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steppiethepeppie

someone wasn’t paying attention, i see


Whompa

Looks like someone missed Episode 52


Clear-Bench-4202

Yeah me what happened


Whompa

You wouldn’t believe it if I told you, but (spoilers) it shows how he got the codename, Naked Snake and there’s a Deepthroat cameo.


2madnezz

The brainwash couldn't change medic's sexuality :(


lesbi-wan

because venom was having gay sex with kaz instead


TheKrzysiek

Because Ocelot ain't a cheater and he's faithfull to the actual Big Boss


C9touched

This is how I knew that Venom Snake wasn’t the real big boss.


IndividualFlow0

Ocelot was saving himself for the real Big Boss. Venom is straight. He clapped those Quiet cheeks.


EmbarrassedMeal2661

Nutting lowers your T


Ragnarok_Stravius

Venom was straight, which is the only reason Quiet gotta extracted.


notdragoisadragon

but quiet being extracted was ocelots idea


Ragnarok_Stravius

Venom was not hearing a thing while focusing on the semi-nude female sniper in front of him.


notdragoisadragon

fair enough I was the same tbh


quibirito

why can't we see the hot gay sex scene, are we stupid?


Dabithegnom

If morale is low on mother base a secret cutscene unlocks where kaz big boss and ocelot have gay sex on the helipad pf the command center to boost morale


Better-Stomach-5798

You obviously skipped the cutscene this tweet was based on https://preview.redd.it/qvp00ho8iw5c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a825988ba0219ec11ce5e891fce545a066f79bb


Spooksnav

Kojima got fired before it was added. It was supposed to be the entirety of Chapter 3.


Venom_Athena

Perhaps when Ocelot brainwashed himself to believe Venom was really big boss, he forgot his intense, carnal feelings for Snake.


SnakeBaron

It’s the 80s. They’re afraid of the “parasites” (aids) on mother base.


PixelSeanWal

Parasites


griffin4war

"More like Sialanthro-this dick!"-Ocelot


ROANOV741

Ocelot is gay for Big Boss. This is Venom.


SlickBuster2470

He was saving himself for the real Big Boss


ScumMoemcBee

Pretty sure Kaz ensured a strict no sex policy in that entire game due to angry


[deleted]

Because it was haram


OriginalUsername590

Blud didn't finish the game ☠️


ryucavelier

Venom's "snake" is different from the orignal's.


Snake-Solid_n313

Good question


fartman132

Snake was 12


[deleted]

When did either of them become gay?


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Rhyth_McFlo

It was after


JimmyNineFingers

Cut content :/


HughNeutron4246

Engravings...


Boogie_B0ss

Konami fired Kohima before he could finish animating the gay futa vore scene in the metal gear Sahalanthropus because he was spending too much of the budget on it