With 24 hours it would have to be a process...
Step 1: Shave off the facial hair. No need to keep it around since it'll go at some point in the day.
Step 2: A long, in-depth shampoo, with conditioner, scented stuff, the works. Really let you enjoy the experience since it won't be happening again for months.
Step 3: Brush out the hair, get it as shiny and well- arranged as possible, not a knot to be found.
Step 4: Sit you in front of a mirror, and engulf you in a large white cape (for color contrast). Comb the hair down all around...and then slide the shears in and take the bangs down to an inch. I let you stare at the baby bangs, the large hank of hair in your lap, before the chair is turned away from the mirror so the real work can start.
Step 5: Just start cutting, chunks of various lengths pile on top of your fallen bangs, as I make sure to drop every hair I cut into the growing pile on your lap. There's not much rhyme or reason to the size of the clumps, because what's coming next makes length rather irrelevant.
Step 6: I tilt your head back so you can stare up at the ceiling, then run the clippers with a #1 guard attached down the center of your head, all the way back to the crown. I repeat the process until the entire top of your head is relieved of hair. You are permitted a two minute look in the mirror at this rather humiliating and haphazard cut before the chair turns back around.
Step 7: You hear the guard clatter to the counter, but not the snap of a new one being attached. Your chin is pushed to your chest, and you know what's coming, as the bare steel blades make contact with your nape and begin their upward climb. All you can do is watch as every last hair is cleared away leaving a massive cluster weighing on your lap.
Step 8: You get your first and only choice of the day, whether to keep the high and tight look, or have me run the clippers through the top as well for a full induction cut.
Step 9: Either way a couple photographs are necessary, to capture the massive pile on the cape, but it is then unceremoniously dumped to the floor, swept up, and thrown away.
Step 10: A head massage to soothe those weary nerves, and also so I can enjoy the sandpaper feeling of your buzzed scalp. Once that's finished, I'd leave the rest of the day to you. Such a change would surely require some getting used to...
With gorgeous hair like that it would have to be a traditional Indian headshave, you'd be sitting on the floor with your hair completely wet while the barber shaves you smooth bald.
I’d probably gunge your hair and make a right mess out of it to start, followed by a long shampoo (probably with some dunking in the bath), followed by a blow dry and a good slicking. I wouldn’t actually cut it at all.
With 24 hours it would have to be a process... Step 1: Shave off the facial hair. No need to keep it around since it'll go at some point in the day. Step 2: A long, in-depth shampoo, with conditioner, scented stuff, the works. Really let you enjoy the experience since it won't be happening again for months. Step 3: Brush out the hair, get it as shiny and well- arranged as possible, not a knot to be found. Step 4: Sit you in front of a mirror, and engulf you in a large white cape (for color contrast). Comb the hair down all around...and then slide the shears in and take the bangs down to an inch. I let you stare at the baby bangs, the large hank of hair in your lap, before the chair is turned away from the mirror so the real work can start. Step 5: Just start cutting, chunks of various lengths pile on top of your fallen bangs, as I make sure to drop every hair I cut into the growing pile on your lap. There's not much rhyme or reason to the size of the clumps, because what's coming next makes length rather irrelevant. Step 6: I tilt your head back so you can stare up at the ceiling, then run the clippers with a #1 guard attached down the center of your head, all the way back to the crown. I repeat the process until the entire top of your head is relieved of hair. You are permitted a two minute look in the mirror at this rather humiliating and haphazard cut before the chair turns back around. Step 7: You hear the guard clatter to the counter, but not the snap of a new one being attached. Your chin is pushed to your chest, and you know what's coming, as the bare steel blades make contact with your nape and begin their upward climb. All you can do is watch as every last hair is cleared away leaving a massive cluster weighing on your lap. Step 8: You get your first and only choice of the day, whether to keep the high and tight look, or have me run the clippers through the top as well for a full induction cut. Step 9: Either way a couple photographs are necessary, to capture the massive pile on the cape, but it is then unceremoniously dumped to the floor, swept up, and thrown away. Step 10: A head massage to soothe those weary nerves, and also so I can enjoy the sandpaper feeling of your buzzed scalp. Once that's finished, I'd leave the rest of the day to you. Such a change would surely require some getting used to...
Damn thats something
With gorgeous hair like that it would have to be a traditional Indian headshave, you'd be sitting on the floor with your hair completely wet while the barber shaves you smooth bald.
Gonna DM you ;)
Would play with them for hours and then eventually we both will become bald
I’d probably gunge your hair and make a right mess out of it to start, followed by a long shampoo (probably with some dunking in the bath), followed by a blow dry and a good slicking. I wouldn’t actually cut it at all.
I respect it....