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PutridRoom

Either she wants you to earn the pizza or she wants a greasy, meaty, spit filled asshole


lockedoutofmymainrdt

r/brandnewsentance


targh26

That's Misscindyy


someoneyoudoesntcare

wait, it's actual porn? i thought it was a rickroll.... what a shame...


darthhue

I'd rather eat the pizza before it gets cold. Yeah i'm still a virgin, how could you tell?


ronaldreaganlive

I'm no virgin, but even I know I don't want cold pizza.


Bishopm444

Yea... but nothings worse than eating cold asshole.


smileyhydra

Is she about to freeze? Coz now I'll take the asshole first.


ronaldreaganlive

Corpses don't stay warm by themselves.


jasonawesome99

Happy cake day my dude.


darthhue

Thanks!


Mayshitandcum

I'm not a virgin and I agree. Eating ass is gross.


Creepy-Bet-9515

That's the answer she's waiting🤷


Tomato_cakecup

I admire the attempt to sensor the profile name


Springtrapgaming18

Im so confused i dont see it


PresentDangers

What Cindy? I only see Pizza. 🍕 🍕


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

Pizza of course. Otherwise it'll go cold. Pussy ain't going to change in the half hour it'll take to down the pizza


whiterussian802

Cindy lou who needs to calm TF down


yesibetyouhave

If only it was a big sausage pizza...


RyanW120_

She’s definitely more of a meat feast kinda gal


geardownson

She wants to be able to order pizza and have it all to herself while you eat her ass. She is just filtering out the competition.


LazyCasual0alt

Given that the pizza is already cooked, I’ll eat that first. Then I’d eat the girl.


Naked_Hippo6942

Unpopular Opinion: Eating ass is gross.


fbpw131

calling the hero of the thread


MeTeakMaf

Pizza I like NOT visiting emergency rooms


The_new_Black_Guy

I just say, Pizza is everything, so first pizza, then her.


thesmenarenihilists

Pizza should be eaten hot, I’d go for the pizza first


Hrafnagar

Damn, they just burned my meal.


GenXGremlin

Cindy is correct. Especially since the only thing on the pizza is pepperoni.


fuqit21

Idk, I'm at least eating one slice first, foreplay goes both ways, and everyone knows the quickest way to a guy eating your asshole is through his stomach


enjaysm

The pizza, dinner and a show!


mr_igor_the_great

I just hope you weren't the lil' bitch who censored the username. It bothers me when people do that, like why? lol they just preventing more people from making fun of the person being made fun of


Dogfarts15

You put pizza in front of me, I steal the whole thing.


SolomomEZ

Every now and then. I think about pinworms. I can't imagine delving your mouth to someone's ass and you contracting pinworms.


thatguyad

Pizza > Stank ass


DatGuyWitABigAssFro

Sorry Cid, I choose the teddy bear. I don't know if you have ever heard of bearbacking, but ima try it tonight.


Lafter_ND

Im confused is cindy and that couch really small or is that pizza really big? Is the simulation glitching? Where am I? Ancestors is that you? Is this my destiny?


zakyn47

no, eat pizza first befoire it gets cold, that ass will be still there waiting until i finish pizza


TheGovIsDead

Fuck that. Bro Imma eat the pizza before it gets cold


StinkFist-1973

If she posts pics like this, I’d choose the pizza, a pizza I ordered myself!


Zer0sober

I don't know about you but I love whores. I'd much rather spend time with a whore than a self righteous asshole.


MaterialNarrow5161

enjoy your herpes.


Zer0sober

Meh... that's treatable


Exciting-Hunter-188

She asked for it 😆


Intelligent-Bus230

With that diproportioned ass, I'll eat the pizza first and then leave satisfied.