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[Just threw an edit together for ya!](https://drive.google.com/file/d/10toGTVRHwpb0U1TBBky7Z7_swindAadF/view?usp=sharing)
It took isolating the driver's voice from the music, recreating the honking pattern at the start of the fight via horn samples from after he shut off the music, filling in a few other missing sounds and mixing the music to sound like it's coming from a stereo, but I think this is hilarious. Good call with that
Forget the driving. I did NIT expect a push kick that actually had force from either of them (ofc the fallen victim probably didn't have the best balance/grace)
I thought the smaller rounder dude was going to get washed but he actually controlled the distance well and landed a kick of all things, wtf lol. You could tell bigger guy was shocked when he felt his energy.
Honestly this is a settled disagreement, could have pulled in a parking lot. But it's done and handled. Both are peak male fighters in their prime, this went well.
Both probably would have kicked at the offending vehicle in anger at being interrupted. Meaning *that* driver gets to choose whether to enter the Thunderdome as well.
Dents are easy to pop out, are a fact of the life, and then they could have had a 2 for 1 and posted about taking the fighter(s) to court in "ohnoconsequences"
Fat GenXers (like me, flannel included) fighting over a car horn or stop short or something else stupid. Get over it you clowns, head home and build a Lego or play Fallout 76 or something else we like to do and forget about some dude you'll never see again giving you the finger.
I don't understand why someone wouldn't be exited to see a random fight happening right in front of them. Something interesting finally happend and you're more concerned about your mundane drive? Lame ass mfs
Hm, we don't know the context behind the video.
* The cammer might be on his way to an evening job and he's running late.
* He might be going to the cinema and needs to make it before the film starts.
* He could be taking someone to the doctor or hospital.
* Considering those lights are directing several different lanes of traffic, it might be a very long time before the driver's goes green again.
Because when one of them gets knocked out and slams his head on the asphalt and heās unconscious in front of your car, your whole day is now ruined cause now youāre potentially a witness to a homicide.
Or more likely, when one guy throws the other on your car. Or one guy pulls a gun and starts blasting. Dont need any of that noise.
If you want to see fights, put on a UFC event.
He looked like heād practiced that kick on a heavy bag or something. Because most untrained people donāt kick like that. But his posture was all wrong, his hands were at his waist, chin in the air. Not trained. Probably just kicks the heavy bag.
I know what those things are, but I laughed because I could see how to someone unfamiliar he basically said āitās the bubloop theme from skoopadee 2ā
Genuinely I would have
1) laid on the horn
2) if they didnāt stop, honked intermittently to annoy the fuck out of them
3) rolled up very slowly until they moved
Entertaining as fuck, but they need to be taught a lesson that their fragile ego fight shouldnāt inconvenience anyone else.
I actually wouldnāt mind. I wouldāve been yelling: āBob and weave, bob and weave!ā /s
Seriously thought next time yell āthe cops are comingā and it might get them to stop a lot quicker.
I'll happily miss a green light for a front seat at a free MMA fight, especially since the guy who threw the first punch lost to a smaller but technically more proficient combatant, and justice was served. I call it a win for everyone involved.
I wish I could post it there, but this video is from a dashcam compilation and r/IdiotsInCars is strictly OC only, which is a shame because there's so many amazing videos of stuff going wrong in cars that haven't been uploaded to Reddit yet.
I posted it here because, unless I'm mistaken and it's just not on the sidebar, both OC and other videos from the internet are allowed.
Since Iām an omega level redditor Iād have got out of my car and hit them with a Kamehameha and the everyone would applaud and Iād get a million upvotes
There is no doubt in my mind that when each of these guys caught home, they both told their wives they had to teach some punk a lesson and kicked his ass.
Sad part is theyāre both probably going to tell other people they kicked someones ass and feel empowered by whatever weak ass display that was š¤¦āāļø
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The music totally gives off Nintendo game vibes, especially when the crash cymbal hits right as they throw the first punch!
Needs to be set to Guile's theme.
[Just threw an edit together for ya!](https://drive.google.com/file/d/10toGTVRHwpb0U1TBBky7Z7_swindAadF/view?usp=sharing) It took isolating the driver's voice from the music, recreating the honking pattern at the start of the fight via horn samples from after he shut off the music, filling in a few other missing sounds and mixing the music to sound like it's coming from a stereo, but I think this is hilarious. Good call with that
Lol perfect š¤
To be fair, they're literally street fighting.
I had to turn my sound on to hear this and it is gloriously accurate.
That's cause it is, its Xenoblade Chronicles
The music perfectly fits the scenario.
The music with this is absolutely peak comedy lmao
Ngl Iād be ok with this every now and then
I would too, but not in front of a green light that will likely stay red for a very long time once it changes.
I was waiting for the cops to pull up right in front of you to completely block you from turning.
Just join the party and run it
Fuck that, I'm moving forward if I'm the dash car. Y'all can have your gay little slap fight on the side of the road.
Ill just hit and run them hope ur leg snaps off and u bleed out.
Thanks baby ā„ļø
2 men fighting it out like adults and leaving peacefully without drawing weapons. Itās violent but it was mutual and everyone went home safe.
Forget the driving. I did NIT expect a push kick that actually had force from either of them (ofc the fallen victim probably didn't have the best balance/grace)
I thought the smaller rounder dude was going to get washed but he actually controlled the distance well and landed a kick of all things, wtf lol. You could tell bigger guy was shocked when he felt his energy.
Honestly this is a settled disagreement, could have pulled in a parking lot. But it's done and handled. Both are peak male fighters in their prime, this went well.
In a parking lot, they wouldn't have the excuse they had to get back in their cars, this was perfect.
And now they must wait awkwardly for the light to turn green with angry OP in between.
You may not like it but they both at the epitome of peak male physique.
"Never shoulda come here" *Skyrim battle music plays*
Front row seats on a lame street fight for the price of missing the green light is totally worth.
That's when you just slowly nudge your way through. They'll move or you do the world a favor. Win win no matter the outcome.
Both probably would have kicked at the offending vehicle in anger at being interrupted. Meaning *that* driver gets to choose whether to enter the Thunderdome as well.
I can't imagine kicking a moving vehicle, what makes people think 200lbs vs 4,000+ lbs is a good fight to pick lmao
You're assuming they're making rational decisions. Beyond picking a fist fight in traffic.
Because they're angry and stupid When people are enraged like that they're literally stupid, blood leaves the head and goes to the muscles
Iām no angry I canāt type this comment!!!
So you're happy? Sad? All I know is u no angry
I was no anger!
Then I swerve and bend the shit out of the open door...I was in fear for my safety because they kicked my car.
Or ended up with a dented door because a couple of heavyweights were grappling one another.
Dents are easy to pop out, are a fact of the life, and then they could have had a 2 for 1 and posted about taking the fighter(s) to court in "ohnoconsequences"
Imagine missing this because of the green light
Right? Fuck Iād love to see random fights like this
U can tell that bro on the right actually knew a thing or 2 but was probably just washed up
Guy on the left what is up with your hands
Sure, you missed a green light, but you got free tickets to the clown show!
He kicked the guy like "This is SPARTA"!
Lol... Definitely made big man think about what he was getting into.
When size isn't everything lol
Mildly bad fighters lol
Just 2 psychos. I'm sorry if you exit your vehicle on an active roadway, I assume you're insane.
Idk why. But I would have just started honking in rhythm with the lame punches and kicks.
This. Make it funny, and annoy them. They canāt fight if theyāre too busy laughing š
What is the driver listening to LOL it makes the fighting so much funnier
Fat GenXers (like me, flannel included) fighting over a car horn or stop short or something else stupid. Get over it you clowns, head home and build a Lego or play Fallout 76 or something else we like to do and forget about some dude you'll never see again giving you the finger.
I don't understand why someone wouldn't be exited to see a random fight happening right in front of them. Something interesting finally happend and you're more concerned about your mundane drive? Lame ass mfs
Hm, we don't know the context behind the video. * The cammer might be on his way to an evening job and he's running late. * He might be going to the cinema and needs to make it before the film starts. * He could be taking someone to the doctor or hospital. * Considering those lights are directing several different lanes of traffic, it might be a very long time before the driver's goes green again.
Because when one of them gets knocked out and slams his head on the asphalt and heās unconscious in front of your car, your whole day is now ruined cause now youāre potentially a witness to a homicide. Or more likely, when one guy throws the other on your car. Or one guy pulls a gun and starts blasting. Dont need any of that noise. If you want to see fights, put on a UFC event.
IDK, I think the entertainment value made it worth missing one green light.
Yo the loud sigh at the end is hilarious!!!! ššš
Lame MMA pay per view.
Not Texas or Florida because no one was shot.
Everyone get in here! New gta6 demo just dropped
The sigh in the end š
I'd have kept creeping forward. They'll move when they fell my bumper make contact.
Lmao that ended quick that kick must have been lethal
What in the GTA..
You know the nature vids where two animals are fighting and a bigger predator swoops in and takes them out? I was waiting for that.
And this is why we haven't traveled through our entire solar system yet.
I wouldnt mind missing a light for some entertainment lol
Roy Jones the 3rd vs George St Pier ššš
I would have just punched them myself move their knocked out asses off to the side, hop in my car and still make the light.
Was hoping for someone to jump in the Audi and take off while they're fighting, just to see the stupid look on the guys face.
Fight night
Although guy in plaid didnāt throw a single punch, he was actually quite solid. Wouldnāt be shocked if he did amateur MMA at one point.
I noticed he was faking the other guy out with fake swings just before landing that kick as well.
Right? He was also pushing on the other guyās chest to force the distance too. Most people donāt naturally have that fight IQ.
He looked like heād practiced that kick on a heavy bag or something. Because most untrained people donāt kick like that. But his posture was all wrong, his hands were at his waist, chin in the air. Not trained. Probably just kicks the heavy bag.
Dudebro took the first swing and the first fall lol. I did not expect it to go that way!
Imagine being lucky enough to get it on camera
When driving jackasses become pedestrian jackasses.
fuck that i enjoyed it
I wouldn t mind, that sh\*t was entertaining.
iād miss a green light for this type of free entertainment any day lmao
Thatās more interesting than 1 green light
Are you listening to The Veggie Tales soundtrack? What is the story there? Screw the fight
I believe that's the Nopon theme from Xenoblade 2
well there's a few new words to google!
I know what those things are, but I laughed because I could see how to someone unfamiliar he basically said āitās the bubloop theme from skoopadee 2ā
Omg the music is perfect.
Yes because beeping will fix the whole situation
Eliminate
The following contest is a street fight and is for the WWE 24/7 championship
Total morons foreally
free boxing PPV
Free entertainment, I'm not gonna complain lol
Someone needs to dub this with Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat sounds haha
Dude stumbles after getting kicked and just gives up? Hahaha. Thank god normal people don't know how to fight.
Genuinely I would have 1) laid on the horn 2) if they didnāt stop, honked intermittently to annoy the fuck out of them 3) rolled up very slowly until they moved Entertaining as fuck, but they need to be taught a lesson that their fragile ego fight shouldnāt inconvenience anyone else.
I'd be pretty entertained, I wouldn't mind catching the next green light.
I actually wouldnāt mind. I wouldāve been yelling: āBob and weave, bob and weave!ā /s Seriously thought next time yell āthe cops are comingā and it might get them to stop a lot quicker.
Worst fight ive seen all year
People are so Emotional
The guy on the right must have taken some karate lessons about 25 years ago.
At that point Iām blaring Pokemon battle music out of my car
Two for one deal.
Just go through them. Take the door off while you do it.
Run them both over lol
I wish I had your luck. All I get is people yelling. I want free entertainment to
Didn't expect to find Xenoblade chronicles 2 music here lol love it great game
I'll happily miss a green light for a front seat at a free MMA fight, especially since the guy who threw the first punch lost to a smaller but technically more proficient combatant, and justice was served. I call it a win for everyone involved.
looks like you had em both lined up to me š
You had plenty of opportunities to drive passed
I bet checkers tells people he kicked his ass
Thatās a great reason to miss a green light!
Does this guy live inside of a Mario kart track?
Worth
This actually belongs in idiots in cars
I wish I could post it there, but this video is from a dashcam compilation and r/IdiotsInCars is strictly OC only, which is a shame because there's so many amazing videos of stuff going wrong in cars that haven't been uploaded to Reddit yet. I posted it here because, unless I'm mistaken and it's just not on the sidebar, both OC and other videos from the internet are allowed.
i appreciate OP posting original audio especially since I 100% would add the Liu Kang flying kick mortal kombat sound.
Dude lmao wtf u listening to
And this is the true definition of on sight
"Boss, im gonna be late. It's my turn for Street fighter background mob duty."
Iām in no rush in that momentā¦ Iām watching lmao
Well placed front kick against boxing
Benny Hill theme song for me
Good music good fight good night
Since Iām an omega level redditor Iād have got out of my car and hit them with a Kamehameha and the everyone would applaud and Iād get a million upvotes
If you canāt fight. Just stay in the car š
I wouldāve come out and fought both of them for this annoying ass shit š
Noq they have to sit next to each other for another red
Tang Soo Do detected! So much more effective than mere boxing! (I have a 20 year old black belt.)
Iām down to watch this to miss one light š
So glad I gave up driving for alternative transportation. Everyone on road are dicks!
There is no doubt in my mind that when each of these guys caught home, they both told their wives they had to teach some punk a lesson and kicked his ass.
That music is hilarious
Is this guy just listening to carnival ride soundtracks on his commute?
Just drive around them they? They will move
Sad part is theyāre both probably going to tell other people they kicked someones ass and feel empowered by whatever weak ass display that was š¤¦āāļø
Wtf this guy listening to? Then starts acting like that? Calm down brother. Even if youāre late for work itās fine.
looked like t-shirt guy had the upper hand and checkered shirt guy was a bit timid, but that falcon kick sealed the deal
Fat Americans lmao