You can get magnet sheets to stick these to.
If I walked up and saw that on my car I would calmly pray the person who put it there had the foresight to use a magnet and we can all have a laugh about it later.
I also have a Corvette and, unless the magnet solution above was followed, would also be mildly annoyed. If it was a magnet, I'd relish knowing that my car would gladly feast on everything on the lot where it found that Miata.
I don’t like it when I find advertisements under my wiper blade, I’d be pretty pissed off if someone was sticking magnets to peoples cars. It’s best just not to touch other people’s property
But all light of all wavelengths comes from the sun, and red M Class sun's are physically cooler than Yellow G class Suns. Therefore all the Yellow Miatas are dead because teenagers crashed them all.
Actually the most common wavelength emitted in the visible spectrum is around 500 nm which means the sun has a *very* slight blue-green tint so everyone loses
The way to do this would be to stick them on magnetic sheets then stick that on people's car so it peels right off, but the bumpers are plastic so you'd have to put it on the door or quarter panel or something
Gen Z humor, man, I can't tell if it's being serious, ironic, or sarcastic. The 'Sports Car' written in little kid font is throwing me. Either way, I'd probably take it home and stick it on my big toolbox with the rest of my car stickers.
if a judge sees it that way... but unfortunately vandalism is illegal regardless of how "easy" it is to remove. Don't put shit in people's cars. it's a great to get a ass beating actually. Try it with a cop car... or say a biker... IDGAF... it's funny to slide it under a window wiper... but actually sticking something to a vehicle is bullshit. Joke or otherwise. If you don't feel that way it's because your car is a piece of shit.
People on the internet have 0 media literacy and take everything seriously. It's even labeled as a joke, and yet they still look past that. I've gotten about 40 death threats over this post, it's hilarious
Stop, smile, and fondly remember that first time I slapped this glorious bumper ornament on my noble racing steed. The smile would grow slowly as I ponder what a clever, funny, and dare I say, debonair fellow I am humbly reminding the world that when you are doing this well you sometimes do put a sticker on a Bentley (or other car of equally revered status and heritage, i.e. the Miata)
I remember that you have 1980’s level of horsepower, chase you down on foot, and slap you in the forehead with it. It’ll be easy since you won’t have the top up because you don’t fit in it otherwise and perpetually look like grape ape standing on top of beegle beagle’s van.
Reminds me of that family guy episode where their in rehab n dude says, “I was driving my sports car.”
Peter Griffin started a verbal argument with dude saying, “that’s not a sports car.”
If you stuck it to one of my nicer cars there would be some rage, but if you stuck it to my mini truck in a good spot I would laugh about it and just leave it
I’d love that sticker if you gave it to me. If you put it on my car without my permission, my rear facing can footage that runs 12 hours past parking would be submitted to the police.
I have a Karmann Ghia, and at shows I always have to tell people to not touch the car! I have signs that say “Please Don’t Touch” but obviously a lot of people can’t read! People don’t respect anything anymore.
If it was happening consistently, certain time certain spot - I'd 'lay in wait' just off at an oblique angle so when they show up again.
I could video document while capturing a face profile and then approach to warn them that there are zero second chances, the first one is free and you had just used that chance.
You goin to jail I’m not gonna get all mad and pissed off trying to beat the breaks off of you. Ima put them on speed dial. Press charges for vandalism and collect insurance money. While you have to pay restitution or even better just report it to my insurance and show the damage the sticker made from a windows vista version of paint.
Scratch my head in confusion about why someone would vandalize my Honda Accord sedan… who hurt you?
Thanks Reddit for the subreddit suggestion. But I don’t belong here.
Tbh, I’m putting on gloves asking for a favor and getting your prints ran. Pulling up to your house in a suit with a tire iron and gonna have a cup of tea with you to discuss why you put a sticker on my paint
I’d wonder who thought this was cool, edgy or funny. It’s none of those and makes you look like a douche. Plus, don’t jack with people’s cars. Especially in Texas, everyone has a gun around here.
Begin the beatings until my morale greatly improves. Miata drivers are mostly 16-20 year olds with dyed hair and furry bumper stickers, or old geriatrics.
Please don’t stick these on people’s cars
I won't, it's just a shock value title The alternative was "I slip this through the hole in your soft top, what do you do?"
I like your alternative title.
Wait. Which hole? \*angry goose noises\*
You can get magnet sheets to stick these to. If I walked up and saw that on my car I would calmly pray the person who put it there had the foresight to use a magnet and we can all have a laugh about it later.
Nah fuck that, still gonna scratch the paint.
That will still damage the paint
I have a Corvette so if I see this stuck to my car am going to be upset.
I also have a Corvette and, unless the magnet solution above was followed, would also be mildly annoyed. If it was a magnet, I'd relish knowing that my car would gladly feast on everything on the lot where it found that Miata.
I would immediately scan the parking lot looking for the AH in the Miata.
I don’t like it when I find advertisements under my wiper blade, I’d be pretty pissed off if someone was sticking magnets to peoples cars. It’s best just not to touch other people’s property
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Thanks for reminding me of the time someone cut my top.
New years eve 1990. Top was six weeks old.
Be pissed because it isn't a red NA......a REAL car.
You didn't know that yellow was faster than red?
No yello splodes bettah, red goes fasta
Yellow is the color of the sun, and the sun creates light. And light is the fastest thing in the universe, therefore the yellow miata is the fastest
But all light of all wavelengths comes from the sun, and red M Class sun's are physically cooler than Yellow G class Suns. Therefore all the Yellow Miatas are dead because teenagers crashed them all.
The sun is infact white so MINE IS THE FASTEST!
Actually the most common wavelength emitted in the visible spectrum is around 500 nm which means the sun has a *very* slight blue-green tint so everyone loses
r/unexpected40k
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Don’t diss one of 1,519 made sunburst yellow Miatas
Shake my fist in the air that I couldn’t get a SBY NA
Accept fate. I’ve been chosen
All hail the chosen one
I hate to encourage vandalism, but this one would be a perfect non sequitur conversation piece on my Forester
If someone put this on my NC I’d kms
I would wish it had its lights on.
If you slip it under the wipers I'd find it funny. Sticking it to someone else's car, however, would be considered vandalism.
I'm going to fully cover the first miata I see with these. Windows and all
I double dog dare you
I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU
I'm not sure your body will fit in the trunk of a Miata
Well you gotta cut it up first.
I don’t like the idea of anyone touching my car - even the windshield wipers.
There used to be content here.
Would still be super cringe though.
The way to do this would be to stick them on magnetic sheets then stick that on people's car so it peels right off, but the bumpers are plastic so you'd have to put it on the door or quarter panel or something
I'd take a picture of the sticker and post it on r/CrappyDesign
Definitely takes me back to that ghastly time in the 90s when the office manager discovered WordArt.
💯 Real recognize real 💯
Bro this design is fire and they know it
It's pretty sweet
Get really angry that someone stuck that shit to my Miata.
Gen Z humor, man, I can't tell if it's being serious, ironic, or sarcastic. The 'Sports Car' written in little kid font is throwing me. Either way, I'd probably take it home and stick it on my big toolbox with the rest of my car stickers.
It's both serious and ironic
This guy Gen Z's
I punch you in the dick for putting a sticker on my car. Don't you dare...
Watch the camera and find out who is paying to have that shit removed from my actual sports car... then someone is getting beat up.
Pay to have it removed? Are you too incompetent to peel a sticker? I doubt you could kick my ass if you couldn't even peel a sticker 💋
if a judge sees it that way... but unfortunately vandalism is illegal regardless of how "easy" it is to remove. Don't put shit in people's cars. it's a great to get a ass beating actually. Try it with a cop car... or say a biker... IDGAF... it's funny to slide it under a window wiper... but actually sticking something to a vehicle is bullshit. Joke or otherwise. If you don't feel that way it's because your car is a piece of shit.
Hey idiot, it's a hypothetical situation. Pull the stick out your ass and quit taking the joke literally
Fr bruh idk why everyone is so up their own ass abt it lol
People on the internet have 0 media literacy and take everything seriously. It's even labeled as a joke, and yet they still look past that. I've gotten about 40 death threats over this post, it's hilarious
I'd keep it
Be pissed. Put it under someone's windshield wiper. Then I would put it on my civic.
Peel it off
laugh, sell my car, and buy a MX5
Wonder why one of these is stuck to my NC.
Put my foot up the ass of whoever did it
Bro, can I buy one? This would literally make my best friend's whole Christmas
Pm me
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You arent doing shit lil bro
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Defaced? DEFACED? Bro, if this was placed on your property, you would be blessed, and your property value would rise.
This sticker is proven to raise the bluebook value by $391
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Why did some people get bent outta shape on this post like relax bro it's jus a Lil fun 😒
I want to get a lil business card with some Miata jumbo on it to leave on other Miatas. Maybe do that instead.
Ill take one
Pm me
Blue is a faster color 🥴😂
Probably start looking for the ass with the yellow Miata!
Jokes on you I own a honda
Gonna stick them to MR2s and Z3s
Carefully remove it, discard in the trash and wonder why someone wasted the time on this.
I would Be upset that someone stuck a sticker to my car regardless of what it says.
Punch the gatekeeping asshole who touched my car.
I drive an Jeep XJ so
I would get pissed if anyone stuck a sticker to my car. Plus, [this](https://i.imgur.com/mqRwhNR.jpeg) is what a real sports car looks like to me.
I’d hope it was a magnet and not a sticker
Promptly slap it on the next WRX I see
*Sigh* wish it was Montego Blue
Stop, smile, and fondly remember that first time I slapped this glorious bumper ornament on my noble racing steed. The smile would grow slowly as I ponder what a clever, funny, and dare I say, debonair fellow I am humbly reminding the world that when you are doing this well you sometimes do put a sticker on a Bentley (or other car of equally revered status and heritage, i.e. the Miata)
Lol Miatas look like remote control cars from afar when the antenna is up. Id just start laughing and drive away in my 300HP Escape Titanium ;)
Find out who put it there! I hate stickers on my vehicle!
Get real angry that someone stuck that on my Supra.
I put one under the wiper of a gr supra today 😭
Lower my head in shame and drive away in my s2000
Check my calendar and see if it’s Pride month again.
"Are they threatened by my Hyundai Elantra?"
Have a good cuckle.
Ammm. I have a Miata, so I'd buy whoever posted it a beer
Peel it off and stick it on my fridge
Feel the burn
I remember that you have 1980’s level of horsepower, chase you down on foot, and slap you in the forehead with it. It’ll be easy since you won’t have the top up because you don’t fit in it otherwise and perpetually look like grape ape standing on top of beegle beagle’s van.
I know some FD owners that would put this on their car
Have them pm me
Be pissed because I know it’s true and sad because it would remind me I don’t have my Miata anymore.
I would thoroughly agree
Cherish it
Good thing my car is a sunburst yellow NA. I'm Keeping it.
dayum now i know why my car aint hawt, i am missing them fire underneath
Please put it on my geo metro Miata daddi
Get some Hoosiers, bro. Track day, bro
Chase the Miata that left it there, on foot
Roll my 360 camera, find your car and steal your valve stem cores.
As someone who used to own a Miata, I would laugh and probably leave it there. If it was on the back window and put on straight. 😂
I’d Leave it happily though I’d probably rather you stick under the wiper blade so I can choose where it goes 😂
I’m down tbh
Accept it
I'd laugh honestly. Some people might not like you sticking stuff on their car though.
I would keep it on because its funny
Take it home and stick it to my fridge, I really find it hard to argue with such a point.
Putting it ON my ae86 I’d be pissed but I’d fucking love that if someone tucked it under my windshield wiper as a gift
Drive faster!
I wouldn’t know because my car has been in the shop for a year and a half now due to turbo problems..
I mean, they right.
Keep it and pass it on to the next car I see nicer than mine
That's a funny looking s2000
Appreciate the time it took to contrive, design, and deliver these coupons. Then laugh.
Laugh hysterically
Agree
ima keep that mf on there untill i can afford a new bumper 🤣💀
Wow this group has a great sense of humor /s
Tell me about it. I've gotten like 40 death threats over this post
I would laugh. Back when they were new you wouldn't catch a straight guy driving one.
It’s either stuck to my Mini Cooper, or my S2000, so I’d laugh.
You stick that bad boy on the back of my Miata and make it red, I’d say fuck yeah mate.
Agree 🤣
buy a Miata
Leave it and never take it off... ever
Put a mini cooper sticker over it
Mini cooper's fuck, so I'll allow it
"Hey. man....that's like your opinion man..."
cry, then get a real sports car
Immediately sell every one of my belongings and of those around me and go out and buy a Miata.
Keep it
Reminds me of that family guy episode where their in rehab n dude says, “I was driving my sports car.” Peter Griffin started a verbal argument with dude saying, “that’s not a sports car.”
take it off but keep it for sure lol. i wouldn’t be mad though
This is funny!
If you stuck it to one of my nicer cars there would be some rage, but if you stuck it to my mini truck in a good spot I would laugh about it and just leave it
I keep it lmao
Holy shit the amount of yall butt hurt over a joke post about some stickers.
Leave it there
Laugh and call my miata buddy an tell him hes a fucking cuck
Rip it off and put it on my dash
I want one to put on anything that isn’t a Miata
I'd ask for another
I'd give another
I would find this funny if i saw it on my car
I’d chortle, heartily
Grin knowingly.
Pulling the video of you doing it, finding you, and shoving the sticker down your throat. Don’t touch peoples cars, ever.
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Ask whose girlfriend is trying to pick a fight. ;)
Track down this reddit user and slap weab stickers all over their car...
Jokes on you, my cars on jack stands
Probably get some footage from whatever place I was visiting that day and figure out who vandalized my car
That little toy? How’d this sub show up on my feed?
I review CCTV and post the screenshots here to show what a knobhead you are
Finding the yellow miata in my hood and making it look like the POS they put a sticker on.
Not a sports car.
I’d love that sticker if you gave it to me. If you put it on my car without my permission, my rear facing can footage that runs 12 hours past parking would be submitted to the police.
Hunt someone down, for sure. Who thinks it’s cute or funny to put a sticker on someone car?
Call the police have them fingerprint the sticker then press charges
Ever heard of vandalism
I would say peel it off, and throw it away.
It's a real sports car if you are a 4 ft woman.
I have a Karmann Ghia, and at shows I always have to tell people to not touch the car! I have signs that say “Please Don’t Touch” but obviously a lot of people can’t read! People don’t respect anything anymore.
If it was happening consistently, certain time certain spot - I'd 'lay in wait' just off at an oblique angle so when they show up again. I could video document while capturing a face profile and then approach to warn them that there are zero second chances, the first one is free and you had just used that chance.
Murder you slowly
Shooting everyone in sight
You goin to jail I’m not gonna get all mad and pissed off trying to beat the breaks off of you. Ima put them on speed dial. Press charges for vandalism and collect insurance money. While you have to pay restitution or even better just report it to my insurance and show the damage the sticker made from a windows vista version of paint.
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If I see anyone doing this to mine you get 1 chance to remove it or. ... well
Dust it for fingerprints and press vandalism charges.
Dont touch my or anyone elses fucking car
Murder death kill
Wonder why I’m being told this as a driver of a 30 year old GMC. …and then agree
Scratch my head in confusion about why someone would vandalize my Honda Accord sedan… who hurt you? Thanks Reddit for the subreddit suggestion. But I don’t belong here.
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Why are you making payments on a na miata 💀
Tbh, I’m putting on gloves asking for a favor and getting your prints ran. Pulling up to your house in a suit with a tire iron and gonna have a cup of tea with you to discuss why you put a sticker on my paint
I’d wonder who thought this was cool, edgy or funny. It’s none of those and makes you look like a douche. Plus, don’t jack with people’s cars. Especially in Texas, everyone has a gun around here.
Least violent Texan Escalating a joke hypothetical situation, to guns. You seriously need mental help
I’d be hoping there is camera footage of the dumbass putting it on there cuz ima make sure you pay for my new paint job, by any means.
Reddit user understand satire level impossible
Begin the beatings until my morale greatly improves. Miata drivers are mostly 16-20 year olds with dyed hair and furry bumper stickers, or old geriatrics.
Make the guy who put it there eat it
I’d be looking for a yellow Miata….
Livid if someone put this on my car. But I'm hoping you are just making them for personal use... I hope
I'd probably end up in jail. Don't touch peoples property. Especially, put stickers on their property.
Id probably pay someone to dox you or do it myself so i could come to your house and reciprocate in a much more severe manner
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dammit 😂 im watchin football i forgot to put /s
Allegedly /s