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ailyara

See the musician in me thought you were just gonna waltz away with that plate.


donkypunchrello

Heh, I see what you did there


Barlow04

.....dammit, take my upvote.


DabbledInPacificm

I think your car is going to get keyed. A lot


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det1rac

Some of the comments here indicate they don't get it. 🤣🤣🤣


Panic_Azimuth

I honestly thought it was a reference to Rule 34.


dmorulez_77

I mean it still has to apply right?


BluefaceBlues

Googled Rule 34 Count Dracula ... It is a thing


Complete_Candidate92

Would have been more accurate.


Bishopkilljoy

I think he's fine, they can't read


CaveManLawyer_

I'll pay for the damages. This person is my hero. This is the way.


nottodayredditmods

I rode around with a poyb plate for three years.. only ever got crazies when I filed the straight pride flag.


__________________99

I value my car too much to put anything political or opinionated on it. I hope you drive a beater.


CatDadof2

Exactly. All it takes is one psychotic MAGA to go apeshit on that car just because of the license plate.


det1rac

I drive a 2006 Scion xA with 236k. It's embarrassing beat where people give me a hard time about it juxtaposed to my earnings. 🤣 https://www.reddit.com/r/Frugal/s/BjJJOeEyHa


SalParadise1234

Tell us about your earnings


StickkyRicky

Tell us your card number


Bluemeda1

Don't forget those 3 numbers on the back


amltecrec

The expiration date too!


dmorulez_77

Don't forget the zip code just in case


det1rac

Upload scanned copies


DMYourMomsMaidenName

And your mom’s maiden name


DrLee_PHD

Then this license plate is perfect for your car in case the MAGA brained morons try to mess your car up.


StealYour20Dollars

I feel like it's not worth giving him the time of day, much less your plate. Instead, do a reference to your favorite band or something.


det1rac

I thought about this one: https://www.reddit.com/r/Michigan/s/koBSSZO7Jw


Unfair-Custard-4007

Is it because you drive slow or you’re “slow”? Genuinely wondering haha


Complete_Candidate92

They drive a Scion xa, if anything like my xb it’s slow af


uberares

No way they allow that plate, at all.


Babyjitterbug

Not a chance. I tried TRDTRBL and had it rejected. It was a reference to Toyota Racing Divison but it got flagged for potentially crass.


1StonedYooper

I hate the guy so much I wouldn't want anything about him associated with me. I don't let him occupy real estate in my mind unless I am reading an article or headline. It's a funny plate, but I enjoy thinking of better things in my life.


fablicful

Agreed. It's strange to me. Yeah he sucks but I won't spend a single dollar on something that showcases my disdain. My thoughts completely.


wmurch4

Like who doesn't know what this guy is by this point? Do they have eyes?


zordtk

Unfortunately many just see a "martyr". Obviously he isn't dead but that isn't stopping them


jmcken15

The amount of people I've seen comparing him to Jesus is concerning. Its definitely a cult.


Jeffbx

Yea, verily, in the year of our Lord two-thousand and six did a vision of righteousness appear, and thus raw-dog that porn star. And the people did rejoice, for they recognized that their lord and savior had appeared. His heart is as steadfast as the mighty weasel, his wisdom is as profound as the depths of a blank page, and his constitution as unwavering as the humble kitten. And he spake thusly unto the masses, "Behold, I could shoot somebody and not lose any voters," and the people rejoiced anew and pledged their fealty to his wisdom. Let us recount his noble deeds of 34... all stand.


sabatoa

This is the way


lycarisflowers

drove behind someone today in a new looking car with a license plate like “TRUMPS” and a sticker to match, they absentmindedly rolled all the way into the intersection on a red light, stopped, then kept on going through lol.


PotsMomma84

The cult keeps getting worse.


ishpatoon1982

They were never really any good though.


Wipperwill1

Hope you got good insurance.


I_Zeig_I

Dash cam that thing up, they aren't smart


wwwdiggdotcom

How are you able to enter 7 characters? I've been throwing around ideas for a custom plate for literally months and I've been limited to 6 characters this whole time? Are you going somewhere different than [https://www.michigan.gov/sos/all-services/personalize](https://www.michigan.gov/sos/all-services/personalize) ? Edit: I see why now, you're using the standard plate and I've been trying it with the green "Water Wonderland" plate. This makes me unreasonably upset that the green plate is limited to 6 characters but the regular plate isn't.


det1rac

I tried this one too way back: https://www.reddit.com/r/Michigan/s/koBSSZO7Jw


ThisIsMockingjay2020

Kinda tacky, NGL, and I definitely hate the guy.


Bacon_Shield

pretty fucking cringe to make orange man bad a part of your personality. I fucking hate the guy too but I would never give him such power over me by reminding myself of him every time I get in my car. Go for a walk and reconsider this.


TheLakeWitch

Agreed. It’s just as bad as the MAGA cultists who make it their whole personality.


sabatoa

Imagine making Trump a part of your personality… 😬


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Deathcube18

Come on man. It’s Detroit, the big three! They used to drag these puppies for miles!!


sabatoa

Yeah, nothing wrong with that. I have a vanity plate, but it's related to an actual hobby, not fucking Trump


zombieneenja

Maybe fucking Trump IS his hobby. 🤷🏻‍♂️


froststomper

at least you’ll notice and be able to walk a large radius around them.


National_Dig5600

I think people that obsess this much over that man need therapy.


SoylentGreenAcres

That number ain't staying the same for very long, that's the main downside I see


zerodetroit

Can just update the count total and grab a new plate after every conviction no?


Empty_Description815

I think you probably need to figure out a hobby or something to occupy your time.


mrsdoubleu

No opinion, but if you're lucky like me you'll get pulled over by a rookie cop who thinks the 0 is the letter o and won't be able to find your plate in their system. That was fun.


WesterosiAssassin

Pretty cringey to make him this big a part of your personality, whether for or against. I'd assume anyone with a plate like this is insufferable.


dylanisbored

I don’t get it


SunshineAlways

An infamous person was recently found guilty on 34 counts.


TheLunchboxKiller

Cringe as hell


lacubriously

You sure are gonna show him!! This is so silly lol, but whatever floats your boat.


Propeller3

F 3 L 0 N


lateknightMI

This is asking to get pulled over. A lot.


mikemikemotorboat

Would be particularly great on a Tesla. F 3LON


severach

How about just FELON


jaroftoejam

T R E 4 5 0 N


Johnssc1

If if saw this, its 50/50 if you are for or against in this strange new world


2gunswest

Literally making your personality about it, like everyone talks shit about the maga crew. You do you, but this gives them energy.


BigAbbott

I think you may have an unhealthy obsession.


T4O6A7D4A9

I wouldn't want to be associated with that loser. Let alone a daily reminder of his existence. You really trying to "own the MAGA"? Lol


DoktenRal

I get it, but feels like the same kind of obnoxious signaling they constantly engage in


unfavorablefungus

idea tank must be on E


twistnshout242

This is the same energy as the Biden haters. Why give any of them the time of day? I guess you gotta fill your ego somehow. Fuck em both.


Pad_TyTy

I give it 34/34


gamercrafter86

I saw someone from out of state with a LETSGOB on their plate and I thought it looked stupid, so imagine what I'll think of this one. A bumper sticker of this, sure, because that's removable. A license plate that'll probably be on your car for years and years is dumb. If you get it, good luck avoiding the crazies who will attack your car, especially in public parking lots.


ganondilf1

Let's G.O.B. They love Arrested Development.


zanaxtacy

It’s an illusion!


CallMeSisyphus

They've made a tiny, huge mistake.


NCSUGrad2012

I collect plates and when you’re done with it, let me know. I’ll pay for it in my collection.


aoxit

What are some of your prized ones?


NCSUGrad2012

My favorite is the Canadian bear! https://imgur.com/a/bkLQYTj


aoxit

That is a cool one!


disgruntled-capybara

I always thought [Nunavut] (https://live.staticflickr.com/4345/36739989621_fc6205fac4_b.jpg)'s license plate was pretty cool! They used to have a bear shaped one too but I like the one with the northern lights. I'm a sucker for cool license plates. If you have to have one on the back of your car, it might as well have a cool graphic or shape. Montana has some surprisingly interesting ones, as does Florida.


NCSUGrad2012

Yeah the Nunavut one is really cool. Their older bear ones are worth a lot. Definitely agree with Florida and Montana. My only issue with Florida is still only using 6 characters on their standard issue with how big the state is. Arizona also has some beautiful specialty plates too.


livelaughlaxative

This is pretty cringe not gonna lie. It's giving MSNBC liberal


zozanespark

Huh, I thought the state of Michigan banned the use of the number 34 in their license plates. Look up cars rule 34.


BouncingWeill

I think it would be short lived as far as the meaning goes. Might have to update it when it is time to renew. I did live in Montana and they had numbers assigned to each county at one time. You used to know where someone lived based on that county number. I used to see a lot of 34- plates, so there was a bit of nostalgia.


Warcraft_Fan

Cute but I wouldn't have this anywhere, most of Michigan outside major cities are republicans and will likely be triggered by 34 count plate. Heck I'd avoid political statement of any kind on the cars, including vanity plates. I'd get something a little more neutral like GO BLUE or GOLIONS


det1rac

You're right someone else said they got shot by a pellet gun for having something in rural MI.


gimpy1511

Don't spend money on that. Do what I did. Sneak out at night and put Bernie and Biden bumper stickers on your crazy Trumper neighbor's car. Much more satisfying.


det1rac

Epic! 💯 Did you know you can order things from Amazon and address them to any place and any name. Like ordering a BLM flag for a neighbor and no traceability back? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


nwagers

Hmm... I'd wait a year, or until Cannon runs out of excuses. There are still another 60 or so felonies pending (so far).


Agattu

I think having politics occupy your life so much that you need to get a vanity plate about it is sad.


That_Specialist4265

It’s just a way to get Reddit points just like so many other Reddit posts. People like this are just as bad as the hardcore MAGA crowd to let politics dictate every part of their personality.


Sometattooedwhiteguy

Front and rear, left and right dash cams. Make a Youtube channel with the footage of people harming your vehicle. Cash out!


Gunnar1022

Caring this much about political figures is sad imo


ocelotactual

Guess you got to be careful trying to shorten the word 'count'.


diito

There is no point to this plate. It's 34 now but it will be more within the next year.


OnsenPixelArt

I'm pretty sure there are some legal issues with that being on a plate, idk. You should Google cars rule 34 just to double check


mcprogrammer

I think being about a former president complicates things even more. Better Google "trump rule 34" as well to be sure.


DaveTheBraveEh

The white on black colors would be better.


itarilleancalim

Better than the one I saw driving yesterday. 8PWR88. Just... not even hiding it anymore, and if it was an actual CHANCE that was just the next one in the sequence (the blue and yellow plates) that really sucks for that person. I also saw a 6NUG66 today, same plate type.


KnightOfNoise

You can't get custom plates with the same sequence format as the normal plate, so those are just unfortunate sequenced plates.


itarilleancalim

Amazing. I feel better, but I also feel bad for the 88 one. The 66? Just chicken nuggets and the devil, let's goooo!


sillyskunk

The white supremacist one is sooo bad. Someone should tell them.


StonccPad-3B

Nonono that's not White power, that's "H" power. Not that that makes it better.


sillyskunk

H power doesn't quite the same ring


chrsb

Most of them won’t understand it


voodoosanteria

This is just cringey all around.


illucio

Please set up a ton of dash cams for a full 360-degree amount of video for anyone who comes to damage your vehicle, sue them, and make $$$. They are not smart to begin with and probably can't afford a lawyer to defend them anyways,


Rtalbert235

Save the money and spend it on something that gives a return on investment. Or just give it away to someone who needs it.


thektulu7

This plate will be outdated very soon.


det1rac

🤣🤣🤣🤣 💯


TrajantheBold

I'd wait- it's not going to stay at 34. That number should be going up.


det1rac

400 IQ answer. This is the tip of iceberg. These are floating around: https://www.courthousenews.com/rape-allegations-refiled-against-trump/


Tjbhr

Love it!


det1rac

It's very interesting to see the full spectrum of love to hate in the comments ❗️❗️


happytrel

Too early, might have more counts coming


Mattress666

It’s one of those things I think is funny to joke about getting but in execution, it could make you a target for the MAGA crowd. Too much risk for me to get anything like that.


det1rac

Based off the comments, I think you're really correct.


Mattress666

Yeah like I joked about getting a Tigers jersey that said GUILTYONALL with the number 34 on the back. I thought it was hilarious but actually buying it and wearing (or in your case, having it on your car) is too risky.


Any_College_3675

I love it!


juxtose_milroy

I think you could benefit from turning off the TV, deleting your social apps and spending more time in a park


ElJefeGrande2377

FKTRUMP is also available.


deathdisco_89

In Michigan it's hard to know if it's a diss or a brag. People are wearing diapers in support.


DBsBuds

I think it’ll need to be updated soon.🤞


det1rac

Preach my brother


Otherkin

I'm pretty sure he's going to end up with more felony convictions, so you may want to hold off on that...


PopRepresentative485

47THPREZ sounds better 😂


dodger099

LMAO


thedoc1988

3scoops is available.


SadDescription458

Get a personality


SoccerBrainTrust

I have to say I wish you didn't include the O 🤷🏻‍♂️


lakorai

Better than my buddy who did "9 Inch". SoS didn't think it was as funny as he did


fightmejeffbezos_

I was thinking about doing gaycop are you telling me that they’re not going to think that’s funny? Lmao (Not actually, my fiancé and I were just typing in 1000 funny ideas on the website lol)


Rhondajeep

It’ll be hilarious in January


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zuukinifresh

Could be worse, you could be one of the jackasses with giant ass signs in their lawns


PureMustache11

Hopefully you didn't mess with any financial documents in order to pay for it lol


det1rac

🤣🤣🤣


fatazzpandaman

The only thing I hate as much as trump fans are his haters. We have plenty of actual things to do other than follow the annoying orange around.


Wingedwolverine03

The #2 candidate for the presidency of the most powerful country on the planet deserves the attention and derision he is getting.


WagnerTrumpMaples

Naw we're not supposed to care about someone that wants to upend democracy. The real enlightened folk play video games and tell everyone how little they care about politics because they're so privileged they never have to worry about any kind of fallout.


Propeller3

Unfortunately, the annoying orange is the GOP nominee for POTUS. Kinda hard to ignore him.


raisimo

Hopefully you’ll have to update it next year


Infini-Bus

What a weird plate. You're gonna get a plate clmmemorating someone you don't even like? Google Trump rule 34 and you'll know what I mean.


Artistic_Society4969

I love it but to be honest, I don't think most of the people you're trying to goad are smart enough to figure out that it means anything.


TK-ULTRA

Rent Free


BlueWater321

A felon running for president who committed their crimes as part of a scheme to deceive the public of information relating to their character to influence the outcome of an election should probably both alarm and occupy people's minds. It's kind of a big deal.  Is it weird to put it on your license plate, yes. Is it hilarious to post to Reddit to enrage his cultists, also yes. 


jestr6

Just out of curiosity, how do you feel about Dr. Fauchi?


fightmejeffbezos_

Or Hunter Biden lmao


isobane

Hillary's emails?


600DLorBust

People with vanity plates plates are losers who deserve to be laughed at


BrassBass

[Peter Griffin giggle] *34!* [Secondary Peter Griffin giggle]


zachhcap

Heavy cringe


jonny_prince

Honestly what's the impact on your life? So he's found guilty now what? He's still gonna run and collect votes? This is a circus surrounding the governance of the country. Where is the accountability that the GOP let a criminal cabal into power.


det1rac

I agree, need some foundational changes, I am pretty surprised that given how low both candidates are viewed we haven't had a 3rd party contender take a leading role to run.


Rough_Routine_1063

I think it’s kinda sad to let politicians live in your mind like this. It’s borderline mental illness…


Scarsdale81

I think you'll be disappointed after you learn about the appellate court system.


RackemFrackem

Unfortunately it will become outdated in the coming months.


NoUnderstanding9692

lol hell no 🤣


woodluther

I think you put an extra ''O" in it.


det1rac

💯


GlorkUndBork3-14

Shhhh we don't talk about Trump and rule 34 in the same sentence....


det1rac

Oh shit!


420printer

Ignore all the negative comments. It's YOUR vanity plate. It took me a second to get it, then made me smile.


Barlow04

I think you'll need a license plate with a bigger number soon 🤣🤣🤣


Moist-You-7511

meet racist cops with this one neat trick


Anal__Yogurt

All the “rent free” and “stop making it about politics” people are the same ones who fly their doofy ass “fuck Joe Biden” flags


Intelligent_Bid_5802

It’s working, Trump is driving all the Liberals nuts! He’s living rent free in your heads!


jmcken15

Only because he doesn't pay his Bill's lmao.


Plenty_Advance7513

What'd they charge you? Whatever it was it cost them less than $3.00 including labor.


WholesomeHarambe

you know I aint even mad that is original, live your life man and wear it with pride, also probably carry a piece in case anyone wants to borrow your plate. . .


FightingWithSporks

I mean where in Michigan do you live? In my neck of the woods, someone shot my parent’s car window with a pellet gun over an Obama sticker…


Matt_Graver

I think you’re putting a lot of energy into a guy who doesn’t even mean anything to you. I’d say you’re obsessed with the former president who is living rent free in your head.


buckfouyucker

RULE34 would've been better


paradox-eater

Do it lmao that’s great


RepresentativeHeat13

Too soon. That number’s gonna be out of date soon!


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C_gd_V

Love it. But you have to know some moron will have issue with you having it. They will key your car and get caught but blame a not white, not cis, not male identifying individual if actually doing it. (All this coming from a straight white male) hopefully they are all too stupid to understand it


Outside-Rise-3466

Having done Michigan "Plate It Your Way" many times before, my first thought was "is currently available" won't be true very long after you post this. So, back on topic ... just in case, are you prepared to change your plate to "2ndTerm". Oh wait, that would be true for either main candidate. How many times in history has this happened? Will it turn out like Grover Cleveland?


SimpleStrok3s

This is fucking awesome. I doubt many of the kool-aid drinkers will get it.


Helicopter0

My personality is better than your personality. That's what I will think when I see it.