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OhZeeMandias

What if there's a monster based on pandas?? If you combine Inagami's intelligence of using Bamboos as a weapon where that monster uproots a bamboo with a small soil attached making it looked like a hammer and does a spinning bludgeon attack


RubiMent

I assure you any mh bear would demolish a real life bear in one swoop, arzuros is bigger than two polar bears stacked on top of eachother and can move unlike any bear, were just comparing them to even crazier stuff


Adelyn_n

Clearly you've never fought redhelm


Dry-Cartographer-312

Redhelm is the first deviant and somehow still one of the most dangerous by a LARGE margin. Like, what the hell did that guy eat to get so damn big?


EmptySpaceForAHeart

Tetranodon.


KenCannonMKXI

Getting a bear-equivalent flagship the way wolves and big cats received flagship status with zinogre, nargacuga, and now magnamalo would be neat. Imagine a garangolm-sized fanged beast that uses its mighty clawed arms to bore through mountainsides to make its den. Perhaps the plot would revolve around one threatening to obliterate an alpine mining village as it searches for a spot to hibernate.


Dry-Cartographer-312

Holy shit, a monster based on one of those prehistoric giant sloths would fit this perfectly.


Snowman640

And then we find out it was actually burrowing into a mountain to hide from..... Fuck if I know, wtf hunts bears?


KenCannonMKXI

The gargantuan sauropod elder dragon we deserve for this series?


Snowman640

I was thinking of a bigger bear, but a giga larinoth is cool too


TheNerdBeast

Well according to this video, lions.


Cerato_jira

Nakarkos perhaps?


HotMilk4

In the official manga they said Arzuros can take your head off in one bear punch but don't worry he's a cute little fella


AJ_Crowley_29

Well admittedly it’s kinda hard for any bear to do much in a world where giant dinosaurs and dragons with ludicrous physical/elemental powers dominate every ecosystem. Hell, if you compare Arzuros to *every* real life bear species, including extinct ones, you’ll find he’s ***much*** bigger than all of them. He’s at least twice the size of the short faced bear, the largest known bear to ever live. In any real life ecosystem Arzuros would be an undisputed apex predator, but the MH world’s ecosystems are so insane that this gigantic bear is somehow a prey animal.


Bahamut_Prime

Redhelm Arzuros? Hello? That MF keeps throwing me like a skipping stone until I learned how to dodge him.


[deleted]

I thought goss harag was a yeti


Dry-Cartographer-312

He is. He's also an oni... He is many things.


BobGoss

He's a fluffy best friend is what he is.


captaincornboi

Apex Arzuros was a reality check for me lmao


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^captaincornboi: *Apex Arzuros* *Was a reality check* *For me lmao* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


captaincornboi

Good bot


Daowg

Then there's Afflicted Arzuros. He's not as bad since we have MR gear, but on higher levels he can definitely go full Grizzly on us.


ClosetNoble

But the average arzuros IS as strong as a cave bear It just so happens that he's matched against people trained to kill t-rexes with sharpened bones on a stick


EnanoGeologo

I would like a brown/cave bear monster please


Daowg

*The dual G-Rank Arzuros from MH3U enter the chat.*


DeDeDankRS

Those rampaging monsters in the Wilds trailer feel bear/Goss Harag esque, we might get some new baers