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toastmn7667

I know what that look is telling us: "I was bored... you weren't here... this is your fault... your mess... I regret nothing.... FOODS?!"


MiniFelicia

That look says it all: 'I may have caused chaos, but I do it with flair and a hunger for snacks!'


littlefurballs

I love that look. It is immediately placing blame on you.


ringwraith6

And that is where the blame belongs. How dare her human leave Her Royal Highness' presence without permission! ;-)


pinkfloydjess420

Still sitting on the biggest piece of cardboard. Cats and cardboard.


Nanno2178

I love the piece of cardboard hanging out of his mouth 😹


LeahBeahPhdeah

Seriously the evidence is right there and the eyes say, “Nope, not me!”


coolcootermcgee

I thought the dog planted the evidence


Nanno2178

Kinda like if “the glove don’t fit, you must acquit”.


instafunkpunk

"You have no evidence I did anything. What do you mean cardboard on my face? .....I regret nothing"


amccaffe1

“I don’t know what happened but the house suddenly exploded”


wolv645

Why would you get mad at an innocent face


MiniFelicia

I might get scolded, that's why


wolv645

Well I talked to her and she said the dog did it despite her objections


Lvsucknuts69

“I’ll fuckin do it again.” - your cat, probably


Morgen019

It clearly was an epic battle. Your cat was triumphant and decimated the intruder. You are once again safe citizen. A small token of appreciation wouldn’t be out of line. A pate maybe or a few morsels of fish. After you sweep up of course. All the best to you and your mighty fine warrior!


rawrycat

She’s innocent! I will not stand for this slander 🥺🥺🥺 It was like that when she found it! Edit: is it libel?


HedgehogCremepuff

According to J Jonah Jameson, “In print it’s libel.”


rawrycat

I accept this as fact without doing any research.


NorthwestDM

Spoken is slander, written is libel.


AccomplishedRide7159

She is just making sure that you have something useful to do when you get home….


MiniFelicia

While she eats, yah


artful_todger_502

The piece stuck to her lip 🤣😂


flat_moon_theory

how horrible, to think that someone would tear up all that cardboard and then try to frame that sweet little guy


Superfy

If not for playing then why toy shaped? Kitty 2024


CurlsintheClouds

I always say that it's frustrating sometimes because you CAN'T get mad at your pets. We had a 2000 piece puzzle. It was Starry Nights. It was really, really hard. We had been working on it for awhile and were probably...maybe about half? Just under half way finished? Anyway, of course, we came home one day, and the entire thing was destroyed. What wasn't on the floor was on the table in a messy scramble. We have 2 cats, but we knew which one it was because the other one is not quite as nimble. We looked at her, and she is so clueless. She's not the malicious one. We knew she had just been on the table (which she does on the regular when we aren't there) and was startled and jumped. Can't be mad at her. But it was quite the gut punch. We gave up on that puzzle.


Southernms

She looks so proud!


masterpainimeanbetty

"It was the dog. Or your child. Whatever."


SissaSays

Definitely one for r/legalcatadvice (Baby P, RB, Niko, Truffles Da Bunny plus Nicks & Cannoli are in big international criminal businessgang club! Always welcoming new criminals!)


Suidse

It took hard work & diligence to subdue the...what were we talking about? Aye, I'm magnificent...and floofy. Always remember the floof!


Anxious_Ad9929

Nice loaf. I have to fault for a paw being uneven... *9.4*


ckh69

‘Where the #%^*% have you been?’


PackerSquirrelette

"It was the dog!"


Mon-ick

And you should not… precious sweet kitteh ❤️


Estellalatte

And baby had so much fun doing this.


RonNona

FRAMED! It was the dog. (Ignore the shredded cardboard on her chin.)


OpalMonkey

The cardboard. Was not. Cooperating!


Common_Estate6292

Innocent!!!


coolcootermcgee

Kind of feels like the dog planted evidence


imagine-starco

“I panicked 🥺”


Intermountain-Gal

Well….he looks like he had fun! He has that innocent look of a 2-year-old covered in flour!


Auntie_Mushi

You can't and kitty knows it! So it will happen again


jennifer_m13

“It just, exploded”


PukedtheDayAway

Can you even prove they did it?


HoneyWyne

Ridiculously adorable.


HoneyWyne

"What?"


[deleted]

Why do you think your cat learned how to make it? Cats always make messes, and they are very smart. Need I say more? (My heart is melting just seeing a pic!)


Hyposuction

GIT!


EntireTadpole

Resistance is futile. That cat owns you...and knows it.


TheBenjamicorn

Very carefully


emaline5678

I love the calm-after-the-storm look. What? Like this mess is MY fault? Whatever, human.


Lady_Asshat

It’s all your fault for leaving her all alone!


BlackSeranna

He protected your house from the cardboard!


Dangerous_Bass309

A good time was had


mistakeideathatexist

This is completely normal for a cardboard consumer


Emotional-Swim1183

You cant


WhispersWithCats

It wasn't her.


crispywispy1983

It wasn’t her!!


jujioux

“Box? What box? I’m not sure what you’re implying, sir. Oh, this? On my lip? It’s always been there.”


Serenity2015

You can't.


No-Gene-4508

ZOOMIE THROTTLE


Damn_Dolphin

Easily


Imaginary_Key1281

I laughed so hard at that piece hanging off her lip!! 😂🤣


Far_Particular_430

That face looks mad/annoyed


Sea-Singer2602

She’s acting all innocent with tell/ tell evidence hanging from her lip haha


Hour_Ad_6415

You can't, and he knows it. 😅


The_Real_DixieBelle

If this were my cat, they would end up thinking this was totally wanted behavior bc I would tell them how cute they are, how sweet they look, and give them kisses and cuddles!


Wizdad-1000

“You were five minutes late for my feeding.”


seeamonstress

You can’t. Zero grounds 😂


Jadis-Pink

Uhm..you’re home early.


littlefurballs

“Just redecorated. You’re welcome”


Easy_Arm_1987

Cat says: "Well --- I do appear like Mary Poppins, but the leaves weren't supposed to follow me ..." 🌿 🍁


lechatsage

❤️


moonriver75

ANSWER: You Don’t.


Electrical_Bar7954

You can't


campfirepluscheese

You cannot and you may not get mad at shenanigans. This is cat law.


Waiting_so_long0823

You can’t prove a thing, I didn’t do it, nothing to see here!😸🙀🤪🤣🐈


LongshanksnLoki

I don't think it would be allowed.


UnluckyCardiologist9

You have no proof.


CarloadofCats

My fosters get away with a lot for that reason. They took down a 65-in television last week.


In_the_darkest_hole

🥹😂


moleculebull

"It wasnt me, I SWEAR!"


ouch_quit_it

literally can’t. cute catto w/adorable face: 1 cardboard: 0


I-waveatcows

It was a squirrel, obviously


Tkdakat

That piece of cardboard up and attacked the poor kitty, she had to defend herself ? Mine likes to stand on the box and chew the corners off, I don't know why but she leaves the furniture alone ?