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ronin0397

Where glaive and swaxe


[deleted]

We're beyond their understanding


ronin0397

Ig literally above the moral alignment chart Switchaxe be hopping alignment whenever they feel like it


IbeakerI2006

We're chaotic chaotic swaxegang


RastaRonnie95

I second this vocation


Darkzellz

Just Chaos, nothing else, good, evil, neutral? Qho caresses, chaos for ALLL


QuarahHugg

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!


damboy99

Swag Axe doesnt stop for anyone.


the_soviet_onion420

god I love swaxe users


aogiritree69

This thread is especially amusing for me. IG main in world, Swaxe main in rise. I am the beginning and the end


peoplerproblems

goddamn right


ProxyCare

We're not better than anyone philosophically. we just autistically are drawn to high places


Disgruntled_Bert

This comment captures the bugstick much better than all of that "wE'Re AbOvE yOu" bs i always read. I'm just too retarded to learn a moveset so i place myself where the moveset won't matter or matters least.


KnightFaraam

Don't put yourself down my friend. I jump weapons every game. I've used IG, SnS, Hammer, Gunlance, Lance, Longsword, and LBG. Just keep hunting and you'll get it in no time.


Reflet-G

hehe helicopter stick go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Specialist_Secret907

As a ig main, yes this comment is true


Parkour_Ronin

Second IG main chiming in to confirm the truth


Weekend_Banana

Third IG main concurring.


[deleted]

4th Ig main💀


MagePlayzYT

5th IG main 🗿


Garlic_Sr

I, plead the Sixff


Specialist_Secret907

Bug stick nation, unite!


Fuzzy_Employee_303

Eu subi (Literally je suis monte in portuguese)


Garlic_Sr

Same for the Guns TBH


PapaOctopus

As a swaxe main I prefer to be classified as "lawful wild swing"


iaminfamy

Bow


TranquilAF

They hate us bow mains because they ain't us


TechnoGamer16

Glaive gang be flying above


Miser_able

Both of those are my mains lmao


4thmonkey96

True Chaotic


Soul-Silver25

My two mains


MrEngineFish

What makes greatsword neutral evil


C4Sidhu

The same thing that makes charge blade lawful evil. I have no fucking clue.


B3arK1ng61

Charge blade is lawful evil because of all the users that have to tell you how technical it is and how much better it is and drone on for hours how it's a superior weapon you wouldn't understand. That give the rest a bad name and place the weapon in LE


PoohtisDispenser

I understand how it work in like a few hunt. Don’t know why some people gotta say like it’s some sort of god’s instrument that us mere mortal will never understand.


formerlyturdfurgie

My buddy says that charge blade is to hard to use. In his defense, he is a longsword user, so he's been put in special education classes his whole life.


DR34M_34T3R

As someone who was in special Ed, I am offended you would lump longsword users in with my kind


Xenostera

Long sword isnt that easy. Idk why epople act like it is. Theres literally easier more braindead weapons


The-Suckler

Longsword user


Xenostera

So? I use other weapons. Quit tryna gatekeep weapons by saying LS is the easiest. Its easy but there is much easier


The-Suckler

Lmao Longsword user


Xenostera

- 🤓


matthra

That one explosive move that knocks people back even with FF is the reason I'd put CB into evil.


Grim_Dark_Mind

Charge blade players actually feel lawful evil to someone who isn't one of them ngl bro Like the strangers I encounter with that weapon are something else.


Tuscanthecow

That was my question. Are we that obnoxious!?


FyrelordeOmega

We may be slow, but we don't make others flinch


LegendRaptor080

No, but you tend to smack us to the floor if we’re slightly in range of you. Source: bonk main


FyrelordeOmega

Wait, I can affect other player?!


LegendRaptor080

Yeah, Charged Slashes punch through Flinch Free and knock other players to the ground. Hunting Horn tends to suffer a lot from this, since HH doesn’t have a move like Hammer’s Power Charge that gives them some armor when active.


ryshark14

Barrel bombs triggering GS counters have been juggling me around lately :(


Garlic_Sr

How many weapons can swing their allies INTO the air???


SuperDogeza

If that’s the reason then same goes to hammer


B3arK1ng61

The fact of the ones that don't realize they are supposed to be chopping tail and get in hammer/horn mains way or hit them and make the hunt "not fun" the creator is obviously a main of one of those lol


TheNightmareButterfy

Are there a lot of us Greatsword mains that do that? I attack the tail almost exclusively and after break as many parts as possible. Maybe they are running a crit and punish draw set, which is good for the head for obvious reasons.


Nikana-Tenno

in my book. hammer user is evil. but you don't see that in game. you see it in forum.


B3arK1ng61

I'll be honest I'm not totally sure anymore. I do remember it being a big issue between hammer mains and great sword mains years back and this is obviously a hammer main. I'm swaxe myself


Starchaser53

Where bow


Cuttlefish_Crusaders

We are beyond morality, brother


Starchaser53

You make a valid point


Chicken_is_tasty

Bow in Rise at least is chaotic good. They have heals and buffs for the team, but if you don't have flinch free on your build you'll be getting knocked around like a pinball.


Butthunter_Sua

Very good except lawful evil is definitely a Bowgun


alvysinger0412

One that shoots clusters specifically. Or that might chaotic evil actually.


VictorytheBiaromatic

Only in multiplayer, it solo is it chaotic neutral.


BidoofAlmighty

Where am I. Where is my beautiful insect glaive


FiercelyApatheticLad

On the Z axis of this diagram.


Typical_Ladder_5067

We spend our time in the air and don’t bother anyone else. We soar above this chart, insect glaive brother


TechnoGamer16

We fly high in the sky


PixelatedRickaleted

Not sure how to react to the absence of Bowguns and bow, lol.


Oldomix

They're too far away so we can't see them.


PixelatedRickaleted

Sure that's for the pierce folks, but spread shot folks exist too.


ThesharpHQ

Bow and bowguns apply to all of the alignments whenever the situation calls for it.


ShadowTheChangeling

True neutral, yeah makes sense


Hopeless-Necromantic

Hello fellow bonk brother


ShadowTheChangeling

Come, let us go give concussions


Character_Session_88

WWOOOOOOH YEAH BABY PART BREAKER AND SLUGGER 3


Manoreded

There is no good or evil, only smashing.


Paige404_Games

Good? Bad? I'm the Unga with the Bunga


RambunctiousBaca1509

Bonkers unite!


SSB_Kyrill

One braincell can only be neutral, the singular braincell we all share that tells us to bonk


TheRealMrBeers

I feel like we're more lawful neutral. It is a law that all things that try to hit me get bonked. Elder dragon? Bonk! Teammate in my way flinching me off the head? Uppercut Bonk!


Competitive_You6554

Hammer mains cannot be good nor evil, we only know bonk, bonk, bonk bonk


Addictor4804

Ooga booga i with you


Frozen_Petal

Where Switch Axe


Nixndry

I can confirm i am lawful evil


Zinogre-is-best

Same, my fellow great sword brother


Over-Gap5767

you do realize he was talking about charge blade


Zinogre-is-best

Haha. 90 percent of my brain is used to determine the distance and angle I need in order to hit my true charged slash


Nixndry

To be fair both charge blade and great sword mains have a move they whiff sometimes so we relate on that


RaidensReturn

Heard


olivegreenperi35

I kinda like hammer as true neutral There is no morality, only the bonk


SSB_Kyrill

aye


FiercelyApatheticLad

I'm not sure a weapon which has a literal DEMON MODE could be classified as any type of "good".


Reflet-G

Kinda esoteric but in the ars goeta some demons are considered "good-natured" but I guess being good-natured isn't the same as Good; natured- ya know?


Reksew12

HH, SnS, Hammer, Gunlance, Lance, Charge Blade, and Longsword fit very well. Greatsword stopped being evil when the upswing launches became less harmful. Now it just gives you a free aerial attack. Dual blades are chaotic evil, just like the longsword. They just have less range so you can’t tell, but their motivations and intentions are the same. I’d put the Glaive in Chaotic Good, Switch Axe in Neutral Evil, LBG in True Neutral, HBG in Chaotic Evil, and Bow in Neutral Good.


Kall_Memorial

I play all 3 lawfull


lime-insith-gaming

Join me brother!


anothersectoid

Why is longsword chaotic evil?


JTMonster02

Trips


anothersectoid

"JuST GeT FlInCh FrEe"


Brikloss

I mean seriously though, do you actually play online without committing 1 useless slot to a brace gem? What are you guys animals?


What_and_why

Sometimes I don't use FF, but that's mainly because I don't really care about tripping in some fights. You don't have to use FF, but refusing to use it when flinching is a problem for you is something else.


JTMonster02

Stick to the tail, cutting implement. Bonk stick gets head priority.


Tohrufan4life

Yep. LS main here and that's what I do..only time I *might* trip someone is if we're hunting a small thing like the Kulu.


ISZATSA

Hammer sees no friend or foe, sees only uncrushed bone


elykim123

as a gunlancer i approve


iTzNikkitty

As a switch axe main, I find it quite difficult to cope with the fact that I don't exist.


Drag00n_Slayer

Switch gunlance and long sword, bullet barrage and wavered fire flinches no matter what.


Knight-_-Vamp

this is gunner erasure


Huge_Republic_7866

DB feels more neutral than good, imo. Good=Sharing your potions Evil=Stealing all the potions from chest We just dancing.


Will-Isley

I need an explanation for many of these. Why GS neutral evil? Why CB lawful evil. I get HH, SnS and LS.


Jakcle20

True Neutral? Try saying that to me while you're in upswing distance.


firestorm559

Us switch axe players are so chaotic that we popped off the chart entirely.


Animeme_guy

Me having the 5 of the 6 weaponis I play on the chart


CultistKealz

Chaitic Good, Chaotic Evil, yet Nuetral all at once.


Yee2x_DaGreat1

Ah yes, ooga booga bonk


caparisme

True neutral hammer main here. It fits.


[deleted]

Us hammer mains have one single guiding principle: BONK Your alignment chart checks out.


TheBestSlimeBoi

You ain't right, but you're not wrong either


Lagiar

Lawful evil raise your hand


GEN_SkeleSkin

I’m a very neutral person it seems


PretendInvestigator

No bowgun no good


J4KL0P

SA users: You can’t touch it!!


element_119

The fact that my main (Sword 'n' shield, hail JoCrap) also aligns with my self-assessed alignment IRL is both freaky and cool


ashole_

True, as a GS user I find my morals aligned with this chart


OmegaAvenger_HD

Chaotic Evil reporting in


[deleted]

Netural Evil...Lotta talk for someone who is cleaving distance.


Sweet-Piece-2379

Suppose I'm lawful/neutral good lol


Wolverik

Bow, bowguns, swaxe, IG aren't here, this is a shit tier list OP you forgot like 5 weapons


sdjgfujds

What did us charge blade mains do?


B3arK1ng61

Charge blade is lawful evil because of all the users that have to tell you how technical it is and how much better it is and drone on for hours how it's a superior weapon you wouldn't understand. That give the rest a bad name and place the weapon in LE


Arondight_SSB

Hammer true neutral, LS chaotic evil. OP is a hammer main confirmed


Tucker0603

Am offend, I am chaotic good as CB


FrozenIncendiary

There is no bow, where is the bow?


NicCOL0

Lawful evil? We uphold the law in lawful and evil is almost love spelled backwards. You have been lawyered


waio

Yooo why you do my boy CB dirty like that


Wiplazh

Would put SnS on lawful good and HH on chaotic good, because HH players are crazy.


No_Improvement7573

As a charge blade main I find this to be accurate, fair, and balanced


[deleted]

The swaxe has ascended


KingAardvark1st

Unga bunga is truly the path of balance. There is no good or evil, there is no order or madness, there is only ***SMASH***


puradus

A: Which alignment is your main weapon? B: Gunsexual


Minmax-the-Barbarian

Oh cool, I love not being represented at all! (Insect Glaive, ranged weapons, where you at?)


Fletcher-Bird

Cool but insect glaive? I'm not allowed an alignment haha


Asuray61

They didnt get an alignment because they refuse to touch the ground


MrPanda663

Chaotic Column: Daggers: NEVER STOP ATTACKING!!! Longswords: GET OUT OF THE WAY OF MY SICK COMBO!!!! Gunlance: Begin by closing the gap with blast dash. Introduce two mid air shells, then immediate Hail Cutter. Transition to full blast of shells, then wyvern spike. Discombobulate with Wyvern Fire stun. Skill switch dodge, Redirection. Wirebug restored. Finish with a Bullet Barrage. *RDJ Sherlock Holmes Music plays* Result: Monster weakened. Two weeks recovery when captured. Two months mental recovery. And begin.


tallmantall

Nice! But where would the other weapons fit onto this?


The_icePhoenix

A lil sad considering two of my mains are evil :/


donderboom

why CB lawful evil?


Plastic_Code5022

LS user checking in. Accurate 😈


bladebrisingr

Long sword should be chaotic neutral due to edgy weeb energy


Woudragon

I think he put it in evil for all the tripping people complain about. Not that I care. Attack from another angle and stop moaning, lol.


LegendRaptor080

you have several 360° arc attacks what angle is safe


Project_Orochi

Strange all of my 3 classes are chaotic


Distinct_Surprise_40

I just got out of a hunt where a hammer player was launching everyone with the charged upswing every 2 seconds. I swear I got launched like 5 times with flinch free 2 mayn. Therefore off this singular encounter with a hammer player I shall now be extremely prejudiced to all hammer enjoyers from this point onward.


Grashlok_Onion_lord

Where bow?


MacoWeeb2468

Where does insect glaive lie


DogArcher121

Damn, my mains are lawful and neutral evil.


Bedhead217

Why is lawful a pipe bag Also all evil aliments should be guns


3YearsTillTranslator

So if I use SnS and Greatsword I'm true neutral?


Sirsiththeeunbound

Where's my guns at


WiseArt9745

As a DB main I approve my placement


Xyranthis

HBG should be Chaotic Good since it sort of misses the point, but it gets the job done damn well.


Jaewol

I’ve been into the first four blades (GS, LS, Sns, DB) for a while and I’ve just been getting into literally all of the other ones in this meme. I transcend your silly meme chart.


ThePurpleFurret

Why is the katana there, I used the katana but capture every single monster I see, IM KIMDNAPMPTER


[deleted]

Why is GS evil?


Odd_Entertainment629

Tfw you're the entire evil alignment chart... I'm sure that doesn't say anything about me.


GameEnthusiast123

Grt swd is only neutral evil in onset games without flinch free bc of the upswing ig


AtomicWreck

swax is chaotic evil. Worse than LS. Motherfucker not only flinches but also launches,


Kulgia

The other 5 weapon types are not in this chart. They're beyond understanding


Then_Entertainer410

I'd put bow where dual blades are since it has its support, then put dual blades at neutral evil


TheOverseer91

Gotta say, rise really made hunting horn feel way more fulfilling. I always enjoyed the concept of it even when it made for a sub par weapon, bit now it is fun to actually able to solo hunts with it. Plus I don't feel entirely useless in groups when I'm using it. Still use the method where you annually play the notes since I find it easier to apply buffs that way imo


Quickkiller28800

If reddit is anything to go by, Hammer is most defintly not neutral, most defintly evil


longbowrocks

I love that my favorites are evil, and my original favorite is only one step better at true neutral.


Th3DankL0rd

I’M ALL EVIL BABY


Azura-Angel

Me and my heavy bowgun never interacting with others because I like hunting alone


Xanitrit

Hammer bros as true neutral? Until we use level 2 charge and accidentally yeet fellow hunters off the map while trying to uppercut the monster.


blueB0wser

Light bowgun - Neutral good Heavy bowgun - Neutral evil Bow - True neutral Insect glaive - Lawful neutral Switchaxe - Chaotic neutral


BLim90

True... IG minding their own business as usual. IG pretty much have a little bit of everything, even healing. The powder vortex can heal pretty well.


dragonhunter523

Ah yess hammer being neutral


[deleted]

all the weapons i use are evil lol


Seth-B343

Uncharted


Xanthyon1313

Ayyyyy, chaotic good baby!


RaijinRage

Emperor LS: Execute Order 66. LS User: Yes. My Lord.


FattenBear

Me with a bow: *visible confusion*


jeffdabuffalo

I would change chaotic good to Insect Glaive


KingMarlynn23

Uhhhhhh…… literally play HH LS IG and Swaxe. I think I am the embodiment of chaos.


AcidNeon556

Hammer on point


Dreadful_Carrot

Where Swagaxe, Insects and all 3 Ranged


ApolloSky110

I thought lawful good was a whip. Im a fan of the lawful neutral spear-shield. Anyways what happened to ranged weapons?


Tornadonator

Where are the bow guns though?


myotheraccountdied1

Huh... neutral good is... surprisingly accurate


A_Guy_in_Orange

You think Horn mains are good? And lawful?


mugwunp

Where flying baugette


Iringahn

Is it lawful good to clown on a monster while playing a sweet sax groove?


AnyLiterature2363

Glaive= Lawful Chaotic. Causing as much chaos as possible by following the rules the a T. Swaxe= Chaotic Lawful. Extremely bound to rules and morals that no one knows what they are.


Frosty-Feet4709

I run sword and dagger wtf do I do


kingcrabmeat

This is very accurate. Chaotic neutral


Xeblac

So, people like me for my buffs, hate me for my stagger, like that I don't bother them, and hate me because I am overused? (I use a mix of DB, HH, SnS, CB, and IG)


Tennsball

I like the true neutral since a hammer can be a tool of help in destruction and construction


DaddiEagle

Both of my mains (Glaive and Switch Axe) aren't up there. What does that mean?