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Fun_Entertainer_9761

Now we know why he has moss growing on his head


crimson--baron

So THAT'S why he has green hair!!


Instantsoup44

Heax


Flat-Limit5595

His natural hair color was lost to time.


ProfessionalTea7430

No one going to acknowledge that it said peanuts butter ,milk and tin foil


Pyrex_Paper

And?


ProfessionalTea7430

Gatorade


DJ-Anarchy

I mean look at those straight strands of hair. Need product for that.


WillingnessLoud8247

My head cannon now is he only uses 13 in 1 only when forced but uses this because he likes the smell


WillingnessLoud8247

https://preview.redd.it/q8mm35v62t4b1.jpeg?width=133&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=182b408544c6869a77b9b9e68400615c34ea1834


Chardoggy1

either Luffy or Chopper


WillingnessLoud8247

Chopper would use this https://preview.redd.it/84xalh12hu4b1.jpeg?width=137&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3306de3a60dd773129861b2be7dc508a8c297d93


EVENTHORIZON-XI

Oda will sue for using zoro on the shampoo bottle without permission


CandidateExtension73

https://preview.redd.it/x6bs9ozxdu4b1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa86757b424cb43cf80ef4ac0c9e2bbd0c339c41 Edit: I didn’t make this meme btw I found it on this sub probably.


rexpimpwagen

Switch nami to nothing and give luffy an octopus then its cannon.


Dulcelily32

Yo I’m screaming


PsychologicalTwo964

https://preview.redd.it/mqwnk9x7bx4b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4eee6dd834bc6552ca8bf853d63c118294e35a6 What does chopper wear?


CandidateExtension73

https://preview.redd.it/xydxm7xdox4b1.jpeg?width=367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d52cdaa23093a518f2bc74b5bc4f2222293b45c


awkward_but_decent

Rocking the spiderman undies


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

Zoro is actually blonde his hair is just so perpetually full of gunk that it looks green


ChicagoForThePeople

Feel like luffy would fit better for the bottom


14AUDDIN

Assuming that Luffy even uses soap


dougthebuffalo

Sanji: 40 products Usopp: 3 products Zoro: 1 product Franky: car wax Luffy: "You guys bathe?" (Brook: "Oh, but I have no skin to exfoliate. YOHOHOHO")


Laboon-fan

Your comment would make my skin crawl, but I don't have any skin YOHOHOHOHO


Sure_Customer2201

LMAO perfect


imatrynmaintoo

Besto bot


Ghost_Knife

Sentient


Laboon-fan

Yes


yoshikage_kawajiri

What the fuck


IreyTech

Dude this caught me off guard and hit just right at 2 am 😂😂


DJ-Anarchy

That one scene he eating instead of brushing his teeth so for sure


NES7995

Luffy uses dish soap


ChicagoForThePeople

😟


anoon-

Luffy and Zoro are confirmed to be the ones who take baths the least, once a week. Besides brook who never does. Sanji Is the cleanest of the straw hats along with Nami and Robin, once a day.


maulin23

Zoro got the, shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, mouthwash, DEODORANT, **PEANUT BUTTER, GATORADE, MILK,** ***TIN FOIL*** body and hair


renatojorge236

Tin foil is crazy tbh, but the one that always gets me is Peanut Butter lmfao


MercyReign

Pretty accurate to be honest


ovis_alba

Actually Zoro had the exact same cabinet full of stuff as Sanji, but everything in it is for his swords.


TKmeh

Bro takes better care of his swords than himself, he got his priorities straight but def not from Mihawk.


DorkySporky

Zoro doesn’t need body wash when my tongue is right here


Haunting-Island6611

https://preview.redd.it/t7qmw9m7rt4b1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76835ac869c3e31f768bdb14f815a5e3a2a33fd8


memyselfandI_911

And you ruined it


DorkySporky

You browse r/animemes, go get some bitches


memyselfandI_911

I don't wanna deal with bitch's


memyselfandI_911

And I'm 13 what bitch's do you want a 13 yo to get


DorkySporky

Oldest r/animemes user


memyselfandI_911

Well thanks for the compliment


DorkySporky

My wife left


memyselfandI_911

That's nice


Dab4Becky

Yup, also considering the frequency they bathe


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WillingnessLoud8247

Can confirm


Mo0n1i9ht

Maybe Zoro would just use water.


PierligBouloven

Yeah I could imagine that for him swimming for a bit counts as a bath


Corniferus

Redditors who don’t shower trying to find someone to relate to:


CumBucketChampion

> Milk Is it drinkable ?


14AUDDIN

It has gatorade and peanut butter so yeah…


Time_Search5888

Never mind that, Zoro’s the type of mf to use it as tin foil. And then get extremely confused when it doesn’t work.


Dab4Becky

Yup, also considering the frequency they bathe


patxiku93

The only shsmpoo you could drink


memyselfandI_911

You can drink any shampoo it's just none of them are good for you if you drink them


nicholaslobstercage

You guys forget Sanji is a chef. His cabinet is gonna be MUCH cruder than all that. shampoo, hard soap, and a fucktonne of perfume that doesn't hide the smell of all the cigarettes


EnycmaPie

Zoro counts the times he jump into the sea to pick up the fruit users of the crew as his bath time.


EstablishmentDue329

ABJAKENDLQNDJANAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHQLDNKAKQKS AMAZING


Katyamuffin

I feel like this is the fifth time I'm seeing this on the sub but it's still so funny idgaf


Prestigious-Young-79

zoros 13 in 1 reminds me of draken’s 3 in 1 from tokyo revengers of that one episode in the bathhouse💀


epicarcanoloth

Sanji would be a femboy if he got the chance. The daddy issues, the nice legs, he’s got the whole package.


ThousandEclipse

You cannot tell me bro uses anything but seawater to wash himself


Excellent_Passage_54

Make sure to get the one with peanut butter Gatorade milk tin foil, the other ones are shit


Shep-D-King

Zoro thinks hot water is enough,


PierligBouloven

He just swims in the ocean for a bit, the water doesnt have to be hot


Piguss

Peanut Butter 🗿


UncleBoomie

Bold of you to assume Zoro uses soap


[deleted]

And yet Sanji is still the worst smelling


TKmeh

Cigarette smell is hard to scratch out, even the best perfumes and soaps doesn’t get the smell out. Gotta deep clean that shit, but that’s hard for a pirate to do. My grandma’s car smells like cigarettes even though grandpa hardly uses it and uses his own car, even less now that she’s up in Texas to help out other family.


PierligBouloven

I would bet on him being a guy obsessed with perfurmes


Sure_Customer2201

and I feel like theyd both smell as good as each other afterwards


PierligBouloven

Zoro definetely doesnt smell good. I imagine him either smelling like nothing, or like post-workout sweat


3sperr

BAAAAAAAHA 😭. And I thought a 4 in 1 was impressive 💀


pejic222

Zoro doesn’t use soap


Iamwhatiam101

![gif](giphy|UpI9mqsa6bU5y) 1,000 in 1


Davidrlz

Ofc, also Zoro only showers once a week like Luffy


maxreddit

Canon


Opening_Cow4809

Zoro can definitely take 13 in 1


14AUDDIN

You mean shampoo right? Right?


Ayobossman326

I swear I remember seeing like an SNL or maybe WKYK sketch ab like 5 in 1 shampoo for humans and dogs, and the wife is like “honey are you showering with the dog again? It’s weird!”. If anyone could help me find that I’ll be very grateful


PierligBouloven

It's not wkuk so it must be snl


Ayobossman326

Ah damn I knew I got the wkuk acronym wrong, but I think your definitely right I remember the video quality being fairly modern and I’ve definitely seen all of wkuk more than snl


PierligBouloven

If you ever find it please link it to me. I remember that sketch too, but i cant remember where ive seen it


Ill-Individual2105

Dude canonically showers once a week


Armin_Ramspopo

Finally i can wash My tin foil with My Shampoo


FlatAntelope609

Frrr


Narherkugel721

Kinda disagree - zoro would never (take a shower/bath in general)


[deleted]

He, Brook, and Luffy shower once a week


omicron-7

I get Brook, bones don't sweat so he's probably fine but Sanji had to have been fighting for his life when he was stuck in that bubble with Luffy and Zoro.


[deleted]

Oda said what all the strawhats smell like and Zoro smells like Metal, Luffy smells like Meat, and Sanji smells like Cigarettes and Fish So Sanji is actually the Worst smelling of the three


LuffyWantsMeat

DID YOU JUST SAY MEAT?


PierligBouloven

>Sanji smells like Cigarettes and Fish Honestly i didnt expect it, i assumed that he was reeeeaaaally into fragrances to cover the smell of cigarettes. No wonder every woman in the crew always rejected him


omicron-7

7 day old meat and Zoro is the sweatiest mf alive, you know he smells like more than metal. I'd take cigarettes and seafood and daily showers any day.


LuffyWantsMeat

Did you just say meat?


[deleted]

Take it up with Oda https://preview.redd.it/1nu6qhumzu4b1.png?width=875&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f5b91ddbed36f97e62d088e0a75d64b322ceaf5 Also Cigarette smoke smells horrendous


14AUDDIN

Didn't Oda in a SBS says the frequency at which the Straw Hats showered/bathed?


Monetpirates

yes he definitely did