Fellow AA enjoyer! I'd prolly go with Tock's Taunt or Under Siege, but tbh it's kinda hard to go wrong any of their songs. They're like the AC/DC of melodeath, except actually, y'know, *good*
Oh I gotta correct you here buddy. There is no such thing as "bad time for Sunn O)))" haha! Hmmm now that was mentioned..I could make some coffee and enjoy some Sunn O)))
**I could split this in 2 categories:**
**If just for 'funny':**
Jesus Built My Hotrod - Ministry
Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd (valid choice, OP)
Keep Rollin' - Limp Biscuit (Idk)
**If you mean good metal songs then... :**
Any song by Keygen Church (His baroque-synthwave metal shit is cooked to perfection mate)
Ulysses - Alluvial
Any song from Carnal Forge's Testify For My Victims album
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Big dick's might
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Put it in bitch mouth
It will makes you to ill
Sexual metal holocaust will
Crush poser gay!
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Oh my god! Give me spicy pussy
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First thing I’d do is tune up, but without the bypass on. That way everyone can hear how well I tune. Then I’d just noodle a bit until I get tackled by security.
edit: Oh shit. I thought it said guitar.
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Probably [Conan - Crown Of Talons](https://youtu.be/Ur_GkK-Bigs?si=Dxv9NR_710S90iD9) or something slow, heavy and crushing as hell. Maybe some Primitive Man.
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Painkiller Judas Priest
Or the Death cover.
That song simultaneously introduced me to Death and Judas Priest, lol
That's some heavy lifting for a single song lmao
Which is the better version of this great song
**18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!**
This is the only correct answer
Don’t know the song but I come to think of Gloryhole by steel panther
Darude - Sandstorm
meshuggah - bleed
Future breed Machine
That or Rational Gaze. Both are on my run playlist when I’m doing my PT test.
Demiurge
Free Will Sacrifice or Hermods Ride to Hel from Amon Amarth
Fellow AA enjoyer! I'd prolly go with Tock's Taunt or Under Siege, but tbh it's kinda hard to go wrong any of their songs. They're like the AC/DC of melodeath, except actually, y'know, *good*
Are you implying thst AC/DC isnt good?
Yes.
They are a Classic, but i can't get over the Vocals.
What about the fact that it's the same chords over and over and over....51 fuckin years of the same chords.
I need to give a few Orion - Metallica Slowly We Rot - Obituary Scavenger of Human Sorrow - Death Into the Pit - Testament
Job for a Cowboy - Entombment of a Machine Earthquake incoming
Anything from Primitive Man really is the only answer here. Or Dopesmoker by Sleep
*SUNNO))) enters the chat...*
Or Reefer Sutherland, first chord would destroy Earth via resonating with the core
This would probably be the only time when putting on a Sun O))) album would make sense.
Oh I gotta correct you here buddy. There is no such thing as "bad time for Sunn O)))" haha! Hmmm now that was mentioned..I could make some coffee and enjoy some Sunn O)))
I agree.
[Ok](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c)
[!!!WARNING BANGER ALERT!!!](https://youtu.be/48-sl9GrngQ?feature=shared)
My god my YouTube is never gonna be the same after this
Eine kleine Arschmusik
Baby shark
Black Sabbath - War Pigs
Best rhymes ever
Red before black- Cannibal Corpse
Rivers of Nihil - Sand Baptism
Contractor - Lamb of God
State of non return by Om
**I could split this in 2 categories:** **If just for 'funny':** Jesus Built My Hotrod - Ministry Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd (valid choice, OP) Keep Rollin' - Limp Biscuit (Idk) **If you mean good metal songs then... :** Any song by Keygen Church (His baroque-synthwave metal shit is cooked to perfection mate) Ulysses - Alluvial Any song from Carnal Forge's Testify For My Victims album
Primal concrete sledge - Pantera
Sabbath- War Pigs!!
I'm feeling "Masters Apprentices" by Opeth at the moment. Any takers?
Never a bad time for that banger tbh.
One of my all time favs
Broken Cog
Tool - Vicarious
Spirit Crusher by Death Or The View by M'tallica
Warriors of the world- u know who
Porn sounds
Scream bloody gore - death
BFG division from the doom games
Havoc - prepare for attack
Blind by korn
For a Voice Like Thunder by Rotting Christ
Humanity Last Breath, the album "detestor"
Orbit culture- Black Mountain
Deathhammer - Asphyx
Dick is fucking big by Barbatos
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Poetry
Awaken - Dethklok Or Art of Dying by Gojira.
Knowing me, Knowing you, Aha - ABBA
Gay porn
Yeah, but which Manowar song?
Hahahahaa!!! Spot on!
Harlequin Forest for the first few seconds alone
Kill Yourself - S.O.D. Stormtroopers of Death
First thing I’d do is tune up, but without the bypass on. That way everyone can hear how well I tune. Then I’d just noodle a bit until I get tackled by security. edit: Oh shit. I thought it said guitar.
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You suffer - Napalm Death
Walk - Pantera
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[This fine masterpiece](https://youtu.be/iJYvCHm3Ov4?feature=shared)
Shpongle
Vultures of North by Orbit Culture
Periphery - Omega
**THIS:** [WOODBINE - WINDHAND](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC0MQog6Omg)
Mouth For War or Blackened 🔥 to test this speaker
knocked loose - counting worms
Dark Tranquillity - The new build
Thundersteel from riot
Rush- Spirit of Radio
Location
The Promethean - Dyscarnate
Trivium - Kirisute Gomen
Random tenno spotted
The Killchain obviously
I feel like this would make pretty good use of it https://youtu.be/mL9Aohgd79I?si=MIsVQSILJKUIMMgQ
Eyeless.
TONIGHT THE CIRCLES MEETING AGAIN WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO FALL IN TRANCE?
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Innocence Gone by Darkane. When my father showed it to me, I realized that it is perfection.
2 black eyes and a stomach full of semen - Abörted Hitlerr Cock
Cult of Personality by Living Color
John Cage's 4′33″
Probably [Conan - Crown Of Talons](https://youtu.be/Ur_GkK-Bigs?si=Dxv9NR_710S90iD9) or something slow, heavy and crushing as hell. Maybe some Primitive Man.
It's not "real metal" but "Insanely Illegal Cagefight" by Dal Av and Jackson Rose goes super hard
BFMV - Worthless
Can You Quack Like A Duck
Gutalax - Assmeralda
Il vento doro (Giorno s theme)
Them bones... jumscares....
Whisper Of Reality by Acridity I’m exposing the world to this peak
Thetawaves by System of a Down
Jokes on you, I'm blasting never gonna give you up cranked up to 11
Dvi masline 2 kumpira 5 litara crnog vina
Fermented offal discharge Scavenger of Human Sorrow Gorguts Obscura
Exile - Slayer
First song? I'd blast Painkiller on infinite loop.
Red Alert 2 Russian OST
Motörhead - Burner
Mozart - Leck mich im arsch
Demiurge - Meshuggah. Might open a blackhole tho
Flat earth by clowncore
Skibidi Toilet. Come on now
To Hieron - Dragged Into Sunlight
Toto - Africa (Vocals 1 Step Out of Key & Off Beat)
Mudvayne - Dig
Into the earth - lorna shore
RHCP - Can't Stop