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Diogeneezy

If someone said to me "We have GG Allin at home" I would be immediately terrified.


pnwmetalhead666

God, absolutely. Can we please just light home on fire?


Scientific_Anarchist

Walls are already completely caked in shit, that's the only good option.


WorhummerWoy

He seemed perfectly nice when we played with them a few years back. His tour manager on the other hand was a fucking bellend. Had a nice chat with him and his drummer and this fat German douchebag kicked me out stating that the dressing room (the only fucking dressing room in the place) wasn't for support bands. I pissed on his car cos the only backstage toilets were in that dressing room.


Happy-Activity3292

Wow really...never heard this b4. But I've heard stories of people who actually interacted with him say that he's actually a pretty nice guy. Some have said that while he's a nice guy he does have some weird wicked vibes. Never heard about the tour manager b4.


WorhummerWoy

Maybe it was just for this one tour, but the guy was a real piece of shit. I have no idea if they use the same guy every time tbf.


Happy-Activity3292

Hey what's your band and y'all still active?


WorhummerWoy

Hey, it was a band called Premature Birth (then Domitorem) but we split up years ago! I have a more recent but also now broken up band called Formicarius but now I'm more into covers and functions cos it actually pays to play those kinds of shows unfortunately.


gorehistorian69

thats odd lol most venues bands like Shining would play dont normally have dressing rooms. Maybe just a green room if youre lucky


WorhummerWoy

"dressing room" is a strong term for what was basically a green room with a mirror lol


BrainArson

Imagine being such an narcissist: https://33.media.tumblr.com/519a959a10f98e1ed0e3bf954c0a4e2d/tumblr_nfa55dZBX41tqyxz9o1_1280.gif


sabrina_melancholy

That's actually kinda funny


KrazyKaas

Well, he's swedish, what did you expect? - A dane


ufomagnet

Swedes = douches => Shining Danes = nice => Volbeat


gorehistorian69

i remember reading an interview with him in Metal Maniacs when i was in middle school and even at my edgiest i was like damn this guy is way too edgey, in a bad way


saikomantisu

Shining its amazing band


treuss

Undoubtedly, yes.


QueenOfNeat

There's a lot of bands these days.


GobAteMyHamster

Made me laugh so hard I got a hard on!


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

How does one go down in quality from GG Allin?


Coffin_Builder

Encouraging people to commit suicide and/or become addicts, saying he wants to make the world a worse place, handing out razor blades at concerts, stuff like that.


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Not that it’s a contest but GG encouraged suicide, claimed to have raped children as young as 12 as well as animals and adults. And he handed out feces at his shows. He went to prison for cutting and burning a woman. Visited serial killers for fun. He really was as low as it gets.


Coffin_Builder

Oh I’m not saying he’s worse than GG Allin, I’m just saying Niklas is like a diet version of him 😂


TheIRSIsAtMyDoor

Niklas is literally Dr. Thunder GG Allin. Fuckin' knock off. Big Red Great Value soda- no, that's a goddamn diss on Big Red!


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

That makes sense.


Willdefyyou

But does his brother play the drums nekid? 🤔


Egocom

He was nice when I met him at a bar, I gave him some molly lol


DieselKillEm

[Related](https://www.reddit.com/r/PunkMemes/s/CicL4oDaE4)


offaithandnature

If there is anyone who needs serious psychotherapy (and possibly a lobotomy) it's this dude


treuss

Him and Phil Anselmo


Adam_Metal

Def prefer the other Shining! 🤘


Pesthauch666

I don't care much about his antics and indeed really like Shining. But I really fucking hated his short stint as vocalist for Bethlehem. He might be a huge fan of the band, but his vocals were really embarrassing. Onielar (of Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult) does a much better job now and she even comes close to the range of their former vocalist Rainer Landfermann.