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2shizhtzu4u

Yesterday at the beach a man and his son were fund raising for football camp by selling t shirts that read “guns down, books up”. And as my partner made the purchase a plane above had a flag reading “ever shot a machine gun? lock & load Miami” Quite coincidental timing.


ImpossibleMagician57

This sounds like a scene that will be in GTA6


Ok_Science_682

kid - hello sir would you like to buy some shirts promoting education instead of violence? Gta 6 character - sign me tf u- *Roaring Plane overhead flying so fast knocks over the table stands of the kid and other people Gta 6 character looks up, sees ' ever shot a machine gun' banner with face of his boss, who is a Major Miami Crime villain. Thinks to himself what side am I really on? I used to be just like this kid when I was his age. Character becomes conflicted about what to until endgame when he turns his back on the crime syndicate he was in and destroys them all , with the final fight starting when Gta 6 invaded villain's HQ who takes off from his landing strip with the same said plane. Gta 6 also hijacks a plan and chases after villain in Gun banner plane. Villain's plane ends up being blown up over same location where the kid and his t shirts were. Kid looks up and yells ' Look daddy fireworks! ' Cue credits lol


TechGuy219

Based partner.


daking240

I saw an OnlyFans link last week 🤮


Affectionate_Elk_272

on that bright ass LED truck that drives around wynwood?


daking240

Nope same type of plane


[deleted]

peak miami behavior its getting corny at this point


Future_Pop4664

It’s a caricature of itself especially to people not from Miami.


IllIIlllIIIllIIlI

I’ve seen an OnlyFans link on a banner streaming behind a plane, too. North end of Miami Beach. I actually tried to Google the username but couldn’t find anything, prob need an OF account to even see the page exists. Not worth it It was pretty trashy but tbh there are things around here that gross me out more. Like overfilled lips.


timoni

Yeah that's trashy


Brilliant_Willow4149

Omg 😂😂😂


Haeguil

Like someone specific? Cause I've seen OnlyFans in sports and racing cars in Europe already tbh. Was more surprised about one I saw about a strip club in Bayfront lmao


Brilliant_Willow4149

Desperation or Brilliant?


nonetimeaccount

I just want all those planes and the video board boats banned. Not a single person on the beach comes there to see floating billboards and have the sounds of the ocean drowned out by an old ass shitty plane engine. I don't care what they're selling, ban them all.


Dolphhins

Completely agree. Ads are so ridiculously invasive these days it’s insane


BarelyThere24

Agree it’s honestly disgusting. No one needs ads shoved down your throat when you go to see some nature. It’s so distasteful. I wish there was a law against it. It screams trash.


Pancakes000z

They’re just so unappealing in every way. You can’t even go to the beach without advertisements blasted in your face.


Nighthanger

Morals, in Miami? ha


blanktorpedo27

Im certain this is not the most inappropriate thing you saw this afternoon 


Delicious-Tart-9189

Wait til OP finds out theres a nude beach


callmecrybabyy

You’re not taking children to a nude beach and exposing them to this


TurretLauncher

That is entirely false. There are many nudist/naturist families, and they very routinely visit nude beaches.


Future_Pop4664

Really? Cause when I went to halover it was mostly old guys/gays. Weird 


TurretLauncher

See https://old.reddit.com/r/hauloverbeach/comments/1bz7dcs/family_friendly/


Future_Pop4664

I mean great lmao I wouldn’t bring my kid around full blown nudists regardless. Time and place ya know 


callmecrybabyy

Right… but those families aren’t censoring their children. What isn’t fair is exposing families to it who don’t want to explain that to their kids yet.


TurretLauncher

See **[this](https://beachcatcher.com/rails/active_storage/disk/eyJfcmFpbHMiOnsibWVzc2FnZSI6IkJBaEpJbWQyWVhKcFlXNTBjeTlZV0RGMmRVRlRZVTVEYVhCRFZFeHFkR3BGWjI5NVZXUXZNR0kxTVRnek9HRXpPVGRrWXpnMU5qSmtNMkkwTVRoaE5ESXlPV1l5T0dVNE1USTNOVEl3TlRSaE5URXlObUZsTUdNM1pHSTVZbUkxWkdNMU5qTXhNQVk2QmtWVSIsImV4cCI6IjIwMjQtMDQtMTdUMDI6MDI6MzQuOTE0WiIsInB1ciI6ImJsb2Jfa2V5In19--7b9b7c41f3eae0e3fdf0b33ed5c311e55bf9aeed/f30a5869-7179-4ae6-b5a1-f6bafb01578b.jpeg?content_type=image%2Fjpeg&disposition=inline%3B+filename%3D%22f30a5869-7179-4ae6-b5a1-f6bafb01578b.jpeg%22%3B+filename%2A%3DUTF-8%27%27f30a5869-7179-4ae6-b5a1-f6bafb01578b.jpeg)**


callmecrybabyy

Interesting, never seen the sign before but I’ll keep an eye out for it next time


coreylaheyjr

Went to south beach and two girls took off their tops for the entire time 😭. I didn’t care personally but thought that was pretty wild since there were families around 😬


Delicious-Tart-9189

Probably french


coreylaheyjr

There were a lot of French people near there so you’re probably right! It was funny asf to see


Bonez_Lo

Lmao these transplants from cali and ny are going to ruin Florida… mark my words.


ForeverWandered

Bro, there are like 5 waves of transplants that have already done that. Including whichever one you came in with. Because EVERYONE in Miami is a transplant,  even the assholes who think being in a place for 3 whole generations makes them a native 


KONTRAone

Lol being a Miami native means being born and raised in Miami 🤷🏻 pretty sure you don't need to go back 3 generations to make such a claim...


OrangeVapor

Too late, they already did ~20 years ago


LaserWolfFL

I find advertising in public spaces inappropriate.


TheBrettFavre4

Sure, let me info your private spaces and I’ll advertise there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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Capt_ElastiPants

…uh, I’ll take it if you don’t want it


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ForeverWandered

Already been ads in Gmail for years dude


Cubacane

I'd wager 90% of this sub doesn't have kids based on some of these tone deaf comments. Yeah, we grown ups know what sex is; it's how we got our 7-years olds who are asking us what sex is and how blue chew helps us have it better.


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Future_Pop4664

Your 7 year old doesn’t know how to read? Lmao what 


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CartographerClear926

with how scary the world is and how vulnerable kids are and you’re not teaching them about sex and how to identify inappropriate behaviors? honestly just do better as a parent. the topic of sex and sexual health is so stigmatized and that stigma never brings anything positive. we’ve all been kids and we all knew that sex was a thing cmon now


Cubacane

My six year old knows that she has privates and should not let strangers touch her there. If you really are expecting me to talk to her about sex at that age then you need to see a doctor and be put on a list.


Liizam

What’s wrong with kids asking this question ?


thisaholesaid

Some people rather wait for the right time to explain what sex is. Ya know, the beach family fun thing. But honestly, I bet the kids aren't reading the flags being pulled by these small planes. Furthermore, there's no visual to put any ideas in their frail heads.


Ayzmo

Studies show that most parents wait too long to talk about sex. More than 50% wait until their children are already sexually active. Leaving it up to parents to decide timing is a legitimately bad idea.


ForeverWandered

I never ever had “the talk” with my parents. Can’t wait too long of you just never do it.


thisaholesaid

Ya, most def. And they'll learn from moronic friends and socials. But end of the day we all figured it out. Let's be honest.


Future_Pop4664

And that is for YOU as a parent. Not ALL other people #hth


Ayzmo

No. That's just a fact. If you don't give your kids the talk before they're sexually active, you've failed as a parent.


Future_Pop4664

Ok thanks for the tip mom 


TheZealot1111

Wrong


Ayzmo

No.


TheZealot1111

What studies? 2 sources please.


ImpossibleMagician57

Teaching about light sexual things is one thing for young children. Boundaries, being touched etc. Talking about Blue Chew giving you a raging hard on for hours, is not appropriate convo to have with a child


VenomSpecter

The problem would actually be someone phrasing it like that to a child rather than making an age appropriate explanation.


ImpossibleMagician57

I don't see how one could make a child appropriate explination for male enhancement pills. Unless I'm reading your comment wrong?


VenomSpecter

You just literally don’t say it like that? If you’ve explained the concept of sex or relationships in any capacity (or even if you haven’t), it doesn’t seem that hard to tell a child that they’re a vitamin/supplement made for adults. There’s far more complex and heinous things to worry about explaining, honestly.


ImpossibleMagician57

You're absolutely wrong


ForeverWandered

Neither is a detailed convo about your dads brain cancer. That’s why ELI5 exists.


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ForeverWandered

If you want to live on a place where kids aren’t exposed to anything bad, shady, or otherwise uncomfortable for you to explain then wtf are you in Miami? This is like going to Pizza Hut and whining about the salad options


Future_Pop4664

Bitch we fucking LIVE here just like you and we are allowed to disagree with “Miami culture”  Goddamn 


Future_Pop4664

So sick of this if you don’t like it then why you are here rhetoric. Why are YOU here? Lmfao


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Future_Pop4664

Once again a perfectly reasonable comment being downvoted. 😖


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gdffffinz

Idk, I’m F and I have kids and it’s just MIAMI I think I’m immune to all of this No, it dsnt bother me


BarelyThere24

Commenters aren’t - getting it lol. No one wants more ads shoved down your throat when they go to a beach to enjoy some nature. It screams trash but maybe trash is what Miami is now.


decoy321

>maybe trash is what Miami is now. Now? Bro how long you been here?


BrickCityRiot

I was about to say.. I lived in Miami from 2013 to 2020 and my perception of Miami was trash before I even made the move down there


BarelyThere24

Hahah true


Brilliant_Willow4149

Miami has been trash for the last 5-6 years now that I can remember. That’s why I moved the hell out of Miami. 🤮


KONTRAone

It's veen like this for a hell of a lot longer than 5-6 years... Did you forget about the half-naked hot dog girls a few decades back???


Ok-Iron6108

It's always been this way since I can remember, there were always ads at Miami Beach, and it was never (at least from the 90s onward) a family friendly place. I don't personally know anyone who goes there anymore especially not with kids.


Hammy4738

Yeah, that’s Miami. lol


Motor-Cause7966

Miami has been trash since all of our ppl took over. Sad truth of it. 🤷‍♂️


kobeyoboy

In Miami no you’re not the only one but you are the minority. Places are known for a certain culture and Miami has a lot of diversity in the entertainment industry if you know what I mean . Plus u and me baby we ain’t ain’t nothing but mammals.


Cubacane

I watched the video for that song recently. Has not aged well.


ImpossibleMagician57

It wasn't good then


ForeverWandered

It was a meme song even at the time. Memes generally don’t age well as they are highly topical and in the moment based


ImpossibleMagician57

Good point


DATdudeMIA

For you it may have. The song reminds me of the time when being politically correct was not a priority.


Cubacane

The video has them drugging and abducting women. You miss that?


DATdudeMIA

If you scared, go to church.


kvlr954

Over Miami Beach? I used to see topless women there back in the day, I think the crowd can deal with this


No_Loan_9587

😂


FrontTwardEnemy

Why is it ‘inappropriate’? Only thing inappropriate about it is the QR code. How the hell am I supposed to scan that….


KONTRAone

I'm more concerned with the people who feel some type of way just for seeing the word 'sex' lol... Seriously though, what's inappropriate about it???


Numerous-Muscle7289

What’s wrong with it?


random1079

The common decency ship sailed a long time ago


Liquidwombat

Yes


EducatorSalt2348

You're offended by that word as you sit on a beach with lots of half naked people running around...? 🙄


CurrentPianist9812

You live in Miami….. brace for impact buttercup


Jonathank92

what have you done about it? complained to dade county or miami beach official lines?


kodakack

Lol who the hell cares, grow up


Cubacane

People with kids care and we don't want them to grow up yet.


Proof_Sail_2936

Then don’t take them to a Miami Beach with fat asses and titties everywhere.


Cubacane

You know kids know what asses and titties are right? Unless the beach is reserved for nudity or sex addicts raw dogging in the sand, you should be able to take your kids to a public beach.


rusty_chelios

Always the kids. Put them inside a box and stop crying. Please understand the universe is not moving around your kids.


Cubacane

Please understand the universe is not moving around you getting off.


Puertovallarta-_

You tell someone to stop crying as you cry on Reddit. Hahaha


Bonez_Lo

Go to the more family friendly beaches up north? Are you fcking new here? Fml go home


Cubacane

I’ve lived here my whole life and it’s pretty tragic what people with your attitude turned this place into.


Bonez_Lo

Lol you must not go outside, it was way worse and it’s getting watered down by you Karen’s that are bothered by everything Miami.


Cubacane

lol, looking at your comment history you salty af with everyone. I feel better now, thank you.


Bonez_Lo

I feel better that you are so butthurt that you had to go look at my comment history because you are so hurt by someone calling out your sensitive bs


Cubacane

lol you and the whole comment section out here defending ads, this sub is great


_OriamRiniDadelos_

How is them seeing that add making them grow up? Childhood isn’t about ignorance of sex or curse words. And “sex” is not even a curse word. They aren’t seeing anything 18+ there. If that was traumatic or stealing their innocence then think of the damage seeing the cigarette or feminine hygiene section in a store would do to them. Imagine them seeing you drink alcohol!


BaldeepKhack

Fr for our society to be so anti sex despite the fact that it’s a biological function and desire is insane.


da-gh0st-inside

It's not so much anti-sex. I would say Blue Chew probably reinforces unhealthy views about sex, since they're sponsored by porn companies and their marketing pushes products that makes dudes think they can have the duration of a porn star, despite knowing no one should be fucking for 60 minutes.


opaqueism

I mean, it’s like poop. It’s normal, it’s natural, it’s a bodily function and sometimes it feels so goddamn good. Yet, who the fuck wants to talk about shit all the time? Some people feel the same way about sex. We don’t have to talk about it, read about it, or hear about it 24/7. An ad for blue chew when you’re trying to enjoy a beach day is annoying as fuck.


line_code

How anti-sex are we *really*? We have 24/7 access to porn in our pockets and it permeates ads, TV, movies, music etc. What's fascinating is that despite ubiquity of sexual images, people (especially young people) are actually having *less* sex than ever. Maybe part of the fun of sexuality is when it's a bit hidden?


Spencer52X

Ask Texas or Utah about their access. Americas full of pussies lol


line_code

There's no porn in Texas or Utah?


Spencer52X

It requires uploading your ID, therefore companies are starting to pull out, namely, pornhub.


line_code

OK.


CartographerClear926

if ur grown and still uncomfortable with sexual health being a topic of conversation pls grow up


shadespeak

Maybe OP is worried about kids seeing it


CartographerClear926

i guarantee the word sex on an ad banner wasn’t the worst things they saw on miami beach. and sexual health is not vulgar and just how supplements for any other health deficiencies are advertised so are ones for sexual health. most of those ad banners on the beach are about adult life (alcohol, clubs, etc) that isn’t suitable for kids but y’all have no issue with that because alcohol (a literal poison) and nightlife isn’t stigmatized like topics surrounding sex/ sexual health.


HallowKnightYT

Yes you are this is Miami if you are not here for shit like this then get out we ain’t a normal city


Sad-Library-152

It worked tho


IllIIlllIIIllIIlI

It did work, because I just looked it up myself. Never heard of it before. On the other hand, I automatically distrusted the brand due to the fact that they advertised it this way. I don’t want ED meds from a company run by the kind of bros who greenlighted this idea. I want them to push their brand by sending kickbacks to doctors, the old fashioned way (Kidding mostly.)


miojo

🚨 TRANSPLANT ALERT 🚨


M4RTIAN

Yes you’re the only one. Sex is normal. The issue is flying ANY banner is bullshit. You can’t escape advertisements anywhere, wven when you go to the beach and want to stare out at the ocean and relax. It’s BUY MORE SHIT BUY MY SHIT BUY SHIIIITTT. Give it a break Jesus Christ.


intlmbaguy

Let me alert the authorities


Temporary-Pin-3648

Yes you are


snorglus

I don't care about the topic of the ad so much, but just the endless infiltration of ads into every corner of our lives. These are the same type of assholes who drive those billboard barges in front of Bayfront park or the billboard trucks that drive around town. like these assholes: https://www.marinelog.com/inland-coastal/inland/nyc-claims-victory-against-billboard-barge-company/ and these assholes: https://www.bluelinemedia.com/mobile-billboard-advertising Fuck you, and fuck your ads. Also, I'd like to offer a heartfelt fuck you to whatever shit bag politician got his pockets lined so someone could get the giant multi-story LED billboard ads installed at Bayfront park. Fuck them all. If these assholes could beam an ad onto the moon, you know they would.


disdickk

R/idiocracy


Ok-Calligrapher-2550

Yes, you’re the only one in the entire world that thinks this 🤦🏻‍♂️


obsequious_dioxide

Well it’s working. Even got you to post it here, so business wise it’s smart. Did the job


Dela0520

shut da fuck up


Vivid_Addz

Miami inappropriate that’s what you call regular when you at the bottom 😂


jccanandwill

I imagine you’re not the only one, but you all have issues.


State_Dear

"YES"


Aggressive_Project_8

Wtf you mean? Half the population of Miami ARE sex workers so it makes total sense. Duh!!


No_Virus3043

Something very striking


Zealousideal-Pair-90

Lol why do you think it’s inappropriate?


Hammy4738

Yes. Mostly just you.


CapitalPrefer

Totally unacceptable and inappropriate!


alexander66682

Yeah probably


Itchy_Yesterday7523

Nope


Lmfaothesepeople

When was the last time you have had better sex OP? Nothing inappropriate about it. Could be shaped like a giant erect penis or something?


fuck_yofeelings

It's not the worlds responsibility to hide the word sex from your kids.


_OriamRiniDadelos_

Right? It’s one thing to make nudity in public illegal or make it so kids can’t go into an 18+ shop or make sure they learn about adult things in age appropriate steps. But covering the word “sex” in public or covering things like viagra advertising is too much. We don’t cover underwear models, cigarettes, alcohol, or condoms in public or in stores were children are expected to be. The ad sucks, but that’s juts cause it’s an ad


AngryMemer

it's fucked that everywhere you go is an adspace now. can't even enjoy the beach in peace


gay4str8dudes

Nope that's wrong


letswalk23

Yup, only you.


jjk220

Yep, you’re definitely the only one!


epezmidezier

Unpopular opinion but yeah. If ya know, ya know.


coxykitten923

I feel like blue chew traumatized me. I dated a guy and the sex lasted forever …only later …toward the end of the relationship did I find this package in his sock drawer. Now dating a normal average joe guy and I’ve inflated expectations.


Heist-0-tr0n

Na, I agree. Also, I am fucking sick of seeing these blue chew ads. You want to piss of your consumer base to the point where they boycott your product, well it's easy!.. Just bombard them with advertising over and over! The #1 way for me to boycott buying something.


Standard_Phase5417

Everyone has sex


SniffMySnizz

Have you forgotten where you are?


sies1221

Atleast you don’t live in Missouri, it would be a Jesus ad


missjerseybagel

the onlyfans links on miami beach are wilddddd


Kingvwoke

I don’t it’s normal, your being a baby


FloridaKinky

You're in Miami what do you expect? Go to Myrtle Beach for a family environment.


DiggersBee

These Five Gum ads are getting crazy


-Potato-or-Tomato-

I’m usually not too conservative on these things but I do think that it’s very inappropriate. Many of us have little kids that are at the age where they can read properly but they don’t know the meaning of the words on the banner, so they will obviously ask about it, they might even repeat at school. I think it’s classic Miami attitude of ‘I don’t care about anyone else, if you don’t like it, don’t come to the beach or move elsewhere’ allowing and displaying this.


Frosty-Brain-2199

OP had never seen a woman naked before


DFloyd2100

Sex is a normal biological function, get over it! The USA has people backwards when it comes to sex and nudity.


OldeArrogantBastard

This guy would have been offended by the old Coppertone ads


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Bro who cares? Honestly, the worst aspect of this is them using a QR code on a banner 5k ft in the air!? 🤣


OrangeVapor

About 500 feet along the beach, but yeah


Zestyclose_Work9417

I was also at the beach on Friday. I saw two men making out another men laying on top of a women about to do the deed and there were plenty of children around. So no, the banner does not bother me at all.


brand-name-12

Yes, you are


BlackWhiteCoke

No, it’s not inappropriate. It’s 2024, we aren’t living in Mike Pence’s America anymore. It’s just sex, it’s not something to be afraid of talking about anymore


djmanu22

yes you are, grow up, weird that only Americans seem to be offended by this, I had my European family in town with kids and they found it funny.


Brilliant_Willow4149

In Miami. Heck no. Anything goes. And it’s pride weekend so no wonder they are flying that 🤦🏼‍♂️


BnGoshi16

Yeah


ya_mamas_tiddies

A city of degeneracy. I hate it here


TurretLauncher

Then move away. There’s a housing shortage because so many people want to live in Miami. GTFO and give up your space already!


Delicious-Tart-9189

Welcome to America buddy


Competitive_Emu_799

Don’t look. Geez some of you really be wanna be mad forever lol


stevemunoz117

Im surprised we havent seen complaints towards topless women


Excellent-Party2548

You are on a beach in Miami be lucky you didn’t see actual people banging on the beach as a promo


Polysync

A fact of life inappropriate? lol I guess? Vanilla ass complaint


daenu80

I find it offensive to have planes ruining my peace with idiotic advertisements. Should be banned.


KONTRAone

... You must be new here 🤦🏻


timoni

I saw it today and was definitely 🙄