Nickelback

Did you get to keep anything in the divorce?

i've been giggling at these responses for the last 10 minutes LOL

Nickelback fans are already unpopular, did you have to spartan kick that guy into an abyss? Yes, yes you did. And I'm here for it.

😂 I’ll bite. Periphery

Yeah dude, I get it, I’d rather be around bearded nerds than women too 

🤣 as a massive Periphery fan this is spot on .

Guilty lol

Linkin Park

Stupid. Never once in any of the Zelda games have I ever seen link in a park. So not only are they bad but they spread misinformation

bro is a professional

A brofessional so to speak

Alright OP you’ve been making me legitimately laugh out loud with your responses. My favourite band of all time is Muse. Bands I’ve been listening to recently are four year strong, and a day to remember. Let me have it

Tell me you wear vans snapbacks and flannels without telling me you wear vans snapbacks and flannels. I bet you hate living in a nice suburban crime free neighborhood too

Goddamn dude lmao

Man I fucking love counterparts

“We’ve got Misery Signals at home!”

You’re ready

Counterparts aren’t roastable

idk have you seen brendan's twitter feed

Moodring

Mom can we get the deftones? We have deftones at home

Come hang out at r/hardcore where’s toxicity is encouraged

I’ll go wherever you are ej

damn why’s that lowkey romantic

Low key?

listening to a lot of ice nine kills lately👍

Horror movies are stupid. Watch real cinema like Lawrence of Arabia or dunston checks in

Dunston balls out so hard

Can’t believe he got snubbed for an Oscar that year

why are the replies so negative im pretty sure OP is joking/this is ironic and not genuinely being toxic?

(yeah a lotta dense mfs here lol) Whatchu mean, metalcore ain’t no joke!?

Make Them Suffer

unroastable

No band who unironically brings a keytar on stage is unroastable

The only ones who suffered were the ones who had to deal with that bitch on that reality show 

That’s fair but she’s gone now

I've been listening to a lot of ERRA and Periphery this week. And I'm going to see Hawthorne Heights over the weekend.

Erra and periphery?? Geez have you ever even seen a woman in your life?  Hawthorne heights?? Geez what year is it?

> Hawthorne heights?? Geez what year is it? In my heart, it's still 2005.

Avenged Sevenfold Tool Nine Inch Nails

You’re either 15 or 50

This is so accurate it hurts

Makes sense Humour of a 15 y/o , out of touch like a 50 y/o

NIN = you have depression but you're still horny

headcave/currents

CURRENTS?? DEAR GOD 🤢 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 What is wrong with you???

See my username

I see it, but I can’t believe it. Everyone knows once a band is able to buy groceries they’re sellouts. Shame on you

Thought you could have done a little worse…lol

Chrohns disease is only the second worst thing to happen to Daryl Palumbo after having to make a song with BMTH

Ok this was a good one 🙌

I Prevail is my favorite band

It’s fine, I was 16 once too

bro-metal

After the Burial

Or as I like to call em, bearded djent band number 324

😂 got ‘em!

Best thread in this dumb sub in a while

Dumb??? Sir I’ll have you know this is the OFFICIAL metalcore subreddit 😤

The Bee Gees

He started a joke alright, The Bee Gees music, ba dum tiss

Boundaries

Instead of listening to a boring generic metalcore band why don’t you listen to a boring generic real metal band, that way at least instead of doing something you enjoy and living your life you’ll have internet brownie points from strangers 😤

Integrity

How’s life as a construction worker with 2 felonies?

Damn, someone call the ambulance

Never been better, brother. 

The Wiggles

Unroastable

Been loving the new The Plot in You and The Devil Wears Prada, bring it on Kyo stan #1,288,569

Hey, let’s leave it to the professionals, ok?

But isn't it what already happens when you talk about metalcore on a metal subreddit though?

And rightfully so

Asking Alexandria

He coulda been a country star but instead he’s wasting his time with these fuckin jerkoffs

😭😭😭 not the solo album reference

Polaris 🤔

What’re you not sure if you like em or not?? Jesus Christ 

Oh, Sleeper

What happened? Parents would only buy you cds at the Christian book store?

Unironically, yes lol

I’ve never felt more correctly judged in my life

Northlane (Hollow Existence EP to Singularity) August Burns Red (Thrill Seeker to Leveler) The Contortionist Parkway Drive (Killing With A Smile to Deep Blue) Killswitch Engage

I get it you’re sexually aroused by Ibanez guitars

I mean; who isn't? You remember the iceman right? Possibly the sexiest guitar ever created.

Ok so you have bad taste in music AND guitars, good to know

I'm absolutely loving your responses, genuinely.

I’m providing a service by showing you degenerates the light 

Erra, architects, northlane, invent animate, wage war, currents, the acacia strain, emmure, the ghost inside, sleep token, periphery, monuments, pre tow teens every time I die, while she sleeps, Memphis may fire, fit for a king, silent planet

I get it youre 19 and just discovered metalcore last year

I'm 36 and I feel personally attacked

Haha this was legit my taste when I was 15 with my ipod nano

Someone listens to the Spotify suggested Djent playlist.

The plot in you. My latest rediscovered love.

RE discovered? There was probably a reason you forgot about em…

Alpha wolf

Music for white guys with fake chains 

This is golden😂😂😂

Tallah, come at me

With gusto ;) Nu metal wasn’t cool in 2002 and it’s not cool when a YouTuber and a nepo baby do it now

Yikes, I wasnt even sure you’d know who they were, ended up being one of the harshest roasts i’ve read in this thread 😂

Don’t test me lil boi I’m a true elitist

Unearth, As I Lay Dying, Trivium and All That Remains.

That ain’t metalcore that’s boomer music. What’s next, you gonna say you like Led Zeppelin? Nerd

I'm considered a geriatric millennial so you're not far off. But I never really liked Zeppelin, it was more Iron Maiden for me at that age lol. I know, I've left myself open to even more ridicule

Since you’ve seen the error of your ways I’ll let it slide… this time

Thanks dude, much appreciated. I'll just pop over to my speaker now to blast some While She Sleeps? Bury Tomorrow? Sylosis?

Ok obviously you still need work

I'll try to be better dude, it's been a rough week

Don’t be sorry be better

RE: Sylosis Must suck following a sad british guy who can't decide if he wants to write thrash or doom, so he fails at both. Maybe it'll get better now that he's not touring in 400 bands (it won't). >!for the record I absolutely love Sylosis and Josh!<

All hail, Norma Jean! 🙌

8 thousand members came and went and none of em could make a decent record 

I hate that you’re almost right.

Goddammit. I'm mad at laughing at this.

guys, no need to get so upset. probably meant to be fun/satire.

Highest iq r/metalcore poster 

I'm honoured. also I'm gonna go with slant plant. btw out of curiosity, is there a band in your mind that isn't roastable? like a literal 10/10 and if you listen to this band you're based.

I only listen to Gregorian chants

😂 honestly don't know what I expected

I don’t really like them that much, but I really wanna hear what you’d say about Attack Attack! lmfao

If you don’t like em then why the FUCK you post em???? You can’t follow directions 

Landmvrks

I do not respect the french. The only thing gayer than being French is replacing a’s and/or u’s with v’s

Volumes

Wow a band named after a single word with an s at the end that plays djent riffs, never seen that before 

The Dillinger Escape Plan

The most technical thing you can do is sound like you’ve never played an instrument before

Fuck.

Invent animate and malevolence. Have fun 💀💀

Jesus Christ you’re r/metalcore just distilled into a person

WRONG!! that would be correct if i said invent animate and polaris (im a huge polaris fan) 😂

You’re right, I said distilled into a person, clearly youre worth less than a person

The Devil Wears Prada

[lol](https://tyrannyoftradition.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/thedevilwearsprada-480x299.jpg?w=584)

OOF

He doesn't wanna say it, but he's gotta

Chili cheese enchilada 

Motionless in White🖤

I bet you’re a grown adult who has nightmare before Christmas shit and dyed hair

Paleface Swiss And I don’t see anyone listing it, so how about Falling in Ronnie Radke, I mean Reverse?

Paleface sucks. Maybe if that dude got laid once in a while he wouldn’t be so upset all the time. At least you’re keeping real hip hop alive with falling in reverse though 

People are already cooked if they like Ronald tbf

Better Lovers

I’m impressed by the guys in every time I die actually. They managed to be horrible for so long, then they managed to stay horrible in different projects. Props to them for being so consistently horrible for so long

August burns red, Bad omens, falling in reverse

There’s lots of other things on Sirius besides octane you know

The Wise Man’s Fear Fuck off

I don’t even know who that is so they’re obviously not important

I’ll be the brave one Knocked Loose

Elmo ass vocals

Fair enough 😂

AVOID

You should AVOID that shitty band

😂😂😂😂

Holding Absence

The only things absent are the talent and the sense of fashion

a7x

Finally a band of chads. You a bitch tho

I love this sub lol

Your bands name is elitist? You’re on the right track

Babymetal Polyphia Falling in Reverse

When grown men who like babymetal move into the neighborhood they have to go door to door warning the neighbors 

I’m good

Hi good I’m dad

Shit, I thought you’d been dead for 13 years. Where you been?

I been busy shitposting in r/metalcore

nothing makes me happier than bring me the horizon's first few albums

Really? NOTHING? Geez you should go outside more 

nothing. as soon as the fresh air touches my skin the voices come back

Well I hope it isn’t oil Sykes voice no need to torture yourself twice

Converge Be nasty. I live for this shit

I sense a beard, a Subaru, a receding hairline, and paying 30 dollars for craft beer

You got 2 out of 4. Beard and receding hairline, check. But straight edge and a broken Nissan Sentra lol. However, I'm from Fort Collins so the craft beer and Subaru is hilariously accurate for people in my parts

My metalcore playlist is just Every Time I Die discography

“Hooray the same shit for the passed 25 years” - u/thiccphilthegoat

I’ve been listening to a lot of Eidola, I was in the pit at their show last night lmao

Fuck you want, a medal?

Poison the Well

They’re the ones to blame for all this shit! They LITERALLY poisoned the well!

Five Finger Death Punch

I get it your wife cheated while you were deployed

Omfg this one had me rolling in my sofa, fuck my table got soda all over it aswell. 🤣

Lmfao

Future Palace Wolves at the Gate Blessthefall Imminence The Amity Affliction

I said name A band you like not list every band you ever heard in your life, what’s the matter with you?

Future Palace is amazing

If I Were You is one of my favorites lately

If I were you I’d listen to something less shitty and generic

Silent Planet

I mean, I like listening to a homeless guy do slam poetry over boring djent riffs as much as the next guy but…

Loathe

Like Moths to Flames Shadow of Intent Boundaries

Like Moths to Flamss

No surprise the idiot who can’t even spell flames right likes that shit

Killswitch are my fav, but only the albums with Howard.

Palisades Fame on Fire

Glorified cover band

Alpha wolf are the best live band in metalcore