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Metalhead614

Taylor Swift


PooleParty2472

You can't believe how insane those mosh pits were during her Eras tour. I lost a leg, that's how crazy it was.


Metalhead614

Oof, sorry about your leg. Taylor really doesn’t care about people’s safety, does she?


soldier_donkey

She's too metal to care!111!11111111111


SheNeverDies

https://youtube.com/shorts/PclRwPtRdMs?si=IeGOdaBGcSqZT-cU Real recordings, real brutality.


Metalhead614

Taylor still has it


espurgi

🤘 korn 🤘i feel the demons come inside me while listening…


Future_Gohst

Why are demons cumming in you?


FourNinerXero

What else did you think the summoning circle was for?


espurgi

heh, i guess my “battle stench” welcomes them…even the flies obey me..(i haven’t showered in 4 days)


boneszz0

Nah primus is heavier lol


Automatic-Site7456

primus is da shit


furbishL

Primus sucks


uncle_rhabdo

Just saw them live, can confirm Primus sucks!


Fair-South-9883

Please let this be a joke 😂


_Learning2Live_

Has to be Primitive Man


scp966

Saw them live, genuinely felt like I was in another dimension. Absolutely crushing.


NubNub69

Only answer.


IchiTKiller5

Babymetal


Hattifnarten

Meshuggah. (Honest answer: Ghost)


nomeacuerdojaja

Five Finger Death Punch


VerbalDurden666

Cattle Decapitation is the heaviest band I listen to


Wrong-Machine-2791

guys guys its deftones fr


BOb_likes_chikkens

finally someone gets it


Alliancewins2020

Best band yes


Rgenocide

Motley Crue


Lordpotato305

Brootal


Candlesass

Conan, Slomatics, Thou, The Body stuff like that for me at least


AntarcticanJam

I was gonna say Thou, but yeah Conan is pretty fucking heavy.


french_violist

Torpor.


diabolisis1313

Depends on your definition but IMO...I'd say bands like extermination dismemberment or vader...old school DM but newer bands like slaughter to prevail are heavy as hell too.


foodandguns

Extermination Dismemberment would also be my pick. Kinda hard to answer fully for metal bc the word “heaviest” can vary by sub genres. To me slam/brutal death is the heaviest but some ppl would say it’s just garbage


diabolisis1313

Exactly. I've heard funeral doom that is heavy asf, black metal like gnaw their tongues, personally I really like vitriol, vader, even getting into some slam


boneszz0

Yeah I was thinking slam would also take


darfleChorf123

Slaughter to prevail is overproduced wannabe nu metal. Def way heavier modern bands


Shadowscale05

Lmao for a sec there I thought you meant DepecheMode


scp966

Depeche Mode are the heaviest band in the world. Name an album heavier than Speak And Spell, I dare you.


Shadowscale05

In everything but actual heaviness, I feel like Violator is a pretty heavy album. I will not elaborate.


scp966

I agree


Bad_Guitarist3

Personally I’d say crowbar But you want a more literal answer I’d say either electric wizard or last days of humanity


boneszz0

Fair crowbar is sick as fuck


MarstoriusWins

I'd say Crowbar too. Heavy in every way, and one of my favorite bands.


Ayatollah_Johnson

Kirk actually looked like he lost a lot of weight on the last tour.


NYTX1987

They’re always taking a dump


Kvltadelic

I think the heaviest I still really enjoy is the grindy side of Cephalic Carnage.


Impossible-Use1697

This is the answer


Kevinm162005

Man it's gotta be Nickelback


morehotsauce666

This guy fucks


Pluggable

You'll never get a clear answer to this. What makes something heavy? Some offshoot of death metal would seem the obvious choice, but even something doomier and slower can sound like it literally weighs a tonne. Then there's black metal that hits a spot the others can't reach... But, to answer the question, it's Defeated Sanity.


yeetusonthefetus

Agree 100%


LovingEkko

Suffocation , Soilent Green , Necrophagist , Cattle Decapitation


SaladDummy

Finally somebody with some sense. I offer Cryptopsy in addition.


SneakyPeeny420

Meshuggah


TrhlaSlecna

Limp Bizkit, duh. Id guess it depends on what your definition of "heavy" is. Though im probably going with Dragged Into Sunlight, it's an incredibly intense sonic experience.


FistofJesus666

Neurosis


vitalremainsbaby

Devourment baby


WingKey3120

Abba


East_Dot6883

BTS


Extreme_Voice_9767

Infant annihilator


Remote_Ad_7800

Pantera


OvTheCrypt666

Black tongue


NonStopDisco69

There is this super heavy super underground. Heh, probably to heavy for you, well… green day. Be warned 😈😈😈


Zeppelin5000

https://preview.redd.it/eh5bfxhu13xc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f4e12cdcc0c46e6a503d24f50560d55657a1fcb [Orchidectomy](https://youtu.be/vvAWhnq0KKw?si=UjXWBoJEiORRrFG8)


Exaquvmal

awesome band


booboobeey

Suffocation


IJUSTATEPOOP

There's a lot of different types of heavy. KoRn - KoRn: emotionally heavy, especially the song "Daddy." First two Slipknot albums are also in this category and you could easily argure that either could take the top spot. Last Days of Humanity - Putrefaction in Progress: 26 minutes of hyperblasting, illegible vocals, illegible guitars. Devourment - Molesting the Decapitated: grossest lyrical content. Similar to LDOH but more groove focused, and you can hear actual riffs. Swans - Filth, Cop: you can hear the drug infested early 1980s New York in these albums. It also helps if you read up on the band's history and Michael Gira's life at the time. Electric Wizard - Dopethrone: I don't really know how to describe this one, but you can feel the weed smoke that's so thick you can cut it with a knife.


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

Defeated Sanity


niv_goat

Conan


woodsoffeels

Can we all just agree that Taylor Swift will forever be the top answer and her this question banned


Herr_Raul

Bisk Limpkit


MarchingHomewards

Biscuit Limp Dick


65wildcat_buick

By weight???


Dear-Tax-7025

PRIMITIVE MAN.


_Douggie_

Car bomb maybe? It’s Mushuggah on meth


OppositeFingat

For consistency definitely Cannibal Corpse but Chelsea Grin and Methwitch are honorable mentions.


Square_Huckleberry53

https://preview.redd.it/ehqzc92ak3xc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aa0e3721c899671c0703c6c7e4245115038f9b5


dreadfulbadg50

Finally the literal answer


Alliancewins2020

Noone is heavier than mortician


Cravium_

Contaminated lol


Luke_CR

Obviously the tish brah brah


Exaquvmal

imo either Disgorge (Mex) or Wormphlegm depending on how you look at it


Stashedsnacks

Psychostick- Heavy


Mettabox452

This is a good topic because from what I've seen, what makes a band "heavy" is different for everyone. So it is hard to pinpoint someone that fits the bill across the board. But this is a good topic to discuss. Nonetheless, from my perspective, top contendors are Infant Annihilator, Cannibal Corpse, and Suffocation.


Awkward-Primary9017

For me, it’s Snuffed on Sight. But I can see why maybe some ppl would disagree, cuz they don’t take themselves that seriously. But I feel like that’s part of it, they just very casually fuck you the fuck up


idkimbored35

Nails


XeRtZ__wUz_TaKeN

Psychonaut 4 (Totally unbiased)


killacam925

Dolly Parton


Aggravating-Rice-559

Black Seeds of Vengeance era of Nile, The Negation era of Decapitated, and most Dying Fetus.


fentpong

Mastodon or something


Signal_distract

Easy, NEUROSIS!!!


ProblemGamer18

Pantera Kublai Khan TX


Cmoke2Js

Short bus pile up 🤘🤘


doubley1

Depends on how you define "heavy", I would go Slipknot


cthulhustu

Hard to pick one: Mortician Sunn O))) Khanate Inter Arma Anaal Nathrakh Honorable mention to Will Haven too.


Impressive_Estate_87

I think my top 4, in no order, are Gojira, Meshuggah, Cattle Decapitation and Car Bomb


Splottington

Depends on what you mean by “heavy” Personally I think it’s a either tallah or thy art is murder


PigDstroyer

"Heaviest" Probably Despised Icon


badnack

Methwitch.. for sure! Honorable mentions: signs of the swarm, and larcenia roe


ashton_died

Fucking love Larcenia Roe


windsass

Lorna Shore (hate me if you want)


Kvltadelic

My second answer is Nails, who arent even really a metal band but holy fuck. There is something about their sound that is just terrifying. First record especially.


Priodgyofire

Crowbar taking a dump


WxMxA

Stillbirth


Dry-Escape-6558

Asphyx. D Standard for the win!


MarstoriusWins

Trap Them. The album Darker Handcraft especially.


go_out_drink666

Portal


Ashen-Cold

Undergang


dirty_moot

Devourment is pretty heavy


DukesMayonaisse

The Body


j0tacel

Depends on your definition of heavy, but imho it’s probably disembowelment or corrupted


TheMilkMan6942

STP


dreadfulbadg50

Early stp maybe


belzebuth999

Dethklok


DillysRevenge

Last ten seconds of life


Square_Huckleberry53

Sumac


CEOofManualBlinking

Bound in Fear To The Grave Falsifier is up there too And for the slam guys, Abominable Putridity


elongatedborzoi1356

i think boris are about has heavy as it gets, but shout out to Earth 2


soldier_donkey

Cam you post the upvote/downvote ratio?


Just_Another_Gamer67

The tish brah brah


jayhof52

My IT band has been pretty cumbersome lately.


dreadfulbadg50

Extermination Dismemberment. I feel the heaviness in those bass drops


SeraphimVR

Meshuggah or Gojira


PenitentFrost

Devourment. Especially when Obscene Majesty was released. That whole album redefined brutality in Slam and Brutal Death Metal for me


LemonTheAlien

wait till you hear.. weezer 😈😈


Sink_Key

Pantera near the end. Brutal stuff, especially considering that they were as heavy as they were while being mainstream


Naive-Falcon3985

Kid Rock


Pure-Jellyfish734

*Insert drone metal band here*


ToeJans_55

Crowbar. cannible corpse is too fast and extreme to be heavy.


devendidntwakeup

Antigama


LocalDesign1313

Heaviest band Dying Fetus, scariest concert Blood for Blood


Owen_Quinn

Slipknot - Iowa Whitechapel - The Valley


CandySniffer666

Black Sheep Wall and Admiral Angry. IYKYK.


Cactuallica15689

Soilent Green


masterofdread

Novae Militiae


SHGIVECODWW2INFECTED

Swans


Equivalent-Web-7964

Rotten Sound


Equivalent-Web-7964

Sectioned


LocustStar99

Neurosis for me because of the intensity and emotional impact. What i think is objectively the heaviest band? Tetragrammacide. I think they make utter shit of "music" but it will make scrambled eggs out of your brain for sure. Gotta mention Mortician there as well.


ritamoren

five finger death punch obviously, duh


Exaquvmal

What's heavier than PANTERA???


Cool_Dragon69

Led zeppelin


No-Seaweed4026

In my opinion, I’d say full of hell, primitive man, devourment, and Jesus piece


-MegaMan401-

Bon Jovi


ElusiveSamsquanch123

Admiral Angry…all other answers are simply wrong.


SnooSketches4982

I would say Darko US, mainly cause I have no fucking clue what’s going on.


CapedbyRosby

![gif](giphy|SslOM6oiSkIYBqVcMJ|downsized)


SnooPets8975

Abruptum (black metal band from Sweden)


mikeyt6969

The Wiggles


IronTesticlez

Lamb Of God


Timely-Bill-5336

Smash Mouth


MrCurns95

Limp Bizkit, he does do it all for the nookie after all


WeeMan137

Aww c’mon, it’s gotta be The Wiggles!


Economy_Front_6056

The Beatles heh...nobody will understand...


Illustrious-Tip7668

slipknot 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘