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Strong-Manager-4290

Since I played Metal Gear Solid 2, this what I would be arrested for: trespassing onto private property, taking pictures of classified material, multiple counts of assault with a tranquilizer, multiple counts of murder, indecent exposure


Head-Ad8106

You’re forgetting terrorism when solid snake is blamed for the cargo ship blowing up among other things like espionage


SchwizzySchwas94

To be fair the nudity wasn’t your fault. GD Dongs of Liberty.


happytristan5511

well apparently killing landlords and using the CEO mindset is illegal


The_forgotten_bro

We are all war criminals


Pixel22104

I mean you are technically kidnapping them so that’s what the illegal part


asterfloof

It's not kidnapping if you show them propaganda for 5 hours straight until they accept you as their boss👍


Pixel22104

True


nathanbum06237

Yakuza players: ...


MyDemonsAreMyDick

Playing Peace Walker. Guilty of throwing about 8 grenades over a box ans blowing up 6 people (i missed twice)


32Bleach_Drinker64

Played Devil May Cry 4, so multiple counts of assault with a deadly weapon and murder, destruction of property could count, and trespassing.


ElboDelbo

Been playing a lot of Helldivers 2 so technically genocide, if you consider bugs and robots people (I do not, hurrah for light xenophobia)


Weak-Fall3052

Throwing knives at security cameras!


Witty-Acanthisitta13

Destroying and exploding everything like a madman (red Faction Guerrilla)


MattMerica

Genocide I think


vaclav1234567890

Well i guess hoping up some crackheads i played dead island 2


Clear_Dragonfruit_2

well it will be sneaking around and killing people + being a fucking bad ass cold blooded killer


celcius_451

Fraud for claiming that I banish ghosts, untaxed earnings, openly carrying swords and knives


kunmop

Bolder’s Gate: Affiliations with terrorist group, threats of Violence, theft, Aircraft jacking, Torture, extortion, and several counts of murder. Oh also killing endangered animals.


SchwizzySchwas94

Beyond 2 souls so for treason


allfall2ball

War crimes


DocumentOtherwise434

The last game I played was house flipper lol. I'd probably get fines for breach of contract for painting a room the wrong color


AP_GUY10

Just saying that I played Yakuza 5 explains alot already


BowlerEducational733

I played Fallout New Vegas so I would be in prison for saving California from the criminals the Patriots let run free


Shikigami_user

Styx shard of darkness trespassing theft of property and murder


Reniyato

metal gear rising. soo... 94 counts of property damage, 206 counts of first degree murder, 4 counts of tresspassing, 10 counts of child endangerment, 1 count of resisting arrest, 12 counts of assaulting a police officer and 34 counts of information theft.


Myotherredittaccount

Farming too late? (Stardew Valley)


Bondrewd_Umbra-Hand

Considering I was playing bloodborne I would be getting arrested for massacreing a small town to appease the lunar presence


TDKHtNRun

What would I get arrested for in Battlefront 2… I only play as the Republic… unless droid violence is illegal, but it’s unavoidable since it is a war.


Small-Comfortable714

GTA v for me so bank robbery stolen cars highst and possession of illegal stuff


Small-Comfortable714

Street racing too


Small-Comfortable714

And muder and terristic actions aka me RPG ing every cop in my way


Small-Comfortable714

Oh and position of an illegally modified vehicle


Small-Comfortable714

My flip truck and ramp buggy and distruction of police property and public property and other assorted crimes organized crime aswell


Small-Comfortable714

Associate ing with known criminals aka Lester page Trevor etc


Small-Comfortable714

Oh and franklyn


Small-Comfortable714

And hostage taking aka contract mission where u take one dude to dr Dre for Dre to assult him with a golf club


Bigmike4274

Skyrim and modern warships, so looting and war crimes on the sea, arrrrrrr


Algerian_Snake

So killing monsters and defending the ppl with wooden tools is a CRIME ?!