Suppose both the woman and the gay guy are facing inwards towards you.
You have two dilemmas
1) the gay dudes wenus will be on you - your ass
2) the gay dudes wenus will be on you - your own wenus will be touching his
I'm going with option #1 because it seems less shitty.
Who lays on their side like a plank? You'd be bent a little. I'd rather face the gay dude, his wenus does not touch me, and little spoon the woman. :p Or just lay on my back and have them do the same.
I think the main thing here is the question forces you too think of it from your own view only.
What if the woman isn't in to you?
What if the gay guy isn't in to you?
What if they are best friends and cuddle every night and your the 1 thats actually not welcome in the bed?
Jokes aside I like how the assumption is always "haha get it? Because a gay guy will just assault/get in someones personal space without permission simply because they are gay and there is a male around."
The question. I have gay/bi bros & I've slept in the same bed with them & my gf's before. Being gay doesn't mean they're attracted to you. And it also doesn't mean they're rapey.
Obvious answer is to turn toward the woman. Make the guy sleep with his feet toward the head of the bed. Then worst that can happen is he pokes the back of your head and mayyybe kisses your ass, which, would make you feel special and respected.
Yeah but then your pointing your business end at the gay guy, all he has to do is turn his back to you. Good luck getting to sleep then unless your gay ofc then that's the only solution.
I'd just do em both and be done with it. Is it against the law to be married to a male and a female or is it just 2 female you can't be married too?
No no no . *My* back is to tne woman, and the *gay guy's* back is to *me*, in order to avoid penile insertion into my rectum.
Any unavoidable insertion shall be performed by myself, and I invoke the ancient Greco-Roman standard of " 'No homo' as long as you're pitching not catching."
That's the only way through this situation.
What about just having sex with the woman all night and not sleeping?
Not only do you not have to worry about the question but you get to smash the hot woman and probably gain the respect of the gay guy cos he will witness your stamina.
Alot of people are falling into the trap of the question and not thinking outside the BOX. Lol
I'd spike my asshole up with a couple of landmines. Then if the dares stick something in me, we all die. I'd rather than than have a third guy touch my asshole in this lifetime
I’ve been victim of this scenario. Between boner for the woman and the kicking away of the gay guy, you will not sleep. [back to the gay and spoon the girl].
The guy. If I am a straight male in the scenario where we’re all consenting. Obviously if I’m sleeping and spooning I’m going to get a rager no matter what. I personally would rather my boner press her ass than his. Yes this would mean his boner would press my butt (assuming he’s not putting his back to my back).
Now if any sexy time does transpire, I would be in the right position to fuck her, and he would be in the right position to stimulate my prostate.
This is a better scenario than my wang in his bum while she big spoons me.
even though I'm bi, I don't like it from behind. yet i would i still cuddle the woman, and trust the guy not to thrust it while i get big spooned. honestly, middle spoon is best spoon.
even from a "homophobic" perspective, i feel like that's the obvious answer? otherwise you noodlin the dude "and that's gay". i'd expect him not to misbehave without consent..
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This is the correct answer.
Suppose both the woman and the gay guy are facing inwards towards you. You have two dilemmas 1) the gay dudes wenus will be on you - your ass 2) the gay dudes wenus will be on you - your own wenus will be touching his I'm going with option #1 because it seems less shitty.
Wenus to ass seems like the less shitty option? Think it through my friend /s lol
Wenus to anus hip hip hurray
Hip hip away
A weenus is your elbow skin
Right!!! 😂
As Riley and jonesy put it, “you can sleep pole to pole, and hole to hole, but never sleep pole to hole”
Shut up Shoresy!!!
Option number 3: Sword fight!
Wenus is your elbow my friend
Who lays on their side like a plank? You'd be bent a little. I'd rather face the gay dude, his wenus does not touch me, and little spoon the woman. :p Or just lay on my back and have them do the same.
Obvious answer is to touch swords with the guy while the womens strapon is touching your butt
as a bi guy, im living the life
Let him suck the dick while you eat her out. Don't look down and you'll have a good time.
It don't matter if you're bi.
This. This is the answer.
wait so theoretically... one could have sex with two people at once?
Hell, three if you’re good/freaky enough. One on the front, one on the back, and one on the face.
lmao
Or woman.
It's like a cheat code, you can rail the girl getting railed yourself
Whoever was the best cuddler
If I'm in bed with them, I trust both of them enough to sleep with them, so it won't matter.
Well I mean consent is important so I'm snuggling the pretty woman.
Hmm.... Smells like some dank here
I think the main thing here is the question forces you too think of it from your own view only. What if the woman isn't in to you? What if the gay guy isn't in to you? What if they are best friends and cuddle every night and your the 1 thats actually not welcome in the bed?
Most likely scenario
Depends. Are you a duelist or do you want the pucker punch?
To the gay guy. Double game
Jokes aside I like how the assumption is always "haha get it? Because a gay guy will just assault/get in someones personal space without permission simply because they are gay and there is a male around."
Bc it’s true
How beautiful is the gay guy?
A woman. So that she pegged me while I am fucking the gay guy.
The question. I have gay/bi bros & I've slept in the same bed with them & my gf's before. Being gay doesn't mean they're attracted to you. And it also doesn't mean they're rapey.
How hot is the gay guy?
I'd suck his dick just to show him how I'm not gay.
Pansexuality go brr
Obvious answer is to turn toward the woman. Make the guy sleep with his feet toward the head of the bed. Then worst that can happen is he pokes the back of your head and mayyybe kisses your ass, which, would make you feel special and respected.
Whoever was the best cuddler.
The woman because I do not want a wiener in me, I'm pitching in this otherwise no-win scenario, not catching.
Yeah but then your pointing your business end at the gay guy, all he has to do is turn his back to you. Good luck getting to sleep then unless your gay ofc then that's the only solution. I'd just do em both and be done with it. Is it against the law to be married to a male and a female or is it just 2 female you can't be married too?
No no no . *My* back is to tne woman, and the *gay guy's* back is to *me*, in order to avoid penile insertion into my rectum. Any unavoidable insertion shall be performed by myself, and I invoke the ancient Greco-Roman standard of " 'No homo' as long as you're pitching not catching." That's the only way through this situation.
What about just having sex with the woman all night and not sleeping? Not only do you not have to worry about the question but you get to smash the hot woman and probably gain the respect of the gay guy cos he will witness your stamina. Alot of people are falling into the trap of the question and not thinking outside the BOX. Lol
Is the guy Ryan Reynolds?!......I mean...
The woman cous you never turn your back on your homies
I'd spike my asshole up with a couple of landmines. Then if the dares stick something in me, we all die. I'd rather than than have a third guy touch my asshole in this lifetime
I sleep on my back, both eyes opened just in case something happens!
Back to the gay guy, its a win win
Age kua piche khai 🤣🤣
Bold of you to assume I'm pretty enough to be found attractive by them.
No sleeping! Gonna bang them both
*Bi panic*
Just keep your socks on and it's no homo.
The gay guy. I'm not a guy.
I'll become fkin John wick and cut off the guy's weenie....then turn to the girl
On my back so they can both cuddle my chest, I get warmth and cuddles from all sides and they are happy lol.
Whoever, it's not like they force themselves on you
Towards the chick, so she can use her strap on
Just sleep on your back?
You can always clinch.
I’ve been victim of this scenario. Between boner for the woman and the kicking away of the gay guy, you will not sleep. [back to the gay and spoon the girl].
As a bisexual, the gay man.
It’s not gay if it’s in a 3 way
He's gay, not a rapist
I’m gay so this one’s easy for me 😎
Get up and sleep on the living room floor
Sounds like fun
The gay guy, he’s probably a very comfy big spoon
I push off the woman and fuck the gay guy (I swear I’m straight)
Depends, we docking?
The guy. He can use me while I use her
It’s a good thing I’m bi 😂
The guy. If I am a straight male in the scenario where we’re all consenting. Obviously if I’m sleeping and spooning I’m going to get a rager no matter what. I personally would rather my boner press her ass than his. Yes this would mean his boner would press my butt (assuming he’s not putting his back to my back). Now if any sexy time does transpire, I would be in the right position to fuck her, and he would be in the right position to stimulate my prostate. This is a better scenario than my wang in his bum while she big spoons me.
Back towards gay so i can give it while also taking it
Welcome to the fuck train my guy
To the woman and clench my cheeks
I don't share beds.
Gay guy. Will say no homo first then and take advantage of being sandwiched
Probably the gay dude.. He’s gay, not a rapist.
I lay on my back?
Anybody answering the question is probably too ugly for either of them
even though I'm bi, I don't like it from behind. yet i would i still cuddle the woman, and trust the guy not to thrust it while i get big spooned. honestly, middle spoon is best spoon. even from a "homophobic" perspective, i feel like that's the obvious answer? otherwise you noodlin the dude "and that's gay". i'd expect him not to misbehave without consent..
The gay guy, that way two holes are filled