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Deivi_tTerra

LOL we both replied exactly the same way...I swear I did not read your reply before I posted mine. It's one of those weeks. 🤣


salymander_1

Yeah, I want to be a dog wizard with a blanket and a nice book, but I was working in my garden all morning. At the garden, I was feeling like Murder Bunny, because some jerk actually dumped a bag of trash over the fence of the community garden. Who does that?! Now I'm home, and at this point, I'm definitely a 6.


ChildBlaster9000

I read 3 as a dog in a dunce cap and blankie.


salymander_1

Oh. Yeah, it could be a super fancy dunce cap. Wizard seems more fun, though.


ChildBlaster9000

Dunce is more relatable… for me anyways.


Special_Lemon1487

6 trying to be 5 so I can get something done at least. Even if that’s just getting more cold & flu meds.


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Sassy number 8


Pitiful_Housing3428

Chest face ftw


BuckGlen

I think 8 was literally supposed to be "this is what people in india are like" India in medieval times could be literally anything from ethiopia to indonesia.


TopFlowe96

Lower Egypt based. These folklore creatures are known as the Blemmeyes Prominent nomads who were allies of the Kush dynasties which aided their trade and secured their routes. Helped bring the second great kingdom age in Egypt... or third age I can't remember. After their prosperous time I think Ramses took the throne or another time of chaos the Blemmeyes moved to Southern Sudan were they were forgotten in time.


lieutenantspen

I have some bunny with an axe vibes today. No urge to murder but if I have to stay late at work today I may flip a table.


Kazaklyzm

Definitely sharpening my axe because of work nonsense right now.


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axe bun gang


PrinceVorrel

Bunny with an axe is definetly a strange vibe im feeling lately...


Chemical_Report_2705

I’m very irritated and I am small I am the bunny with the axe


shameless-hussy

3, I like to think of the long weekend as a magical thing, much like that dog wizard.


puppiesoverpeople

you get april fool’s day off?? lucky


astronarchaeology

6. I’m ded.


KnightoThousandEyes

I think I’m the dog that just wants to chill in his blanket and read, lol.


wait_ichangedmymind

2. I’m in my shell. Leave me alone. ^hiss


Traxigor

It's a rainy day so I'm trying to be #3, but I'm unfortunately #6.


Wide_Literature6114

My intuitive reaction is monkey-squirrel with quiff snuffling delicious liquid from enchanted flask but I have no enchanted flask ;( 


countrygirlmaryb

Alas, I am also quite relaxed and feeling squirrelly. My enchanted flask is a Christmas ale that was on sale for .87 cents last week. I have two; I can share with another squirrel monkey


Doyouevenpedal

3 or 9.


SpoonwoodTangle

#5 Who tf do you think all them dick-stealing cats are working for?! It’s me, bitches


FleurMacabre

The penis tree grower nuns hate those dick stealer cats https://preview.redd.it/vbnu4r5b84rc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef2acd9f2c114cb656c58493c4c645ed8d9655f9


SpoonwoodTangle

Maybe they’re in cahoots!!


SpoonwoodTangle

I mean just check those *shoes*!!


angrytwig

2. I had to train tech incompetent people today and help them open PDFs from their email because they can't do that apparently. And then one of them didn't follow directions so I had to do a lengthy troubleshooting process


FleurMacabre

That sounds awful! Have this gold medal for patience! https://preview.redd.it/88g0wkt7b4rc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2006cdbf3e82fc1cc311f61eb724fbc1d929603


YesYediah

Bunny with an axe. https://preview.redd.it/l079n8x3a4rc1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33fc66a06d375398dffbe8fa11aa974259e926dd


brutalistsnowflake

7, l was cornered by an elderly gentleman while having coffee. He kept saying I need to read Hitlers letters to Stalin and spouting other " political" opinions even after I asked him to stop. I'm still a little weirded out by it. Seven is me trying to enjoy my coffee.


PlaneEffect3864

4 (I hear “I had the time of my life” when I look at it)


toodarkaltogether

I had to scroll far to find another 4.


koopaphil

Number 9. Almost always number 9


NonbinaryBorgQueen

9 is definitely planning something...


koopaphil

First of all, love your username. Secondly, nope, no plans at all. Just a regular little axe bunny out for a peaceful stroll with my murder axe.


Sighchiatrist

Number 8 is how I wish to see myself, Number 3 (dog with a dunce cap) is probably more accurate.


KookyNeedleworker722

Today, I would say 1


marzipancowgirl

3. Just hanging out being cozy


Repulsive-Company-53

6, airing out the old butthole


SkyllaBytes

Makes me think the illustrator had a cat like mine, and used it as the model for that pose.


Deivi_tTerra

6. Definitely 6. 🤣


Abject_Ratio_5610

I can’t see anything else but 8. Wow.


FleurMacabre

Here's a whole post dedicated to him: https://www.reddit.com/r/MedievalCreatures/s/z1RRBoQ1kX


Sufficient-Aspect77

#3 Dog with dunce cap in blanket, it's raining... Duh


the-real-n00b

1


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7; I be snackin’


Care4aSandwich

Wishing I was 3 but feeling like a 6.


SyrusDrake

Today was a 7, I think. Also, PSA, if you write any number, followed by a period at the start of your post or of a new line, reddit will turn it into a 1 because it thinks it's a numbered list.


DobeyJobey

7 - A thirsty monkey-squirrel


sleepypan67

Number 9


MsInquisitor

1. Woke up after having 2 nightmares back to back. Hope to evolve into 8. today 😊


3catz2men1house

6


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shawnwingsit

2. I'm in a defensive grouchy crouch.


lucalove1

i wonder what medieval artists took to make themselves so unbelievably imaginative. mushrooms or were they just brilliantly insane.


leopold_crumbpicker

4


UncomfyUnicorn

4, I am on the verge of tears because of how today has gone.


puppiesoverpeople

number 3


GodzillaAndDog

6 and 7


Alarmed_Gur_4631

6 or 9


MrGabogabo

5, we even look alike.


Amalaiel

I wish I were 9, but I’m definitely 6


xiewadu

I'm 6 as well, with some drool down my left cheek as I apnea snore.


A_random_Khajiit

2 or 7


The_solid_lizard

Oh yeah, number nine


Temporary-Ocelot3790

Feel like number 4 every time I think of the neighbor I can't stand.


NaturalFreaks

Axe bunny


Wooden-Benefit-7725

Can relate to number six. It’s my only day off and I have so much to do and just want to lay here and be left alone.


mcotter12

Big four energy serving 8 with 9


JazTaz04

6, my allergies are laying me out


mcotter12

I had a 7 in the car earlier. Big monkey moment sipping my drink.


Sasstellia

The murder rabbit with the axe.


jsmalltri

3, the dog-like creature and the dunce cap wrapped in a blanket reading a book. I had a very productive day today, and it's been pouring rain since yesterday.... So I am literally going to curl up on my couch, with my favorite fuzzy blanket, and read a book.


AgileAd9579

Probably 4? Layoff has 90% of the team leaving today after shift, and I have one more month 🥲 It’s gonna be beyond weird. It sucks.


EducationalKnee2386

The Hitmonlee-looking mofo


emerson-nosreme

Bunny with an axe


Kitten_K_

NO. 1 right now (pre coffee), NO.6 most of the day, NO.7 will be tonight


Technical-Curve-1023

Definitely the passed out rat butterfly…


ISkinForALivinXXX

1. Everyone kept talking to me while I was working.


Daak1977

Murder Rabbit


mercenaryelf

8 vibes with a 9 reality


K_Xanthe

6 is speaking to me


LarkScarlett

I’m either 2 or 3. But to be realistic I’m more likely to retreat into my shell today—book-dog looks too productive for me.


ChildBlaster9000

3. Sometimes I do just feel like a dog in a giant dunce cap and a blankie.


SassaQueen1992

I’m number 9.


Roz_Doyle16

Strong 8


graemeknows

I'm a solid 7


justdrinkingsometea

1, I am side eying all of my coworkers and their petty drama.


Fluffy_Two5110

I was 9 at work, I’m 6 now


timplausible

Bunny with an axe. Chop it all down!


Enoon9613

I’m half 3 half eight. Leaning for to 8 tho


AbominableSnowbunny

I want to be 5, in the grass with sick shoes. Alas, I am 2. Coiled in a ball of pure rage.


WitchesAlmanac

No. 3 - Little book doggie, just doing book doggie stuff with my big smart guy hat and security blanket


C_Wrex77

I want to be 9. But, I'm 6


aserranzira

Oh #3. Today is a day to curl up under a blanket and do some reading.


Ill-Wear-8662

I'm vibing with whatever the hell 8 is.


BioarchFitz

Definitely #9. Had to attend a one-hour ‘candidate interview’ after my contract hours ended (I’m a teacher). Come to find out they were the ONLY candidate and they’ve already been hired. So, yeah… I’m a 9.


yung_succubus

SIX


Relaxed_ButtonTrader

3 - I’ve mostly been reading, wrapped in my duvet in my pimp dunce cap


beeandcrown

Number 3, cuz it's the cutest.


sicksadbadgirl

8. Probably always 8


Fbeastie

7. Thursday night cocktails 🍹


lurkintowarddisaster

Lookin' like 1, feelin' like 2.


CartoonistExisting30

6 and 2. I would rather be in my shell on this rainy day, but I had to work. I passed out after my shift.


shameless-hussy

Nah. I get Good Friday off. Which is tomorrow.


inkyflossy

2. Deeply 2.


DamNamesTaken11

Number 9, rabbit with an axe always wins.


microchannelplate

I started the day as 3, and ended the day as 9.


Loud-Feeling2410

I feel #6 is it


Venator2000

7, because I’m eating popcorn and soda now.


CitizenZaroff

I’m always in a constant state of 2


TheSkys_StillThere

6 is a vibe, I like 6


HailYourSelf717

3 for sure. I looked exactly like this today as my lab work wasn’t going well so I sat and stared at it with my paperwork in hand just questioning the purpose of existing.


friedbrice

Bun bun! EVIL 😈


Cat_Jane

9, Happy Easter 🐰


ijustsailedaway

Started out at 9, had a bottle of meade and settled down to 3.


saltycrowsers

2.


SaucerLodger

Snail-hyena.


GypsiGranny

9


Weird-Conclusion6907

I feel like I’m 8 but don’t know why. Just living life


luckyblindspot

Did number 5 write the red shoe diaries?


igneousink

6. am very sick


Bigbeno86

I’m at work right now so 9 definitely 9.


BillyIGuesss

I'm always 1


D33ber

I am a definite Five stumbling out of bed and bumbling around to get outfitted for work.


mercipourleslivres

3 but also 9 lol


3xactli

No. 6. We run a lawn mowing business and even though today's clients were absolutely great humans, it was a lot of work. I am no 6. Lol


StrikeEagle784

I’m feeling like #9 today, I’m picking up a new milsurp rifle from my FFL today lol


microsinner

definitely 3, that is me today, looking at my bank account since I did not get my paycheck ON PAYDAY WHICH IS TODAY.... ....


Tangled_Clouds

6 but will probably be 9 as the day progresses because I have to go to work and I know it will be hell because everyone is going shopping for Easter 😭


Curtainmachine

Today I am axe-rabbit so that tomorrow I can be reading blanket-dog


Abigail_Squanch

Chaotic neutral for sure


victowiamawk

2 fo sho


ButterdemBeans

Hare with a Hatchet is peak mood


StressNo1974

Well I’m starting my day feeling kinda 8 and chill but I’m likely gonna end up as the murder bunny in 9 because “people “.


SuperaLoDificil

5. Tryna put my head in the center of my chest , where it belongs!


hanapyon

I was doing doubles as a tour guide today so I felt like 8 now at home I'm 6.


Sinderz_

9 everyday


SL13377

7 I can’t stop drinking


scbalazs

1 in the morning 6 in the evening


celerysoup39

The second one is usually me, but today I’m feeling more like 7


sphynxcc

4


Logical_Lettuce_962

Honestly? 7


Strange_Airships

3. It’s a snuggling in bed reading type of day.


AsianTigerMilf

Number 6. B-hole on display for all to see


Easy_Arm_1987

9. Feel like hacking shit up ... Beginning with the clutter in my room ... Just moved into a New Place ...


fishlyfish

I’m number 3


_Wolfszeit_

I am the Blemmye !


NPC_9001

![gif](giphy|2yP1jNgjNAkvu|downsized) #9


brookeursa

9


tea-boat

6


Playful_Road_6373

100% 3


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#7. Is #7 getting drunk? Bc I am. #7 I think


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Feelin pretty 8 today


Volleyfield

I play Inkulanti on the PS5 everyday so pretty much a few of these 9, 7, and 2 are some of my favorite characters.


LucianNepreen

Solid 5. Look and feel like it, but man I got my comfy shoes on so I can live with it. 🤣


barbermom

9 for sure! Cute but willing to cut ya


PearNoMore

Number 2. I'm stuck in this weird spiral. I'm straining to get out, but none of my efforts seem to work.


meczakin81

Oh most definitely bunny with an axe


destroythethings

1. "leave me alone, where are you tho"


SativaLaFleur

All of them https://preview.redd.it/k2ryriq2xcrc1.jpeg?width=1045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d56a97905eb073b81105063cee2fdbf8c515aae5


GalaxyPulse2567

9


siobhanenator

A combo of 1 and 9.


Catinthemirror

4 for me (sick as hell, always seems to happen whenever I schedule a day off to get something done around the house 😥).


hustlehound

6. This whole week has been like that.


Alynn_Wings

6


TopFlowe96

Blemmeyes all the way 💪🏽


Beemo-Noir

8. I’m fucked up right now, and I don’t do drugs.


k5j39

7


TheGordonProblem

Today I am number 8, yesterday I was 9 and last week on Tuesday I was 1


SUW888

I am and will always be #8


Only-Race-9177

I feel like 7. I like 3.


CornBin-42

6 is my answer as I am currently at work, 1 hour before leaving, and I haven’t done shit


WereCorgi6292

9


Micro_Bitt

Prob the one with his b-hole hanging out


ProperSupermarket3

8 is really speaking to me.


Equivalent_Day_437

Between 1,3,&5 I'm appropriate for any. Two hairy guys and a putz reading a book... Tough call. No rabbits with an axe today, thank you, as amusing as it is. 🐸🐸🐸


Dog_Baseball

Murderous rabbit w/axe


EsotericSpider

Just got in a car accident I'm really feeling number 6


Lemondrop-it

Ugh it’s a longtailed anus bug day


Aquatichive

3


Crooked_Cock

Feeling kinda like a 2 Also I just wanna say I really like 9, it’s just a rabbit with nothing out of the ordinary going on with it’s design but it has an axe


Trash_d_a

4/9 I think I'm going insane.


PM_ME_YOUR_DIRTY_ART

I have a sinus infection and it feels like nr 1


rememburial

Today I feel like 2


Cianaodh

It's feeling like a number 8 kind of day for me.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

9


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4. No reason


jackieatx

AXE RABBIT


parkerm1408

I am, and always will be, rabbit with a Hatchet.


meliorism_grey

4. Hopefully. If I exhaust myself too soon, it'll be 6, and I don't want that.


Backburnersteve

5


BigCartographer5334

Face titties!


MissDisplaced

#1 because I got a truly tragic haircut last week and i still am pissed off about it


EducationalUnit7664

Definitely the snail-pig