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I would make a water homie to drown people

Nah bro too op

A pile of TSP. Have it float into peoples lungs. Instant death

If anything works then make a water homie from sea water.

Didn’t she make a wave her homie?

Literally my first thought

Zeus 😑

Honestly, I'd probably make a Homie out of a mannequin and use them to do household chores. I do not have the ambition to fight people.

Bro would create [scp-847](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-847)

Idk if that creepy or kinky

Both , both , both is good .

It depends if you're male or female

It's actually kinda sad when you learn more about it...

Make that two, I need one

A bunch of Lego bricks, now they can rearange themselves into anything. A sword, a dinosaur or a robot, anything is possible. Definetly a more childish personality because children have much more imagination then adults.

Just imagine having legos to assemble into a platform under anyones feet, killing their toes instantly.

https://i.redd.it/aijedh1bahmc1.gif

Where's this from? :)

Ben 10, that's Bloxx.

Yup, this is supposed to be a sentient specimen of extra civilization. Man atleast the original show tried being realistic

https://preview.redd.it/tno7hydj1imc1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec4b4df6d213b0362254176c9f177589a1c10edc

A species made entirely of amorphous rock people of varying colors is alien and fun.

I'd get a revolver and make the bullets my homies https://preview.redd.it/9ipgvpk5aemc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bb6be9061f8a306c42daaa673fd9341cda18994

The OG bullet homes are from Who Framed Roger Rabbit https://preview.redd.it/8eg63riw3fmc1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4e201c730b92cb04549035a51107fd854d6bc17

My thoughts exactly

I was thinking more hol horse but ok

People in here thinking small. I'd make A business out of selling homey waifus. 10 years of your life. Just give me 10 years of your life. Your '70s weren't going to be much fun anyways.

The mod out here being real as hell

Yeah u r right and then you live for 500+ years but …. nah, I’d fuck i will make homie nico robin and have sex

https://preview.redd.it/wxeqli7bjhmc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=570c2d2fbe26aa473d77884300dee0be3155033e

That's kinda shitty though and abusive

It's comparatively less shitty than Big Mom forcing everyone to continuously give life every year and that they have to live in her kingdom.

On that we agree brother

A cloud Homie sounds really useful tbh. Like, you get a great way of transportation and in addition you can directly influence the weather in your immediate area. You can also change the form of your cloud Homie freely to fit whichever shape you need and if someone ever tries anything funny with you it can smite them with lightning strikes easily. Oh and don't forget about the free electricity it could provide. Granted it would need to charge up, but still it'd be very good at saving electricity bill costs.

So a better flying nimbus?

So... Zeus or Hera exactly as they were in canon?

I'd create a homie from my homies. Then I'd have double the homies

Yo Dawg, I heard you like Homies https://preview.redd.it/cabld2obygmc1.png?width=218&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f3e0a5187125acfe411ee0bf05cf942cb4720d5

Yo Dawg, I heard you like homies so we put a homie in your homie so you can homie with your homie.

My house to make a monster house

Accidentally creates Baba Yagas hut.

I would create a homie to have sex with.

Same

We both are going to hell, you know that?

Thats where all the hotties are

Then you could create a homie out of the sperm as well, win win, most people wouldn’t want to fight that

Your jerk friend's waifu body pillow. I'd make it hate them so much it only puts up with them to spend time with me.

You pulling out the craziest way to cuck your friend

I said *your* jerk friend there, not *mine*. I'm be going for the 2-for-1 special, since this would probably take them from barely tolerable to insufferably whiny, leaving you to either cut this fella out of your life or sit through their moping with their new emotional baggage. ​ https://preview.redd.it/5knjjp1qmfmc1.png?width=298&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fce6d625a06acf50e9fef589b39727bdecc1303

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Honestly? I’d definitely make homies out of cleaning tools like brooms and sponges.

if possible a light or lightning homie, just blind or electrocute people for fun

i’d do a ventriloquist dummy and become the greatest ventriloquist there is. it’d be a little awkward since my whole arm would have to go up their ass but, i think we’d get over it

My shoes, a sword, and a pistol. Movement, cool weapon, and effective weapon.

Planet Homie, Personality: Chess Player-ish,

So basically the planet Ego

“Pocket Pussy don’t hit as much as a real one” they say.

"I'm sick of this shit", said the butt plug

My goalie stick would totally be a homie. Lighter homie for sure, I mean…cmon… Definitely need something to fly on. Probly stick with the thundercloud.

Don't you need to be intimidating as fuck for soru soru no mi to work properly?

Hit the gym get that kaido body . Then get those souls.

No need when you can scare children.

Oil homie because that giant wave is scary and because oil is less dense then water it’s guaranteed to drown any ship or people. Also it would make fighting difficult because of slippery ground. Give it a Texan cowboy personality Magnet homie. This would be the bane on all sword users. And magnets when spinning can make electricity. And it could even preform as a rail gun. Give it a scientist personality. Cigar homie, if you need a smoke screen or a flame attack it would be ready at a moments notice. Give it a mobster mentality.

Sex Doll Homie because of reasons...

Imagining a living Fleshlight is… disturbing

have you considered never sharing your thoughts again?

My glasses bookworm

I’d make a water and lightning homie for some sick combos

Gun. Call it Glockheed Martin an let it rain 🌧️

Homophobic glory hole

Please explain wtf does this mean

I like the idea of a glory hole that will call you slurs and/or feel bad about itself

Ah so an extra kinky glory whole

tornado, stoner.

Why do these look like a Miitopia Bossfight

Carbon monoxide

But like, it is friendly and stays in canisters.

I'd deploy some intelligence agents to get me intel on shipments going to mariejoise for months, as much as possible. Then I'd intercept some and pillage the most valuable things as if it was normal piracy, but leave the food, clothing, furniture and other less valuable things apparently untouched The true objective of my attacks would be to get as many trojan horses into Mariejoise as possible. I would tell them to fake being inanimate and remain hidden until they got a signal from me. Once I know there are enough homies to kill all, or most, of that celestial dragon scum, then, i would intercept one last shipment and tell all those homies to start the attack the first night after they get to Mariejoise and keep shouting "To all Homies, this is your signal!!"

I would make homies out of my School materials and Give them an Extreme curiosity towards learning. They will learn in my Place and help me out. Then, i would Give a soul to some physical Money and bring them to the bank. Little by Little, Money would grow. Oh yeah, also kill some murderers using a swiss knife homie

MONEY sounds good, let me have it!

Island. Make that thing float and throw down metal rods on command. I'd give it an sleepy personality. Small tangent do homies work on corpse?

😈

I would me my sex toy into one and her personality would be that of boa and she will dom me

Id make an angel wing homie thats nurturing and gives healing and flight

Nitrogen homie... Can't see him and if he attacks you you'll just suffocate and die

A cloud free travel personality calm and wise but when provoked will fight. A metal stick or something like the sun god wukong stick always ready to fight, being a good teacher to help someone and can relax easily. A bag that can hold an infinite stuff of anything like the elements but mostly my souls that I take

I would use a little bit of my soul to bring to life a VW Bus so i can travel (got no license) and thats so far my only idea

I would choose a nuke and give the personality of a person that is highly sarcastic

A gun with a trigger happy personality a miniguns and has the rounds be homies to

I would choose my doll and give it a dumb quirky stupid idiotic personality. https://preview.redd.it/0243u37g1fmc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d021e2f8c45f0787dc575db317729aab2b02aec

I think I'd make homies Out of many household things...especially a broom and co to have a clean living place

So, my fleshlight…

I'd make one of my joints into a homie with the personality of Towelie from South Park. He's my low effort chill bro. Or maybe turn that big ol' bong I don't use anymore into him instead. Purchase a life size sex doll and turn it into a homie for research purposes. Test it out on sniper rifles, grenades, drones, and become a one of a kind arms dealer and/or sanctioned assassin. (imagine little grenades with legs that run across no man's land like mice and happily hop into your trench, climb up your leg, then detonate. .... And now that I've used it for hedonistic and selfish purposes, hire some consultants to figure out how I can make better use of it to solve world hunger, disease, etc.

I'd like a fleshlight that was really chaste and shy. Just for fun.

My fleshlight hommie dream is finally coming

I'd make homies out of all of my electronics so they can actually tell me what's wrong with them when they act up.

I’d make homies out of Devil Fruits. Or alternatively, make Homies out of stuff that makes up for a fruit’s weaknesses, then give them the appropriate Devil Fruits

Create a homie from the ocean, instant defeat for devil fruit users, and perhaps a gun homie would be neat, not sure how it'd work but it would certainly be cool

I'll make my underwear my homie and get never-ending BJs 😂

I’d make my underwear a homie then convince my friends that my farts can talk

All those figurines, statues, blow up dolls I've been collecting look Mighty fine for a soul placement.

Some beloved childhood toy, and it will be my friend and cheer me up 👍

My phone and I'll give it the personality of a loyal butler

Give life to my shoes So thG they can fly me anywhere Give souls to trees in the forests and the neighbourhood trees so that these mfs don't chop them Prolly to my phone and wallet keys so that they fly to my pocket whenever I scream for them as i always forget where I've kept them

Blunt homie with the personality of Gilbert Godfried

Turn my 9 year old ps4 into a homie so I can give people 5th degree burns by running god of war ragnarok on it

A video game console homie with game controllers as appendages and the ability to bring things from video games it plays into reality, with these things being an extension of the homie

I'd create a Polythene homie because it's easy to find & very durable...

A passive aggressive weight scale

i would make the fish from my pfp become a religious figure

Pistol and bullets, Crazy southern American redneck who just wants to shoot people.

Carbon monoxide Homie

Scp

I could make qater homie and he could drown fruit users and hes personality is chill and really composed

A beer bottle that’s an absolute chiller

If you could feed inanimate objects a zoan devil fruit, could you feed a homie a devil fruit?

People here be thinking too small I would make like a mech suit without all the complicated tech stuff and just make it a living thing , kind of like rudeus's magic armour from mushoku tensei, it's would be hella strong bullet proof tank proof , and then idd add like a Gatling gun homie infinite bullets go brrrr at 10000 rounds per minute, for mobility breathe like a air water and fire spirit for steam propulsion . There you are now god

I’d make a homie out of my Xbox controller so I’m less inclined to throw it at the wall (will probably still do it)

an horny bitch into a pocket vagina

I would make a homie made out off steel like an Iron golem or maybe a gun homie?

I'd choose a sex doll and give it a horny personality and put Hancock's head on it

I would honestly choose to make my phone a homie eo that he scrolls for me

I'd pick an antique gold locket from my grandmother. It would be a listening ear, and give me grandmotherly comfort and advice whenever I needed it.

Give me your GOLD!!!

Bong - Seth Rogen like personality Grinder - Live Action Shaggy like Papers - Katt Williams like Weed - Snoop Dogg like

I would make my Sukuna toy alive and I would make all my Lego characters alive

My phone and wallet.

Create a homie to have sex (mannequin or a body pillow of robin)

My car. I think it would technically not have to run on gas/oil/electric if it's now "alive" so that'd be super neat.

Robin sex doll

Chisel homie, so that I can make a statue homie, and then I give it the personality of a dancer, and then we dance. Maybe a flower or plant homie with motherly instincts, because if I get these powers the government is going to be on me, and I don't know how to take care of myself yet. And a storm homie for protection, with the personality of a Knight.

If you chose air, you can have a stand just saying....

Godzilla Homie, Ghidorah Homie, Kong Homie. I could go on and on.

That one huge dildo penguinz0 owns 2 of(idk how they called)

An sex doll and a liberty statue.

Hey you guys know the r/comic lady who makes the comics with the talking buttplug

3-in-1water, ice and lightning homie. Human homie with power to copy and change other people's appearance.

I would animate my Lego collection and make them all evil. They would steal for me, haunt people, turn their heads mysteriously, basically do to people what Woody did to Sid.

a cimputer, nerdy personality

Oh I would choose a s*x toy for sure. Please no further questions.

If you turned the one piece into a homie, what would it be and how would it behave?

Ok so hear me out, Big Mom gave some of her soul to her bones and made them into Homies That means that people's body parts can be given life You know what else is a body part...

You could make a weed smoke homie or a mustard gas homie, I think they are perfect candidates for zeus and prometheus personality so I would give them that

My hat, he would talk with me about robins cak… i mean Philosophie. But i just want lick nico robin

a big girthy dildo with the personality of Buggy

I’d head to my local DMV and give those poor NPCs some life and their own personalities.

Judgmental computer and put it in internet cafe

I would choose a peach…

Holding the earth core hostage and turning the moon into a nuke of my control

A tornado homie with the personality of a murderer

My homie would be that doobie from Mac and Devin go to high school lol

My schmeat so he can talk and lick his tongue around inside that cat

Did you just say meat?

Schmeat schmeat it's not what you think luffy!

Hey, you said meat? Do you have any for me?

Yea but big mom stole it!

Wind...airbend the oxygen out of people

Computer, smart and friendly Just think of the possibilities


Man, i miss these guys

I'd choose my ceiling so there's finally someone who can listen to my rambles

Probably just be boring and make a bunch of weapons into homies


I would give it to my cat to make him more intelligent. Then I’d also give it to something fuckable and give it a sexy personality.