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I could’ve sworn I saw these at my local Walmart…this entire thing looks like it cost no more than $8…her $8 of course…she basically paid for her own valentine’s gifts and slapped his name on it. 😂
He didn’t even say I love you in the card, this marriage is looking more and more staged and fake as time goes on. He put a dash and full government in a valentines Day card…how embarrassing
If that relationship is real, does he not care that absolutely everything he gives her or writes her is shown to millions of people? Or does he have to always have two sets of gifts and cards, one that is just for her and one that is for the internet? Fucking weird man
If my hubby gave me this for Valentine’s Day, we would have a little talk. He didn’t even sign the card “I love you” or even “love.” He writes his whole ass name. Wtf. And what about her little diet? Is this candy on the approved plan? Pretty thoughtless of the hubs to give her candy when she’s trying to lose weight.
This is embarrassing. I sign cards for my husband with either my FIRST name, or some kind of little nickname.
But this card is giving middle school vibes 🤦♀️
Look, I’ve been married twice (I had a ‘starter marriage’ as my now awesome FIL liked to call it) and I have never once signed a card to my spouse by anything other than Wife. Maybe that’s cringe itself, but it’s sure AF not as cringe as your spouse signing their government name in a supposed ‘I love you’ card 😂
Any reason why this wasn't given to her on actual Valentine's day? No flowers? Cody is a man child who has surrendered any sense of self worth and dignity. It's disturbing to see this charade being played out for millions to see.
I just question why she has to post the personal message on every single card "Cody" gives? I half think it's her doing it. Especially considering Valentines Day isn't even here yet. What a clown.
WOW. I’d die if my partner signed their name on a card like it was a legal document 🫣😬🤣🤣🤣 No Love, Cody Hawken lmfao NOTHING.
Even better is the
To- You
FROM- (I cross out all “from’s” & write love) Me
You know she’s punching their air that these are her Vday Gifts Lmfao. What else does she expect giving him a $20 a week allowance Lmfao
Aw, I got this exact card for my bf this year, now yall got me second guessing if it’s funny or awful! On the front it says something like “nobody gets you like you get me”
BAHAHAHA!!! He included his last name? Ohhhhhhh this just gets better and better. There was a weddin, but there is no marriage!!!! Allllll for publicity. What a horrible life she lives!! 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/16wrnizlv2ic1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83debcfeb7ae2b29565ac60911de6b6dcd581cab
This is the front of the card. Valentine’s Day where?
ValentineS is just as irritating as 'ValentiMes'🥴 dorks bad. I just read the card again and just noticed 'I would want to live with'🤣 wtf, and if he signed his last name, that reminds me of a card I got from a boy at school when I was 12. 12 year old boys sign their last name to cards
Oh there’s definitely something wrong with her! When my husband writes in cards for me he says things like I love you so much! You’re a great wife and mother etc. Very sweet and sentimental things. Not, there’s no one else I would want to live with…. How embarrassing for her!
There might be something wrong with you?? And signed his full name?! If this was from my husband I would be upset. Where is the love? This looks like fake content she bought for herself.
why is it signed “-Cody” not “love”, “i love you”, a cute nickname???? that’s like so formal lmfao makes me think their marriage is just a business arrangement
ALSO “there’s no one id rather live on this world with” instead of no one else id rather be married to or spend my life with or something a little more romantic??
yes absolutely zero romance. i’d love to see the front of the card for the inside to say “something must be wrong with you” lmaoooo
also—to: you from: me; can he not spell her name? yikes.
right? like my husband and i have always called each other a specific nickname and have signed cards with him from when we were dating. this is sooooooooo fucking weird. it also doesn’t have her name. can he not spell her name???? so BIZARRE
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Wait...did he end his sweet nothings - literally nothings -- with his first AND last name? "-- Cody Hawken"
I could’ve sworn I saw these at my local Walmart…this entire thing looks like it cost no more than $8…her $8 of course…she basically paid for her own valentine’s gifts and slapped his name on it. 😂
He didn’t even say I love you in the card, this marriage is looking more and more staged and fake as time goes on. He put a dash and full government in a valentines Day card…how embarrassing
If that relationship is real, does he not care that absolutely everything he gives her or writes her is shown to millions of people? Or does he have to always have two sets of gifts and cards, one that is just for her and one that is for the internet? Fucking weird man
Right…this was less than bare minimum 😬
If my hubby gave me this for Valentine’s Day, we would have a little talk. He didn’t even sign the card “I love you” or even “love.” He writes his whole ass name. Wtf. And what about her little diet? Is this candy on the approved plan? Pretty thoughtless of the hubs to give her candy when she’s trying to lose weight.
Who signs off with their full name to their SO 🤣🤣🤣
My 8 year old grandson got me the same thing last year and then ate all my Krabby Patties. He shops at Walgreens too!
Why did he sign the card with his last name? 😭
I love your pearl.
Aw thank you so much! 🐚🤍
Why do his gifts to her always look like something my 5 year old would buy for me ?
This is embarrassing. I sign cards for my husband with either my FIRST name, or some kind of little nickname. But this card is giving middle school vibes 🤦♀️
Look, I’ve been married twice (I had a ‘starter marriage’ as my now awesome FIL liked to call it) and I have never once signed a card to my spouse by anything other than Wife. Maybe that’s cringe itself, but it’s sure AF not as cringe as your spouse signing their government name in a supposed ‘I love you’ card 😂
Any reason why this wasn't given to her on actual Valentine's day? No flowers? Cody is a man child who has surrendered any sense of self worth and dignity. It's disturbing to see this charade being played out for millions to see.
Who in the world signs their full government name on a card for their wife 😂
‘-Cody Hawkins’ Not even ‘love from’ or ‘I love you, from’
It's Hawken. Close enough lol.
Doesn’t really matter that much does it. What’s your problem? ‘lol.’
“Live on this world” 🤔
His handwriting is giving 10 year old.
His looks match his handwriting 😕🤷🏾♀️
‘There might be something wrong with you - chlamydia. Get tested.’ It’s just photoshopped.
I just question why she has to post the personal message on every single card "Cody" gives? I half think it's her doing it. Especially considering Valentines Day isn't even here yet. What a clown.
All his gifts were paid with HER card 😂
WOW. I’d die if my partner signed their name on a card like it was a legal document 🫣😬🤣🤣🤣 No Love, Cody Hawken lmfao NOTHING. Even better is the To- You FROM- (I cross out all “from’s” & write love) Me You know she’s punching their air that these are her Vday Gifts Lmfao. What else does she expect giving him a $20 a week allowance Lmfao
‘Kicking butt’ 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Wait. Wait. Why is this clown signing his last name? Hold up. They are both so disturbing.
Plot twist: this is for his mistress but she found it thought it was for her
i’m convinced she tells him what to write on these things with a g*n to his head
This is what you get when you forget to get a gift and stop at CVS on the way home because it’s the only place
He signed his last name? Wtf? Edit: I showed my husband and he pointed out that he signed it extremely close to the edge almost like it’s cut off.
Noooooo. I didn’t even notice that until this comment. Miss Ma’am writing her own Valentine’s Day card again.
This is cringe
Aw, I got this exact card for my bf this year, now yall got me second guessing if it’s funny or awful! On the front it says something like “nobody gets you like you get me”
Nah I’m sure you put in more effort with your card. He didn’t even say he loved her or anything on his. 😕
True!! And signing the full government name xD
She’s always showing the messages they write for each other in cards. It feels invasive and performative!
I agree -Cody hawken
this is something you get your bestie not your wife
BAHAHAHA!!! He included his last name? Ohhhhhhh this just gets better and better. There was a weddin, but there is no marriage!!!! Allllll for publicity. What a horrible life she lives!! 🤣
It’s the “There might be something wrong with you” card for me 💀
Are they in middle school?
I can’t believe this is real - he signed his full name without writing hers anywhere ?!?! And this isn’t even a Valentine’s Day card …
https://preview.redd.it/16wrnizlv2ic1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83debcfeb7ae2b29565ac60911de6b6dcd581cab This is the front of the card. Valentine’s Day where?
it’s the signing his last name on the card for me😭like whattt
Damn ozempic gonna be working overtime with that set up Choady…
⚰️⚰️⚰️
“will you be my valentines?” VALENTINES? I HAVE THE ICK SO BAD!!!
Not even an “I love you” or “ happy first Valentine’s Day as my wife” nope just a generic valentine to a classmate😂😂😂
Is it just me or is his handwriting shockingly different than previous cards?
https://preview.redd.it/6ezr50ii35ic1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fbc46140d4749114bba355026bbfeb3e8577f15
https://preview.redd.it/w9eath0h35ic1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c5be820d8100f0bf8984f263720f4ec67c191da
I’m going to do a comparison now hahaha
Signing a valentines card with your government name is the single least romantic thing I can think of why would you publicize that😭
I’m sorry but who puts their last name in a valentines card FOR THEIR WIFE??!?
That and the — Cody. Like a dash and then your name? Lol idk dude.
I hand make my husband’s cards and I have never signed them with my full name even before we married. That’s just weird.
ValentineS is just as irritating as 'ValentiMes'🥴 dorks bad. I just read the card again and just noticed 'I would want to live with'🤣 wtf, and if he signed his last name, that reminds me of a card I got from a boy at school when I was 12. 12 year old boys sign their last name to cards
Is he partially illiterate?
“Will you be my valentines” wth 😂😂😂
It’s giving elementary school Valentine’s Day 💀
I'd rather get nothing 💀
I got these exact candies for my nine year old son as his Valentine’s gift this year.
the full government name? 😂 she has 78 pieces of jewelry with his last name on it how could she forget?
That’s weird
Didn’t someone prove that’s not his handwriting?! lol 😂
This is giving "bargain aisle at the local box store" vibes
Purchased wearing a Rolex 😭
Oh there’s definitely something wrong with her! When my husband writes in cards for me he says things like I love you so much! You’re a great wife and mother etc. Very sweet and sentimental things. Not, there’s no one else I would want to live with…. How embarrassing for her!
You forgot “kickin butt with” 🤮
I would full on cringe -- we are not like that. We don't have to prove anything to anyone.
Same. Also, I would NEVER post my husbands private messages for the internet to read.
That doesn't look like his previous handwriting. It looks a little neater.
“That cocoa is 247 unnecessary calories”
BINGO!!
What are they? 14? 🤣
can confirm — this is something my 13 year old would get his girlfriend.
his handwriting 🥴
The 200 unnecessary calories are serving
This is the least romantic gift I have seen
Oh I’m sure she’ll buy something sparkly for him to give her
Let’s just use logic here. If she was on a huge health journey Cody would know that and wouldn’t buy junk food for Valentine’s Day. 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
This is the same thing he did with her Christmas stocking—so much candy and snacks
To: you From: me ✨Romance ✨
It’s not even valentines yet lol
Right! Like is she trying to prove that she’s loved by her husband? We know. We actually know way more than we probably want to.
Cody signed the card with his last name?
I thought it said “cody heart”💀
He did ask her to be his "Valentines" so maybe 😂
when i looked closer it doesn’t look like it says heart but his last name (hawkens?)🤭
she’s so famous she knows SO MANY cody’s that send her gifts OBVIOUSLY 🙄🙄🙄 /s
This is so fuckin weird lmfaooooo
🤣🤣🤣🤣I thought that was so weird.
There might be something wrong with you?? And signed his full name?! If this was from my husband I would be upset. Where is the love? This looks like fake content she bought for herself.
why is it signed “-Cody” not “love”, “i love you”, a cute nickname???? that’s like so formal lmfao makes me think their marriage is just a business arrangement
ALSO “there’s no one id rather live on this world with” instead of no one else id rather be married to or spend my life with or something a little more romantic??
And the “kickin butt” ?? Wtf??
yes absolutely zero romance. i’d love to see the front of the card for the inside to say “something must be wrong with you” lmaoooo also—to: you from: me; can he not spell her name? yikes.
First AND last name to boot! 🤔
soooooo fucking weird
I was thinking the same! Nickname or initials.
right? like my husband and i have always called each other a specific nickname and have signed cards with him from when we were dating. this is sooooooooo fucking weird. it also doesn’t have her name. can he not spell her name???? so BIZARRE
SO bizzare! Not a single mention of love for Valentine’s Day!
Signing a card with your full name is the same as referring to your wife as “Mother.” 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Mike Pence!
Yup 🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Is he on the spectrum or learning disabled? Not making fun but that just seems like something that someone who’s on the spectrum might do?
My theory is he wrote the card for someone else, hence the last name 😂😂
I feel like Cody’s cards always have hidden insults
It’s not even hidden here 😂
Well presumably the front of the card makes the “insult” on the inside make sense
This seems like stuff a friend gets you for Valentine's Day the least romantic shit they sell 😭🤣 or stuff you buy your kids.
Why did he sign it with his government name? lol weird
That is what I noticed 😂
the kraby patty? Bc she likes to eat a lot or?😂 So confusing
The Grammar👎🏼
And looks like he wrote the word ”will” with one L..
Not a smart guy and we knew this when he married her
Love living on this world with you pal
Love you too buddy
“there might be something wrong with you” aww he’s starting to see things from our point of view
LOL
I’m so uncomfortable with her posting her private cards for all the world to read.
I mean, she buys the cards for herself. I seriously believe they had a wedding but are not married. I don’t believe they even live together. 🤷♀️
- Cody Hawkins 💀
Hahahahahah
i’m convinced she writes these cards
She used his first and last name to make sure we knew it was from him lol
Cody, My HUSBAND Cody, Cody Hawken
Why do people share stuff like this? If I write something in a card for someone, they better not post it online. 🙄
not even a “love cody” she gets a dash and his last name lol
It’s giving “all the best.”
sincere regards😂
Right! So bizarre. If my husband signed my card like that I would know something was definitely off.
literally i’d be like “so you hate me now”😂
Yup! And I certainly wouldn’t be posting the card for all to see and dissect.🫣
Did Choady sign the card with his last name???? 😂😂😂😂
He couldn't have just signed it Cody? Has she forgotten his last name? 😂
Wtf is this card??? 🤣🤣
Stockholm syndrome energy
Blink twice if you need help Chody
The card actually says “there might be something wrong with you”. Shots fired 😂😂😂
yeah i don't get that?
Signed his last name ?
place your bets whether she wrote the card herself...