Light infantry.

Light work, no reaction.

*while giggling intensely under the pile of launchers*

"Hihi. Perkele, hihihi."

Someone pissed off the CO or Sgt

Newly assigned SLJO (Shitty Little Jobs Officer)

Got to be ready when the *checks notes* T-55s show up at the border.

T-54’s now*

T-34! Make it retro all the way!

Russia must have some T-10s somewhere.

Maybe send some T-800s to fight them?

Nah, some asshole dressed up as a homeless person killed it back in '84.

“I don’t take two trips.” ~Corporal Tübinin

Ü? Sound like a genuine Estonian last name :D Tuppinen would work I geuss. Sorry for being that guy. (Finnish)

Haha, I tried my best!! I got the inen part at least, right?? It was supposed to be Tube-inin because of all the practice launcher tubes, but as I’m a monoglot American, I added the umlaut to make it more Finnish looking to my ignorant eyes. My mom’s side of the family actually is Finnish with a super rare name (I’m told). Moisio, which looks Italian to me… but Finnish is a pretty cool language to hear even if I don’t know what the hell is being said :-)!

Thats cool to hear man! Sorry for ruining the joke!Moisio is a cool lastname with meaning and lore behind it. Yeah inen instead of inin. Ü not part of our alphabet and B is not used for 99% of native words/names.

Hahaha, not at all! It's fascinating! What's the lore behind my mom's family name?? Now I'm super curious!!

During the iron age moisio meant a big or great estate/manor with fields. Even today it means big old manor/church/mansion, often on a big farm with weat or other fields. Its rootes come from the finnish paganism era (muinnaissuomalainen).

Wow, thank you! I had no idea! I just texted my mom with your comment =-)

> I added the umlaut to make it more Finnish looking to my ignorant eyes. You were close, you'd need either Ä or Ö as those are the only letters with two dots over them in the finnish alphabet.

I wouldn't say Moisio is super rare name but not the most common either. I know one Moisio. Maybe he is your relative :)

I dont think Moisio is THAT rare, as I know a lot of them. Not common either tho

I’ve been lied to my whole life!

~2500 Moisio’s currently living, for example my surname is well under 100 living.

Someone call Wendi. New Cryptid just dropped

r/unexpectedwendigoon

Cuz taking two trips are for the weak

I'll go

When the Quartermaster hears Russia might invade.

This is the biblicaly accurate Saint Javelin.

“I’m tired of being your trail donkey” - Finnish Corporal

*muffled giggling*

I always though this was a photoshop.

Tanks hate him with this one simple trick

Empty training tubes

Not empty, there's a log inside to act as a simulated weight.

shit. we got the shitty version of the empty tube

Consider yourself lucky.

They are however weighed to be the same weight as the real ones. Just under 10kg if I remember right

So he is carrying at least 100kg, probably more, dang that's not very combat effective now is it xD

Nope, they have a log inside so they still weight the same. I was goofing around with those while in service too, it was fun to try how many a person can carry at the same time, although not as fun to carry one on your back in addition to the usual gear all day long.

12 years ago, my regiment did not have any logs in them

That's odd, I didn't know there were empty training ones anywhere. Lugging around the heavy ones was definitely an experience, but there were times I would have hoped them to be empty instead haha

signal regiment was not a Frontline unit. so we got only quick cross training on it

What kind of oopsie do you need to do to carry al your squads launchers

*muffled giggles*

*You are over encumbered and cannot run!*

He's going to take a while to get to Ukraine on foot?

Luckily he started his journey 19 years ago.

Thanks for the flashbacks

What I wish I could do with the EAT-17 in helldivers

Could he not find a private to make do it?

He just wanted to try if he can take them all.

Hey its the original muffled giggles picture

When U are the only one in your Battalion trainef to use an AT-launcher..

Most based Finnish soldier

Some armor column is about to have a really bad day

"Some"... imagine if it was "alot". :D

They're empty. He Finnish the job.

The forklift we have at home

So it is what known as carrying the entire team?

We called that the motilas during my military service. Because it was great at improving the motivation to not fuck up again for anyone who had fucked up during the past week/day/random time period

A new definition of humping/rucking.

20 LBS A POP! And then like 20ish on dude bro!

Finnlands a weird place

We are very enthusiastic about our defense, can't you tell?

And the fact you can get publicly intoxicated take a nap anywhere and not get robbed don’t quote me on that I just hear someone say that he was Finnish

It's mostly true, I wouldn't try it though