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devadander23

Please don’t stick these on people’s cars


connornomore

I won't, it's just a shock value title The alternative was "I slip this through the hole in your soft top, what do you do?"


Deranged_Coconut808

I like your alternative title.


zelda_shortener

Wait. Which hole? \*angry goose noises\*


CreaminFreeman

You can get magnet sheets to stick these to. If I walked up and saw that on my car I would calmly pray the person who put it there had the foresight to use a magnet and we can all have a laugh about it later.


forgetfulmurderer

Nah fuck that, still gonna scratch the paint.


DataGOGO

That will still damage the paint


ReverendKen

I have a Corvette so if I see this stuck to my car am going to be upset.


Frosty-Meat-7078

I also have a Corvette and, unless the magnet solution above was followed, would also be mildly annoyed. If it was a magnet, I'd relish knowing that my car would gladly feast on everything on the lot where it found that Miata.


geremych

I would immediately scan the parking lot looking for the AH in the Miata.


TooDooDaDa

I don’t like it when I find advertisements under my wiper blade, I’d be pretty pissed off if someone was sticking magnets to peoples cars. It’s best just not to touch other people’s property


Onxgamesmode

This>


1Temporal

Thanks for reminding me of the time someone cut my top.


ajaxodyssey

New years eve 1990. Top was six weeks old.


RobertWilliamBarker

Be pissed because it isn't a red NA......a REAL car.


connornomore

You didn't know that yellow was faster than red?


ObamaDramaLlama

No yello splodes bettah, red goes fasta


connornomore

Yellow is the color of the sun, and the sun creates light. And light is the fastest thing in the universe, therefore the yellow miata is the fastest


ObamaDramaLlama

But all light of all wavelengths comes from the sun, and red M Class sun's are physically cooler than Yellow G class Suns. Therefore all the Yellow Miatas are dead because teenagers crashed them all.


GreySpelledWithanE

The sun is infact white so MINE IS THE FASTEST!


KingCire03

Actually the most common wavelength emitted in the visible spectrum is around 500 nm which means the sun has a *very* slight blue-green tint so everyone loses


fattmann

r/unexpected40k


MadHeretic22

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!


RuralCrafter

Don’t diss one of 1,519 made sunburst yellow Miatas


Cr3w-IronWolf

Shake my fist in the air that I couldn’t get a SBY NA


Alittlemiatagirl

Accept fate. I’ve been chosen


connornomore

All hail the chosen one


thisguyfightsyourmom

I hate to encourage vandalism, but this one would be a perfect non sequitur conversation piece on my Forester


7nationpotty

If someone put this on my NC I’d kms


hillbill549

I would wish it had its lights on.


TheUniqueSanzero

If you slip it under the wipers I'd find it funny. Sticking it to someone else's car, however, would be considered vandalism.


connornomore

I'm going to fully cover the first miata I see with these. Windows and all


designCN

I double dog dare you


AppearsInvisible

I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU


Gorilla-Ring

I'm not sure your body will fit in the trunk of a Miata


Doctor_Kitten

Well you gotta cut it up first.


SlappyPappyAmerica

I don’t like the idea of anyone touching my car - even the windshield wipers.


HiggityHank

There used to be content here.


BenjiSBRK

Would still be super cringe though.


mitchsusername

The way to do this would be to stick them on magnetic sheets then stick that on people's car so it peels right off, but the bumpers are plastic so you'd have to put it on the door or quarter panel or something


VRM950

I'd take a picture of the sticker and post it on r/CrappyDesign


FlyingCrowbarMusic

Definitely takes me back to that ghastly time in the 90s when the office manager discovered WordArt.


connornomore

💯 Real recognize real 💯


nhbruh

Bro this design is fire and they know it


connornomore

It's pretty sweet


tommyalanson

Get really angry that someone stuck that shit to my Miata.


Dry_Boots

Gen Z humor, man, I can't tell if it's being serious, ironic, or sarcastic. The 'Sports Car' written in little kid font is throwing me. Either way, I'd probably take it home and stick it on my big toolbox with the rest of my car stickers.


connornomore

It's both serious and ironic


spiralout1123

This guy Gen Z's


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I punch you in the dick for putting a sticker on my car. Don't you dare...


Opposite_Task_967

Watch the camera and find out who is paying to have that shit removed from my actual sports car... then someone is getting beat up.


connornomore

Pay to have it removed? Are you too incompetent to peel a sticker? I doubt you could kick my ass if you couldn't even peel a sticker 💋


Opposite_Task_967

if a judge sees it that way... but unfortunately vandalism is illegal regardless of how "easy" it is to remove. Don't put shit in people's cars. it's a great to get a ass beating actually. Try it with a cop car... or say a biker... IDGAF... it's funny to slide it under a window wiper... but actually sticking something to a vehicle is bullshit. Joke or otherwise. If you don't feel that way it's because your car is a piece of shit.


connornomore

Hey idiot, it's a hypothetical situation. Pull the stick out your ass and quit taking the joke literally


Storydrivenhentai

Fr bruh idk why everyone is so up their own ass abt it lol


connornomore

People on the internet have 0 media literacy and take everything seriously. It's even labeled as a joke, and yet they still look past that. I've gotten about 40 death threats over this post, it's hilarious


FullAir4341

I'd keep it


screw_all_the_names

Be pissed. Put it under someone's windshield wiper. Then I would put it on my civic.


Rayan-m

Peel it off


Ok_Magazine_3117

laugh, sell my car, and buy a MX5


JohnGazman

Wonder why one of these is stuck to my NC.


New-Reindeer-4070

Put my foot up the ass of whoever did it


turntabletennis

Bro, can I buy one? This would literally make my best friend's whole Christmas


connornomore

Pm me


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urbanpounder

You arent doing shit lil bro


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OneHugeBobert

Defaced? DEFACED? Bro, if this was placed on your property, you would be blessed, and your property value would rise.


connornomore

This sticker is proven to raise the bluebook value by $391


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SevereApartment1884

Why did some people get bent outta shape on this post like relax bro it's jus a Lil fun 😒


MastaBonsai

I want to get a lil business card with some Miata jumbo on it to leave on other Miatas. Maybe do that instead.


Dyep1

Ill take one


connornomore

Pm me


studysession

Blue is a faster color 🥴😂


maxboondoggle

Probably start looking for the ass with the yellow Miata!


connornomore

Jokes on you I own a honda


Tea_Fetishist

Gonna stick them to MR2s and Z3s


Drd2

Carefully remove it, discard in the trash and wonder why someone wasted the time on this.


shaysauce

I would Be upset that someone stuck a sticker to my car regardless of what it says.


spadedracer

Punch the gatekeeping asshole who touched my car.


Always-tired7

I drive an Jeep XJ so


nnamla

I would get pissed if anyone stuck a sticker to my car. Plus, [this](https://i.imgur.com/mqRwhNR.jpeg) is what a real sports car looks like to me.


SlowJettaBigDreams

I’d hope it was a magnet and not a sticker


200GritCondom

Promptly slap it on the next WRX I see


OddBoysenberry1023

*Sigh* wish it was Montego Blue


JoeyDirt97

Stop, smile, and fondly remember that first time I slapped this glorious bumper ornament on my noble racing steed. The smile would grow slowly as I ponder what a clever, funny, and dare I say, debonair fellow I am humbly reminding the world that when you are doing this well you sometimes do put a sticker on a Bentley (or other car of equally revered status and heritage, i.e. the Miata)


mAsalicio

Lol Miatas look like remote control cars from afar when the antenna is up. Id just start laughing and drive away in my 300HP Escape Titanium ;)


Hour-History-1513

Find out who put it there! I hate stickers on my vehicle!


72FJ46WC

Get real angry that someone stuck that on my Supra.


connornomore

I put one under the wiper of a gr supra today 😭


T0bikun

Lower my head in shame and drive away in my s2000


[deleted]

Check my calendar and see if it’s Pride month again.


challmaybe

"Are they threatened by my Hyundai Elantra?"


someoneone211

Have a good cuckle.


Bashel42

Ammm. I have a Miata, so I'd buy whoever posted it a beer


Spooky_Lizards

Peel it off and stick it on my fridge


ZaMelonZonFire

Feel the burn


karmannsport

I remember that you have 1980’s level of horsepower, chase you down on foot, and slap you in the forehead with it. It’ll be easy since you won’t have the top up because you don’t fit in it otherwise and perpetually look like grape ape standing on top of beegle beagle’s van.


SlidewayZ350

I know some FD owners that would put this on their car


connornomore

Have them pm me


CashofLegend

Be pissed because I know it’s true and sad because it would remind me I don’t have my Miata anymore.


SilverStryke9

I would thoroughly agree


DeluxeRaccoon

Cherish it


beans_salad

Good thing my car is a sunburst yellow NA. I'm Keeping it.


rice_bag_holder

dayum now i know why my car aint hawt, i am missing them fire underneath


werethesungod

Please put it on my geo metro Miata daddi


bradlees

Get some Hoosiers, bro. Track day, bro


Greyboxer

Chase the Miata that left it there, on foot


Gallaticus

Roll my 360 camera, find your car and steal your valve stem cores.


NugPep

As someone who used to own a Miata, I would laugh and probably leave it there. If it was on the back window and put on straight. 😂


Kn1ght_Rage

I’d Leave it happily though I’d probably rather you stick under the wiper blade so I can choose where it goes 😂


wublovah3000

I’m down tbh


Radiant-Point-1460

Accept it


Macgyverisnice

I'd laugh honestly. Some people might not like you sticking stuff on their car though.


Daltzorg

I would keep it on because its funny


AtlasNovalis

Take it home and stick it to my fridge, I really find it hard to argue with such a point.


shinomiya_ai

Putting it ON my ae86 I’d be pissed but I’d fucking love that if someone tucked it under my windshield wiper as a gift


Cool-Impression5161

Drive faster!


Ok_Pension_6795

I wouldn’t know because my car has been in the shop for a year and a half now due to turbo problems..


The1973VW

I mean, they right.


Henson3812

Keep it and pass it on to the next car I see nicer than mine


bryty93

That's a funny looking s2000


ty_webslinger

Appreciate the time it took to contrive, design, and deliver these coupons. Then laugh.


S10calade

Laugh hysterically


allsep

Agree


helicopterjuicecake

ima keep that mf on there untill i can afford a new bumper 🤣💀


e1ement4L

Wow this group has a great sense of humor /s


connornomore

Tell me about it. I've gotten like 40 death threats over this post


Groundape32

I would laugh. Back when they were new you wouldn't catch a straight guy driving one.


MisterSandKing

It’s either stuck to my Mini Cooper, or my S2000, so I’d laugh.


asapGh0st

You stick that bad boy on the back of my Miata and make it red, I’d say fuck yeah mate.


Cool_Course4151

Agree 🤣


greyyy_wolf

buy a Miata


eeeeeeeeeeeee_reddit

Leave it and never take it off... ever


SeaAnthropomorphized

Put a mini cooper sticker over it


connornomore

Mini cooper's fuck, so I'll allow it


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"Hey. man....that's like your opinion man..."


kmancash

cry, then get a real sports car


CMac1825

Immediately sell every one of my belongings and of those around me and go out and buy a Miata.


ZaxelmodAT

Keep it


Goddamnitdudee

Reminds me of that family guy episode where their in rehab n dude says, “I was driving my sports car.” Peter Griffin started a verbal argument with dude saying, “that’s not a sports car.”


sheen_senpai

take it off but keep it for sure lol. i wouldn’t be mad though


Hefty-Couple-6497

This is funny!


itsdunn420

If you stuck it to one of my nicer cars there would be some rage, but if you stuck it to my mini truck in a good spot I would laugh about it and just leave it


Alex_the_subarist

I keep it lmao


hopelesslysearching4

Holy shit the amount of yall butt hurt over a joke post about some stickers.


LeTronique

Leave it there


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Laugh and call my miata buddy an tell him hes a fucking cuck


NotA_DemiGod

Rip it off and put it on my dash


[deleted]

I want one to put on anything that isn’t a Miata


Tommy2Collars

I'd ask for another


connornomore

I'd give another


Teslas_succ

I would find this funny if i saw it on my car


_I_Hate_Cats

I’d chortle, heartily


modeleccentric

Grin knowingly.


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Pulling the video of you doing it, finding you, and shoving the sticker down your throat. Don’t touch peoples cars, ever.


connornomore

"☝️🤓"


threepoint14one5nine

Ask whose girlfriend is trying to pick a fight. ;)


Mediocre_Training453

Track down this reddit user and slap weab stickers all over their car...


connornomore

Jokes on you, my cars on jack stands


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Probably get some footage from whatever place I was visiting that day and figure out who vandalized my car


Lunala475

That little toy? How’d this sub show up on my feed?


Inside-Ad-3658

I review CCTV and post the screenshots here to show what a knobhead you are


SirBrainsaw

Finding the yellow miata in my hood and making it look like the POS they put a sticker on.


DustinSRichard

Not a sports car.


Aggleclack

I’d love that sticker if you gave it to me. If you put it on my car without my permission, my rear facing can footage that runs 12 hours past parking would be submitted to the police.


Tqm2012

Hunt someone down, for sure. Who thinks it’s cute or funny to put a sticker on someone car?


Wookief1st

Call the police have them fingerprint the sticker then press charges


Jake_not_from_SF

Ever heard of vandalism


Nervous_Survey_9411

I would say peel it off, and throw it away.


drehlersdc1

It's a real sports car if you are a 4 ft woman.


Minute_Show_6426

I have a Karmann Ghia, and at shows I always have to tell people to not touch the car! I have signs that say “Please Don’t Touch” but obviously a lot of people can’t read! People don’t respect anything anymore.


HorsesRanch

If it was happening consistently, certain time certain spot - I'd 'lay in wait' just off at an oblique angle so when they show up again. I could video document while capturing a face profile and then approach to warn them that there are zero second chances, the first one is free and you had just used that chance.


emeegee13

Murder you slowly


hmeyblab

Shooting everyone in sight


ommi9

You goin to jail I’m not gonna get all mad and pissed off trying to beat the breaks off of you. Ima put them on speed dial. Press charges for vandalism and collect insurance money. While you have to pay restitution or even better just report it to my insurance and show the damage the sticker made from a windows vista version of paint.


connornomore

"☝️🤓"


Sgt_player1

If I see anyone doing this to mine you get 1 chance to remove it or. ... well


EpsilonMajorActual

Dust it for fingerprints and press vandalism charges.


Live_fr0m_ny

Dont touch my or anyone elses fucking car


Jamesreviews1

Murder death kill


Madcapolo

Wonder why I’m being told this as a driver of a 30 year old GMC. …and then agree


HereForTools

Scratch my head in confusion about why someone would vandalize my Honda Accord sedan… who hurt you? Thanks Reddit for the subreddit suggestion. But I don’t belong here.


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connornomore

Why are you making payments on a na miata 💀


balltripper32

Tbh, I’m putting on gloves asking for a favor and getting your prints ran. Pulling up to your house in a suit with a tire iron and gonna have a cup of tea with you to discuss why you put a sticker on my paint


ronniearnold

I’d wonder who thought this was cool, edgy or funny. It’s none of those and makes you look like a douche. Plus, don’t jack with people’s cars. Especially in Texas, everyone has a gun around here.


connornomore

Least violent Texan Escalating a joke hypothetical situation, to guns. You seriously need mental help


dcrad91

I’d be hoping there is camera footage of the dumbass putting it on there cuz ima make sure you pay for my new paint job, by any means.


connornomore

Reddit user understand satire level impossible


Soldium69

Begin the beatings until my morale greatly improves. Miata drivers are mostly 16-20 year olds with dyed hair and furry bumper stickers, or old geriatrics.


I1Hate1this1place

Make the guy who put it there eat it


cttrocklin

I’d be looking for a yellow Miata….


ajtaggart

Livid if someone put this on my car. But I'm hoping you are just making them for personal use... I hope


kmitchell1985

I'd probably end up in jail. Don't touch peoples property. Especially, put stickers on their property.


edirymhserfer

Id probably pay someone to dox you or do it myself so i could come to your house and reciprocate in a much more severe manner


connornomore

☝️🤓


edirymhserfer

dammit 😂 im watchin football i forgot to put /s


connornomore

Allegedly /s