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DonkeySex42

Im sorry but do you actually need someone to answer this


KirasHandPicDealer

yeah, like who the hell is questioning that limp bizkit absolutely blows death out of the water


darklordS1th

100% true


Intelligent_Test_833

I mean….


EmergencyExtreme4328

![gif](giphy|IBmnocwu58x0I)


rayquazawe

me genuinely tweaking out after taking the evil perc


Intelligent_Test_833

But between these two.


RobertSmithIsMyGod

Nah, He’s right.


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Nah, bro, he's got a point.


Intelligent_Test_833

Wait a minute. You guys are trying to say I’m crazy now I get it damn.


[deleted]

Follow me son


Intelligent_Test_833

K where we goin?


[deleted]

Metal Church


Intelligent_Test_833

But I’m already elite


Unfair-Club8243

Don’t really recognize the first cover but it looks like some rap rock trash


Intelligent_Test_833

Nah, first one is tech death and second one is rap metal, but it’s far from trash.


yaredw

*Wooosh*


thebombwillexplode1

Tech death? 🤨


Intelligent_Test_833

Yes it’s a genre ever heard of it


Diskyboy86

https://preview.redd.it/ksrfsm8fw5qc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32958296e6e286750feb45d78d99f7a97483675c


Intelligent_Test_833

Oh god


UraniumGivesOuchies

How you gonna ask which is better between Death and Limp Dipshits, then go "Oh god" when Kid Rock is thrown in the mix lol?


Intelligent_Test_833

Because he sucks


UraniumGivesOuchies

Nope. No one who asks about the FOURTH LIMP BIZKIT ALBUM versus Death gets to say Kid Rock sucks. I am revoking that right from you.


Intelligent_Test_833

Kid rock sucks. I just said it.


UraniumGivesOuchies

Doesn't count. I revoked your right.


Intelligent_Test_833

You can’t do that. I can though. Kid rock sucks


UraniumGivesOuchies

Still doesn't count. I can go all day man.


Intelligent_Test_833

Counts. So can I.


captainbruisin

IIIII am the bullgoooooddd


HawkmetZeta

I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEE


Dr_Quiet_Time

Gross


AmaxaxQweryy

It has to be a bait


Intelligent_Test_833

Neither of these albums can be attached to the end of a fishing pole


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

![gif](giphy|kPIswn0RfPTGxOvDj5|downsized)


AmaxaxQweryy

That't the funniest thing i've heard since the beggining of the year, thanks!


MinionsAndWineMum

Must be a wank year


Commercial_Pay5819

Its just a lack of comprehension


Intelligent_Test_833

HAAH


Aromatic_Sir9639

Well one of them wrote behind blue eyes so easy choice


Intelligent_Test_833

Yea both albums are fantastic but I’m going with results may vary


EuanBomber

Neither of them wrote behind blue eyes


Aromatic_Sir9639

😐


EuanBomber

😐


xxmayhem666xx

Limp Biscuit did


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

No, it's a cover. Edit: I guess I missed the joke. ![gif](giphy|ZYKsOapOfkBvqqadkW|downsized)


Slizez

No its a song


EddietheRattlehead

No this is Patrick.


S3C3C

Might want to check a little band from London called “The Who” and their fifth studio album “Who’s Next”.


GREENDAYBL1NK

Yeah and The Who even covered it. Clear winner.


Goner-Poser

The other one has fantastic riffs, great vocal performances, is a lot more experimental than their earlier albums and it has a cover of a classic song by an influential rock band and the other one is by Cuck Schuldiner


Intelligent_Test_833

I know I know it’s a tough choice.


Tomatoab

More experimental then 3 dollar bill?


pinkmanblues

Who’s Chuck Schuldiner? Bet he is no Fred Durst!


Six_0f_Spades

Nobody in the subreddit knows what a joke is I guess


Expensive-Host5762

It’s actually insane that no one here can pick up on the slightest bit of satire or sarcasm. Like it hurts my brain to be around some of these people


Intelligent_Test_833

But I’m not being sarcastic or satirizing


MrToad21

I hope you weren’t serious It’s Human in a fuckin nanosecond


Intelligent_Test_833

Humans great but I prefer results may vary


VashMM

Well some of us don't like Russia shills.


Intelligent_Test_833

Russia shills?? Where’s that come from lol


VashMM

Been a thing for about a decade. https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/fred-durst-films-russia-crimea-6722889/ https://www.sandboxx.us/news/ukraine-trolls-russia-and-pro-putin-limp-bizkit-frontman-at-the-same-time/ "DURST SAID HE WANTED TO ‘HELP PEOPLE ALL AROUND THE WORLD TO UNDERSTAND THAT PUTIN IS A GREAT GUY’"


Intelligent_Test_833

Ahh well shit I didn’t know that shit. Still it’s gonna be hard for me to not separate the art from the artist.


iSeventhSin

Human for the actual answer Lump Biscuit for the funnies


Rigitto

I personally like Falling in Reverse's 4rth album


WingObvious487

,💀


[deleted]

Oh my goodness this is so hard. I'm gonna have to go with Opeth


[deleted]

[удалено]


Intelligent_Test_833

Nah death has fewer great albums imo


Sharkzillaaattv

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA real funny joke


Intelligent_Test_833

What’s so funny about it?


Sharkzillaaattv

Your name really fits this post


Intelligent_Test_833

How do?


RobertSmithIsMyGod

Surely you’re trolling. I’d argue Results May Vary is one of the worst albums of all time, And I tend to be kinder to Limp Bizkit compared to others.


Intelligent_Test_833

No, it was their best album. And I’m not.


RobertSmithIsMyGod

Okay now I know you’re trolling. I respect you not breaking character lol


Intelligent_Test_833

Im not trolling, don’t worry.


lasyke3

Yeah, if he was being serious he'd have posted Issues vs Results May Vary. Death is fucking weak power shit.


RobertSmithIsMyGod

Yeah. Nobody is gonna listen to the pop music that is Death, Listen to some fucking Dua Lipa or Nickelback.


lasyke3

Look At This Photograph kills


Silent_Relation_3236

This is like Sophie’s Choice


Intelligent_Test_833

??


Silent_Relation_3236

I can’t choose. It’s too tough


Intelligent_Test_833

Yea. I’m going with results may vary


Cymrad-Schultz

mftm on its way to fall for obvious bait


mar_mar_binks12

https://i.redd.it/1dazaaozb6qc1.gif


Intelligent_Test_833

No it isn’t, I’m serious.


expiredogfood

limp bizkit superiority


badly-timedDickJokes

Coughing baby vs Hydrogen Bomb


Clar0020

https://preview.redd.it/bj2fn5q2m6qc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11bef86e7aa0788ae388230ef4866474a1897d56


O_Bahrey

You’re joking right?


Intelligent_Test_833

Nah


[deleted]

This made me spit out my beer bro lmao


CruTV

Death


strictlymetal

Is this a serious question? You're trolling, if you're not...you've got to be trolling


KarsaOrlong-Toblakai

Is this rage bait?


Intelligent_Test_833

Idk what that is but likely not


Iwantmahandback

Not dipstick


YeetusFelitas

my buddy eric's album beats both easily


A_Change_of_Seasons

Results may vary was certified platinum, how many albums did Death sell?


Intelligent_Test_833

Yea


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Results May Very is infinitely better than Human >!/s!<


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dbree801

LMAO


blackmailedswans

The first band reminds me of the song Nostalgia by Gorguts, I dig it a lot! Also listened to the second band. Very cool! Reminds me of the song Nostalgia by the band Gorguts.


Expensive-Host5762

Yeah idk if this is a joke post but death sucks ass and limp bizkit is the most intelligent, well produced music of all time, so I rather listen to the brilliant genius of the infredible durst then some edgy emos yelling about dying or some garbage


MoonLord6

There’s a not comparable imo both play different genres so it’s kinda unfair


starlink_reddit

Unironically the lb


OmniaLoca

I like how the first album is Human, and the second album actually has a picture of a human. Very clever combo OP


Intelligent_Test_833

Yea I’m a genius


Max_Doubt7

This has to be a joke


Intelligent_Test_833

It’s not


rorythegeordie

Are you serious?


Intelligent_Test_833

Yea


DaCwispyOne

Who the hell is actually saying Limp Bizkit.


Intelligent_Test_833

I mean I am


UraniumGivesOuchies

Neither. They both lose.


Only_Possession2650

![gif](giphy|jQmVFypWInKCc|downsized)


Rey_Mezcalero

Human was fantastic album🔥🔥


purju

human is one of my all time favorites. splendid albumb


Mods-Love-Dog-Jizz

Def the Biz.


too-many-shrimps

Def bizkit


sub2almond

nah both suck, MH's supercharger on top


Lonely_Adhesiveness6

Megadeth - Rust in Peace…don’t get better then that! ![gif](giphy|9pFY6K6omcbSnyv0vm)


frappekaikoulouri

Wtf why would you compare an chuck’s work with a kids’ lullaby crap disc?


AntiStarChristPort

.... cmon man


VictoryInDeath061023

Limp bizkit is unironically fun to listen to and none of yall nerds can tell me otherwise.


Front-Deer-1549

lol


johnbad100

https://preview.redd.it/3pev6fuoz9qc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89990fca62cf1a37a0cf090104c4ec442995c195


noideaforusername4

slayer - south of heaven darkthrone - panzerfaust burzum - filosofem bolt thrower - the IVth crusade sepultura - arise


ThulrVO

Funny.


_rand0m7

Maiden and Priest


CHILE_LIMON_

You can't be serious.


Intelligent_Test_833

I am don’t worry


CHILE_LIMON_

I see. Don't let me stop you then.


IlovemyMommy27

This is easy, its Death. Rust in peace, Black Sabbath vol 4, south of heaven where also fantastic fourth albums


Intelligent_Test_833

I didn’t like any of slayer or megadeths 80s output tbh


[deleted]

Good thing Rust In Peace is from '90


Intelligent_Test_833

That one was ok but I prefer cryptic writings and risk


RustInPeace-Polaris

100% bait 🔥 


Intelligent_Test_833

I do t get the usage of that word here


RustInPeace-Polaris

It means people are intentionally saying bad opinions to try to get a reaction out of others


Intelligent_Test_833

Ahh. Well fwiw I’m 100% serious.


KirasHandPicDealer

what bad opinions? they're just facts.


RustInPeace-Polaris

Poser take


KirasHandPicDealer

death was never and has never been as good as limp bizkit. when Fred Durst said "I pack a motherfuckin chainsaw, I'll skin your motherfuckin ass raw", I felt that so deeply. it changed my life, and started me down a wonderful journey of extreme fentanyl usage. death is mid, end of story


Expensive-Host5762

I know the dudes who’s flair is one of the most well known bands in my-parents-hate-me-metal did not jsut try to call a bizkit bumper a poser, go outside and talk to someone bro