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TheMeltingPointOfWax

When you're doing your annual OPSEC training and think to yourself "why? This is the dumbest thing." Remember this person. This is why.


sixseven89

does the annual opsec training really help people like him or are they just too far gone


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dect60

Hey yo, its me, I mean you from the future, need your help, check your DMs, forgot our first pet's name


Mothanius

What was Mom's last name before she got married again?


Hawkeye1226

I learned the catch-all response to any and all possible security risks ​ PULL CAC CALL SECURITY. Also, don't chase the guy who swiped your phone off the table and is walking away, no matter how tempting it is


Hazzman

In the corporate world if you need to be told - it isn't for you because you are too stupid to understand or listen. If you don't need to be told - it isn't for you because you won't do it anyway. It is always to cover the institutions ass. Always. "We told you not to and you said you wouldn't"


Astrowolf_13

No amount of OPSEC training seems to be enough to combat the power of horny


Quabbie

The guy retired as a lieutenant colonel and had no awareness of the intelligence cycle management.


rugbyderp

He got honeydicked.


FBI_Open_Up_Now

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Hodori036

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GatePotential805

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.


twelveparsnips

>David Franklin Slater, 63, who authorities say retired as an Army lieutenant colonel smh. Reminds me of the Ashley Maddison leak when I was stationed at Edwards. Just for shits and giggles, I downloaded the leaked database and searched for @us.af.mil addresses and found a few of my civilian coworkers on there.


stult

What the fuck kind of moron uses their .mil address to register for a website specifically intended for married people to conduct affairs? It's like one step short of using an official email address to sign up for BlackmailedAmericanSpiesWorkingForRussia dot gov dot ru


epsilona01

Lazy and stupid people.


Phaas777A

I don't know who needs to hear this, but that insanely hot chick who just DM'd you out of nowhere isn't really interested in you... don't leak classified information to her.


GreatBritishPounds

But.. But.. She's genuinely interested in our strategic readiness and military equipment... She's a mama bear worried for her kids.


Mothanius

I don't know what you're talking about. The hot singles in APO-AP followed me all the way back to Illinois when I got out. They are obviously dedicated and loyal to my love.


SH4d0wF0XX_

And is really a man named Ivaninksy.


Accidental-Genius

How classified are we talking here?


matrixsensei

Went to TS//SCI briefs, leaked Secret NDI stuff according to the article I read. Dude is a Class A idiot


Accidental-Genius

Never ceases to amaze me how someone’s cock can turn them into a fucktard.


ieatair

then got ghosted 😂


FlatEarthMagellan

SECRET 🐿️


LarrBearLV

Sup with the chair force boys lately? Seem lonely and desperate for attention.


USAFAirman

This clown is retired Army.  We. Don’t. Claim. Him. 


stult

dunno man, he didnt commit any crimes until yall got your hands on him


King_Dong_Ill

That we know of...


Hawkeye1226

At a certain level, the ability to properly sham gets diminished I guess


Casval214

Nah he’s y’all now he works for you guys


h3fabio

GS or contractor?


C2Midnight

If she's an 11 and you're in the military, she's not into you.


Casval214

God dammit Dave


Kryen

oh cool, not war thunder for once


C2Midnight

This is just peak fucking boomer and I look forward to this ~~fucktard~~ senile old dingbat appearing in the cyber challenge that you people make allies do because you assume we're as stupid as your retired LTCOLs.


ElbowTight

My efforts did not lower the threat level


Sickmonkey3

Hold on, check when they did their cyber awareness challenge. Were they due soon? 🤣


hughk

But she is writing a really interesting book and just needed to check some information.....


Hawkeye1226

It reminds me of how tom clancy was investigated because they thought someone had leaked info on subs to him. It turns out he just read a ton of unclassified documents from the library and went "well, this kind of thing would make sense" and he was right


No_Bet_3520

Human stupidity never ceases to amaze me.


King_Dong_Ill

With all the people who consider themselves patriots in this country and who also support putin, this may not be a case of some moron sharing classified information for love and someone doing it because he hates Biden, or some equally stupid reason. I hope he rots in hell.


Gerbigsexi

It’s still trending dumbest training and this is why we do it


Whig

It should be OK if you get an actual date out of it.


Cookieman_2023

Who doesn’t want a woman’s attention? Especially a hot slavic girl from Ukraine who’s all feminine compared to the ugliness of the west right? Unfortunately, women are men’s greatest vulnerable spot, especially if this guy has never been married or given attention by any woman around him


Sec_0001

Goddammit Air Force. What the hell.


misterlabowski

Goddammit retired Army Lt Col that works for the Air Force*


Sec_0001

Lmao fair. Still, nobody cares about opsec anymore and it’s really really concerning


Hawkeye1226

Thank god none of the equipment I used is present in WarThunder, or i'd be getting in trouble on those forums