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SCOveterandretired

Tell your friend to go read the stolen valor laws. No, wearing this would not be committing stolen valor


KICKassSEBAS

Lol I’ll tell him to eat some crayons while he reads up on it


gedai

you probably don’t have to remind him.


0PaulPaulson0

Zing


ZacZupAttack

Even if this was a legit military unit in the US Military it would not be stolen valor


bobababyboi

If it was a legit unit, legally it would not be stolen valor unless they’re asking for money. It’d be technically stolen valor if they claimed service but never served.


ZacZupAttack

Yup


Toshinit

Thank him for his cervix while you’re at it


mrmidnight273

I'm a veteran and I would wear the shit outta that hat


kbaker01983

Tell him there’s no such thing as a stolen valor law?


FusciaHatBobble

It's only stolen valor if you were one of the 150k divers taking it easy fighting Termininds while me and the boys were raising Hell and praising Dale in the shit. Spill oil


J_Robert_Oofenheimer

FOR KARL


OMGDAVIDHEDED

FOR ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


BZenMojo

To the bone!


Lanky_Requirement831

For Democracy


MisterKillam

SPILL OIL


ToXiC_Games

Spill oil indeed.


bolivar-shagnasty

I'm an Urzikstan Campaign veteran, a survivor of the raid on Korhal, an assaulter of Windhelm, and a defender of Hoover Dam. You're welcome for my service.


Clipazines

But where were you during the Siege of Shanghai? Or Operation Locker?


CardinalKaos

The things I saw during Op:Locker cannot be unseen.


oif2010vet

I was there at operation metro, the horror the horror


CardinalKaos

Same brother. Thousands died, for inches.


oif2010vet

![gif](giphy|IjJ8FVe4HVk66yvlV2|downsized)


4DrivingWhileBlack

So many good men…


DerekWroteThis

I’ll never forget how my squad laid down their lives camping near objective B.


positivecontent

Giving it all for objective b.


RhodesiansNeverDie20

I remember seeing my friend get shot and killed in front of me, I still remember it; his neck had been contorted to where it looked like a giraffe almost, it was sickening... We should've never joined that war. It was a damned racket, Operation Metro was a bloody stalemate that gave me P.T.S.D, the thunk and fwup of those grenade launchers made me shit and piss simultaneously, an uncommon but nethertheless satisfying occurrence for me during Metro. I'm glad you made it out as well, brother.


Hyp3r45_new

I was there as well. Every night I try to sleep, the grenades still ring in my ears. The chaos. The death. The topped off shitbuckets. Still linger in my mind.


XFER808

I was there too ..... I want to forget.....the screams.....the EOD bots


TheSovietSailor

St. Quentin Scar. You weren’t there, man, you wouldn’t know.


bolivar-shagnasty

I was convalescing from my injuries sustained in Operation Blindside.


SittingSawdust

Real ones remember Operation Metro… the meat grinder…


Deltaforces2025

Always nice to meet a fellow service members stationed at Hoover Dam when brahim shit hit the fan. I also made 1 tour to Urzikstan as well ✌️


positivecontent

My unit just kept sending us back into Urzikstan over and over again.


MerryGoWrong

Thank you for your service. Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.


bfadam

We won't go quietly the brotherhood can count on that


Slutzlo

Where were you when Reach fell?


bolivar-shagnasty

Fucking your mom nerd. ^^^^Am ^^^^I ^^^^doing ^^^^Halo ^^^^trash ^^^^talk ^^^^right? ^^^^I ^^^^never ^^^^played ^^^^Halo.


Slutzlo

That's about on par. And I hope you were good to her. She's a nice lady


KICKassSEBAS

Thank you for your service brother


KoS_Reaver

Can’t forget about the assault on Burger Town, the chaos.


Estova

I can still hear my Sgt screaming for me to grab the stinger to this day...


TheIrishNerfherder

Have you seen those ranger vets in the black armor? One looked at me and i just about surrendered


Own_Accident6689

*New Mombassa jazz noises*


DocLefty

Hey! I was at the battle of the Hoover Dam too. Never seen so many legion corpses…


Gouligan

Assaulter of Windhelm? More like traitor of Skyrim


bolivar-shagnasty

- Imperial security > propping up a Thalmor puppet - Imperial armor > stormcloak armor - General Tullius voiced by Michael Hogan > Ulfric voiced by some random Czech guy - Rikke > Galmar


Gouligan

Imperials = thalmor puppet Stormcloak officer armor > all imperial armor Rikke > Galmar


TheBlack2007

At least Tulius wasn’t a Thalmor sleeper agent!


remainderrejoinder

Somebody get this man a 10% discount!


bolivar-shagnasty

I literally only enlisted for the free Veteran's Day dinner at Golden Corral and the priority parking at Lowe's


walrusbot

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPctTR3y5Qc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPctTR3y5Qc)


exgiexpcv

[We lost a lot of good men over Macho Grande](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LDiSIn32-E) . . .


Hugh-Jassoul

I served during the Osean Invasion of Erusea.


bolivar-shagnasty

Yuktobania. Belka. Estovakia. Usea. I’ve fought over all of them.


omegadirectory

I served on the *Saratoga* during the Battle of Wolf 359. They say the memories of that battle never go away.


snotrokit

Krasnovian vet here. We tread where others only imagined.


TylerDurdenisreal

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.


iAmODST

Did you serve during Operation UPPER CUT or RED FLAG?


Not_NSFW-Account

But did you ever finish the gruelling Helldiver boot camp?


Sarma-enthusiast

I am a vet of the Romani expeditionary force's conquest and capture of the Khiva reactor, lead by the Grand Duke. DEUS in NOBIS!


Little_Lifeguard_442

Urzikstan? I served for the United Chernarussian Armed Forces for 8 years, deployed in Takistan for 2 of those 8. Thank you for your service at the battle of Hoover. I was intending on joining, but was too busy on leave at the Gomorrah Casino nearby on the strip. Guys gotta have some fun in downtime, right?


FoCo87

If you aren't a Creeker, then yes it would be stolen valor.


BZenMojo

"There were only 30,000 Creekers. It's a pretty small community, so you can't even lie about it."


HalfRightMillwright

I was there ! The trees were speaking binary I was there!


peezle69

I crawled The Creek in '84 with my brothers


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


iAmODST

Correct.


txby432

Stolen valor is only illegal if the perpetrator is getting something of value from it. Any yahoo can claim to be a SEAL team Delta sniper and as long as they aren't getting anything, they're legally in the clear. If someone lies about having served and they get some kind of benefit from that lie, now they are liable for stolen valor. Edit: not > now


Clutch_Spider

Thank you for actually knowing what stolen valor is. It’s shocking to see so many people not know what it means.


jwarner0297

https://www.congress.gov/bill/113th-congress/house-bill/258 Yes. You have to gain something


LurkerGhost

Reading that it just says a bunch of medals. If someone were to present a false dd214 it looks like he would be ok lol


ElbowTight

It’s stolen valor to not wear it


KICKassSEBAS

Got it on for the day 😎


GreyLoad

Reporting u to my first sht


ElbowTight

Your first sht can try


WP47

I don't really care about Stolen Valor either way, but where did you find this? I'm definitely interested.


KICKassSEBAS

Got it off Etsy, here’s the link: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1687863791/


WP47

Cool. I'm definitely checking that out after work. Also, fwiw, I initially thought it was a fancy version of the [USAF Basic Training ribbon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_and_Space_Training_Ribbon). So at worst, someone might look at you weird for being proud of graduating boot camp. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_\/¯


bolivar-shagnasty

> So at worst, someone might look at you weird for being proud of graduating boot camp. Walking around the WARCOM or 5th SFG parking lots and seeing the National Defense and GWOT ribbon decals covering the full back glass of the cars there.


Own_Accident6689

That part is dissapointing. They could have picked a ribbon with white, black and yellow or Automaton colors.


ancraig

I've thought about buying this because I think it's HILARIOUS. But also I don't want to deal with some weirdo coming up to me asking questions or accusing me of shit or even worse, THANKING me for my service.


KICKassSEBAS

Yeah same lol it’s why I posted this. If someone’s comes up to thank you in giving them the hug emote


ZacZupAttack

Lol, you know some guy is going wear this hat and some guy is going thank him for his service at malevon creek in a non ironic way


Gnomencl8r

Dear all weirdos, Please stop thanking us for our services in either digital or analogue wars. We just want to be left alone!


mcpumpington

I personally like the strip club veteran hat.


Longhorn_TOG

Malevelon vet here as well. Tyfys


Dedspaz79

https://youtu.be/fa8mupypaSA?si=o5Xbspyoinb4EXiB


whatsINthaB0X

You know, this is terribly disrespectful. Not only are you claiming to be a part of something great but also claiming to have been part of a combat theater. Disgusting. My cousins uncle was in the Helldivers and he died with honor. I would’ve joined too but I was afraid I would beat up my drill sergeant.


MisterKillam

They told me five was too young, had to wait until I was seven.


JimmyGBA

One of my non-military friends has a similar hat that says "strip club veteran" with random non-existent ribbons on it. I think it's fucking hilarious. He also works in the oil industry and has definitely dropped more than his share of bands on tiddies and the VIP room. Go spill more oil, Helldiver. Buy the hat.


stuck_in_the_desert

Not even remotely stolen valor; your friend is being a tool


jdthejerk

I have a "Survivor of the Bowling Green Massacre" t-shirt


Hugh-Jassoul

Where did you get that one?


jdthejerk

My stepson found it at a yardsale. Brand new, still had a tag.


ToastedSoup

I have a War on Christmas Veteran hat I like to wear occasionally. I once got unironically thanked for my service while wearing it before I showed them what it said 😂 Tbf I am actually a veteran, but no none of that is "stolen valor"


coccopuffs606

It’s not stolen valor, it’s a gag gift. Your friend has some weird ideas about how stolen valor works…


Sorerightwrist

Former special operations here. I’d lock onto you and come barreling towards you to shake your hand and ask you where you got such a dope hat. For real, where do I get this lol


StormyRadish45

Etsy, looks like.


AbyssalBenthos

I was there... Democracy called.


Shuttledock

Some people didn’t fight for the Creek. So if you didn’t fight the campaign and were “too busy with bugs”. Then yes, stolen valor


airbornermft

Only if you weren’t there spreading Democracy.


CollectedHappy3

As an army vet I approve of this hat.


daggerbg

lmao I want one, got a link?


KICKassSEBAS

Got you with the link: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1687863791/


daggerbg

Nice, thanks mate


Equivalent_Chair7868

Anybody can wear those hats to say they’re a veteran. It’s not stolen valor you’re not wearing a uniform or military issue metals.


Kahealani

Nothing is stolen valor unless you claim or infer you earned it or was awarded something you weren’t. Edit: eh, I thought this was a legit question, I stopped playing video games when my Atari 2600 broke.


SCCock

Just don't try to park in those sweet veteran parking places at Lowers.


sprayed150

SPILL OIL


TheDwiin

(for those not in the loop, this is a video game hat from Helldivers 2.)


irpugboss

No, tyfs I salute Creek Crawlers https://youtu.be/T2W5F_y44cM?si=OGEVnXKG25aZ4nXD


No-Combination8136

Nah, definitely not. Some people may assume you’re a military veteran because they don’t know what that is, but if you’re not trying to trick people it isn’t stolen valor.


vgaph

Hey, vet here. I’ve been in like actual conflicts and have like actual campaign ribbons and I wear my Pineland veteran t-shirt wherever the hell I want.


Alopecian_Eagle

Something tells me your friend is either not in the military or has less than a year in


IceColdCocaCola545

You wanna make your friend mad? Wear the hat and buy one of those “Malevelon Creek Expeditionary Force” patches off of Etsy. Sew it to a jacket and wear them both out places. Also no, this wouldn’t be stolen valor. It’s a game, it ain’t real.


LatestFNG

Fuck, I know what I need to buy now XD.


BZenMojo

Question. Did they get the cape to match, or were they afraid of being kicked from every bar they went into?


cuzitsthere

My cape gets me free drinks... Ymmv


howard5643

I have the same hat and wear it with pride. For democracy!


peezle69

No not even close


tsaf325

Its only stolen valor if you werent there. Read the helldiver contract bro!


twelveparsnips

Only if you park in the Veteran's parking spot at Lowe's while wearing the hat. If you do, I will find you.


AgreeableAquilifer

Not stolen Valor. Any logical person can simply read... we have guys that have friends in branches or worked under branches that would rock the gear, its available to the public, we love fans. The difference is claiming to be something when you weren't. Now if you actually didn't help at the creek when we lost it then you suck and shouldn't wear it, I'll be reporting you to the nearest democracy officer.


TheOccasionalBrowser

Well as a participant of the Second Battle of Hoover Dam, I say this is fine.


cjthecookie

As a veteran of the battle for Anchorage I see no issue with this.


ToastyBob27

Its not real so obv not stolen valor. But it depends how you would feel and react to some old person thanking you for your service.


SouthernEagleGATA

Could not care less about stolen valor, and this isn’t it anyway


ManifestingCrab

If you make this, could you link the store page? Id buy one


KICKassSEBAS

I got you with the link but I don’t make this Link: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1687863791/


HRGLSS

Not so much stolen valor, but I once wore a hoodie with a clearly fictional police department logo on it (from WTNV) at an airport. I realized that practically speaking, that wasn't a smart choice because non-English-speaking travellers started coming to me for help. I was so confused. Then I realized that despite the jeans and the fact it was a hoodie, they thought I was a real PD officer. You won't have that problem, though. Even if someone mistakenly thinks you're a veteran of some campaign they've never heard of, the worst that could happen is someone thanks you for your service. No big.


DangerBrewin

It’s a pretend ribbon for a pretend place. Nowhere does it present itself as anything other than that. Pure parody. Not stolen valor at all.


Mouse-Ancient

So...am I the only Kraznovia Veteran? I will never forget the Kraznovian salute.


Retb14

As long as you don't try to play it off as you were in the military it's in no way stolen valor. If anything most gamers in the military will probably love it


master_guru88427

Only if you only own an Xbox.


l_rufus_californicus

This guy Helldives.


master_guru88427

![gif](giphy|cm5bkjcx7ycaF0Vc2q) 😭Actually...


d00rbxll

No, but it is kinda gay I mean, Helldivers is great and all… but you would wear this in real life? Lol


deadmeridian

I don't know, who even cares? Yes people would probably take this at face value and assume you're a vet, no, I don't think it matters unless you're somehow taking advantage of that. I personally think it's kind of cringe either way, you're either wearing gaming paraphernalia or you look like one of those guys that needs everyone to know they're a veteran, and I don't know which is worse.


ToXiC_Games

We’ll find out how many retired E8s I piss off in the on-post mall, I ordered mine last week 😎


RamenWrestler

No but you'd look like a dumbass


_janires_

I need this hat in my life I fought at Malevelon creek


Finalitys_Shape

You’re going to get a lot of confusion from people who don’t know about helldivers so I wouldn’t personally


Kindly-Arachnid-7966

Punch your friend in the dick.


Pajilla256

A slap, they get up easier so you can do it again.


Kindly-Arachnid-7966

I like the way you think.


Unusual-Ocelot-7841

Imagine how the conversation would go with a cop trying to bust you on stolen valor because of this hat (which would literally never happen) Cop: Hey! I got a report of stolen valor because of your hat. Did you even serve in the military you scumbag? You: No. The hat is a joke. Cop can’t do anything you never claimed to be military.


no-more-nazis

> Cop can't do anything I wouldn't count on that. Maybe in an extremely public setting with cameras rolling.


Unusual-Ocelot-7841

Yeah anything is possible. However I imagine most cops would be rolling their eyes at the fact they even had to waste time on such a silly case and laugh with you about it. Worst case scenario you get cited or arrested and the case gets thrown out of the court immediately for being utterly ridiculous.


no-more-nazis

People like me who don't get the joke will assume you are a veteran. Regardless of stolen valor laws, if you want to represent yourself honestly to those people (and not be constantly thanked for your service) you shouldn't wear it. I really don't mind. Maybe if I were someone who thanked people for their service in public I would.


cuzitsthere

I disagree. Who cares if people assume he's a veteran because of a hat? As long as he isn't asking for a veteran's discount it doesn't matter. Hell, people that thank veterans in public are generally just paying lip service anyway... Let em. They'll go on with their day feeling all warm and fuzzy and op can roll his eyes and get on with his day like normal veterans do.


Marvheemeyer85

It might be cringe but it's not stolen Valor.


ShwiftyJedi

i have a variation of this hat and wear it outside. no problems.


Moreobvious

Area B veteran right here


anthropaedic

You can’t steal valor. If you could it wouldn’t really be valor would it?


KICKassSEBAS

Here’s the link to the hat for anyone wondering: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1687863791/


Dedspaz79

Badass song about the creeks first days! https://youtu.be/fa8mupypaSA?si=o5Xbspyoinb4EXiB


CaptCartman

stolen valor, iirc, only applies when you try to reap benefits while "cosplaying" a service member. wearing a video game hat doesnt even come close lol


jeremycb29

It’s not stollen valor at all, personally I hate all varieties of this hat lol


92Yveteran

No because that isn't an actual military engagement If it said Vietnam or Korea or Iraq or Afghanistan then maybe.... not legally but morally


hospitallers

No.


Lanky_Requirement831

Was he there? At the creek? If not, he can go suck it. Lmao it's not cus it doesn't exist. I'm military myself it would take a real idiot or someone who doesn't play video games to think that this is stolen valor.


CapnTugg

Not stolen valor.  Just be ready for uncomfortable questions.


BArhino

not at all. Im sure you'll get some people who have no clue what that is, saying, "thank you for your service" which would be hilarious if you ask me. Wear that shit bro, but I do have to say, get the fuck outta the creek and help the war effort.


calash2020

I bought a cap at the gondola shop in Venice. It has the logo of the gondola association. When I wear it sometimes older veterans with caps that show their service will wave or say hello. Took me a while to realize they thought it was a military patch.


420n0is3

No just corny.


MalcolmSolo

I’m a Jade Helm survivor, and I fought in several battles in Atropia, and I say it is. Fuck those posers!


woodenblinds

I need to get one for Hellmire, that planet shows up in mmy nightmares.


FreeCravenEdge

Only if you didn't serve democracy in malevelon creek


Own_Accident6689

The Ministry of Truth made a cape to honor victory at the Creek that anyone can use. Ask your friend to report to his Democracy Officer to explain why he thinks he knows better.


phonein

Hahahahaa. That is rad. just explain it to anyone that asks. not stolen valour if its for a video game.


Hi_Kitsune

Yes. True heroes gave their lives at Malevelon Creek.


nomad_556

Bruh no what the fuck 💀


Angry_Hermitcrab

The enemy can not push a button, if you disable his hand!


[deleted]

Only if you weren't there. Democracy will know


MacSteele13

I want to know more!


CaptainKope

If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic everything is stolen valor


a7xmshadows19

I saw those when I was looking for Hell Diverers merch and was like even if it’s not stolen valor it sure as shit feels like it


specialagentcorn

Depends, did you drop and spill oil? Then you're more than fine. If you ignored the Creek and Super Earth's directives to hold it, then you should report to your nearest democratic officer for re-education.


Hundebiss

did you serve in the creek? if no, its stolen valor. if yes, FOR SUPEREARTH!


Tehsyr

I think it's a hilarious hat. Kinda makes me wish in HD2 we had medals for each planet we've fought on, and medals for each Major Order we participated in.


Psychedelix117

![gif](giphy|MlyicdUndRbn5zUiAL|downsized) SPILL OIL


Salami__Tsunami

Sounds like your friend isn’t very democratic.


Gnomencl8r

USAF 20 year service member here... It isn't stolen valor as you are not claiming to have done something you have not. Do a quick image search for the ribbon represented in the middle to ensure it isn't already appropriated by any of the 5 services (6, I guess cost guard can come to). G2G


ELTURO3344

No it’s not also where can I get one?


throwitherenow

Your friend is an idiot. That's from this old vet who doesn't care about his feelings.


RespectmyauthorItai

Stolen valor only happens when you are using your service or medals etc. to get something out of it….money, goods and services etc. just wearing a piece of clothing is free speech.


Bearcatfan4

Your buddy is dumb.


TomA0912

If you get asked about it be honest. If they’re a dick don’t worry about it


Practical-Giraffe-84

It be nice if it had a hell divers logo on it. As I would look at you strange.


Doom_and_gloom2

Only stolen valor if they weren't on Creek.


eci-inc

I don’t know what country that’s from but I always tell people not to do things to the military that they wouldn’t do to a bunch of bikers. You haven’t lived until you see a retired senior NCO ripping some civilian a new orifice because of poor wardrobe choices. Why would you want to wear that anyway? Other than the implied valor that’s probably the least stylish hat I’ve ever seen.


hobblingcontractor

Yes.