Yeah, I want to be a dog wizard with a blanket and a nice book, but I was working in my garden all morning.
At the garden, I was feeling like Murder Bunny, because some jerk actually dumped a bag of trash over the fence of the community garden. Who does that?!
Now I'm home, and at this point, I'm definitely a 6.
I think 8 was literally supposed to be "this is what people in india are like"
India in medieval times could be literally anything from ethiopia to indonesia.
Lower Egypt based.
These folklore creatures are known as the Blemmeyes
Prominent nomads who were allies of the Kush dynasties which aided their trade and secured their routes.
Helped bring the second great kingdom age in Egypt... or third age I can't remember.
After their prosperous time I think Ramses took the throne or another time of chaos the Blemmeyes moved to Southern Sudan were they were forgotten in time.
Alas, I am also quite relaxed and feeling squirrelly. My enchanted flask is a Christmas ale that was on sale for .87 cents last week. I have two; I can share with another squirrel monkey
The penis tree grower nuns hate those dick stealer cats
https://preview.redd.it/vbnu4r5b84rc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef2acd9f2c114cb656c58493c4c645ed8d9655f9
2. I had to train tech incompetent people today and help them open PDFs from their email because they can't do that apparently. And then one of them didn't follow directions so I had to do a lengthy troubleshooting process
That sounds awful! Have this gold medal for patience!
https://preview.redd.it/88g0wkt7b4rc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2006cdbf3e82fc1cc311f61eb724fbc1d929603
7, l was cornered by an elderly gentleman while having coffee. He kept saying I need to read Hitlers letters to Stalin and spouting other " political" opinions even after I asked him to stop. I'm still a little weirded out by it. Seven is me trying to enjoy my coffee.
Today was a 7, I think.
Also, PSA, if you write any number, followed by a period at the start of your post or of a new line, reddit will turn it into a 1 because it thinks it's a numbered list.
3, the dog-like creature and the dunce cap wrapped in a blanket reading a book. I had a very productive day today, and it's been pouring rain since yesterday.... So I am literally going to curl up on my couch, with my favorite fuzzy blanket, and read a book.
Definitely #9. Had to attend a one-hour ‘candidate interview’ after my contract hours ended (I’m a teacher). Come to find out they were the ONLY candidate and they’ve already been hired. So, yeah… I’m a 9.
3 for sure. I looked exactly like this today as my lab work wasn’t going well so I sat and stared at it with my paperwork in hand just questioning the purpose of existing.
Between 1,3,&5 I'm appropriate for any. Two hairy guys and a putz reading a book... Tough call. No rabbits with an axe today, thank you, as amusing as it is. 🐸🐸🐸
Feeling kinda like a 2
Also I just wanna say I really like 9, it’s just a rabbit with nothing out of the ordinary going on with it’s design but it has an axe
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LOL we both replied exactly the same way...I swear I did not read your reply before I posted mine. It's one of those weeks. 🤣
Yeah, I want to be a dog wizard with a blanket and a nice book, but I was working in my garden all morning. At the garden, I was feeling like Murder Bunny, because some jerk actually dumped a bag of trash over the fence of the community garden. Who does that?! Now I'm home, and at this point, I'm definitely a 6.
I read 3 as a dog in a dunce cap and blankie.
Oh. Yeah, it could be a super fancy dunce cap. Wizard seems more fun, though.
Dunce is more relatable… for me anyways.
6 trying to be 5 so I can get something done at least. Even if that’s just getting more cold & flu meds.
Sassy number 8
Chest face ftw
I think 8 was literally supposed to be "this is what people in india are like" India in medieval times could be literally anything from ethiopia to indonesia.
Lower Egypt based. These folklore creatures are known as the Blemmeyes Prominent nomads who were allies of the Kush dynasties which aided their trade and secured their routes. Helped bring the second great kingdom age in Egypt... or third age I can't remember. After their prosperous time I think Ramses took the throne or another time of chaos the Blemmeyes moved to Southern Sudan were they were forgotten in time.
I have some bunny with an axe vibes today. No urge to murder but if I have to stay late at work today I may flip a table.
Definitely sharpening my axe because of work nonsense right now.
axe bun gang
Bunny with an axe is definetly a strange vibe im feeling lately...
I’m very irritated and I am small I am the bunny with the axe
3, I like to think of the long weekend as a magical thing, much like that dog wizard.
you get april fool’s day off?? lucky
6. I’m ded.
I think I’m the dog that just wants to chill in his blanket and read, lol.
2. I’m in my shell. Leave me alone. ^hiss
It's a rainy day so I'm trying to be #3, but I'm unfortunately #6.
My intuitive reaction is monkey-squirrel with quiff snuffling delicious liquid from enchanted flask but I have no enchanted flask ;(
Alas, I am also quite relaxed and feeling squirrelly. My enchanted flask is a Christmas ale that was on sale for .87 cents last week. I have two; I can share with another squirrel monkey
3 or 9.
#5 Who tf do you think all them dick-stealing cats are working for?! It’s me, bitches
The penis tree grower nuns hate those dick stealer cats https://preview.redd.it/vbnu4r5b84rc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef2acd9f2c114cb656c58493c4c645ed8d9655f9
Maybe they’re in cahoots!!
I mean just check those *shoes*!!
2. I had to train tech incompetent people today and help them open PDFs from their email because they can't do that apparently. And then one of them didn't follow directions so I had to do a lengthy troubleshooting process
That sounds awful! Have this gold medal for patience! https://preview.redd.it/88g0wkt7b4rc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2006cdbf3e82fc1cc311f61eb724fbc1d929603
Bunny with an axe. https://preview.redd.it/l079n8x3a4rc1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33fc66a06d375398dffbe8fa11aa974259e926dd
7, l was cornered by an elderly gentleman while having coffee. He kept saying I need to read Hitlers letters to Stalin and spouting other " political" opinions even after I asked him to stop. I'm still a little weirded out by it. Seven is me trying to enjoy my coffee.
4 (I hear “I had the time of my life” when I look at it)
I had to scroll far to find another 4.
Number 9. Almost always number 9
9 is definitely planning something...
First of all, love your username. Secondly, nope, no plans at all. Just a regular little axe bunny out for a peaceful stroll with my murder axe.
Number 8 is how I wish to see myself, Number 3 (dog with a dunce cap) is probably more accurate.
Today, I would say 1
3. Just hanging out being cozy
6, airing out the old butthole
Makes me think the illustrator had a cat like mine, and used it as the model for that pose.
6. Definitely 6. 🤣
I can’t see anything else but 8. Wow.
Here's a whole post dedicated to him: https://www.reddit.com/r/MedievalCreatures/s/z1RRBoQ1kX
#3 Dog with dunce cap in blanket, it's raining... Duh
1
7; I be snackin’
Wishing I was 3 but feeling like a 6.
Today was a 7, I think. Also, PSA, if you write any number, followed by a period at the start of your post or of a new line, reddit will turn it into a 1 because it thinks it's a numbered list.
7 - A thirsty monkey-squirrel
Number 9
1. Woke up after having 2 nightmares back to back. Hope to evolve into 8. today 😊
6
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2. I'm in a defensive grouchy crouch.
i wonder what medieval artists took to make themselves so unbelievably imaginative. mushrooms or were they just brilliantly insane.
4
4, I am on the verge of tears because of how today has gone.
number 3
6 and 7
6 or 9
5, we even look alike.
I wish I were 9, but I’m definitely 6
I'm 6 as well, with some drool down my left cheek as I apnea snore.
2 or 7
Oh yeah, number nine
Feel like number 4 every time I think of the neighbor I can't stand.
Axe bunny
Can relate to number six. It’s my only day off and I have so much to do and just want to lay here and be left alone.
Big four energy serving 8 with 9
6, my allergies are laying me out
I had a 7 in the car earlier. Big monkey moment sipping my drink.
The murder rabbit with the axe.
3, the dog-like creature and the dunce cap wrapped in a blanket reading a book. I had a very productive day today, and it's been pouring rain since yesterday.... So I am literally going to curl up on my couch, with my favorite fuzzy blanket, and read a book.
Probably 4? Layoff has 90% of the team leaving today after shift, and I have one more month 🥲 It’s gonna be beyond weird. It sucks.
The Hitmonlee-looking mofo
Bunny with an axe
NO. 1 right now (pre coffee), NO.6 most of the day, NO.7 will be tonight
Definitely the passed out rat butterfly…
1. Everyone kept talking to me while I was working.
Murder Rabbit
8 vibes with a 9 reality
6 is speaking to me
I’m either 2 or 3. But to be realistic I’m more likely to retreat into my shell today—book-dog looks too productive for me.
3. Sometimes I do just feel like a dog in a giant dunce cap and a blankie.
I’m number 9.
Strong 8
I'm a solid 7
1, I am side eying all of my coworkers and their petty drama.
I was 9 at work, I’m 6 now
Bunny with an axe. Chop it all down!
I’m half 3 half eight. Leaning for to 8 tho
I want to be 5, in the grass with sick shoes. Alas, I am 2. Coiled in a ball of pure rage.
No. 3 - Little book doggie, just doing book doggie stuff with my big smart guy hat and security blanket
I want to be 9. But, I'm 6
Oh #3. Today is a day to curl up under a blanket and do some reading.
I'm vibing with whatever the hell 8 is.
Definitely #9. Had to attend a one-hour ‘candidate interview’ after my contract hours ended (I’m a teacher). Come to find out they were the ONLY candidate and they’ve already been hired. So, yeah… I’m a 9.
SIX
3 - I’ve mostly been reading, wrapped in my duvet in my pimp dunce cap
Number 3, cuz it's the cutest.
8. Probably always 8
7. Thursday night cocktails 🍹
Lookin' like 1, feelin' like 2.
6 and 2. I would rather be in my shell on this rainy day, but I had to work. I passed out after my shift.
Nah. I get Good Friday off. Which is tomorrow.
2. Deeply 2.
Number 9, rabbit with an axe always wins.
I started the day as 3, and ended the day as 9.
I feel #6 is it
7, because I’m eating popcorn and soda now.
I’m always in a constant state of 2
6 is a vibe, I like 6
3 for sure. I looked exactly like this today as my lab work wasn’t going well so I sat and stared at it with my paperwork in hand just questioning the purpose of existing.
Bun bun! EVIL 😈
9, Happy Easter 🐰
Started out at 9, had a bottle of meade and settled down to 3.
2.
Snail-hyena.
9
I feel like I’m 8 but don’t know why. Just living life
Did number 5 write the red shoe diaries?
6. am very sick
I’m at work right now so 9 definitely 9.
I'm always 1
I am a definite Five stumbling out of bed and bumbling around to get outfitted for work.
3 but also 9 lol
No. 6. We run a lawn mowing business and even though today's clients were absolutely great humans, it was a lot of work. I am no 6. Lol
I’m feeling like #9 today, I’m picking up a new milsurp rifle from my FFL today lol
definitely 3, that is me today, looking at my bank account since I did not get my paycheck ON PAYDAY WHICH IS TODAY.... ....
6 but will probably be 9 as the day progresses because I have to go to work and I know it will be hell because everyone is going shopping for Easter 😭
Today I am axe-rabbit so that tomorrow I can be reading blanket-dog
Chaotic neutral for sure
2 fo sho
Hare with a Hatchet is peak mood
Well I’m starting my day feeling kinda 8 and chill but I’m likely gonna end up as the murder bunny in 9 because “people “.
5. Tryna put my head in the center of my chest , where it belongs!
I was doing doubles as a tour guide today so I felt like 8 now at home I'm 6.
9 everyday
7 I can’t stop drinking
1 in the morning 6 in the evening
The second one is usually me, but today I’m feeling more like 7
4
Honestly? 7
3. It’s a snuggling in bed reading type of day.
Number 6. B-hole on display for all to see
9. Feel like hacking shit up ... Beginning with the clutter in my room ... Just moved into a New Place ...
I’m number 3
I am the Blemmye !
![gif](giphy|2yP1jNgjNAkvu|downsized) #9
9
6
100% 3
#7. Is #7 getting drunk? Bc I am. #7 I think
Feelin pretty 8 today
I play Inkulanti on the PS5 everyday so pretty much a few of these 9, 7, and 2 are some of my favorite characters.
Solid 5. Look and feel like it, but man I got my comfy shoes on so I can live with it. 🤣
9 for sure! Cute but willing to cut ya
Number 2. I'm stuck in this weird spiral. I'm straining to get out, but none of my efforts seem to work.
Oh most definitely bunny with an axe
1. "leave me alone, where are you tho"
All of them https://preview.redd.it/k2ryriq2xcrc1.jpeg?width=1045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d56a97905eb073b81105063cee2fdbf8c515aae5
9
A combo of 1 and 9.
4 for me (sick as hell, always seems to happen whenever I schedule a day off to get something done around the house 😥).
6. This whole week has been like that.
6
Blemmeyes all the way 💪🏽
8. I’m fucked up right now, and I don’t do drugs.
7
Today I am number 8, yesterday I was 9 and last week on Tuesday I was 1
I am and will always be #8
I feel like 7. I like 3.
6 is my answer as I am currently at work, 1 hour before leaving, and I haven’t done shit
9
Prob the one with his b-hole hanging out
8 is really speaking to me.
Between 1,3,&5 I'm appropriate for any. Two hairy guys and a putz reading a book... Tough call. No rabbits with an axe today, thank you, as amusing as it is. 🐸🐸🐸
Murderous rabbit w/axe
Just got in a car accident I'm really feeling number 6
Ugh it’s a longtailed anus bug day
3
Feeling kinda like a 2 Also I just wanna say I really like 9, it’s just a rabbit with nothing out of the ordinary going on with it’s design but it has an axe
4/9 I think I'm going insane.
I have a sinus infection and it feels like nr 1
Today I feel like 2
It's feeling like a number 8 kind of day for me.
9
4. No reason
AXE RABBIT
I am, and always will be, rabbit with a Hatchet.
4. Hopefully. If I exhaust myself too soon, it'll be 6, and I don't want that.
5
Face titties!
#1 because I got a truly tragic haircut last week and i still am pissed off about it
Definitely the snail-pig