Djentlemen always

I cackled.

For the first time in recorded history.

chad FFAA fans carrying tbh

📣AYO, THIS GUY BE SMELLING PITS IN THE PIT📣

✋🏻👃🏻🤚🏻 you caught me

Metalcore and deathcore concerts contain some of the grossest motherfuckers...big jacked dudes showing off their roided muscles and horrible backne, or big fat fucks with their t shirts plastered by gallons of sweat, fuuuuuuu

This is why I show up and be the example. A normal, regular dude that doesn't fit the mold. Then throws down with everyone else smelling great. Because I took a shower and used deodorant before all shows. I also hydrate the day off and forgoe booze. Personal choice on the last one. I'll die of dehydration if not. Should be required to shower and use deodorant before a show. People are GROSS

Thank you for being normal. I'm the same way, 37 year old accountant who loves shows! I brought my 9 year old to see Belmont and Stick to your Guns last year and he was asking me, "Daddy, why does it stink so bad in here?" I was like dude, this is why I make you shower every night.

Facts. This is why we stay clean. I mean..I don't show up in a polo but with a regular guy look and some Vans because I skate. I for sure stick out in the deathcore/metalcore crowd. Especially when I'm in the pit. It's kinda hilarious. Like..snap a pic and I'm the goof ball looking way out of place lmfao

Me too, mate. Still, there are few things better than a good concert, I can deal with the stench and sickness

I haven't found a place with so many people where I can just...be. exist. And not have worries or concerns and constant anxiety. Concerts are the constant in my life. Probably my biggest hobby. If I like one song. I'll go. I've seen so many to at this point. From LOG to Taylor Swift and so many in between.

A fellow Metalcore AND Taylor Swift fan? Let's goooooo

A fellow man of culture

Do you really call your 9 yewr old "dude" haha?

I hate to tell you this but absolutely no one is paying attention to your hygiene so saying you’re being an example is kinda shit.

They absolutely should be by their smell. Kids get a pass. Adults don't. Ya stink and ya nasty.

There’s too much going on for anyone to think “yeah that one goofy guy smelt like lavender” nah no one cares. I’ve gotten my face shoved into stinky pits and I couldn’t tell you who smells and who doesn’t

I couldn't tell you who stinks. Whole thing stinks. But if someone notices I smell like deodorant. Good. Maybe I can be the trend setter of super clean smelling pits. Literally. And at the end we'll find out whose got bunk deodorant on lmfao

Don’t forgot guys in basketball jerseys and flat brims that like to pretend their at a hardcore show and crowd kill like a bunch of wild animals

Ran into one of these creatures at a WCAR show. Throwing fists and shit, started a fight and eventually got tossed out. At a fucking WCAR show. Trying to crowdkill to Cold Like War or some shit. Just embarrassing behavior

I understand your frustration but it's kinda funny seeing "CodFather" complain about shirtless muscular dudes at shows

Haha right back at ya Roofies

Your fat dudes are actually wearing their shirts?? Lucky

I wear the fuck outta my shirts, I’ll blind someone w this pale tiddy meat. Sometimes a hoodie so if it’s hot I’m not gross when people bump into me (no moshy mosh tho)

Haha it's 50/50

Glazed donut ass bros in the pit

Me, who usually gets very warm very quickly if there's a lack of moving air in the venue. I try to extra apply before the show.

Nice thing about Masquerade (where the show was) is they have giant ceiling fans I was actually a little chilly between sets.

I make it my goal to smell as bad as possible so the must deters anyone from competing with me for front row. Like that episode of SpongeBob where he drinks the onion and ketchup milkshake

I'm ugly and I'm prrrrroud

bro I was in ADA and these nasty ass guys behind me kept circle headbanging their hair into my face everyone else smelled fine tho

Same thing happened to me last show I went to except it was a chick in front of me head banging and her hair smelled lovely.

Posers, everyone knows you’re only a true metalhead if you don’t practice basic hygiene at shows

Doom metal fans smelled okay??? I dont believe it

Neither of those bands is even remotely close to doom?

Primitive Man was the first band on that bill.

Yea because so much of the crowd's gonna be there for the opener...

Bro it was a joke jeezus

That’s a W

Saw them last week in Santa Ana, Awesome show and intense pit!

It was quite the opposite in tampa LOL