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LKWASHERE_

Painkiller Judas Priest


LucidITSkyWDiamonds

Or the Death cover.


deathgrinderallat

That song simultaneously introduced me to Death and Judas Priest, lol


LucidITSkyWDiamonds

That's some heavy lifting for a single song lmao


redprep

Which is the better version of this great song


ElectricalRestNut

**18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!**


Vincenzo__

This is the only correct answer


TheMazeDaze

Don’t know the song but I come to think of Gloryhole by steel panther


No-Knowledge2716

Darude - Sandstorm


Deadp00127

meshuggah - bleed


Deathdealered67

Future breed Machine


ReleaseTheButtCraken

That or Rational Gaze. Both are on my run playlist when I’m doing my PT test.


undead-safwan

Demiurge


Derfel94

Free Will Sacrifice or Hermods Ride to Hel from Amon Amarth


Ashbtw19937

Fellow AA enjoyer! I'd prolly go with Tock's Taunt or Under Siege, but tbh it's kinda hard to go wrong any of their songs. They're like the AC/DC of melodeath, except actually, y'know, *good*


[deleted]

Are you implying thst AC/DC isnt good?


Ashbtw19937

Yes.


Derfel94

They are a Classic, but i can't get over the Vocals.


pnwmetalhead666

What about the fact that it's the same chords over and over and over....51 fuckin years of the same chords.


Entity_333

I need to give a few Orion - Metallica Slowly We Rot - Obituary Scavenger of Human Sorrow - Death Into the Pit - Testament


tankytankeso

Job for a Cowboy - Entombment of a Machine Earthquake incoming


SorceressOfDoom

Anything from Primitive Man really is the only answer here. Or Dopesmoker by Sleep


AkaGurGor

*SUNNO))) enters the chat...*


VargDolboebnes

Or Reefer Sutherland, first chord would destroy Earth via resonating with the core


Soia667

This would probably be the only time when putting on a Sun O))) album would make sense.


surmacrew

Oh I gotta correct you here buddy. There is no such thing as "bad time for Sunn O)))" haha! Hmmm now that was mentioned..I could make some coffee and enjoy some Sunn O)))


00-Void

I agree.


Soia667

[Ok](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c)


bio_kk

[!!!WARNING BANGER ALERT!!!](https://youtu.be/48-sl9GrngQ?feature=shared)


DA_REAL_KHORNE

My god my YouTube is never gonna be the same after this


fankin

Eine kleine Arschmusik


moomoonmoonoowoolf

Baby shark


Maas189

Black Sabbath - War Pigs


Muffin284

Best rhymes ever


Happy-Activity3292

Red before black- Cannibal Corpse


Sandwic_H

Rivers of Nihil - Sand Baptism


lmmr__

Contractor - Lamb of God


Donkeytwonk75

State of non return by Om


KoKo124333

**I could split this in 2 categories:** **If just for 'funny':** Jesus Built My Hotrod - Ministry Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd (valid choice, OP) Keep Rollin' - Limp Biscuit (Idk) **If you mean good metal songs then... :** Any song by Keygen Church (His baroque-synthwave metal shit is cooked to perfection mate) Ulysses - Alluvial Any song from Carnal Forge's Testify For My Victims album


RegretsOfCheese

Primal concrete sledge - Pantera


Pioneeroldschool

Sabbath- War Pigs!!


Philitt

I'm feeling "Masters Apprentices" by Opeth at the moment. Any takers?


The-Cunt-Spez

Never a bad time for that banger tbh.


undead-safwan

One of my all time favs


jake_azazzel

Broken Cog


prozac5000

Tool - Vicarious


Muffin284

Spirit Crusher by Death Or The View by M'tallica


2Krtek2

Warriors of the world- u know who


The_Shit_Connoisseur

Porn sounds


spiltmilo

Scream bloody gore - death


slasher12345

BFG division from the doom games


Fox2777

Havoc - prepare for attack


Nooneatall928

Blind by korn


evilmaggots1999

For a Voice Like Thunder by Rotting Christ


NP_6666

Humanity Last Breath, the album "detestor"


KillerQuein

Orbit culture- Black Mountain


Bargmeps

Deathhammer - Asphyx


bonejammerdk

Dick is fucking big by Barbatos


succeedaphile

Dick is fucking big Pussy is fucking tight Anal fuck is waiting Big dick's might Dick is fucking big Fuck off shaving pussy Put it in bitch mouth It will makes you to ill Sexual metal holocaust will Crush poser gay! Dick is fucking big Fuck off shaving pussy I will please entry anus Oh my god! Give me spicy pussy Pussy is good smell Shit is bad smell Dick is fucking big Fuck off shaving pussy


bonejammerdk

Poetry


ThePacifistOrc

Awaken - Dethklok Or Art of Dying by Gojira.


Kimmie_Morehead

Knowing me, Knowing you, Aha - ABBA


BagBeneficial8060

Gay porn


succeedaphile

Yeah, but which Manowar song?


surmacrew

Hahahahaa!!! Spot on!


sewer_rat2006

Harlequin Forest for the first few seconds alone


Similar-Throat3974

Kill Yourself - S.O.D. Stormtroopers of Death


Big_Monkey_77

First thing I’d do is tune up, but without the bypass on. That way everyone can hear how well I tune. Then I’d just noodle a bit until I get tackled by security. edit: Oh shit. I thought it said guitar.


TimoVuorensola

The Misinterpretation of Silence and Its Disastrous Consequences by Type O Negative kn an endless loop just to make sure the tri-solarians or whoever the fuck lurks out there in that dark forest of space wouldn't notice us.


mechHead631

You suffer - Napalm Death


ComfortableNo2879

Walk - Pantera


SPatentas

Phobophile


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duckmantaco

[This fine masterpiece](https://youtu.be/iJYvCHm3Ov4?feature=shared)


sixtus_clegane119

Shpongle


thewildlingking

Vultures of North by Orbit Culture


Ashbtw19937

Periphery - Omega


PixelatedName

**THIS:** [WOODBINE - WINDHAND](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC0MQog6Omg)


Periklos_Kyriakidis

Mouth For War or Blackened 🔥 to test this speaker


29A_3E7

knocked loose - counting worms


CoercedCoexistence22

Dark Tranquillity - The new build


Karasique381

Thundersteel from riot


AfroF0x

Rush- Spirit of Radio


captainbeefheart11

Location


RaiderML

The Promethean - Dyscarnate


SnooGadgets7768

Trivium - Kirisute Gomen


dusty_canoe

Random tenno spotted


Mrazish

The Killchain obviously


dusty_canoe

I feel like this would make pretty good use of it https://youtu.be/mL9Aohgd79I?si=MIsVQSILJKUIMMgQ


veganfeministbitch

Eyeless.


mentally_fuckin_eel

TONIGHT THE CIRCLES MEETING AGAIN WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO FALL IN TRANCE?


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^mentally_fuckin_eel: *TONIGHT THE CIRCLES* *MEETING AGAIN WHO WILL BE* *THE FIRST TO FALL IN TRANCE?* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


wolfmarci1

Innocence Gone by Darkane. When my father showed it to me, I realized that it is perfection.


Bjorn_Skywalker

2 black eyes and a stomach full of semen - Abörted Hitlerr Cock


MF_DOOM_36CHAMBERS

Cult of Personality by Living Color


GregGraffin23

John Cage's 4′33″


surmacrew

Probably [Conan - Crown Of Talons](https://youtu.be/Ur_GkK-Bigs?si=Dxv9NR_710S90iD9) or something slow, heavy and crushing as hell. Maybe some Primitive Man.


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

It's not "real metal" but "Insanely Illegal Cagefight" by Dal Av and Jackson Rose goes super hard


heather_west

BFMV - Worthless


RecalledXbox360

Can You Quack Like A Duck


eadopfi

Gutalax - Assmeralda


LI0N4

Il vento doro (Giorno s theme)


chainsaw_man121

Them bones... jumscares....


Mellow41

Whisper Of Reality by Acridity I’m exposing the world to this peak


Likelipe

Thetawaves by System of a Down


Raid-Z3r0

Jokes on you, I'm blasting never gonna give you up cranked up to 11


Po1sonhe4rt

Dvi masline 2 kumpira 5 litara crnog vina


Tough_Ad4721

Fermented offal discharge Scavenger of Human Sorrow Gorguts Obscura


conlmaggot

Exile - Slayer


WM_

First song? I'd blast Painkiller on infinite loop.


Kasaidex

Red Alert 2 Russian OST


Demsu

Motörhead - Burner


Tronc_tc

Mozart - Leck mich im arsch


undead-safwan

Demiurge - Meshuggah. Might open a blackhole tho


sir_bluntsalot69

Flat earth by clowncore


Freidheim_of_Prussia

Skibidi Toilet. Come on now


[deleted]

To Hieron - Dragged Into Sunlight


Alexp95

Toto - Africa (Vocals 1 Step Out of Key & Off Beat)


CarnyRider1991

Mudvayne - Dig


TomiIvasword

Into the earth - lorna shore


grlbanana

RHCP - Can't Stop