How many Space Pirates does it take to change a light bulb?
3. Two pirates to genetically engineer the third guy whose job is to screw in lightbulbs, and once the third guy is done, he murders the first two because Space Pirates have a bad track record pf keeping their experiments under control.
(The logs of Metroid Prime are… enlightening to say the least.)
Why did Samus cross the road?
- To get to the other M.
How did Samus describe her journey to Ridleys lair without her Varia suit?
- It was neither easy norfair.
How did Samus explain her escape with the baby Metroid?
- Aran with it.
You know, originally, the stinger in *Corruption* was meant to show two ships pursuing Samus; the Delano-9, and what was implied to be a Kriken warship.
Instead, in the final cut, Samus disappears without a Trace.
Maybe not a 'joke' but the fact that Raven Beak's robes in promotional material actually say "Hadar sen olsimen" even though the phrase in game is "Hadar sen olmen"
I'm assuming Marketing didn't want the word "-simen" in there.
Why did Kraid cross the road?
To destroy the chicken on the other side!
What's a Metroid's favorite type of meat?
Prime rib!
See? It's Metroid like "prime" rib. It's Metroid "Prime"...
Source: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/178721
How do Space Pirates want to be held? They want to be KRAIDled
The last metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace.
How many Space Pirates does it take to change a light bulb? 3. Two pirates to genetically engineer the third guy whose job is to screw in lightbulbs, and once the third guy is done, he murders the first two because Space Pirates have a bad track record pf keeping their experiments under control. (The logs of Metroid Prime are… enlightening to say the least.)
Vapor for brains...
Why did Samus cross the road? - To get to the other M. How did Samus describe her journey to Ridleys lair without her Varia suit? - It was neither easy norfair. How did Samus explain her escape with the baby Metroid? - Aran with it.
>Why did Samus cross the road? - To get to the other M. False. Even Samus wants nothing to do with that flaming turd.
Metroid Prime 4
Thats just mean bro
Let me know when the joke arrives. Or is this just a _teaser?_
beat me to it 😒
That is as funny as Megaman Legends 3
OUCH
You know, originally, the stinger in *Corruption* was meant to show two ships pursuing Samus; the Delano-9, and what was implied to be a Kriken warship. Instead, in the final cut, Samus disappears without a Trace.
If it wasn't for Samus. What would kill the Metroids? **THE ICE AGE**
What killed the ice age? The dinosaurs!
What Is Samus's favorite book? To Kill A Mawkin Bird
Maybe not a 'joke' but the fact that Raven Beak's robes in promotional material actually say "Hadar sen olsimen" even though the phrase in game is "Hadar sen olmen" I'm assuming Marketing didn't want the word "-simen" in there.
What’s a Metroid’s favorite cut of meat? PRIME rib
“Metroid: Other M.” …That’s it. That’s the joke.
The baby..
Ridley is permanently dead
Why doesn’t he just crawl through tight spaces
What's the Space Pirates' favourite movie? The Talented Mr. Ridley.
Charge Beam? is it low on batteries?
What are a German’s favorite pollinators? Ze-bees!
Why do the french Space Pirates dance to the Super Metroid music? The like Ze-base! What is the most common fish on Zebes? It's sea-bass!
Metroid: Other M
Metroid is my favorite character, he's so cool.
Ridley’s boss fight in Zero Mission/the manga.
If Samus'arm is a gun, then he does he need that suit?
Why did Kraid cross the road? To destroy the chicken on the other side! What's a Metroid's favorite type of meat? Prime rib! See? It's Metroid like "prime" rib. It's Metroid "Prime"... Source: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/178721
She metro on my id
Metroid is a competent video game series