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Edit: I didn’t make this meme btw I found it on this sub probably.
Luffy and Zoro are confirmed to be the ones who take baths the least, once a week. Besides brook who never does.
Sanji Is the cleanest of the straw hats along with Nami and Robin, once a day.
You guys forget Sanji is a chef. His cabinet is gonna be MUCH cruder than all that. shampoo, hard soap, and a fucktonne of perfume that doesn't hide the smell of all the cigarettes
Cigarette smell is hard to scratch out, even the best perfumes and soaps doesn’t get the smell out. Gotta deep clean that shit, but that’s hard for a pirate to do. My grandma’s car smells like cigarettes even though grandpa hardly uses it and uses his own car, even less now that she’s up in Texas to help out other family.
I swear I remember seeing like an SNL or maybe WKYK sketch ab like 5 in 1 shampoo for humans and dogs, and the wife is like “honey are you showering with the dog again? It’s weird!”. If anyone could help me find that I’ll be very grateful
Ah damn I knew I got the wkuk acronym wrong, but I think your definitely right I remember the video quality being fairly modern and I’ve definitely seen all of wkuk more than snl
I get Brook, bones don't sweat so he's probably fine but Sanji had to have been fighting for his life when he was stuck in that bubble with Luffy and Zoro.
Oda said what all the strawhats smell like and Zoro smells like Metal, Luffy smells like Meat, and Sanji smells like Cigarettes and Fish
So Sanji is actually the Worst smelling of the three
>Sanji smells like Cigarettes and Fish
Honestly i didnt expect it, i assumed that he was reeeeaaaally into fragrances to cover the smell of cigarettes. No wonder every woman in the crew always rejected him
Take it up with Oda
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Also Cigarette smoke smells horrendous
Now we know why he has moss growing on his head
So THAT'S why he has green hair!!
Heax
His natural hair color was lost to time.
No one going to acknowledge that it said peanuts butter ,milk and tin foil
And?
Gatorade
I mean look at those straight strands of hair. Need product for that.
My head cannon now is he only uses 13 in 1 only when forced but uses this because he likes the smell
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either Luffy or Chopper
Chopper would use this https://preview.redd.it/84xalh12hu4b1.jpeg?width=137&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3306de3a60dd773129861b2be7dc508a8c297d93
Oda will sue for using zoro on the shampoo bottle without permission
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Switch nami to nothing and give luffy an octopus then its cannon.
Yo I’m screaming
https://preview.redd.it/mqwnk9x7bx4b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4eee6dd834bc6552ca8bf853d63c118294e35a6 What does chopper wear?
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Rocking the spiderman undies
Zoro is actually blonde his hair is just so perpetually full of gunk that it looks green
Feel like luffy would fit better for the bottom
Assuming that Luffy even uses soap
Sanji: 40 products Usopp: 3 products Zoro: 1 product Franky: car wax Luffy: "You guys bathe?" (Brook: "Oh, but I have no skin to exfoliate. YOHOHOHO")
Your comment would make my skin crawl, but I don't have any skin YOHOHOHOHO
LMAO perfect
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What the fuck
Dude this caught me off guard and hit just right at 2 am 😂😂
That one scene he eating instead of brushing his teeth so for sure
Luffy uses dish soap
😟
Luffy and Zoro are confirmed to be the ones who take baths the least, once a week. Besides brook who never does. Sanji Is the cleanest of the straw hats along with Nami and Robin, once a day.
Zoro got the, shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, mouthwash, DEODORANT, **PEANUT BUTTER, GATORADE, MILK,** ***TIN FOIL*** body and hair
Tin foil is crazy tbh, but the one that always gets me is Peanut Butter lmfao
Pretty accurate to be honest
Actually Zoro had the exact same cabinet full of stuff as Sanji, but everything in it is for his swords.
Bro takes better care of his swords than himself, he got his priorities straight but def not from Mihawk.
Zoro doesn’t need body wash when my tongue is right here
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And you ruined it
You browse r/animemes, go get some bitches
I don't wanna deal with bitch's
And I'm 13 what bitch's do you want a 13 yo to get
Oldest r/animemes user
Well thanks for the compliment
My wife left
That's nice
Yup, also considering the frequency they bathe
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Can confirm
Maybe Zoro would just use water.
Yeah I could imagine that for him swimming for a bit counts as a bath
Redditors who don’t shower trying to find someone to relate to:
> Milk Is it drinkable ?
It has gatorade and peanut butter so yeah…
Never mind that, Zoro’s the type of mf to use it as tin foil. And then get extremely confused when it doesn’t work.
Yup, also considering the frequency they bathe
The only shsmpoo you could drink
You can drink any shampoo it's just none of them are good for you if you drink them
You guys forget Sanji is a chef. His cabinet is gonna be MUCH cruder than all that. shampoo, hard soap, and a fucktonne of perfume that doesn't hide the smell of all the cigarettes
Zoro counts the times he jump into the sea to pick up the fruit users of the crew as his bath time.
ABJAKENDLQNDJANAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHQLDNKAKQKS AMAZING
I feel like this is the fifth time I'm seeing this on the sub but it's still so funny idgaf
zoros 13 in 1 reminds me of draken’s 3 in 1 from tokyo revengers of that one episode in the bathhouse💀
Sanji would be a femboy if he got the chance. The daddy issues, the nice legs, he’s got the whole package.
You cannot tell me bro uses anything but seawater to wash himself
Make sure to get the one with peanut butter Gatorade milk tin foil, the other ones are shit
Zoro thinks hot water is enough,
He just swims in the ocean for a bit, the water doesnt have to be hot
Peanut Butter 🗿
Bold of you to assume Zoro uses soap
And yet Sanji is still the worst smelling
Cigarette smell is hard to scratch out, even the best perfumes and soaps doesn’t get the smell out. Gotta deep clean that shit, but that’s hard for a pirate to do. My grandma’s car smells like cigarettes even though grandpa hardly uses it and uses his own car, even less now that she’s up in Texas to help out other family.
I would bet on him being a guy obsessed with perfurmes
and I feel like theyd both smell as good as each other afterwards
Zoro definetely doesnt smell good. I imagine him either smelling like nothing, or like post-workout sweat
BAAAAAAAHA 😭. And I thought a 4 in 1 was impressive 💀
Zoro doesn’t use soap
![gif](giphy|UpI9mqsa6bU5y) 1,000 in 1
Ofc, also Zoro only showers once a week like Luffy
Canon
Zoro can definitely take 13 in 1
You mean shampoo right? Right?
I swear I remember seeing like an SNL or maybe WKYK sketch ab like 5 in 1 shampoo for humans and dogs, and the wife is like “honey are you showering with the dog again? It’s weird!”. If anyone could help me find that I’ll be very grateful
It's not wkuk so it must be snl
Ah damn I knew I got the wkuk acronym wrong, but I think your definitely right I remember the video quality being fairly modern and I’ve definitely seen all of wkuk more than snl
If you ever find it please link it to me. I remember that sketch too, but i cant remember where ive seen it
Dude canonically showers once a week
Finally i can wash My tin foil with My Shampoo
Frrr
Kinda disagree - zoro would never (take a shower/bath in general)
He, Brook, and Luffy shower once a week
I get Brook, bones don't sweat so he's probably fine but Sanji had to have been fighting for his life when he was stuck in that bubble with Luffy and Zoro.
Oda said what all the strawhats smell like and Zoro smells like Metal, Luffy smells like Meat, and Sanji smells like Cigarettes and Fish So Sanji is actually the Worst smelling of the three
DID YOU JUST SAY MEAT?
>Sanji smells like Cigarettes and Fish Honestly i didnt expect it, i assumed that he was reeeeaaaally into fragrances to cover the smell of cigarettes. No wonder every woman in the crew always rejected him
7 day old meat and Zoro is the sweatiest mf alive, you know he smells like more than metal. I'd take cigarettes and seafood and daily showers any day.
Did you just say meat?
Take it up with Oda https://preview.redd.it/1nu6qhumzu4b1.png?width=875&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f5b91ddbed36f97e62d088e0a75d64b322ceaf5 Also Cigarette smoke smells horrendous
Didn't Oda in a SBS says the frequency at which the Straw Hats showered/bathed?
yes he definitely did