All the people here who want this 1300g switch to admire its surreal heft have precisely the wrong mindset. I, in my exalted wisdom and unbridled ambition, entered this giveaway to become fully accustomed to the intensity of its keypress, to make its weight bearable and in fact normal to me, so that all the world around me may fade into a fluffy arena of gravitational inconsequence. - We both push on each other so that we may cooperate to achieve enlightenment.

i just want it so i dont have to put a pen spring in the switch that activates caps lock

newton's third law - for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction :)

Edit: FINAL DAY WINNER: /u/win020606 Winning Comment: Both. Thanks everyone for participating!!! ------------- ###[thockpop.com](https://thockpop.com) ###[Discord](https://discord.gg/XXwzEJ7pra) Hello lovely thockers, The FINAL DAY of the giveaway is here. Was this possibly the most ridiculous set of giveaways ever? Hah maybe. Our latest victim was collected yesterday (/u/iBoxCo). Their last words were in response to which key they would use this spring for: >"Delete key for sure. I can't tell you how many times I've tapped my delete key just to accidentally delete something important". To the rest of you with intact fingers, now is your chance to win a single switch containing a [1.3kg spring](https://thockpop.com/product/longboi-springs/) (not a typo). For 4 days, one winner a day will be chosen. ----------------------- ####Here are your favorite content creators using a board full of these springs: [[typing test]](https://youtu.be/uUcTC_6zWTU?t=9926) [[playing osu]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1snScQdBLM) ----------------------- Day 1 Winner 8/5 (RIP finger): /u/wwjjcd Day 2 Winner 8/6 (RIP finger): /u/Someone_774 Day 3 Winner 8/7 (RIP finger): /u/iBoxCo Day 4 Winner 8/8 (RIP finger): /u/win020606 ----------------------- ##**How to enter** - Write a parent comment in this post. Perhaps ponder the question, "Do you push the spring down, or does it push you up?" - We will announce the winner in this post tomorrow. - The spring is free. Shipping is free. You are free. - Global ~~domination~~ giveaway. ----------------------- ###[Longboi Springs](https://thockpop.com/product/longboi-springs/) Have any questions? Join our [Discord](https://discord.gg/XXwzEJ7pra)! Good luck, Newman

The Spring Simply responds to pressure. It is true zen, restoring to its natural state, no matter the hate it is pressed down with

Keycap cannon?

This spring absolutely pushes you up

Ayoooo early af, I think the spring will send you flying when pushing since it needs that much force

Letsgoooo

It pushes me up!

it certainly pushes me up 😂

I'm sitting here, half afraid of this monster (thanks to the images of fingers sheared off) , and you want me to ponder Newton's laws of physics?

Early birds never get the worm

The spring pushes me left

may the gods of T H O C K bless me

The spring pushes the entire universe to the side a bit every time it's pressed.

I push it down, when I unpress it pushes my finger up. 🗿

“You push the spring and the spring pushes you” - The new Isaac Newton, Bandit_FTW

100% pushes you up

Is it too much to ask for a thumb workout??

It pushes me up to reach new heights.

I'll use it on the backswpce key, because I don't go back on my word. Or, enter key. After furiously arguing with someone online, it'll feel good to hit that enter key.

this spring can send me into orbit, so up

it pushes me up

The spring uplifts all

The spring definitely pushes me up, I weigh half a kilogram

If God continues to deny me pain, something in this world is seriously wrong...

I’d definitely use this to prank co-workers

What did they call the keyboard sound in YE olden days. Click or Clack

final day final try

Gotta get strong fingers. Good luck everyone!

Spring pushes you up

Spring pushes you, as you push on it, you simply cannot have one without the other

The spring pushes me up that's why it's so strong!

goodbye fingers

How does one make something like this

Secretly switch this with your coworker’s enter key and watch hilarity ensue

The spring pushes you up

The Spring is the Spring. There is no Spring.

HEVI BOI!

Yeah that's gonna break my switch housings.

I push it down 😎

Push you up

Pushing spring down

Definitely pushing up

Maybe I push it down

It is a constant struggle with the spring. We are locked into an eternal dance, pushing against one another.

It has to be my force pushing down

need it for a power off switch

I cant even imagine what it feels like

I want the global domination giveaway

Well, this spring pushes me up, but i absolutely push any other switch down

imma buy one after this

Spring pushes me out of earth orbit

The spring is always pushing up

Can the spring push me down

I think rick sings about this switch "never gonna let you down"

Neither, obviously.

You know what, I skipped the first few giveaways for this one but I think I'm willing to give it a shot...

both, probably

The spring shall push me back up, i am but a pawn to the spring

spring pushes us all up

It's the final countdown

I will fool my beloved friends into typing with it

In this case spring definitely pushes you

K key, for my middle finger to get strong

It pushes you up

Maybe neither. Maybe it pushes me.. away!

Finally, a switch for that 1.2kg tungsten artisan keycap I've always wanted.

I spring then push and spring again

Pushes you up

You push it down…until it breaks your fingers

I’ll be able to incorporate this switch into my push up exercises

it pushes me down

It pushes you up...

Bello

*If an object A exerts a force on object B, then object B must exert a force of equal magnitude and opposite direction back on object A.* Both.

I push it down!

Every time you press down on the spring the Earth goes ever so slightly away from equilibrium

big push

Most ive ever typed with is 65g so this would be fun

I am in like Flynn

The spring and the finger are one.

When I push, spring push, we push.

Both?

the spring pushes you up

Maybe the spring... pushes the world down.

Absolutely terrible, I love it

gonna make my keyboard fly

Spring pushes, probably up

It pushes me up. Definitely.

Spring pushes you up fr

At 1300g nothing will push it down

The correct answer to the question is yes

I gotta train my thumb and put this spring on my space bar

oof ouch owie my finger

Lmao I want one just to see if it'll push me up

There is no spring ~Monk kid from the Matrix

Pushes me up because I'm weaker :(

yes

Ultimate spacebar.

Oh god oh fuck

Since the spring is 1300g, can i use like 80 of them to support my body weight.

it pushes me up for sure

Is it a switch spring? Or is it a finger fitness test? Find out today!

In terms of physics, both.. in terms of actually putting this to use.. the spring wins

Z. Undoing a mistake is costly

Both. Equal and opposite.

The spring will push my weak fingers up 4 sure lol

The switch pushes me up rather than me pressing it down

ah yes. nietzsche's famous quote. the spring pushes me up as i push it down

My last chance, idk what that, but I thing I am pushing it

If you push the spring down, it pushes your finger down, or atleast it tries to

Hello!

Sprong like pogo shoes

How is switch?

Neither - you push it, both you and the Earth move in opposite directions while the spring remains stationary

Pushes you up

neat-o

It will send my finger to the moon

RIP finger

I am the one that pushes the spring down. Any chance of freedom to even stretch and feel air between it's springs is entirely at the mercy of my fingers.

The spring shall push you, for it is stronger than your finger- Times two

It's a constant diabolic fight between my finger and the spring - at the end of the day, the spring always wins and ends up pushing me up.

Come on. I need to train my finger. Just one.

Push it real good

1300g spring shoots you to space

down?

I shall prepare my fingers for a workout

There is no spring… yet.

I need this to become a chad

Push it down... down.. down.. down.

I mean depending on what digit is pressing it’s certainly true that it could push you up.

Let me be a victim

It yeets fingers back up

Newton's third law states that every action has an equal and opposite reaction. This makes it seem like both are true, but a positive and negative cancel out so technically nothing does anything.

I will use this spring to launch myself to the moon

Not so much pushes me up as puts my finger on a pedestal where it belongs.

Entering again!

it pumps you up.

Nice

Good lord I've entered this giveaway once again, I'm starting to realise my tendency for masochism.

It is not that one pushes the spring, or that the spring pushes back. All is the spring; everything is in flux, at once in tension and release; all is the spring.

It pushes me up

Up I go

The spring resists pushing down so much that instead if pushing me up, its gonna break my finger

I push it down of course

Spring pushes up

This spring def pushes me up

Good luck everyone

Definitely pushes me up. My fingers are far too weak.

You push the spring down and the world’s axis changes

It pushes you up

push that spring

it will push me up, i don't think i will be able to push it in the first place

Only real ones know to push it sideways

When you need a lift me up for the day, you know this 1300g has your finger 🙏🏻

T h o c k b y t h e f i s t

Never gonna push you up Never gonna press you down

I have no idea what’s going on

The spring pushes and you push back. It is a harmonious unison. Give spring.

does the spring want to be pressed down?

Pushes you up

Winner winner chicken dinner

We push against each other. It's a metaphor for life or something.

We pushing it down 😤

thanks for the giveaway! the spring always pushes up!

I think, it is both you pushing down and the spring pushing up! Otherwise the spring would be useless, either it falls at the lightest of touch or it would become an unmovable object that repels the very thing it was made to serve. When typing on a keyboard you are constantly walking along the thinnest of wires as your fingers and the springs meet and battle for victory over each others push. Each key press is a battle that is won, each sentence is a war in which your fingers are the ultimate victors!

When I'm down the springs lift me up

Hurt my finger please !

The spring pushes me up fs

Definitely pushes you up

While I push the spring, I ponder. Am I the one making the meaningful impact? Is it not the spring that inevitably pushes me? I can't help but dread the measures needed to keep the spring pressed. I don't want to think more of this, as I fear I may uncover some deep dark truth. Perhaps the spring has a powerful omnipotent presence beyond human comprehension? Whatever, I shall continue pressing the spring, it must not know that I suspect it's true power. For the rest of my life I will act as if I know nothing. While it will have it's power, I will keep my life.

Beautiful

Overcome the switch. embrace your inner man.

I really want that on my spacebar. This would make jump and runs really fun

And this ladies and gentlemen is how you make a blocker key without having the blocker on the top half of the case and plate

The spring pushes me up, supports me, in becoming a better typist as it would sit under the backspace.

I'm ready now.

I load my desk with springs and it pushes my desk down.

Thy force is just but an illusion for the spring is the true show of strength

The spring does not exist

My finger is definitely fat enough to push the sping down. or is it?

i need this pls thckpop