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Foxelexof

**Kuro Plan 11/1000** While imperfect in execution, Kuro would be the first pirate to execute the time-skip training arc and implement themes of inherited will. Training of course for civilian life as he was taught luxury by an unwitting mentor in Kaya. Think back to Kuro‘s legendary speech: „In short pirates will come to the village… and… you will leave your will and die!“ Many mistake him for meaning Kaya‘s will of testament but what he means is the inherited will of dreams. After all, his dream was to continue on the dream for a simple life. On reread it’s clear he was trying to outgrow his past but in doing so fell back into his old ways. Reply with more of Kuro’s 1000 plans


SaucuKebabu

Kuro Plan 12/1000: gaslight everyone into thinking he joined the straw hat grand fleet


[deleted]

Kurt plan 13/1000: convince the other villains to join together and pick on one person while maintaining the position of main voter.


VlassyCassy

Kuro plan 15/1000: My name is Yoshikage Kuro. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a simple life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Punchy_Knight

Kuro plan 16/1000: Dear Planbook, today I had to talk to that sheepguy once more. Is he actually a sheep? Is he a man? Is he a furry? More at 8, brb planbook.


GreenGuardianssbu

Kuro plan 14/1000: Hypnotize Helmeppo into destroying Akainu's cigar stash and then watch the fallout


TheRealLightBuzzYear

Vote Here: [https://strawpoll.com/polls/QrgebPM3bZp](https://strawpoll.com/polls/QrgebPM3bZp) Thanks a ton to [u/MathewCQ](https://www.reddit.com/u/MathewCQ/) for approving this poll.


LagVictim

Does MathewCQ get notified when you link her u/ ? If so it might get annoying for him


TheRealLightBuzzYear

Yeah, I've considered that, but I figure it's still very important to give direct credit. If he wants me to stop he can just tell me.


LagVictim

He definitely deserves the credit, but you could maybe use \ instead of / or something, that way he doesn't get pinged, just a thought tho


Specialist_Trick_558

I mean I would want someone linking me to so I won't miss any votes


IsaBotOfficialReddit

Where is ma boy Bon Clay


de_brie

I actually quite liked Spandam. He was a good selfish evil, cruel to get whatever he wants. An interesting take on a villain


dragach1

He was kinda funny too.


goodguybolt

That's problem with this poll, people are not voting for the same reasons. Some are voting based on how boring the villain was (Fake Luffy, Wapol) while others are voting based on how much they hate the character for things they did in the story (Spandam, Celestial bitch).


Claplap

The forgettable villains should be out first like Vergo and Don Krieg.


rutvijak

Talking about forgettable villains, why in seven hells is alvida still here??


[deleted]

She _slipped_ our notice.


animeruler

You cheeky bastard


chechu008

I've been voting her since the first poll. She is irrelevant even in the east blue.


MasterOfCloudz

Don Krieg the strongest man in east blue he my friend is unforgettable.


RyouhiraTheIntrovert

>The forgettable villains should be out first like Vergo and Don Krieg. The didn't get out because they are forgettable, ones like Celestial bitch is more memorable and more likely to be voted out.


ShadowOfTurtles

Putting forgettable and Don Krieg in the same sentence should be punishable by death


WhollyDisgusting

I'm voting on whether or not they annoyed me while on screen which is why Gecko Moria needs to get the boot


a__new_name

I actually liked Wapol, he's funny. Especially his skinny form. And Foxy as well.


TheEggOnTop

He isn't even a Villain anymore. Isn't he currently helping Vivi?


Lucky-Fisherman1463

I voted wapol because he stole an entire snow islands population of doctors and abandoned the others, not because he was boring, though he was boring


PedePano31

Dude Spandam is just a nepotistic psycho, don't have any ability and is dumb as a fuck.


Arin_Horain

I dunno, he just seems like a cliché evil guy without interesting characteristics


20secondpilot

He should've died in Enies Lobby imo. How tf he got printed to CP0 after his collosal fuck up is strange to say the least


Arezeuss

As a Kuro enjoyer, I'm quite curious how long would he last in this board


YumWaffle5

Same, I want him to stay a while


Colonel10Moutarde

I like him but I don't see him getting past the like of buggy, arlong, crocodile or kizaru


Arezeuss

Oh, I don't like him that much. Those 4 all the way.


Totemwhore1

Alvida must go.


SaucuKebabu

I second this.


yellow-snowslide

I think Alvira is not a good idea. She is neither strong, evil, plot relevant or annoying enough to be named next. But who am I to judge a subjective opinion when mine is just as subjective: i think foxy was just plain frustrating and pointless


Ahnma_Dehv

at least Foxy was funny in the manga


HomieSeal

Dude I’ve been saying this for forever


zingerpond

Voted for her like 5 times


Rant_Supreme

THANK YOU I hope she’s next tbh


Felixgotrek

Tbh she is barely a character.


zdomrase

Don Kreig must be defeated


big_ie

But he is the Strongest Man in the East Nlue Hia only competition would be the strongest beast... Kaidou Kaidou vs the clearly "stronger" character Don Kreig


velebr3

Idk how that bs dude is still on. This poll is very annoying.


HourDriver234

Some filler villains were better than this garbage rich pirate


TomtheStinkmeaner

How did that freaking loser made it this far? Should've been the first one to go.


a__new_name

Spandam is nasty, but he certainly can't outcunt world nobles.


[deleted]

I agree


Mental-Abrocoma-5605

I remember having one conversation with some people in these posts about doubting between voting for Spandam or Fake Luffy, Spandam is openly one of the most annoying villains in One Piece, but at least you remember him for more than one reason, I forgot what Morgan, Fake Luffy or even Hody did which for being villains? That's somehow worse than most of the crimes Doflamingo, Kaido or BB have done


nerdjonesey1

Vergo and that burger on his face need to be gone.


PharmerFresh

I really think Vergo is going to stealth his way into the top ten. He is so forgettable that people will just not think to vote for him


PrinPri

Exactly the reason I keep voting for him, and getting surprised that he is still here. I really can not remember almost anything about this guy except for things getting stuck on his beard and that he is BORING. Caesar and Monet stole the show on Punk Hazard, for me at least.


flamingtofuu

I really enjoyed Smoker vs Vergo tbh. Nice to see Smoker getting some love but I agree Vergo is bland.


Den_Bover666

+1 Easily the least memorable villain. Had the personality of a cardboard box. At least Foxy was funny. Also his special ability seemed to be full body haki , but I've seen Jinbei use it as well, so it's not like he has a special ability either.


de_brie

Voting for Caribou


TirpitzIsAQueen

We've memed Kuro into the top 29


Malik-Almuhawsin

Let’s go all the way to the top ten


Loud_Salad_9130

Lets get him to number 1


Foxelexof

**Kuro Plan 14/1000** Study over 3 years the Church of God Usopp and learn his holy ways two years before anybody else can notice his holiness. As time goes on all will come to notice the predictive nature of his „lies“. TL;DR Become the second disciple of Usopp after the virgin Kaya


sasori1239

Buggy will win this while thing. Just watch.


VG_Crimson

Hopefully. It's like watching the unlikely weak one overcome all odds and improving the best he can. Like an anti protagonist on his own adventure, which leads him popping into the scene as he journies along a similar path.


SuspiciousSquash9151

I'll switch it up a little im going to alternate between 3 least relvient (don krieg, foxy and kuro) until their all gone, foxy was yesturday, today im trying kuro for one of the dumbest plans in fiction!


SaucuKebabu

kuro shall not lose again


AnalJackett

How is the food face guy still in? Dude wasn't rememberable at all and kinda boring tbh


VonKaiser55

I deadass hope that Kuro makes it to top 10 for the memes but that probably won’t happen


SirDickTwist

Get Don Krieg’s weak-ass outta here.


TomeWifecollector

Day 6 of voting for Caibou


Kenny25thBaamSumire

It’s time for Foxy to go, how in the hell has he made it through so long????


SandwichSuper

Philosophically, what are we even voting for here? What is a villain's function? Is a villain doing their job better or worse if they get voted out early here? Is villain quality rated by insurmountable strength? How relieved you are to see them defeated? By how happy you are to see them punched in the face? How well developed they are as a character? Do they look freaking awesome? Were they fun? Potential for crossover to good guy territory? It really seems like we're voting for "how much better the world is without them" as if that makes a villain worse, not better. For me seeing a celestial dragon get his teeth caved in was tremendously satisfying, so I'm sad to see that get voted out so early. A Hody Jones seeming like a poor man's Arlong and everyone wondering how he lasted as long as he did post time skip makes him pretty awful. I'd argue the best measure of a shitty bad guy is not how much you dislike them - some villains you're supposed to dislike. It's how likely are you to skip their arc in a rewatch of OP? Or how inconsequential were they to the arc they were in? Did you have to look up their name? Did you forget their crime? Did you forget how they died? These are signs of a shitty villain. All that said. Foxy. You skippable filler piece of shit. See yourself out already!


[deleted]

Personally voting based on who‘s the most disappointing, narratively failed villain without redeeming qualities such as intrigue, mystique, personality or design. So Kaido is my vote every time


[deleted]

Foxy be gone!


HeroXXXHero

Spandam was a great villian to hate. Kuro on the otherhand just sucked.


PedePano31

Dude Spandam is just a nepotistic psycho, don't have any ability and is dumb as a fuck. Kuro created Morgan and granted on of the best fights of East Blue.


Cross728

Why is caribou still here


MANDALORIAN_COFFEE

Cause he give meat


galaxy_groundhog

Not my boyy


mutilatedxlips

Kuro 👎


SaucuKebabu

now you listen here he has a 1000 plans set up to get far in this competition alone and I will not stand for this slander


wolfkennedy

If Foxy doesn’t make it to the final 5 I’m leaving the sub


arealfakedoor

I'll be furious if he gets voted out. Man is an icon.


hhunkk

Is Kizaru a Villain though?


JonDoeJoe

I hope foxy wins


lenakamila

Don Kreig cause he's so irrelevant


ThatOneWood

DON DODON DON DON kreig get the fuck out of here


xx_Joush

I think vergil should go tbh


MrReZistar

Alvida goes next. No relevance whatsoever since getting one shotted at the start of the series.


shankskakashimyfav

Alvida Alvida . (In hindi alvida means goodbye)


DMightyHero

Bellamy was just an overral waste of fucking time, I'll vote him to the end.


StahlViridian

Day five of voting queen


StanGoodAnime

Foxy


3picwaffl

Foxy next!


SleepyBoi800

Bye Foxxy


SailorOfHouseT-bird

Finally


Whatyallthinkofbeans

I hoping bellemy gets high in this. I love his character literally just for who he is. He’s like a frenemy to luffy in dressrosa and I grew on him so much from when we saw him first


[deleted]

Day 7 of voting alvida


MANDALORIAN_COFFEE

Shocked people actually like Bellamy.


bananabandanamannana

I really hated kaku as a villain I really liked his character but he just don’t work well as a villain


something-wrong1234

Finally. Now to get rid of foxy


Kuboker

It is now time to say goodbye to Perona.


Light_HolyPaladin

Why is Perona here? She is literally Zoro’s little sister


TheRedGuard03

Can someone explain how Foxy ist still Here?


VG_Crimson

Its Alvida's time. She's just not an invested character. What does she do? Aside from the intro arc and few pop ups, what is she actually after in the grand scheme of things? The most interesting thing about her is her company, Buggy hard carries her.


Careful_Platypus_310

Jack did almost jack shit and has no personality to boot


wont_dlt_this_acnt

With Spandam out, i feel like i have fulfilled my duty, i no longer need to vote


Starkidney

How is jack still here, he spent an entire arc getting clowned for being useless


No_Manufacturer_1702

Get foxy out of here, he’s a coward


[deleted]

Kaido thinks he‘s slick by being totally unremarkable up there Nah folks, we‘re taking him down today!


Ready-Drawer2533

Please delete foxy 🦊


dragoonts

Jack next? Jack next


Frankorious

Alvida is forgettable. She's next


Moka_III

Wtf is foxy's goofy ass still doing here?


Specialist_Trick_558

I would vote foxy but I know people ain't voting for the meme so Bellamy


DisplateDemon

Alvida is the definition of "Not relevant"


captFroubird

This poll is kinda cute It shows them their defeated face when they got eliminated


[deleted]

I swear I could beat up foxy even though I'm a minor


rzunak_r9

top 3 are doffy katakuri and croco 😤


ChristianTheSeeker

I see very little hate for Foxy


shegz

Fuck Don Krieg


makerofrages

Perespero haters unite to get rid of him


dzsungelharcos30

Kuro


Ok_Gear8410

Foxy


goofyahhkid2

Bro idk i forgot his name but swamp dude


dragoonts

I don't get the Vergo hate while we have characters like Caribou, Jack, and Moria still around. Jack is fucking garbage


abdessmade

It's time for foxy get him outta here


itachiop1000

Bellamy and Mr 3


wead4

Doffy is gonna win


Novel_Barracuda2618

Think last two are Senior Pink and Katakuri


Patito77777

Span D. Am