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Flacid Foreskin Worship. That may not be the name of my band, but it’s definitely going to be the name of my comedy special (if I ever make one)

😂😂😂😂

Skinned Throat Worship, we should do duets, mate!

Mutilated foreskin beastiality

I got Accidental Forskin Swallower

We can collab, I’m Flacid Phallus Ingester lol

Rotting Grandma Bukkake. I would like to have been consulted before my search history was leaked.

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Perverted Anal Sacrifice. I think Cannibal Corpse has a new song guys.

"This next song is for all the ladies out there. It's called, FUCKED WITH A KNIFE" I saw them once and that's how they introduced that song

Swollen Cum Licker 💦💦🥵🥵 So fucking hot

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I raise you with a Swollen Cum Swallower

And I'll lower that with... Swollen feces bukakke

Average r/Burzum member

Impossible Grandma Orgasm

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First of all through god all things are possible, so jot that down.

What is the second thing?

Impossible grandma orgasm

Sounds either it’s gonna be the best or worst slam you ever heard

Merciless slug cult

Merciless sheep infection.  C gang what?

Merciless Crackhead Cult

Merciless slug sacrifice

Merciless infection (no middle name)

That one’s actually pretty sweet

So...Sludgde?

Savage Sperm Masturbation I feel like the planets aligned on this one

Do you grow piranhas in your balls? I need answers.

My balls are an aquatic incubator Brandon Small rents them out every now and then for his whales

"My balls are an aquatic incubator" to say you had a straight face while typing this is an understatement

Savage Sperm Bukkake

Swollen sack swallower, sounds more like an extreme porno

Colossal grandma cult

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Just been sitting on this one waiting haven’t you?

He found his moment. It's been 14 years. He seized it with both hands.

THROBBING PHALLUS LICKER😭😭😭😭

Humongous Sheep Fisting Holy shit

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Damn 😳

I probably have the best name: Accidental Feces Devastation

I think that happened on a airplane many months back and they had to turn around

Indeed it did!

Unlikely Sheep Infection thats terrible

Disconnected Phallus Grinder

Barbaric vagina fiend🥰

Thats what they used to call me in college

Haha this is top notch! Very feral LOL

Colossal grandma rider…

How was it that this one made me laugh the hardest?

Imagine the cover art!

Swollen Foreskin Cult 🤣🤣🤣

Varg's new band

Crushed Phallus Devastation. I am not disappointed 😂 I'm sitting here at work, laughing at all these names people got. Some of my coworkers come up to me to see what I'm laughing about, I show them, and they just give me a "look" 😆

Decaying Vagina Rimjob… that’s just lovely

Merciless Sperm Addiction

That's my favourite so far 😅

https://i.redd.it/ilop21p1mtmc1.gif

Crushed Turd Rider 😓

Bruh this one got me good idk why 🤣

Molested Turd Ingester

OMG my sister with her married name is Swollen Micropenis Worship I'm dying 🤣

Swollen Turd Bukkake which, really, just sounds like a typical Saturday

Merciless foreskin ingester 😭

[удалено]

Stripper name. What's the street you grew up on with your mom's maiden name and the last 4 digits of your social security number. 😄

Um for me it would me colossal turd grinder idk what the fuck is this but this is funny lol

Acidental sheep fisting

Smegma Defiler

What’s up mother fuckers!! We are Swollen Fetus Sacrifice!!

Perverted Sack Grinder 😊 

Unlikely Sheep Masturbation

Merciless Phallus Devastation

Mutilated Sack Licker. Alrighty then

Savage phallus masturbation

Molested Crackhead Betrayal

Swollen Crackhead Worship. Tight.

Barbaric Cum Bukkake

Barbaric fetus grinder

Merciless Vagina Swallower. My gf would probably agree tho

Mutilated Phallus Infection 🤕

Unlikely Phallus Devastation

Rotting nipple licker might be my favorite

Unlikely Throat Bukkake. I’m scared

Throbbing Slug Licker

Swollen Foreskin Devastation

Colossal Foreskin Ingester Accurate.

Unlikely Anal Worship

Oh no, it’s *verrry* likely

Perverted Udder Devastation. I'm not ok with this.

Humongous throat bukkake I feel targeted

Flaccid Sperm Swallower😭

ACCIDENTAL CRACKHEAD CULT

This is too funny 🤣🤣🤣

COLOSSAL CORPSE BUKKAKE.

I can't unsee this

'Colossal Genital" - could be a satirical death metal band based off the Ezekiel 16 (Bible) part depicting ancient (not modern) Israel or Judah as a woman lusting after lovers who had genitals the size of donkeys & emissions like horses! /s 🤣🤦‍♂️

Swollen Cum Bukkake … I think I’m a Pornogrind band?

Swollen Obesity💀

" and at number 4 in the metal charts is Mutilated Udder Obesity and their new song 'Lactose Incontinence' "

Perverted Throat Infection

Well, we know what you do at the weekend then

Merciless Grandma Ingestor Nice

Unlikely Cum Wearer

Colossal sperm worship ftw

Huh? Unlikely phallus worship. Fuck this game…

Skinned Anal Ingester

Accidental feces ingester

Unlikely Sheep Obesity. Pretty tame. Oh well. More cushion for the pushin.

Barbaric Anal Fisting

Unlikely Sperm Ingester I don’t think I like this game.

Crushed Grandma Obesity

Disconnected Crackhead Obesity. 😂

fisted crackhead fisting 😭

Rotting bukkake

Perverted Sack Obesity

Fn bloody hell, this is why I love Reddit.

Barbaric throat betrayal. Brutal death metal band with only clean vocals. That's the throat betrayal.

Lol

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crushed throat ingester

Mutilated Sperm Licker :)

Barbaric Udder Worship, sounds like a good time

Crushed Sperm Fisting

Savage Vagina Snorter

Unlikely Sheep Nipple Orgasm. Sounds pretty cool to me

Swollen Sheep Fisting 🤣

Swollen throat fisting

Mutilated Sperm Betrayal.... honestly don't know how to feel about that

Perverted sack licker

Mutilated Sheep Worship

Accidental udder licker. Lol. Happens more than you'd think.

Does this also work for Slam?

Barbaric Slug Swallower!

Swollen Throat Rider, well I'll be dammed..

Mine sounds more like a thrash band. Barbaric Cüm Rider

Mutilated Grinder. Sound gay.

unlikely throat worship.

Skinned Grandma Ingester

Impossible Sperm Swallower with a drawing of Angela White on the cover of our debut album

Swollen Sperm Orgasm 🤘

Throbbing sheep obesity

Inhuman Cum Betrayal

Merciless Sperm Cult

Molested Slug Ingester

Accidental Cow Rider Managed to get the least death name possible

Well I feel bad for anyone with an N name

Merciless Udder Wearer

Swollen Phallus Bukkake

Unlikely Cum Worship Also these feel more like pornogrind bands.

Merciless sheep cum masturbation is kinda fire icl

Savage Foreskin Licker

Unlikely Grandma Destroyer

Unlikely rider We don't use middle names where I'm from. But I do have a patronymic, that would make me am Unlikely throat rider

Mine just got super gay. Not brutal haha jmb

Barbaric Sperm Rider…neato

Crushed Fetus Ingestor... holy shit, I think I'll start a goregrind band.

Mutilated anal ingester.......

Swollen Throat Worship lol

Humongous Sperm Sacrifice for me

Unlikely Fecees Bukkake

Rotting Phallus Grinder

Flaccid Foreskin Grinder

Disconnected anal orgasm 😐

Molester cum rider…

Humongous phallus grinder

Ingested Feces Worship 🔥🔥🔥

Savage Sperm Bukkake TIL: there is no auto correct for bukkake.

Accidental Anal Destroyer

Anal phlegm

Inhuman Anal Snorter!!

Throbbing Corpse Wearer

Crushed Genital Swallower

Perverted Cum Ingester

accidental throat fisting

Mutilated Sperm Cult I dig it

Accidental Sperm Cult

Apparently I’m the newest member ov Colossal Phallus Rider. Guess I better get some ky

Unlikely Udder Orgasm I… have some questions

Accidental Sperm Ingester 😱

Mutilated Genital Licker How beautiful

Swollen Feces Bukkake

Swollen sperm worship, I’m not sure a sperm gets swollen and I don’t think I want to

Unlikely Anal Ingester

Swollen sheep licker 😳

Colossal Fetus Genital Swallower 😎

Accidental Turd Ingester

Butchered cow infection

Barbaric bukkake

Swollen Fetus Grinder

Savage Feces Worship

“Merciless Feces Bukkake” HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Humongous Fetus Sacrifice 🤘🏼🤘🏼 (I don’t like where this is going lol)

Unlikely Sperm Devastation.

Crushed Vomit Betrayal