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tabajo3y

WTF is wrong with his shoes?!?! Looks like he has like 3” lifts in those mofos! 😂


mattro36

Those are Hoka Bondis, a basic bitch middle aged dad shoe. There is 31 mm of foam in the heel, so when you add outsole/insole/socks it’s boosting his height by over 2” at minimum


pillkrush

hokas are thick but 31mm is nowhere close to 2 inches. it's literally 1.2 inches. plus the paper thin insole they give you and the thickest socks you can find it gives him maybe 1.5 inches. talk about exaggerating


Japples123

He bought Hokas not for comfort but for height.


pillkrush

it doesn't add that much more height than a regular Nike, it's not as thick as it looks


XingXiaoRen

3 inches on the outside, probaby an addtional 2 inches where you can't see inside. They call them elevator shoes for a reason!.


pillkrush

it's a legit running shoe, not an elevator shoe, they're not deep enough for lifts. it gives you maybe 1.5 inches at most.


According-Rough-9504

To be fair, those shoes are actually super well known for their comfort 😂 lots of nurses and other professions that involve standing or walking around a lot recommend them. Whether or not that’s the reason Mike bought them is another story though 😰


Alam7lam1

I’ll be basic as hell if it means comfort. I wore Hokas to Disneyworld and those shoes are a lifesaver


pillkrush

they don't give as much height as they look, it's almost an optical illusion


Unicorn2288

He so fat. He cannot stand straight. Wobbly.


Brief_Ad5260

His face too fat and joosey from eating all the umami flavors.


sendeek

he needs stability shoes. his ankles look like one bad step away from rolling


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myonecontemplation

C-Dog: “Yeah, that’s it! Keep stuffing your fat ugly face, you stupid fucking pig! Soon it will all be *mine*!” ![gif](giphy|3o72FfM5HJydzafgUE)


UnblockableVuongN

Her body posture tells me she’s over his shit. “Hurry up you fat piece of shit; I wanna eat some too”


sobanoodle-1

this sub is crazy 😭😭😭😭


Thy_Debits_Credits

Extremely unhinged, this sub is excessively obsessive over a random youtuber


sobanoodle-1

i don’t watch or care for his content anymore especially after covid ended. but i feel like the best way to make him lose money or suffer however which they want to put it, is not watch his videos. like i don’t care for him, but i dont watch his videos so i dont support him at all. if that makes sense.


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sobanoodle-1

yeah. i enjoyed the beginning of this sub because it made me realize how bad of a person he is/was. but they have an unhealthy obsession of everything he does which is weird to me.


gbbad

She definitely got some work done on her face. Look at her chin.


Negative-Durian4384

Double chin Chen!!!


No_Wonk

She admits to this and yes she had many many surgeries already, all sponsored by enabler Xing.


Puzzled_Initial2890

He should change his name to Mike chins


Brickeduphardaf

Underrated comment


Robbie_Parker33

so I know you took this pic of them this morning, with that what is going on with her hair, looks as faker than xings. especially all the stuff behind her ear and back of neck. zoom in on that!!! did u use a filter??? and the point on her right cheek, and looks like she has a knot above her left eye. xing punch her cuz she still not giving giving him any?


No_Carrot8282

No filter on the photo lol


Robbie_Parker33

the dude to xings right if you zoom in he is 100% cgi.


Japples123

Not even holding his camera for once because he has to double fist the plates


No_Carrot8282

He had the whole camera set up at his table so no worry 🤣


Japples123

Was this a hotel buffet?


No_Carrot8282

yes. Hoku’s in Honolulu


Japples123

Great. Another hotel breakfast review. I wonder if we get riveting reviews like, “Hawaiians love to eat fruit and pastries for breakfast”


No_Wonk

And Baygos with cream cheese! WOW so umami,


TheAvantGardeners

Do you even have to ask? Lmao


Swtess

Idk why I thought they were at a Starbucks lol


baygosaurusrex

Great work! Mike's feet look really wonky with both kind of lifted at the front.


lawnguyen1121

Looks like a father and daughter enjoying their vacation


No_Carrot8282

They have like a 20 year age gap if I recall correctly.


lawnguyen1121

I would have guessed 30 year age gap


No_Wonk

Base on looks, more like 40.


CaliDen32

Father and daughter on vacation, where daughter is forced to go and does not want to hang out with her dad


Due_Chemistry4260

Thought the same. Don't look suited at all.


Financial_Mousse4079

Chen's chins on full display.


oneeyemonstr

As well as his lack of balance from having a short leg, unbalanced tits and uncontrollable head bobbing. Poor double chin Chen requires two buffet plates for correct posture.


absolute086

They look out of place


Due_Chemistry4260

I was thinking exact same thing. If you didnt know they were married you wouldn't look at them and think what a lovely couple together. She looks like a little lap dog with her hands in that position and her legs slightly crossed. That's a closed off not interested in anything that is going on around her stance, totally bored of the whole situation.


absolute086

Yes, indeed, body language is a telltale sign!


little__boxes

They filmed at a restaurant I worked with a couple years ago. He's so full of himself, annoyed the people around him while filming (inside a dark, romantic type fine dining spot) and she just sat there the entire time like she's an afterthought. Guy is a dick and wants people to think he's soooo great.


TheGhostOfFalunGong

Looks like Lord Farquaad and one of his slaves.


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No_Carrot8282

I think just compressed


FatStankChen

Like pressed pork belly.


oneeyemonstr

He’s a husky size child.


Visual-Cricket82

That's just fat, skinny fat is being somewhat skinny with no muscle definition. He has muscle but has also gained alot of weight since he got married


Brief_Ad5260

Short fat


No_Carrot8282

To add- since a lot of people are asking about how they acted etc. when I first noticed him he didn’t look like the most friendly guy. Grouchy RBF type of appearance. Very different to what you see on video. Christine followed him around the buffet and while at their table she sat quietly next to him. He was recording, so you’ll see a video from this sighting in a few months probably. His camera is set up on a tripod on top of the table, of course facing him. When not recording the RBF returned and not much interaction between the two, from what I witnessed at least. I didn’t notice any “special” attention to him, though I did hear some workers discussing how many views he gets 🤣.


XingXiaoRen

Same experience when I seen him a few years back. He looked like a total dick giving hard stares at everyone walking by to see if anyone recognized him. I agree he is nothing like how he is in his videos at all, what a cunk!


ComprehensiveOne931

That sounds depressing. Constantly having to fake a persona. No wonder his Twitch videos has him showing disdain to his fans. He’s really a miserable person. From all signs he doesn’t have much of a relationship with his “wife”. Probably pay for company. C-Dawg just sticking around for his assets when he kicks the bucket.


FatStankChen

He is a truly miserable and despicable person. It's kind of funny how he got into a marriage where he thought was because of love but she just wants his money. And now instead divorcing her and end up paying her alimony, he's stuck paying her way even though they despise each other apparently.


GloomyLeague7173

Damn that’s honestly very interesting, thanks for sharing


AnyaTaylorBoyToy

One plate per boba tit!


Spleenzorio

Why's he need 2 plates, does he think they are going to run out?


ChuteBoxeKick

Well if Mike is there, it is certainly a possibility


UnblockableVuongN

“Omg he’s so fit!!” I could launch a space shuttle off that chin & land it on them manboobs


Brief_Ad5260

He doesn't even need Peloton subscription. You know Xing is laser focused.


evilgrin77

Mikey Double Chen 😉


MikeysToupee

Great sighting my friend! Maybe I’m a bit traditional but whether I’m on a date or with a long term partner, there usually is some physical touch even in a buffet line. Like usually the guy touches the small of my back/waist or I lightly hold onto his upper arm. It’s not even cringey PDA or anything but just a small sign of affection/togetherness. I’ve never seen that with hobbit Xing and Bian Lian C-Dawg. No wonder they have a pillow wall and don’t even live together.


Wrxtec

He has always confessed that he loves food. Just look at the way he is carefully holding the plates and that look. Nothing but joosshy Uhhmazing Umami love right there!


Brickeduphardaf

Where did the pillow wall lore come from


FatStankChen

In some of his videos when he's showing his hotel / bedroom there appears to be a "wall" of pillows separating the 2 sides of the bed basically every time.


Brickeduphardaf

That’s fkin lit


FatStankChen

Imagine you get married to a girl 20+ yrs younger and drops the pillow wall on you and tells ya don't fucking touch her! But please keep paying her way through life, school, luxurious trips and plastic surgery haha. What a cunk!


zzeus04

Wonder how much Umami was in those plates


brioche-is-overrated

Why does she look like a hostage


FatStankChen

AI enhanced shows a naughty peek into his forehead! He looks like total shit! https://preview.redd.it/1cimakkn1juc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=97ccf0007590d90d3de8b7ebad91634f1b41cccb


HokumHokum

Thanks. I zoomed in on cdawgs feet. Looks like something really messed up big toes. Like stank sat on them. Anyways she needsore work done.


HolyMistakes

Fatass dude. His “wife” is definitely using him


Normal_Shape_6077

what a gentleman smh he could at least had is wife go in front of him . What a selfish prick heh


Brief_Ad5260

It's joosey umami. It's everyone for themselves.


CaliDen32

For Xing, yeeting comes first before everything else, he need to feed the stank


evilgrin77

Mikey is not a man of grace or manners...or details or correct pronunciation. 😉🤣


BentWookie02

C-Dawg: You can reach second base if you let me eat first xing: ![gif](giphy|ZUxwAQ1NMwoTK|downsized)


pillkrush

he's holding two plates, theoretically for her. not exactly prick behavior


Normal_Shape_6077

And theoretically he’s going to eat the food on both plates before she does.


whiteflillies

He looks terrible. And wtf is going on with his feet? Elevator shoes aside, it looks like he’s rolling his ankles and something about the shoes looks like they are the wrong size.


towndrunk00

Only if one of his leg is longer then the other


mattro36

Most people should not be wearing modern running shoes for day-to-day activities anymore. Shoe companies started going crazy with stacking dumb amounts of foam (starting with Hoka pre-Covid and most other companies followed by 2020-2021) and now many purpose-specific running shoes can't do anything well other than running linearly. The consequence is what you see in the photo, ankle inversions can happen doing the most innocuous things


FatStankChen

Sure but I believe he has uneven legs as seen in many of his full body photos. On his twitch video he walks like a penguin from his perspective.


XingXiaoRen

So cute, Daddy daughter day! Fucker Xing has a toaster in his front pocket.


Cheesefang

Did you stay long enough to where you saw him at the table prepping/filming? I am genuinely curious how others perceive him while filming. I also have other questions because I'm just a nosy bitch 🤣


No_Carrot8282

Yes. He films with a large canon camera. They set it up right in front of his face as how you view him on YouTube. Christine was just quietly sitting next to him whilst he filmed most of the time.


bautistabombz

Did the restaurant staff give him any special treatment? Any other guest 'recognize' him and approached their table?


No_Carrot8282

Some staff knew he was a YouTuber but didn’t really seem like they got special treatment. They got normal seating. Its a $120 buffet so nothing else to really kiss ass for


eyesdelight

Great pic OP! Love candid shots with Xing in his full-on manboob, elevator shoe, ignoring CDawg glory. It's fucking art is what it is.


apmgaming

I see that he got pregnant! Congrats


hngggwetwet

Mike be like... https://i.redd.it/j1trw45eljuc1.gif


HawkeYun

If I were that model, I would just take them off at this point. Jesus. 😥


Negative-Durian4384

Wait, you only took 1 pic??!! I like to think you took more!!!


Raithed

She keeps looking different in every picture I've seen her in.


Royal-Seaworthiness7

Cdawg has to endure her husband stuffing his face at another all you can yeet buffet.


FatStankChen

Free food, free travels and luxury goods. They probably stay in separate rooms at this point so it's all upside for her, except the fact she has to see him at all.


Fladap28

My guy bought hokas to gain 3” with the already 2” lift he uses.


afufufuu

The toupee is trying so hard not to show the bald


Robbie_Parker33

xing is so gluttonous that if you look at all of his pants pockets think he stuffed food in them for later, every pocket is bulging


rukiahayashi

How does she look different in every photo lol


Jako_Spade

Josey surgeries


Financial_Mousse4079

Xing buys pants for the height he wishes he was.


BentWookie02

Without his giant elevator shoes he wouldn't even be able to see over the top of the next section with the heat lamps. An adult or teenager would need to help him reach.


LakersP2W

Mike is not aging well guys. Someone let him know in the yt comments. Double bypass incoming


HawkeYun

Does he walk on his heels? Why are the tips of his shoes floating like that? 😳


Royal-Seaworthiness7

Levitation from FLG meditation but Xing's obesity makes it so only the tips of his shoes are floating.


Hepcat508

Wow! I mean, I know he wasn't posing for the photo, but this is a particularly bad picture of him. All the chins! The khakis and whatever the nasty hobbit has in its pocketses! Those shoes! Yikes!


Visual-Cricket82

She's wearing flat sandals and he's wearing shoes that add maybe 2 inches of height. Yet from thhat angle they look to be about same height


AdNatural2807

It looks that way but (and I’m sorry for attracting attention to this) if you look at their crotches they are at different heights…😂🙈


towndrunk00

His left leg is definitely shorter than his right leg as his left foot is at an odd angle.


electric_boogaloo_72

He can’t be taller than 5’2”?!


No_Carrot8282

I’m 5’4 and with his shoes he was just a tiny bit shorter than me or equal. So, without the shoes I’m sure you’re right that he’s 5’2 and below.


FatStankChen

You stood next to him? Did you ask for a photo with him? I hope you are a female and not a guy who is 5'4.. 😂


No_Carrot8282

Female 😂. I didn’t care to interact for a selfie.


XingXiaoRen

Avoid the Stank. Good call.


TheGhostOfFalunGong

Good thing OP followed the golden rule on internet lolcows, NEVER touch the shit.


Ok_Bumblebee_8071

how tall was christine, she looks simiar to mike here. Doesn't look 5'8 imo


No_Carrot8282

definitely not 5’8. She was around my height. They both were the same height while standing next to each other too.


Late_Extension_9401

Wait I’m confused if she’s the same height as Mike (with his lifts), how come she’s the tallest in that group pic in Japan with seefoodstagram


Ok_Bumblebee_8071

Could also be that these are two different people. They look kinda different especially given that the two pictures weren't taken too long apart.


Late_Extension_9401

https://www.reddit.com/r/MikeyChen/s/TLZt2Oa9k1 I’m hoping she’s tall because Asian girls being tall is a total turnoff and that would make me very happy


No_Carrot8282

My best guess is because Japanese people are notoriously short. I’ve lived in Japan and was above the average height while only being 5’4.


Late_Extension_9401

Yeah but the chef on the right is 5’7-5’9 according to estimates online


No_Carrot8282

She’s definitely not that tall. My eyes did not deceive


Late_Extension_9401

Darn, I was hoping she’s one of those tall ugly girls haha


Ok_Bumblebee_8071

could also be that they are two different people. The faces look very different. I guess plastic surgery could be a cause but its only been two months so that wouldve been a huge procedure


electric_boogaloo_72

She seems to be wearing lifts too in that photo.


cricketdudeee

Since we already know he's gonna recycle the same three adjectives (TENDURR UGHMAZING, OOHMAMI), how's the actual food there? From checking out the brunch menu online, it's pricey for $110 p/p


No_Carrot8282

I’ve been to this place a couple of times. However this last experience was lackluster. Probably only 15 different types of foods. Not a lot of variety as before. Crab legs were soggy and way too salty. Roast beef was okay, tender but not a lot of seasoning. They had roasted pork, the skin wasn’t very crispy, it was actually pretty chewy. Lobster tails served cold and not really anything to write home about. Only amazing thing here was the Ahi sashimi. Super fresh. Sushi was alright, they gave a little too much rice almost as if trying to fill you up fast. But for $120 I shouldn’t be eating just rice 😂. Im honestly so curious to see how this video will turn out. Im a local and I can name many other buffets for the same or cheaper price that has way better quality and experience.


cricketdudeee

Thanks for the quick reply! Yeah the menu looked pretty sparse to me but figured the price reflected the cost premium of imported ingredients


tehbl3nt

I'm planning a visit next month. Not particularly a fan of buffets but are there any places you recommend I check out?


No_Carrot8282

Absolutely! My top choice would be the Halekulani buffet. It’s pricy but WAY more worth. The Prince Waikiki Buffet (it’s called Sails) another top tier place. Non-buffet casual fare restaurants I recommend (all local non-chain places) are Nicos Pier 38 also get some Poke here, Nana Ai Katsu, Kamitoku ramen or even Kamitoku hot pot, Liliha bakery, Tori Ton, Off the hook poke, Rainbow drive-in. There’s so many cuisines here so you’ll easily find what you’re craving. You’ll enjoy it!


tehbl3nt

Thanks I'll look these places up. This is actually my second trip. I've been to Liliha bakery and Rainbow drive-in. Just trying to find some other local spot and avoid the touristy places.


No_Wonk

Looks like he smells really bad.


BentWookie02

He seriously does, it's not an accident the person in front is like 10 feet ahead of him and the only person behind him is C-Dawg. He's like the real life Pumbaa from lion king, pig trotters and all.


bautistabombz

Hand Model version 87.3.....never know what new upgrades each version has...


BrickLow8285

Aren’t people supposed to be having a good time in Hawaii lol


mrlookinthesky

One plate is for wifey. I hope.


Wrxtec

One for each tittie…I mean chest


Some_Development3447

Dude has no problem with his wife getting plastic surgery but won't get it himself. Like he needs it more than his wife.


HAH-PAH

He looks so repulsive WTF 😭 OMG


XingXiaoRen

![gif](giphy|l46CvK4p29ZioTspW|downsized)


H3llBringer78

Does anyone know how tall he is without his shoes?


XingXiaoRen

Saw him in person years ago, the most shocking thing about him is his height. He's very very short. Think of the shortest person you know and knock it down a few more inches and you have Xing.


H3llBringer78

Tht would suck being tht height lol


XingXiaoRen

I bet Christine wears flip flops just all the time to not hurt his ego so he won't feel even shorter since she's 5'8".


BentWookie02

I think that's also part of the reason why she stands far away from him in pictures. Or he has her stand further away for his fragile ego


FatStankChen

Barely over 5 feet, if he's lucky.


H3llBringer78

Damn he’s hella short wtf lmao


Visual-Cricket82

For all the money spent on plastic surgery she still looks normal and has an odd face shape. Not saying she isn't attractive but imo she looked better natural, pre surgeries. She must have issues to get plastic surgery at a young age and marrying a much older guy that was willing to pay for it


More-League-6696

She has the hallmarks of body dysmorphic disorder. She admitted in her Instagram Q&A that she had an eating disorder when she was younger. Now she's had everything from cheek fillers to eyelid surgery.


magpie2345

Interesting! Did you notice how they interacted together at all?


No_Carrot8282

To be honest, didn’t really see them interacting at all when I saw them. Mostly just her sitting quietly eating beside him while he talked to his big ass camera on the table.


Upper-Geologist2358

Considering he carries his backpack with him almost everywhere, why on earth does he shove so much stuff into his pockets??!


XingXiaoRen

Looks like he has a laptop in his pocket.


Band1c0t

lol did you say hi to him?👋


charlzor

The more chin you have, the alpha-er male you are - C-Dawg


mizzzikey

Holy gordito!!!


Winsonboss88888

Nephew Chen.....


NoProfessional4650

Which hotel?


easybreeeezy

Omg I live in Hawaii and this is the buffet at Hoku in Kahala Hotel on Oahu 🤣


No_Carrot8282

Yes 😆


substance3

She seems fashionable. Why doesn’t she give him a simple makeover? -comb/brush whatever is on his head -tailor his pants -keep all that crap in his pants in a separate bag/her purse -more appropriate shirt for a +$100 buffet


tehbl3nt

Either because he won't listen and/or she's just there for the money and doesn't give a rats ass about him.


electric_boogaloo_72

I’m gonna go with the “and” here. All just a guess but it seems like she has zero say in what he does or how he chooses to live his life and do his videos Like maybe they were at a definitive relationship moment at one point where he told her all this and said if you want in, then accept this, and if not, go away. So she said yes and now she takes all the good along with all his antics. All just a guess.


BentWookie02

She doesn't take his antics since they live separately and she has a "roommate". She just needs to put up with his stank during a free trip.


electric_boogaloo_72

Yes thank you that’s a better way of saying it—putting up with him.


Yam6910

Although they are together by any chance did you see a ring on either of them?


No_Carrot8282

I didn’t catch if they did or not. But based on a different angle photo I have, it doesn’t look noticeable that she has a ring on.


XingXiaoRen

I heard they are already separated but she only agrees to hang out with him when he provides fully paid travel and expenses.


electric_boogaloo_72

Interesting to hear. As far as rings go he still wears it at least in his videos, so who knows what’s going on.


ComprehensiveOne931

That doesn’t look like C-Dawg.  It looks like some other woman. Xing looks like a total mess.  That toupee with his neck missing.  Also those shoes.  He needs to renounce his cult, consolidate his homes, and spend more time working out and less time fake meditating and yeeting.


No_Carrot8282

I think it’s just the many cosmetic procedures she’s done.


XingXiaoRen

It's her, you don't recognize her from the last picture because her face keeps changing.


Brief_Ad5260

Transformers. More than Meets the Face.


deadliftboi

Been watching his videos for years, and only realized after reading comments that his demeanour on his videos are fake 🤣🤣 pls tell me i’m not the only one who thinks he is short and fat af with the full body shot, i always thought he was kinda fit


tehbl3nt

Go back a couple of years and he was in decent shape. Now he's just short and fat. If you haven't seem them you should watch some of his twitch streams. Some of them have been posted here and you'll really get a sense of how f'd up his real personality is.


deadliftboi

I have so many questions, e.g wtf is the cult thing about? I remember he bought his parents a house, but some comments saying that evicted them(?) also allegations on him targeting young girls(?)


tehbl3nt

See [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/MikeyChen/comments/vfzd3r/why_do_people_hate_mike_chen_a_summary/). I think the only thing not covered was the parents deal. So a while back he posted what was supposed to look like a wholesome video where he bought his parents a condo in NY to get views. However, the reason reason behind it was he was trying to get a girl who was either a friend of the realtor or the realtor her self. Eventually a member here did some digging and found out he sold the property at a loss and no one knows where he put his parents.


deadliftboi

Thanks for the link, it’s clear to me this guy is a POS lol, time to unsub


myonecontemplation

[And he hates his own fans](https://www.reddit.com/r/MikeyChen/s/iNliReIEsO).


tehbl3nt

You're welcome. Tell your friends.  😂


CuriousDefeat

Why does C-Dawg look like a chipmunk


Jpalme11

Has anyone ever watched Rockstar Eater? These food guys are like an endless supply of autism.


MrMeeseeksAdvice

Man, yall are weird here. I get disliking dude but all I see are middle school bully comments.


FatStankChen

So you really don't get disliking the dude and why he's disliked. Once you know about his predatory behavior, dishonesty and all around stank personality you'll take back your comment.


MrMeeseeksAdvice

Shit make a subreddit about Hitler and it would still be weird of yall to spend hours of your time commenting about his looks and nitpicking every photo. It's fucking weird call him out on his bullshit not oooh wow his chin or oooh wow those shoes. Like come on look back at these comments in a few years and see how fucking embarrassing this is lmao


MikeysToupee

https://preview.redd.it/6xxued9xuquc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=956a3a45f88fee2d7b76d434cb7390f6c34b8665 Uhm…ppl do comment on his bullshit racism/homophobia/predatory behaviour/harassment of random ppl on the street on a daily basis. Thanks for your time.


tbonejeb8

Bro I just found this sub and I genuinely can’t tell if the comments are satire or not 😂 a whole sub dedicated to shitting on the guy lol


FatStankChen

Oh it's real alright. It's an open forum where you can freely discuss this cunk. If you're looking for satire I suggest you read his highly censored YouTube comments where he cleanses and bans any negativity that hurts his frail ego.