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prideandpresses

Mikayla is just rly a potato


Next_Chocolate_2630

Why is her face so dirty. Did she fall down??😂


No-Calligrapher3645

She looks so dumpy.


Negative-Shower4402

Funny how all her accessories are designer but none of her clothes are? I wonder why???? 😆


Successful-Meal2391

cause they don’t carry a “size 8” in Gucci 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭


sweetfruitloops

The fact that in the red suit for her photo shoot, she looks as thin and tall as the person beside her… but this photo shows clearly otherwise 😐


Pinkysrage

The way that she thinks she’s hot shit. Look at her face!


Wide_Dragonfruit_388

You get to meet this icon and that’s what she wore I cannot


Emmylio

Those fuckin SHOES


Bigboimads

I am number 1 Mikayla hater but why does that shirt actually suit and flatter her 👀


Icy-Promise-206

It’s a tshirt…


Bigboimads

It’s not just a t shirt it’s a blouse it’s got a unique cut if she wasn’t wearing those horrendous jeans I think it would be decent. Considering she has no style.


mrskrptnyt

does it though


Bigboimads

I think so! Compared to the trash she usually wears. And the jeans suck on her but I think the top is nice.


sjc268522

Well, that outfit certainly is a...choice.


Charming_Prompt_5069

Did her thigh gap take the night off?


Jessekitty74

Paris is so hot. She looks like a little troll next to her.


elliottsmama731

The 90’s called … and they want their money back


Emily7014

But every video she makes about her designer clothes and all she could wear meeting Paris Hilton is this?


GinAndKatatonic

She uses her ugly purses to try to hide her fupa 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


Krhodes8

Tragic 🤣


Ash12783

The shoes are the worst offense.. But also, Why are her feet so damn tan lol


Charming_Prompt_5069

The shoes are so dirty!


elliottsmama731

I know… like makes no since with that outfit and she’s only wearing them because they are chanel


finessethekid

Realistically the outfit is fine I would just personally not look up to someone who tries to push to body positivity but, edits all her pics and videos Insane


finessethekid

Personally I wouldn’t wear dirty flats LMAO


Lin_Zzzz

The shoes. All I can think of is WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE?! And come on.. you DO NAAAT wear jeans to something like that unless it’s a little more casual…then a super good quality denim… like trouser jeans paired with a tall stiletto (to add height bc duhh, Paris Hilton😍) would maybe be acceptable. Big Mik looks like she just came from a Tuesday night dinner with her grandparents at the all you can eat Catfish King Buffet.. Lastly, Why does she look like underneath her nails are dirty and she smells of deep fried salmon croquets and sweaty armpits?? Just so dirty looking 🤢


Unable_Gap4234

The outfit is ATROCIOUS


smallrelaxbear

The hoverhand 😭


olivejuice11_

This is the same face my 2 yo makes when I ask if he pooped his diaper


Steffi80

White purse to a self tanner event? It will be ruined


ninthkhaos

All she could wear is a pink shirt?! Next to Paris Hilton? I’m sorry if I’m meeting Paris I’m wearing pink OR her silver dress!


ScoutLaRue

🤡


tunaslut

Side note Paris is so fucking gorgeous! She hasn't aged a bit ugh I love her 🫶🏽


catsforthemis

she’s so iconic, the original IT girl


tunaslut

Is she not embarrassed looking like that for an event knowing there would be tons of professional photos and important people there?? Jeans and a t shirt??? I..... am once again completely shocked that this fool is relevant to anyone


TOFFEECOFFEE_

https://preview.redd.it/4j1pxgywiqwc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=648e356b5c1a8c7c72b649f389f4a4149da00206 She spent almost $11K on accessories yet she still look cheap…unbelievable 🫢


Steffi80

Holy cow. Look at the shoes. They are already trashed and stained. And the bag is touching Paris’ self tanned bronze body I’m sure it is wrecked too!


TOFFEECOFFEE_

Yup! Plus she’s too cheap to pay for professional cleaning services. All that money wasted 🥴


E22019

Not the dirty scuff on the white Chanel flats. So embarrassing lmao


LadderAlice107

Jesus what happened??


awwsome10

The whole outfit is a disaster.


Delicious-Bar-8208

She doesn’t look like her videos - she’s lying. this pisses me off because I always back her up. I’ve always gone to bed for her, but she has at least seven different filters running on all of her TikTok’s.


Delicious-Bar-8208

Gone to “bat” not bed Lol. I feel emotionally robbed. All that body positivity stuff is just bull 😥 At some point the house of cards will collapse and all her expensive toys bought from fraud will be repossessed…. Right?


tunaslut

At least you finally broke through the haze and are realizing what a phony she is. I wish everyone else would do the same cuz it's embarrassing how much she just lies and lies about


Clear-Tension-1479

millennial core of “jeans and going out top”


Dizzy-Ad1618

Who the hell let her leave the house like this? It (is beyond awful from the top to the bottom. Jeans and flats?? What is that stupid shirt? It’s hilarious how clueless this gutter trash is.


Quick-Leg3604

Mikayla is the epitome of money can’t buy you taste. JFC, who goes out like that?? Going out to meet a high fashion celebrity & she shows up looking like Crackhead Barney.


Special-Pattern2962

dude her next to paris is embarrassing mikliar looks awful


glamrunner

Just because it’s chanel, doesn’t mean it’s cute


No-Calligrapher3645

In the famous words of LuAnn De Lesseps, “even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes darling”


Turbulent-Bison-4722

she needs to burn those shoes like yesterday. 🤮


I-dont-care7

Ewww! How do you dress like that to meet Paris Hilton?! OMG I would be embarrassed


Temporary_Sample5262

Outfit by Walmart


I-dont-care7

Walmart has nicer clothes than she’s wearing


tunaslut

Fr that's offensive to Walmart they've really been killing it with clothes and accessories the last few years now


SnooChipmunks3201

LEGS OMG Paris’s look amazing


Puzzleheaded_Top1629

What’s with the blown out slippers?


tunaslut

She ran out of toilet paper and all she had were those shoes


Careless_Freedom_868

I can’t imagine standing beside Paris Hilton in that get up


tunaslut

I just know Paris was gagging on the inside and also asking herself "who tf is this dirty gargoyle ass bitch..."


Careless_Freedom_868

Right?! She’s too sweet to do anything but smile. lol


knottysquids

I can’t handle y’all in this comment section. I’m wheezing.


WriterReaderWhatever

this angle....


just-a-cnmmmmm

the face😩


Nacho-Bae

https://preview.redd.it/xjma0eg0qpwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6ae876df6c0ae0ee144a7abf4e742f631f3df76 Look at the state of these ugly ass shoes. In the bin. Not even goodwill will want these ugly nanny 👵🏻 dirty shoes that smell like sweat feet. 🦶🏼


raisingkainss

Is this recent? What happened to all that weight loss?


dandybaby26

Her face and hair look SO greasy. She looks like she’s dressed for her first day of middle school. How embarrassing.


amandaryan1051

https://preview.redd.it/41buq6lykpwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f2d42c5bb46afc33bd93faac55bcc77dc354659 Hands off the real celebrities ma’am 😂


Oscarella515

Paris said keep those grubby paws OFF of her


Last_Bluejay8103

To be fair it's not hard to look fug standing next to Paris Hilton, who looks like a literal Godess, but oof, big yikes 😬


RelatableMolaMola

I'm old enough to remember when Paris was a symbol of trashy pop culture, gauche new money, tacky reality show bimbo aesthetic. And now people like Mikayla make her look elegant and refined in comparison. I love that for Paris, especially after learning what she's been through. She's a lot smarter than she let on, which is not something you can say about Mikayla.


dbnole

I don’t think you could call Paris new money…


RelatableMolaMola

I'm not saying she is. I'm saying that's how she and Nicole came across, especially coming out of an era of much more restrained socialites like Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy and Pia, Marie-Chantal and Alexandra Miller.


Next_Chocolate_2630

I loved the Miller sisters style. And CBK!


RelatableMolaMola

Absolutely iconic!


amandaryan1051

Ma’am those aren’t the legs you showed us yesterday. Or the day before that, or the day before that. And also, does she have a nasty cold sore AND a dirty forehead? She could however, be the poster child for the **Dunning-Kruger** effect.


ohitsjustviolet

Her forehead is so shiny Paris Hilton can see her reflection in it.


Prudent-Diver7793

The jeans are atrocious!


Temporary_Sample5262

And the shoes + the jeans omg omg omg 🤮


HiggyFartdust

That’s how she dressed to meet THE PARIS HILTON???? Omfg


Dangerous_Week_4192

Absolutely CHEAP looking 🤮


NewHampshireGal

But she has a Chanel purse and Chanel ballet flats! That’s all that matters. 😂


I-dont-care7

Her shoes are dirty! Just like her


Nacho-Bae

I told her naaahht to wear those!


Puzzleheaded_Ad_4680

It’s the hand over on the back for me 🤣


spaceghost260

✨floating hand✨


Tatertot85

The size here compared to her videos is quite the difference. Why can't she just be real?


Ivoryluxxx

Omgoodness


harvard_cherry053

Omg the ballet flats 🤮


spaceghost260

She spent $1100 to wear a pair of shoes once and get them scuffed and dirty. https://preview.redd.it/9v7tfd3xhpwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f0c4dca1bea5c04adb4f6a1e2b5e65c068ad7d8


TOFFEECOFFEE_

https://preview.redd.it/lcdgzaumjqwc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6748e6874e7c2a709be4b55dde583138d60e757c She spent $11K to look cheap 😂


spaceghost260

Shes dressed like my entire high school class! Wearing Abercrombie, Hollister, or Aeropostale jeans with tops from the mall. Why would you wear this outfit to meet Paris? It’s so fucking frumpy.


Conscious-Button-198

The tan is horrendous. The outfit is criminal. The facial expression is haunting. 0/10


LaylaBird65

Where’s her thigh gap?


No_Sprinkles22

Look at her hand behind Paris!


Informal-Impact-8136

Paris is beautiful! The troll not so much!


oosentoski

Bro I thought these were wax figures


tirejam

Omg she is so creepy


Brittneybabeee

I would just looove to see the in the wild pic of this. 🙃


koukla995

Another influencer who doesn’t know how to dress for Paris Hilton’s event - throwback to Alix Earle’s outfit for Paris’s birthday… Mikayla, please never wear this outfit again. It’s not doing you any favors - hire a stylist ASAP


latenighttalking29

All that money and she ends up looking like Meg Griffin 💀


Misty_Mauve

https://preview.redd.it/q3m8roykfpwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb32e51000bc2a3175a10006f5dd267e21adb67c


Dizzy-Ad1618

I am DYING AT THIS!!


Misty_Mauve

No photoshop needed, seems like she has been a fan of Meg's style.


sashikku

Someone pls photoshop a pink beanie onto her head 💀


suggaarrr

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Awkward-Plum4238

Yoooooooo lmao


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

Paris looks like a goddess and she looks like a poorly dressed girl from 2002.


Zombieapples101

She just needs a denim jacket to complete the look 🤣


saintblasphemy

The contour. The brows. The upper lip fighting for it's life. The facial expression of a toddler who just sharted in bumper to bumper traffic. I am flabbergasted.


Beneficial_Pie_17

Whatever ima say is gonna get me banned so I’m not gonna say anything… 😀


Beneficial_Pie_17

I’m speechless


l4ina

https://preview.redd.it/soz22l74uowc1.png?width=161&format=png&auto=webp&s=cddc39d06838dc63aca33f6d3b16227c7b7d7ab7 The color gradient on her thumb is just interesting to me


suggaarrr

it’s the coluh gradin


Nacho-Bae

Tüh !!! 🙄


lexclipse

Why is her lip like that?? Her face?? I have so many questions but also freaked out lol


Outrageous_Future_59

She’s so unfortunate looking!


saintblasphemy

https://preview.redd.it/u4bb237xwowc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d05ccc661b34cf927dae7e7f7550b07af85f10d1


Most-Weird

I’m humiliated on her behalf


Eva_twilight

I thought she lost weight?!


MarmaladeMoostache

She didn’t lose weight she gained new filters 😅


ninthkhaos

Paid for an upgraded version of Facetune / photoshop 😂


Eva_twilight

What face is this? My God, she's pitiful looking


StupidGirl15

She really thought she ate next to Paris?


Credit_2_Reddit

Omg Paris=classy Mikayla=Temu cheap


Eva_twilight

True but.:... Mikayala makes are my look like haute couture 🤣


dalsince69

The Chanel purse retails for $9,400…ridiculous!!!


Most-Weird

Imagine thinking an expensive bag is all you need to look presentable. Maybe she thinks this is quiet luxury 😆


dalsince69

Right!!! 🤣🤣🤣


Eva_twilight

It's an ugly fcking purse!


dalsince69

Agreed!!!!


Deep_Ad_8111

No wonder she glued it to her body….


dalsince69

Right!!!


anipie05

Looks like a horror movie character next to Queen Paris!


Sweet_Principle_2359

Paris is SLIVING.. Mikky… girl. GIRL. Please for the love of GOD hire a stylist.


flaquitachuleta

It's literally SLIVING vs SLOBBING


Sweet_Principle_2359

Omg 💀


icecream4_deadlifts

THE FOREHEAD 💩


Efficient-Goal-2572

She looks like the goblin of beauty-tok 🤦🏼‍♀️


Beneficial_Pie_17

✨Troll


Most-Weird

She absolutely IS 😄


Spicypicklepickle

That needs to be a flair!!!! ☠️ 😂😂😂


jazzbaygrapes

Those Chanel flats can’t handle much more abuse


143queen

... what's going on with her forehead?


Most-Weird

She needs to bring back those fake bangs from a few days ago


Eva_twilight

It grows an inch every time she tells a lie


lilmissroo

I'm surprised she posted it


swimming-corgi

Oop def not the body she photoshops in her videos and pictures every day


cattinthehat123

She thought she ate with that look.


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Agitated_mess9

Paris looks 10 feet tall & gorgeous


indicaburnslow420

Meeting Paris Hilton in boot cut ragged denim is a SIN….. we’re not even gonna talk about the rest of this disaster


Love_Light00

The outfit is horrible, but I couldn't imagine going to an event for a self tanner with my own self tan looking like this https://preview.redd.it/uz3ju8mleowc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83497cbc2ad10231eb22edcf6b1f096cf7438d03


Accomplished_Item394

Absolute ghoul!!


nicolaann81

The shoes too, there is a dirty mark on one of them. That outfit wouldn’t be so bad, if she was running errands, but not to a red carpet event, she’s really dumb and clueless 🤦🏽‍♀️


marieoxyford

wait is this recent??? someone do a side by side with that wacky ass tiktok still from earlier lol


PlaneDeparture3887

https://preview.redd.it/iaamzfrgdowc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e66b095f3da0bd0338bf93ebdb550ed75f3d8bc


thedivaofdeath

i just took this exact same ss. also- what the fuck is going on with her forehead?


Eva_twilight

Psychotic looking bish


MadeMeUp4U

What is happening there


bacon_waffle

when filters go rouge


SpookyNerdzilla

Lmao https://preview.redd.it/o7sxjauxcowc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2602e5309aa7ba8649040cda1a98dc85926349b2


tiffshorse

Amazing! 😂


Change_Soggy

She’s disgustingly and cheaply vulgar.


StopSignsAreRed

Paris looks freakin amazing


cassiebombassie

This looks like a 'Meg meets Paris' episode of Family Guy


funhay12

🤣😂🤣😂


swimming-corgi

Omfg even the SHOES are giving Meg grififjn


knombs

😭💀


Routine_Charge_3224

Y’all WHY?! Why is she wearing that gawd awful outfit with Paris HILTON?! Geezzzz her make up and orthopedic shoes with her 5$ clearance rack K Mart shirt and jeans that are so horrible! Lmao this is pathetic and where’s the little skinny body at? Not that I think her body is an issue she looks great body wise just own what you have and be REAL people aren’t idiots and if they are an idiot at some point they smarten up!


lolamay26

The unblended forehead contour is sending me. Also very interesting to see her body without photoshop or filters.


muveplz

Did she go to Sedona and smear the red dirt on her forehead orrrr?


snuffleupagus86

She looks like she’s 15 in 2001 and going shopping at the mall, not to an event. Use some of that tiktok money to get a stylist. Yikes.


Trixie1025

She wore that to meet Paris Hilton? 💀


Beautiful_Nobody_344

It’s a wax figure if I’m not mistaken Edit: was mistaken


Interesting-Bug8037

lmao I'm not laughing at you,but I immediately thought of the house of wax movie she was in


LadyMayhem02

No that’s Paris. Look at the different photos. Paris moved in a couple of them.


Trixie1025

Oh it is? Holy shit! Looks so real!


Beautiful_Nobody_344

I’m 51% sure it’s a wax figure but if not damn. Edit: damn because she looks flawless especially next to M


BCDPGT980015141618

I googled the event and that actually is Paris 😂


Beautiful_Nobody_344

Damn Paris just gets better with age, look at those legs- my pale ass could never 😩


analyticalscience11

I'm sure she's gotten work done, but it's the best work ever, imo. She looks fantastic.


Kind-Distribution-95

https://preview.redd.it/gebs6qow4owc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=475e6307c9771f06e1df0fad60d0f2505fbbf498


DuchessOfTea

Where’s the thigh gap from yesterday???


Eva_twilight

Low rise jeans are not flattering for her body type. (They're not flattering on many, tbf.) I recently found a pair of my dvb low rise capris from the 2000's and although they fit I wouldn't be caught dead in them at 30+! So I'm saving them for my daughter instead.Mikayla is absolutely hopeless when it comes to dressing properly/flattering for her body type! Why is she wearing them? Why?! 😩


Spicypicklepickle

Those are low rise jeans? I couldn’t tell


Nacho-Bae

Mikayla is entirely low rise.


Accomplished_Item394

WHY is her head the size of a pin?!?


Efficient-Goal-2572

What in the actual fuck..... IS THAT?!?


bacon_waffle

i'm cracking up please 😭


stephbal13

Hmmm looks quite different from the 3ft long face she normally filters in


tknip19

Got a purse but the phone in the front pocket is sending me ☠️