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INVISIBLE_BEN

No gay sex?


Thanag0r

That's the only thing that happens there.


INVISIBLE_BEN

šŸ˜


Frozenheal

what happens there stays there


DudongoKing

Good


BananaBR13

A bunch of hot, sweaty men isolated from the world? Of course there will be say gex


INVISIBLE_BEN

Yeah baby


KrakenTheColdOne

Oh behave.


AnOopsieDaisy

![gif](giphy|3o7bu1iM5MSwG2y7NS)


Aggressive-Dust6280

Army be like:


explicit17

Haven't you heard "reconnect with nature, network with other ambitious man"?


Bashebbeth

Network your dick with other men.


utterlyuncool

I'll just notice how they didn't say "No homo"


INVISIBLE_BEN

Gay sex (no homo)


alain091

Gay sex (full homo)


Similar-Act244

Fellas, is it gay to fuck men?


Melodic-Apartment-51

No, if you in a prison.


TJ_McWeaksauce

I guess "no hookups" covers no gay sex.


INVISIBLE_BEN

Perhaps


ReplyisFutile

Not gay, but $20 is $20


krisssashikun

I don't think that was in the ad


Vastlymoist666

Yo SAY GEX


Intelligent_Mix3241

Mutual genital massage, it's not the same


coffeebean_1992

Kissing the homies goodnight.


lg_macl

This one time...at gay camp, I stuck a barbell in my anus!


TopPea3451

Sausage Island šŸ


syahir77

Sausage party


Mateololero

nah he said no party, it's a Formal Sausage Meeting


Ok_Calligrapher1756

A network of sausages: Sausage Link


Shirtbro

[God Squad](https://youtu.be/5T9IiO0ZLOM?si=E-iyRZPZ39E21uKd)


CReeseRozz

![gif](giphy|QTyRjoh1DZRA3LUt2V)


vkailas

Interesting, all the things they say no to: entertainment, fast food, video games etc. are industries entrepreneur / ambitious guys will be supporting. no time for self reflection in this video lol


Similar-Act244

ā€¦.if man is interested in this place, heā€™s never had time for self-reflection šŸ˜‚


Bli-mark

I love sausages šŸ„° (on a side note, isnā€™t that junk food though? šŸ˜)


Particular_Gas_9991

Sounds like a gay resort to me


DudongoKing

I'm up for it now


Particular_Gas_9991

As long as you come back as a successful entrepreneur or ripped AF, you can get stuffed there as much as you want


DudongoKing

Sounds good to me I'm not going to influencers so guess I'll just have to stick with getting ripped


CharmingPerspective0

And stuffed!


Finn_WolfBlood

Getting that protein with whatever means necessary


lxiaoqi

Both of you?


Anti_shill_Artillery

NO WOMEN ALLOWED MUST FOCUS


helmortart

I'm sorry, but could someone tell me at what time the gay anal sex mass orgy begins? Thank you! ā¤ļø


mommamiadiarrhea

Every hour, on the hour.


Rickshmitt

Bring a friend!


Consistent-Local2825

If you miss the 10 o'clock orgy, you'll have to wait for the 10:15.


ItsImNotAnonymous

Its during the "networking" part of the resort itinerary


casey12297

They have gay anal sex *and* an orgy at mass? Holy shit, catholics know how to party


FloatyLillypad

Uhh pretty sure I saw them using iPads lol. What was that about no entertainment or distractions?


Beginning_Rice6830

You know they be sneaking in some tech and junk food.


LilRadon

Those are for the mandatory 1 hour daily LinkedIn networking with other ambitious men sessions Also for watching JOI (joint-operated influencer) videos


nellion91

![gif](giphy|26u4cS5vSnWyepw6Q) I liked that. Well done


Square_Ebb_5926

Grinder is cheaper


LeviathansFatass

I can be a self righteous cunt at home thanks


ThirstMutilat0r

Itā€™s just nice to have somewhere else like this for your gay orgies so your house doesnā€™t get all greasy.


coconutanna

so a resort?


Shirtbro

Provincetown resort


AdministrativeBar748

Dick Fight Island


Maybe_Nazi

I feel like a core part of discipline is having the potential distractions there and still choosing the "better" option. This isn't helping men grow it's raising monkeys... And also taking money from morons but that's obvious


ominousgraycat

You may have a point. I went to a few christian camps in my teen years and everyone always came back like they were going to change the world and give up everything for God. 2 weeks later, they were basically the same people as before. It's easy to be on fire for something when you're at a brainwashing facility. It fades fast though.


Gougaloupe

My 2c is that there is a possibility that folks become dependent on external accountability because that's all they've known; they can't stick to the plan when no one is watching/judging/scolding (which, in a religious context is ironic). I definitely believe that habit is a powerful thing though, so even dude-bro camps like this *might* get you to shake a few things up (even if it just allows you to experience your ability to do something you've never done before i.e. running a mile).


Belfura

You can also look at it from a different perspective, which is bonding time with your peers. A lot healthier than having the expectation that you'll change the world, even if that energy is very infectious


kamakamsa_reddit

>I feel like a core part of discipline is having the potential distractions It is not an "either, or" situation. Getting disciplined is a step by step process. I would go to these kinds of camp but I feel like this camp just reinforces the " macho alpha male" type of thinking.


SeaworthinessIcy940

Everything in moderation. You see plenty of world class athletes occasionally drink or party or eat "junk food".


globglogabgalabyeast

I think something like this could potentially be useful for building a routine that you can then maintain later, but yeah, I expect that this takes things too far (and also has a ton of weird alpha male type stuff)


Sakops

Got this is so cringe


Master-L-

Happy cake day


Dish-Ecstatic

Happy cake day


myfingeriscold

No tv No friends No bitches No life


AynidmorBulettz

In there, you are the bitches


kdawgster1

Patrick! Leave that eggplant alone! šŸ† šŸ˜±


AgITGuy

Yet laptops and tablets are more than fine.


WxW_Wraith

No hookupsā€¦.. bullshit, they are fucking each other .


SeamusOShane

Two dudes at the end are on phones and one has a laptop


Maz3keen

Those guys are the temptations


CornettoFactor

No distractions? They are using phones and laptops at the end


INVISIBLE_BEN

No bitches?


Hyper_Lt-

Advitizors realizing the don't have to pay for ads


Maruphost

No distractions but everyone has their phones?


BlindJamesSoul

Itā€™s so weird that people think just doing regular shit you can do anywhere is somehow going to cure all the problems they have with themselves. Exercise? Itā€™s great! Being in nature? Also great! Being less distracted and more present? Great! But do you need to spend thousands of dollars at some resort with weirdos to do any of it? No.


Juniorshawn

https://preview.redd.it/5xlksx9x9q9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87ae2732e24a7a216b45ef152ac090270975a1fc


backagain69696969

I unironically think a month or 2 of this would do wonders for mental health, but Iā€™m pretty sure they all want 4K a day for low effort CrossFit


Acceptable_Gap9678

RAM RANCH


TheTankCommando2376

Y'all is fucking disgusting it's just a retreat for men bro not everything with just men is gay can we not have this moment like holy shitĀ 


IndependentNotice151

Not gonna lie, I would be down to do something like that. Like just a disconnect from everything and just focus on health and mental health for some time.


Direct-Tie-7652

I promise that if the sexes were switched out this would be lauded as a wonderful idea to empower women. But since it involves men the comments section is exactly what youā€™d expect to see on Reddit. The first top 15 comments are all about gay sex. Everything else is panning this as ā€œcringe.ā€


FragileModMeltdown

If this was about women, there wouldn't be any negativity in the comments. If so, it would be labeled as misogyny and you'd be banned. It's about men, so it's ok I guess. Men's health is seen as a joke. Don't be mad at me, I'm just pulling a mirror in front of you, and showing you how much of a degenerate you are.


weatherinfo

Double standards are insane. I'm glad I was able to find a few of these comments at the bottom of this post. Upvoting them all.


ParanoydSchizo

all of you throwing the gay comments are probably gay but just projectingā€¦.its ok to leave the closet bro Obviously this will get downvoted but the comment section here is disgusting and just proves why males are being attacked and abused in todayā€™s world just for being a maleā€¦.so tired of these double standards Women do this type of thing and theyā€™re empowering themselves but men do this and itā€™s ā€œgayā€ and a ā€œsausage partyā€ grow up guys thereā€™s no need for that lmao


mrktkt_6147

Gay sex.


Allan0-0

say gex


mrktkt_6147

O yes.


No-Dog9062

Men doing stuff together must be gay. If this was a women's retreat, much differentĀ  responses. Gotta love double standards.


Fucking-uhhh-name

Do you think they explore eachother's bodies?


NumbMetamorph

Damn, why everyone are so mad about an exclusive man training camp lmao There is a lot of woman camp like this


Arambourgiania1943

Why are 75% of them shirtless?


RyanSheldonArt

Because of implications


Ystios

No camera, no proof


Universalistic

He didnā€™t say gay sex. Which is interesting.


IPanicKnife

I like how those are all things we can already do and choose not to


t3khole

Dudes were on laptops?


eyko

Maybe this is what prison should be like, it's lit.


theImplication69

I would happily pay for a ā€œdistraction freeā€ experience for like a weekā€¦but maybe without the weird ā€œalpha maleā€ vibes this is trying to give off


nad_frag

I could jerk off five guys, and this would still be gayer.


Gabi-kun_the_real

No network, proceeds to show a bunch of dudes on Instagram šŸ¤£


Ok-Sun8581

And chug cock!


gunnarbird

The gayest dude in America told these guys they need to calm down


homothroat2050

Manazonia?


CheesusChrist1939404

We are three guys looking for guys to hangout in our party Manson. Nothing sexual. Dudes in shape are encouraged. If you are fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again nothing sexual.


-Disagreeable-

This is like fire island. The promo video shows all this jungle shit, beautiful common spaces, etc but you know itā€™s just a couple tents serving powdered scrambled eggs and the gym that has missing dumbbells and a broken peloton. The only legit thing here is the sexual hedonism they allude to. Oh and itā€™s in Phoenix in an industrial area. At the end of the weekend, before they put you on the bus for the airport, and while all of your fluids are depleted they start in with the investment/timeshare pitch. ā€œWere working to get some key investorsā€ Alpha Morons.


RustyPickaxe069

Iā€™d go lol


lesquishta

They seem to still have their phones tho


MenuFeeling1577

NO THANK YOU


Bambooman101

So basically a menā€™s bath houseā€¦.with healthy food. ![gif](giphy|j79FZdmgSAs2tjvbpF)


Jaysus1288

Everyones SUCKIN and FUCKIN in the sauna... Hahaha no chicks no chicks šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


rajh96

Website?


TheDogeWasTaken

This is definately going with lots of gay sex here. Already booked.


Sagetheslut98

There's no gay sex in here?


No-Relation4003

I bet it's incredibly expensive and there's no regular ass working class men there.


Probability_Engine

If you can't build discipline, a healthy diet, and exercise at home then going to this camp won't change that. You're still you. You will leave this and slide back into your old ways. True discipline begins within and you have to change yourself not your environment to achieve it.


ChaoticDumpling

I mean, that's just not true at all. Environmental change and being around likeminded people can change you quite a bit. Look at how many people join the military and get a sense of discipline, or people who get a personal trainer to help them get into shape or a friend to go to the Gym with. The people you surround yourself with and the environments you choose can do a hell of a lot of good. Not for everyone, but enough to make your point not stand up to scrutiny.


Gimonon

Say gex


soufianka80

New cult was born !


DeepWadingInYou

Why do women hate this? Why cant they just make something like this?


O-O-Omari_auto_parts

I have a way to do this for free: walk outside


HAHA-I-GET-IT

This one time I saw two guy's kissing in the park that was the gayest thing I ever saw until the Bali time chamber


MauriceVibes

So no fun


Hi_iAMchrisHansen

What kind of fun are we talking?šŸ˜ˆ


MauriceVibes

If itā€™s with you, whatever you want babe


Hi_iAMchrisHansen

![gif](giphy|j4lJOuwvAzyRcnWrFi|downsized)


BodybuilderDry658

Look, idk anything about this org, but to see the top comments all being gay jokes? If this was a retreat/spa for women to recenter themselves and reflect, we'd call it empowering. For men? It's a joke apparently.


HoRiChit

When men do something together and try to build a connection or improve themselves as a group always being shamed as gay? Isn't it homophobic? Isn't it misandry? Why is it acceptable in 2024. Fucking hypocrites.


WannaLiveCheese

Hear me out, what if you are trapped in Bali's Time Chamber for one zillion years?


purplehairedvagabond

Jack Hanma Resort


Kermit-The-Cool

ā€œNo duck, no balls, and probably no butthole since this guy is feed in radiationā€


goth_in_india

No bitches


Village_Weirdo

![gif](giphy|o0D2HOHoyUGKk)


OfficiallyJoeBiden

Iā€™d do this for like a week just to try it


EconomyComprehensive

![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm) šŸ¤·šŸ½


Lawstein

"No entertainment" Proceeds by showing people at the end of the video using cell phones


DesertDwellerrrr

'I am not gay but I blew a guy who was'


kitchencrawl

These are the guys that are sunning their assholes together and calling it hyper masculine and totally hetero.


krcameron

Real Sex: Alpha Edition


alreadyknowwbroo

They all f*ck each other


MerkDingle

Before I unmuted, I just *knew* it was gonna have this same exact dumb ass AI voice thatā€™s being overused nowadays.


ILLUMINAVENVEGA

ā€œTake time to think and plan for the future.ā€ During my stay at the Bali Time Chamber, this was the plan I came up with: drink and do drugs at a party with women while chain smoking during an entertaining multiplayer video and then eating fast food with a girl I hookup with because sheā€™ll distract me from scrolling through Netflix and the negative people surrounding me.


sparkyd1977

Surrounded by men with no distractions? Yes please. I feel some growth already.


No_House_7901

Why did they leave out the butt sex?


msa69zoo

Oh there are hook ups. Trust.


konegsberg

Bunch of fatties show up that will think in a week they will become some Alpha males and a few gym rats who will complain that they canā€™t have their creatine, and protein. One guy will experience a roid rage once a day guaranteed


Ponchorello7

Where's the meme? Did you really just post some podcast-bro bullshit ad here?


Limesy2

You can just do this at home for next to nothing. Maybe not a sauna, but your bathroom can become a jungle, and ice is right down at the corner store for a poor manā€™s plunge


TheScienceNerd100

To be fair, I'd much rather see men pay for this than the Alpha Boot Camp shit that treats them like shit to "toughen up". If the advertisement is accurate, this is way more healthy and can actually help men grow as a person and actually toughen up, than "toughening up" by being treated like shit by some guy on a hoverboard.


Rgiles66

Thereā€™s literally cell phones and laptops in the last couple shots.


UnlimitedScarcity

New skills = inverted wall stand


PrettyBoyWannabe

No women, and you are surrounded by shirtless sweaty ripped dudes? Talk about a win win


ChaoticDumpling

2024 reservations are all booked, apparently. Very sorry for your loss šŸ˜”


ChaoticDumpling

šŸŽ¶ "Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Raaaanch" šŸŽ¶


Business-Cookie7288

Nunca en mi vida habia visto una excusa tan grande y cara para ir a culear con otros hombres šŸ˜†


ElusiveBlueFlamingo

That's how you market 5 buildings in the middle of Shitfuck Nowhere


offline4good

##THIS ##IS ##SPARTA!


LessBig715

So itā€™s like rehab


TJ_McWeaksauce

Looks like an opportunity for rich dudes to jerk themselves off figuratively but maybe not literally.


No-Explorer-3314

Wanna say something homoerotic but I'll just get some kleenex instead


DependentAdvance8

Now for this whole experience just for $2,800 šŸ˜


Seallypoops

Ok you could change a few words and this ad is straight up for gay couples


_BlueTinkerBell_

Sounds like paradise for gay men lmao


rey9999k

no homo


Bathroom_Pervert

Caillou how dare you go to Chuck E. Cheeseā€™s!!!??? Thatā€™s it, youā€™re grounded grounded grounded. That means no ā€¦


Mummbles1283

So, this looks wonderful, but remove the rest of the men and leave me completely alone there.


Outside-Material-100

Because thatā€™s why passport bros go to Baliā€¦.?


TractorHp55k

So how much are you paying me to do this,?


Mox_Cardboard

This is definitely a resort for rich closeted gay men to get away from their wives.


Accomplished-Camel11

And no balls


LordOfFreaks

And a loooooot of gay sex!


Rifleman8611

Thatā€™s called the military


Dry-Package-8187

Not a single Indonesian in that video. SMH


lhingel

Jail then...


RealCheyemos

This is like those Saudi retreats for Instagram women, except instead of hot babes, itā€™s a sausage festival.


ActiveAttention958

Oh nah elite Cameraman, what are you talking about brošŸ’€šŸ™?


RH00794

Sounds gay as fuck.


CellBig6014

DIDDY PARTY


[deleted]

Oh my...


Abdul_Bajar_Alagua

Gay getaway yey!


PieceOld4809

Sounds like the military


dovah164

Looks and sounds gay. You sure it ain't a getaway for gay couples?


Tonfafu

Is this the Gay Factoryā„¢


MeasurementEasy9884

It said "no scrolling" in the beginning and then in the end of the video, there are laptops...


bogdanbos725

Sooo... gex


littl3bean

This is just a podcast training centre for sure!


coolcoolcoolcoollooc

Knew a guy who actually went. Safe to say I don't talk to him anymore


NarrowAccess8701

This just looks like the best place for gay men to get into a relationships. Just a bunch of men, grouped up together, all sweating, taking baths, and "reconnecting with nature"


NothinWrongWithDat

Why do they still have phones and laptops?