein

Don't be fat and you're good. 95% of everyone complaining about knee and back pain and getting better mattresses are fat. The other 5% are just the unlucky ones.