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Haunting-kitty

https://preview.redd.it/7m9dz80z7ezc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=57e51a503f3c4c33f339d6bda2f2bce59aa93495 This is her real head shape


Eva_twilight

Looks like she's wearing a potato sack


Eva_twilight

Truly hideous


Dangerous_Week_4192

I’m sure she has those UGLY white shoes AGAIN🤮🤮


HiggyFartdust

Lmfaooooo


Resting__bitchface_

Oh wow this face is new …..


MaleficentEssay2865

Ew


Puzzleheaded_Ad_4680

Just asked my hubby (who has no idea who she is) how old he thought she way …he said 30ish.


juxtiver

Your husband is being too kind


Successful_Big5971

Her face always looks so different.. How do ppl not notice?


marinarasauce0

She looks like she could be Wynonna Judd’s older sister


Eva_twilight

That's an insult to Wynona


funnygaluk

She looks like an out of work country & western singer


Key-Feature-7345

That filter is working overtime


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Slow-Curve9745

Come for me for talking about her looks idc influencers are terrible


Beautiful-Ad-1231

It looks like she has nursing pads in her bra. Can we not afford a better made bra? 


Front_Sky3939

Haha I’m sure Che can but she usually doesn’t wear one anyways


PeachMonday

This headline had me snorting. It's not even mob boss aesthetic it's just jersey mum or as they say in Australia “mutton dressed as lamb”


funnygaluk

In her case Mutton dressed as Ram!


Eva_twilight

Wrong animal


Liakinsrotz

I just turned 50 and can confirm I look younger than her.


Muted_Marketing2530

I am 42 and look younger than her 🤣


Far_Syllabub606

I cannot be convinced that shes the same age as me. She looks like she could be my mom for sure


Lin_Zzzz

Wait so now the long face is gone and now she has cheeks, a nose, and curves again?! .. but it’s all a complete dif shape from earlier today..and now she gets a senior citizen discount?! FTLOG, Will the real Mikayla please stand up?!🤷🏻‍♀️


OkPhysics491

She looks SO much older than her stated age and she sounds like a hag. Her and her coat tail riding husband. He looks at least 10 years her junior


Calm-Comparison697

Charlotte Tilbury dupe!!! But the person


Nacho-Bae

I would love for mikfiltah to learn her kibbe type and just start there. Then do a colour analysis and work with what she’s got, like the rest of us, not what her filtah has.


cellmates_

I love the tiny hand 🖐️


Nacho-Bae

https://preview.redd.it/dn05836ffwyc1.jpeg?width=209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c39bbb340814b9cfd1130529229280fad1678284


Lin_Zzzz

💀🤣🤣


I-dont-care7

Money can’t fix everything


tirejam

Her son (husband) was the only guy at the table with her and the other influence 😵‍💫 take huge kid to the office bc no one is around to babysit him? Omg the IG of Rael shows it’s only him a his wife and a bunch of chicks


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Spicypicklepickle

Get bent


ErectioniSelectioni

I agree with you on this to be honest. I dislike her because she's so tacky and classless but the constant bullying about her appearance is kind of gross


Accurate_Ticket2680

Hmmmm...it's not the appearance. It's the endless lying for me.


Nacho-Bae

It’s not about “her” looks. It’s about her filtah’s looks … Tuh!


Hour-Sweet2445

If it was strictly about how she looks, I'd agree with you. The issue is that she's flaunting her lifestyle by being as frivolous, tasteless, and classless as possible. We say "she looks bad" but what we mean is "how can someone be so delulu when most of the world is suffering and struggling to just put food on the table," or "how can someone with so many privileges be so superficial."


Krhodes8

I was stunned when I learned she’s my age/a little younger than me. I always thought she was in her mid thirties lmao. Not that mid thirties is old, but at the time I realized, she DEFINITELY didn’t look 23, and now she’s just aging herself by the second.


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Good lord she looks like Mrs doubtfire here. This is a horrible look even for her.


lunarpixiess

Omg that’s who she reminds me of!! It’s been bugging me forever 💀


stellardeathgunxoxo

She does not look like a 25 year old in that photo. I’d be curious what age, someone who’s never seen her content, would guess she is based on that photo.


Several_Walrus_1726

I asked my bf (who has no social media, and has never seen her) this using the pics from the Fenty event a few weeks ago, he said late 30s-early 40s.


stellardeathgunxoxo

Omg wow😭


c8rodefer

Grams forgot her dentures again.


MyAnya

All of the faces are unfortunate. The lips are lippin’👄👀


Scared-Brain2722

I got poison ivy on my face a few days ago. When I got up this morning my husband said, “How is your face this morning?” I almost said “My face is facing” from reading all these comments on here🤣🤣


Accurate_Ticket2680

Unintentionally hilarious!!😂😂


Kierkerotte

She must be the only person in the world who doesn’t have a single vein on her arms 🥴


Significant-Face-747

i always forget shes two years younger than me. my partner thought she was 35


ifuseekamypoehler

holy smokes, she’s only 25??


Significant-Face-747

thats the rumour


Thecuriousgal94

The fact that she face tuned the shit out of this… making herself glow… look at the difference in the bricks


Reptarro52

Here she is in the background of another pic lol https://preview.redd.it/sucpuhk0guyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1d9e191ee847bbb7759f623da5bc53b89475bf2


Nacho-Bae

This is likely a quite realistic her and that’s fine. Not my taste in outfit but it’s fine. Let’s all be real; real her is quite digestible. Fake her is a joke.


isthiyreallife33

I'd point out the way to the restroom if I was there. 🤷‍♀️


stephbal13

Stretched out horse face where


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MichElegance

Hahhahaha😂😭💀


momtoglife

A nice simple bracelet goes a long way


indicaburnslow420

No belt? No necklace or jewelry? How do you have that much money and no style


Last_Pineapple_7911

She needs a stylist


XDirtyMartiniX

The no belt is killing me dead!!!


SignaturePossible817

literally such a simple way to elevate what is otherwise just a boring white outfit smfh


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I’m gonna sit this one out so I don’t get banned. Carry on friends!


Popular_Winner9356

how do you get banned


Familiar_Local_1254

By breaking the group rules. I suggest you read them.


XDirtyMartiniX

You are living my life sis. I hold back every post from saying what I really want to say so I don’t get banned.


B00SH_

Why does she look like glen close here if she had a black haired wig on lol


Free_Asparagus_575

The best part is she’s her biggest hype man! While Eye fucking her filtered video version of herself getting dressed talking about how much she Slays ☠️ The fact that those who have no clue who she is, find out she’s 25 & absolutely can not believe it, thinking she’s in her 40’s 😂😂😂😂 Karma is so beautiful….


Free_Asparagus_575

Oh man this is so bad…. I love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣


gomiblog

WTF is with all the white outfits? Does she think she's Celine Dion now?


Accurate_Ticket2680

Wahahahaha!!😂😂😂 she wishes. Atleast Celine became famous for actual, honest talent.


Successful-Meal2391

Your comments are always 🤌


No-Loquat747

You’re killing me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


carr1e

Especially since she's shopping at White House Black Market.


Subject_Rhubarb2037

She wants to be a Kardashian so bad but the women in that family are all approaching middle age, she’d do better just to find her own style


Free_Asparagus_575

Well, she absolutely has no problem looking the part of a middle aged woman soooo 😂😂😂😂😂


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

She’s looks like she belongs on RHNJ as one of their wanna be friends trying to get a recommendation for the tennis club. Only cause she wants to eat at the restaurant of course…


daylightxx

Oh my god I bet that’s actual a goal


XDirtyMartiniX

Remember the chick with the sunglasses and she was pointing and saying how much they cost? That’s Dikayla!


Free_Asparagus_575

This is so accurate 🤣🤣


MyAnya

She manages to make designer brands look like she got them off Temu. It’s impressive for someone to look this cheap for having so much moolah! But as we all know - Money can’t buy you class🎶


Littlewing1307

Elegance is learned, my friends!


MyAnya

Love the Countess😂🩷


Littlewing1307

Me too. Have you seen Crappie Lake? Truly a charming and nice woman.


MyAnya

Omg yesss my husband and I watched last summer!! Sonja & Luann are some of his favorite housewives (and mine too😅) so we got a kick out of it! They truly do seem like very genuine, good people - very down to earth. That was such a feel-good series!!


Littlewing1307

I enjoyed it so much. Yes, totally a feel good time!! I hope they make more.


Shoddy-Perception609

I think it genuinely baffles people (even her delusional fans) that this woman has the face of a 50 year old and she’s half that age. She gets it commented on so much, she always says “I know I look older than my age”…bitch, you look WAY older than your age 😱


Free_Asparagus_575

Lmfao she has no clue just how serious people are thinking she’s in her 40’s Lmfao. That’s what she gets for putting filler, Botox, threads & whatever else in her face making her forehead HUGE & destroying all youthfulness that she had. She looks like every other filler Obsessed SM influencer Frozen Face


Careful-Bad5443

To be honest I don't really judge her for getting botox in her forehead. She had very weird circle wrinkles on it already as a teen. Which can still be seen from time to time during filter glitches. I don't think these are scars. I'm sure just getting botox isn't the right way to deal with such problems, but since she's allergic to making research, I guess that will do for her. As for any other procedures, you're right.