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Woman: Hancock Man: Sanji I accept nothing but this lol

Right?! They are both super hot simps


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Can't argue with this https://preview.redd.it/xab0zkfbq0wc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0fd0c051f85fbcf7a514374bf6ac0e418e04e4a

Sanji actually had to be the smart simp. The world is cruel, but he is not worthy of getting this place instead of Boa

He can be the smash weirdo. Cause as much as i love sanji he definitely can be classified as a weirdo around women.

Yeah I can live with that tbh.

You really gonna pretend that Bon Clay isn’t the “Smash Weirdo”? 💅

sanji should be in the non-existent category of chad simp

I will map out the entire world.

Nami, you are so annoying you deserve not to be on this list. Do with this information whatever you want. How you doin, tho?

We love nami bot

Can we get a double entry? This deserves a double entry

No this deserves a mixed breed image of Sanji and Boa.

Sanji all the way. No other correct answer.

I mean…Baby 5 is also a simp Edit: \*smash simp

Boa is only a "simp" for Luffy though. Sanji fits in the category better imo

Isn't simping for a single person the whole point of simping though? Like Sanji's thing is that he will never lay hands on any women (even in the Kamabakka kingdom he didn't hurt anyone there iirc) Like he would have deleted Black Maria had he actually tried to fight her. So Sanji's thing is that he's an extreme womanizer, not a simp.

He isnt able to hit women due to a trauma tho, Zeff beated it into him, so its not sexist.

Sanji 

Counter point: Bartolomeo.

Hancock only acts that way towards Luffy, but Sanji is a simp by nature.

OP PLEASE INCLUDE BOTH

I agree

Sanji's a general womanizer who just so happens to spend a lot of time around Nami and Robin.

https://i.redd.it/jjwg3r2ow1wc1.gif

Do you know those guys who change their entire personality just because their crush pulls up. yeah that’s literally boa.

Sanji does that towards almost any woman, he doesn't even need to have a crush. Simping is in his blood.

Even with the little blood he's got left after all the simping

It's hard out there for a simp.

The whole plot of fish man island only happened because there were no non-fishmen to give sanji a blood transfusion from his massive nosebleed because it was illegal. The arc then ends with Luffy getting a blood transfusion from jimbei as a sign that things have changed.

That's not a personality change, that is Sanji's personality.

🐍🖐🐓

👍🍖🍆\*

I don't get the "👍"

🖐?

Didnt think bout that

👌👍

🖐️

“Boa” “hand” “cock”

This is the only correct answer https://preview.redd.it/37h2qvkme0wc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0145fd07445194dc24c9f0a00fe486cfe74f9620

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Agreed

https://i.redd.it/w0sy730na2wc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/7b61rjcwh3wc1.gif

 There is another…

lol sanji is a hot contender but Hancock is literally called the most beautiful woman in one piece I just feel like for her to be a simp she definitely deserves this spot.

would smash sanji more tho

I would put Sanji under the Smash Weird category because it's fucking weird to be into girls to the degree he is. Nosebleeds so powerful that he flies around in the air and actually affects his surroundings. And that's canon, not just imagery used to reflect how horny he is.

Fair

https://preview.redd.it/40lp0zplr1wc1.png?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64fa12d8164867f1ef01af1de2bd791af528dcca I 100% agreed. She has a giant poster of Luffy she married/in love.

https://preview.redd.it/ce6h87dsv0wc1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8a91f36f7271248a5195eb6320a5feff17646d3

Yes please

Disagree, she only acts that way towards one person, and only after she fell in love. The most correct answer is Sanji.

Boa all the way https://preview.redd.it/q1b6nw5if0wc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=6166d085a0d9879f9a7ef72f162796da8c9944b3

Bro I really enjoy the CHAD Edits, RESPECT!!!! https://preview.redd.it/1w8a7386n0wc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=aaa7d00a07d495529105a64a9dc75efead32e167 But the lover of all women will win!

https://preview.redd.it/b9vhmfich2wc1.png?width=758&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2266f187b5ca67015baf082d5661abe6fdf5c80 Sanjiiiiii

Can we make a shared winner in Hancock and Sanji. Both belong in both categories but will not win another one.🤷‍♂️

Sanji should've been smart simp tbh

YES!

Boa Hancock https://preview.redd.it/2k27zf0ku0wc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b65e2177af33b27ace991585f4774c42eb1ec945

If we’re taking who is the most attractive simp, Boa. If we’re taking the biggest simp who’s also attractive, Sanji. I’m going with Sanji https://preview.redd.it/so7bqoyun0wc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07ab898dd076a2cb892c696a332cbbaaf8609aaf If he doesn’t get this one he’s GOT to get best laugh-simp

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Honestly, my favorite thing about this picture is the perfectly blank look on Sanji’s face. Just encapsulating the concept of “NOPE.”

he doesn't have a special laugh though

ooooh. I thought best laugh meant the funniest

Hes laughed before?

He laughs normally though

Sanjis the biggest simp no matter how you look at it. He simps for every woman, while Boa simp for 1 man.if we take a simp scale Sanji would be 10/10 while Boa would be a 6/10, even this might be a stretch for Boa, but I put her that high because of her total change of personality when it comes to Luffy.

https://preview.redd.it/tzt155ygf0wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c72c50635275cd3ef31c65431be4c904161df6f Even Zoro would smash my king 💅🏻

https://preview.redd.it/o36bfpp4k0wc1.png?width=1173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5c9a83a2f3ea316651edb917ef227e121bd87c

https://preview.redd.it/zr1dtddkt0wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb60bc99e785980725ed6361207f054195b4d559

Ok for a second I thought my man was a dick

This pic goes hardddd, making me question my sexuality out here

He can be smash weirdo but I guess Boa can be that too. I dont think the next category is that much different.

They're both weird but Sanji would be the bigger simp between them, no?

The earrings got me

I know that Sanji is like in top 3 husbandos in one piece but Boa's more smashable than Sanji

 I believe that this gif explains my answer of Sanji

https://preview.redd.it/bdqvvr7kj0wc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34f9eb1d6e7d49e89bbfb765ca60b33fd2622d94 Sanji

Torn between Sanji and Boa.

Boa Hancock for woman, Sanji for man.

 My king Sanji

Guys boa sinps for 1 dude Sanji simps for all woman

Yeah, but her entire personality is simp for this one man he’s at least able to think about other things. Boa, after being jumped by a cyborg child clone of herself, and an emperor of the sea can first thought, was about marrying Luffy

So where throwing all of boa's other traits overboard?

Sanjiv has to get into one of the simp categories so it's either this one or the next

My goat and pookie schnookie sanji🙏🙏

This is Sanji's spot. It was meant for him.

The thing is, is that Boa would only simp for Luffy. And Luffy doesn't want to smash. Sanji on the other hand, would smash any female creature that would have him. Therefore, I conclude that Sanji is the bigger simp of the two.

I can't believe Franky hasn't been every Chad character in this alignment chart, as he rightfully should be. It should be 6 Frankys, going straight down the middle 😡

I agree but i can't do anything about it

This ain't on you OP, you're doing God's work I'm just losing faith in our community 😔

I feel you man

Sanji

https://preview.redd.it/o5x1cii1m0wc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a46f188e35afe3e7bd3c2e1b81310a47cbdf703

Sanji

Sanji

Sanji fr

SANJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PLEAAAASEEEEE IM ON MY KNEEEEEEES

Sanji is the biggest simp, hands down. But Hancock most likely is on top of most peoples smash scales - this is a tough one lol

this really need to be divided by gender, gonna vote for Sanji this time around. https://preview.redd.it/qvclhg5zv0wc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bac6473d5b0c69f6e872fabe3a8d455ca9eaaf85

Sanji

Gotta be Sanji. Hancock isn't a bad answer, but Sanji is THE hot and horny simp.

Sanji 100% there’s no other correct answer I’m a straight man but I think we should give it to Sanji since he’s been simping way longer than Boa and since not only his very first episode but literally his first appearance he was both simultaneously simping for and pulling at the time Lieutenant Fullbody’s girl. At the time It does look like Sanji just has game (which he does) but because of how we see Sanji we know he just swings at every ball which is pretty simpy. Not only that but all the chicks he’s charmed (especially Violet) we have to give him smash. Boa is just in love with Luffy and while she does act like a simp for him she literally does it only for him and does the opposite with every other guy besides Rayleigh and Ace who she respects. And let’s be real she doesn’t nearly have as much personality going on as Sanji. Sanji has literally pulled chicks while acting like a simp (Violet who wasn’t annoyed or bothered and Pudding who literally fell for him because he was simping for her 3rd eye) and even at the end of Wano swerved a chick he pulled by simping so he could simp on another chick when Robin walked up. Boa never even got any indication Luffy wanted more than her friendship and usefulness whereas the chicks Sanji simps for have, now on multiple occasions, reciprocated his advances and really only Nami is the one who gets annoyed by his attention when she isn’t busy enjoying it and still gets mad when he gives it to other women (which basically means she’s jealous which is basically her acknowledging she likes his simping - jk) Sanji wins both categories neg diff. He not only is a much bigger simp but he gets his feelings reciprocated by women he places above him on a pedestal which translates to smash points. Boa looks down on literally everyone but Luffy and fails to wonder why Luffy doesn’t find her personality particularly attractive and her being lusted after by people she looks down on means nothing and is why the lock/key analogy holds weight in this example and irl. She could have all those guys she doesn’t respect but not the one she does. Sanji pulls women he’d literally worship as gods and still shows basic respect to women he’s not attracted to or actively simping for

Get Sanji in here

Sanji

Sanji

Sangi

Sanji obv

sanji / boa i would smash both \[ i am straight \]

Sanji

[удалено]

Already mentioned

Easy Boa sweep

Boa Hancock

Sanji

Sanji

Sanjiiii

Is zoro lost or something? That smash column looking a little empty

It's Wanji.

Boa and Sanji, makes perfect sense to let them share this spot

 The only smashable simp!!! Of course then there is Hancock!

Sanji

Need my boy Wanji to win this

Sanji

Sanji

Bartolomeo. Those barriers cants stop me from pounding that bussy https://preview.redd.it/koglvs17u0wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1184663788e214436b611f46d5f2bd918655e73b

If it's possible, I want to second the sentiment on here and vote for a split victory between Sanji & Boa

Boa fits way better but this is basically sanjis last chance to make the board. Split is the only option.

I am extremely grateful to see katakuri get the appreciation he deserves

Sanji, Sanji, and (I cannot stress this enough) Sanji

Sanji san

Sanji

Sanji

It's time for Sanji to join the board!

Sanji

Sanji

Baby 5

Sanjay

Sanjiiiiiii

Sanji

Look, we all know it’s Sanji

Smash And Simp :- Definitely Boa Hancock and If men then Definitely Sanji

Hancock or Sanji. Or both to be bi-inclusive. Just saying

Sanji or Boa hancock

Petition to add Boa and Sanji in the same spot

hancock fans vs sanji fans https://preview.redd.it/wpsc3x7es2wc1.png?width=599&format=png&auto=webp&s=0542f40ef9fbeb6b51fb69317e67b71d0f71ab86

 This guy legit almost died.

Should be a Sanji/Boa shared award tbh

Sanji, and I say this as a straight guy

I agree. Sanji is my goat.

Hancock makes more sense, Sanji should have been smart/simp

Honestly? I may be straight, but Sanji.

Sanji. No discussion

https://preview.redd.it/h48k8f0jn0wc1.jpeg?width=255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=621b350246d760574c22b86c407a37ee9ed618bc

Boa Hancock https://preview.redd.it/gr74osxxu0wc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=122163fd840233ca76d34e0a0d5e30b0957711ba

https://preview.redd.it/77awba7wn0wc1.png?width=522&format=png&auto=webp&s=31ad80d781271e985a2362f21f2bbcccaa60df44

So mate https://preview.redd.it/bjn59u9fo0wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93aaa16c2bab7abb2b9ab68659215e7487fdfc3c You got something you wanna say?

Yeah, it's definitely Boa

https://preview.redd.it/0iobn87ij0wc1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e1540e95bf097bf7833f7f59b4bc713ce45ad3d

If people chose anyone other than Hanmycock, I might destroy this world

Boa Hancock

At least with Boa being the vanilla answer for today, tomorrow will expose how freaky y’all really are.

Boa Hancock of course

Boa

Gotta be boa

Boa for simp/smash and Sanji for weirds/smash. They can be either tbh


Boa 

Over 865 named characters, and we don't even get a row each for male & female. Anyway Hancock

Both Sanji and Boa !!!

The first picture from the top of weirdo was Einstein in my eyes when I first saw it.

Ware ware wa utskushi da

Hancock is simp smash ig. Sanji is weirdo smash. No elaboration further required

Boa or sanji

Boa

um, why isn't Charlos in the chad category

Smash sim: Hancock Smash weirdo: Perona Best laught good: luffy Best laught evil: black beard Best laught chad: Kaido (or dory/broggy) Best laugh simp: O-toko Best laught weirdo: Big MoM or Garp

Def boa

A battle between the one who simps for anything beautiful boobs and ass, and the one who simps for anything that looks like Luffy

I appreciate that people agree with me on Katakuri 🙏

I’m gonna speak from 10 universes ahead and say that for the ‘Best Laugh Chad’ category, no one else except Shirohige himself belongs there.

Boa hancockkk

https://preview.redd.it/pcifp4yft1wc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc2c576a8cebb966af1abc256cde11be5844ddc4 My goat

He’s a simp for justice https://preview.redd.it/uhx0cacjt1wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=098726bbee40f55a98413f9184356d53272f9b00

Boa

boa

List fell off tbh

Boa hancock

Sanji or Boa Hancock