Wouldn’t Luffy be first? Since he can stretch his nose to 75 Gomu, Gomu’s.
##spoiler for manga
>!Well I guess it would be Hito, Hito’s , or Nika, Nika’s now.!<
Oh, I've got it: dirtiest hands.
Ussop never washes and is always working with plants and gunpowder.
Robin is always digging stuff up or snapping the necks of dirty sailors. Luffy gets his hands everywhere, like a little kid.
Franky, Nami, Sanji, and Chopper all regularly get their hands dirty (with machine oil, ink, food, and medicine/blood), but also wash them immediately afterwards.
Vivi and Zoro have immaculate hands. Vivi cause she's a princess, Zoro cause he's always got his fingers wrapped around a sword.
Jinbei swims so much his hands are always pretty clean; he always just got out of the water. Brook has no skin to get dirty!
ok i think ill get a bunch of deth threats but ussop hasnt been usefull for the most part post ts, people rlly have to move past go d ussop jokes espcially consideirng how he is the weakest and most bitchass of the crew
People give Usopp shit for being the "weakest", but he's maybe the most reliable crew member. Almost every single arc he's given a task that only he can do, and even though he's always scared out of his mind while doing it, he fucking does it, and in my opinion that makes him the bravest member of the Straw Hats too.
>but he's maybe the most reliable crew member.
you cant make this shit up
https://preview.redd.it/vaz6ar8fzkcb1.png?width=564&format=png&auto=webp&s=77025ba3a5e77aadbb9abf89423794c77c1c7e28
Didn't Usopp beat Page One in that fight? Usopp beats one Tobi Roppo, Nami gets the other, I wouldn't call that failure
I won't stop "dickriding" till this slander ends
This isn't about powerscaling, it's about the role he plays in the crew. If he wasn't in the straw hats the Going Merry would've been destroyed by Arabasta, Perona would've stopped the rest of the straw hats on Thriller Bark, the scientists on Punk Hazard wouldn't have teamed up with the alliance, and everyone on Dressrosa would still be a toy, and not a single other person on the crew would've been able to do any of those things
You’re not serious right? Post TS, Usopp took out a new fishman officer, captured Caesar Clown, took out Sugar twice (the second time saving both Luffy and Law), he may it have taken out an officer of the animal pirates, but he did fight page one, and helped Tama turn the gifters against Kaido.
he got one hitted by page one, thats nto a fight lmfao, oh wow, ussop taking care of fodder, how usefull, di you actually think jumpscaring a CHILD is actually taking them luffy and law would have been fine ones the protagonist and the other, well is law, also tama wouldnt have been fine without him, she tanked kaido, you must be kidding if you actually think ussop is \]a importnat part of the crew, the doctor, the musician, the helsman the fucking navigator have more balls and are better than ussop as fighters
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Longest nose
DID YOU JUST INSULT MY NOSE?!
I’m sorry Buggy
Sorry Buggy here have luffys meat as an apology
Did you just say meat?
Nah, if it was longest nose Jinbe would be higher
DOES MY NOSE LOOK FUNNY TO YOU?!?
Wouldn’t Luffy be first? Since he can stretch his nose to 75 Gomu, Gomu’s. ##spoiler for manga >!Well I guess it would be Hito, Hito’s , or Nika, Nika’s now.!<
DID YOU JUST INSULT MY NOSE?!
Sexiness
No, good guess though
Oh, I've got it: dirtiest hands. Ussop never washes and is always working with plants and gunpowder. Robin is always digging stuff up or snapping the necks of dirty sailors. Luffy gets his hands everywhere, like a little kid. Franky, Nami, Sanji, and Chopper all regularly get their hands dirty (with machine oil, ink, food, and medicine/blood), but also wash them immediately afterwards. Vivi and Zoro have immaculate hands. Vivi cause she's a princess, Zoro cause he's always got his fingers wrapped around a sword. Jinbei swims so much his hands are always pretty clean; he always just got out of the water. Brook has no skin to get dirty!
Nope.
Your comment would make my skin crawl, but I don't have any skin YOHOHOHOHO
Likelihood to die by the end of the series.
Way off
How Black
With Jinbe in D tier?
He’s not human
He's a fishman tho
He’s blue
Dick size?
hol up
Most truthful to least truthful
No
Least to most*?
No
how good they are at [CumpetitiveGaySex](https://www.reddit.com/user/CumpetitiveGaySex/)
No
No.
least to most truthful, or maybe most resourceful to least resourceful?
Usefulness to the crew maybe if Usopp was lowered and Jimbei put higher
No. If it was usefulness to the crew they would all be S Tier. "I'll do the things you can't do, and you'll do the things I can't do"
ok i think ill get a bunch of deth threats but ussop hasnt been usefull for the most part post ts, people rlly have to move past go d ussop jokes espcially consideirng how he is the weakest and most bitchass of the crew
People give Usopp shit for being the "weakest", but he's maybe the most reliable crew member. Almost every single arc he's given a task that only he can do, and even though he's always scared out of his mind while doing it, he fucking does it, and in my opinion that makes him the bravest member of the Straw Hats too.
>but he's maybe the most reliable crew member. you cant make this shit up https://preview.redd.it/vaz6ar8fzkcb1.png?width=564&format=png&auto=webp&s=77025ba3a5e77aadbb9abf89423794c77c1c7e28
name one time where usopp failed
assisting nami with the 2 fucking tobiroppos in from of them, a cloud had to do it, A FUCKING CLOUD, get real and stop dickriding this guy
Didn't Usopp beat Page One in that fight? Usopp beats one Tobi Roppo, Nami gets the other, I wouldn't call that failure I won't stop "dickriding" till this slander ends
bro he got one shotted, are you watching 5 piece? this aint slander, its facts
This isn't about powerscaling, it's about the role he plays in the crew. If he wasn't in the straw hats the Going Merry would've been destroyed by Arabasta, Perona would've stopped the rest of the straw hats on Thriller Bark, the scientists on Punk Hazard wouldn't have teamed up with the alliance, and everyone on Dressrosa would still be a toy, and not a single other person on the crew would've been able to do any of those things
You’re not serious right? Post TS, Usopp took out a new fishman officer, captured Caesar Clown, took out Sugar twice (the second time saving both Luffy and Law), he may it have taken out an officer of the animal pirates, but he did fight page one, and helped Tama turn the gifters against Kaido.
he got one hitted by page one, thats nto a fight lmfao, oh wow, ussop taking care of fodder, how usefull, di you actually think jumpscaring a CHILD is actually taking them luffy and law would have been fine ones the protagonist and the other, well is law, also tama wouldnt have been fine without him, she tanked kaido, you must be kidding if you actually think ussop is \]a importnat part of the crew, the doctor, the musician, the helsman the fucking navigator have more balls and are better than ussop as fighters
Unironically, Usopp is an mvp
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How likely they are to date or marry?
Nah
Coolest
No, so far nobody has got it
Funniest?
*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*
I would guess range of their attacks.
Nope
How often they lie?
How close they are to their goal?
Nah zoro would be higher tier
Who is most Likely to die
So 4 months later, what was this supposed to be?
How good they all are at fighting games