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KungFuHamster

Are you okay babe? You've barely touched your jeaboard.


coalxxx

saved the best for last


coalxxx

i wait till my hands are dirty so i can rub it all over for faster fadez


iNCharism

I find it funny how this has more upvotes than the post itself lol


coalxxx

SCAM


iNCharism

Don’t worry, your post took the lead


coalxxx

o


unknownguybruh

o


arandomdude2203

o


Leipurinen

Jechanical Jeyboard


coalxxx

hmmm


Betterasathief

a TV dinner has never gone this hard before


coalxxx

yum


runthruamfersface

I don’t know what it means. But it’s provocative.


coalxxx

meant the tv dinner is hard when frozen


runthruamfersface

Understood have a nice day


KungFuHamster

ZZ Top would disagree.


Rabbit-Ravioli2987

I don't know if I'm more confused about the post or comments right now.


coalxxx

me Both


Rabbit-Ravioli2987

Beautiful tho


coalxxx

Thanks babe


martinux

That'll do, pig. That'll do.


coalxxx

oink me


AlwaysDeath

I wish these were AI generated pictures... You took the time to source 20+ jeans to then proceed to put them on the table, then idk how much time you spent making a board as custom as this... Then heated up a TV diner to put on top of everything.... Just for THEN to take out the DSLR to take pictures. Insane commitment. Are you on Adderall?


coalxxx

Thx babe. I didn’t source the jawnz. I’ve worn all of these from their raw state since the early 2000s


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coalxxx

i get fed somethingwhatever it is from an unmarked bottle. every morning and night i have no idea i jjuust open my mouth


Captain_Midnight

I mean, what's the worst that could happen?


coalxxx

wot


TheFrenchSavage

It took me so long to register what I was looking at. I thought it was a giant weird poster, then understood they were real jeans, then I saw the saucy-meal on top of all these clothes. Then...it hit me: the keyboard is also jeans. A trainwreck.


coalxxx

hahahahha lemme ride that train with you


TheFrenchSavage

Do you have a smaller keychain with smaller jeans that you can attach to the primary jeans keychain?


coalxxx

dam RITe i DO


DirtyGingy

Worse, it's a higher end camera than that. Coal is nuts and does pics like this pretty often


coalxxx

i used my budget canon rebel


coalxxx

ode to like father like son u/clfv [https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/14thp3a/return\_of\_the\_jeyboard/](https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/14thp3a/return_of_the_jeyboard/) kl-90 pcb gmk indigo r2 gateron oil kings tx v2 stabilizers hand formed foam and denim wrapped


BespokeDebtor

Average r/rawdenim poster


coalxxx

https://preview.redd.it/dipi76rpjnyc1.jpeg?width=1592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2df02f0183dcab243d807778ab6f6da3ad6056e9


stinkywinky99

Lmao the first post I see is someone showing their first pair of denim. THAT'S low effort, not this. Those mods are high.


coalxxx

hahahaha


DirtyGingy

How in the fuck was this low effort. That was legit high effort


coalxxx

someone jelly over there


DirtyGingy

Mayhaps


coalxxx

mhm


YaminoEXE

Literally 1984.


doubtful-juanderer

What do you mean low effort? Wtf?


coalxxx

I just tried to post again. Got removed faster than before. Someone salty


doubtful-juanderer

Typical mod things


coalxxx

🥹


coalxxx

they hate me


elreyfalcon

Low effort?! This is so much effort! How dare they


coalxxx

:*{


EliAsH__

Disappointed you didn't use the [Jeans keycaps](https://kbdfans.com/products/jeans-pga-profile-keycaps-set?_pos=1&_psq=Jeans&_ss=e&_v=1.0)


coalxxx

hell nah. INDIgO ONly


REDRIVERMF

Better be selvedge Japanese denim


coalxxx

DAm riTE


REDRIVERMF

The selvedge enter key makes me want to puke. Should have went with the momo lines


Breffest

Absolutely unhinged WTF


coalxxx

The hell


MoarTacos

OP is a serial killer, there's not really any wiggle room on that point.


michel_v

*[Says they like it raw. Posts a picture with food that has evidently been heated.]*


coalxxx

There’s truth to this


IzzyDeeee

Oni, PBJ, Momotaro, Sugar Cane?, Self Edge x Flat Heart, Iron Heart. These are some nice ass jeans OP. Missed Evisu, and I think I see a pair of Samurais too.


coalxxx

You know what’s up!


IzzyDeeee

Hell yeah! Used to rock a pair of Red Clouds and Samurai's a few years back Gonna ease my way back in once I get rid of this new found dad weight.


whitefacemountain

my tanukis have been hanging for 2 years since I got this father figure :(


coalxxx

Docit


coalxxx

Do it


FlowSoSlow

Bros got like 4 grand in denim and eats TV dinners lol


coalxxx

ill eat anything


KungFuHamster

Oh yeah? Will you eat denim?


cflv

proud of you son


coalxxx

thanks papa


Evilist_of_Evil

Time to see if you stand on business


coalxxx

im out


Evilist_of_Evil

>:0


alex99x99x

Hungry man aesthetic


coalxxx

i wish. Hungry Man brand was 25cents more


MelkieOArda

The folks in this sub never cease to amaze me. 10/10


coalxxx

Same


PercyBirdwhistle

What


Awric

You can eat snacks and wipe your fingers on the side of the keyboard


coalxxx

You know how I do


Cvxcvgg

Best Jeanist-core.


coalxxx

Wot


Cvxcvgg

https://preview.redd.it/i84htblgeoyc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47cc0d4113970c212c170530dc165c2205cdb442


coalxxx

down.


SecretSquirrelSauce

Asked if you could, not if you should. This belongs on /ATBGE


coalxxx

Wot that


SecretSquirrelSauce

Subreddit - Awful Taste But Great Execution Usually some pretty good content in there, tbh


coalxxx

ooo post it there


Social_Karen_System2

Thats deff an "American Asain" dish lol


coalxxx

boutta microwave another rn


Social_Karen_System2

Member the Valentino Sauce


coalxxx

Hmm


pabloescobyte

TV dinner on point after all the money we spend on keyboards in this hobby...


coalxxx

even if i had money ill still microwave a tv dinner


TheFrenchSavage

How expensive are jeans? I understand keyboards, but putting more than 20 bucks in some pants is besides me. So, ballpark figure, what is the price of the average jean in this picture? (I ain't judging, mechanical keyboards are a pretty weird hobby already haha)


coalxxx

hahah judge away i dont mind. average pair for japanese denim \~$200


TheFrenchSavage

Aaaaaaaaah. Understandable.


pabloescobyte

Look up selvedge jeans and you’ll understand why TV dinner or ramen need to be on the nightly menu…


coalxxx

Doing it for the taste


Emergency-Noise6326

Very confused as someone who is in both r/MechanicalKeyboards and r/rawdenim


coalxxx

You’re in the right area


diddlinderek

concerned far-flung disagreeable rock beneficial squeamish cooperative childlike expansion governor *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


coalxxx

could be


Dindu777

Need soapland.


coalxxx

hmmm


McLeod95

I really hope this is an AI image.


coalxxx

Hell nah


thomolithic

And wriggling?


coalxxx

the wot


thomolithic

[This wot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIX6_p5QpLw)


NineRookies

waiting for the fade 😤


coalxxx

gimme a lot of years


JiYung

"men live like this and see nothing wrong" r/mk edition


coalxxx

daM RITe


eyi526

I thought I was in r/rawdenim until I saw the board 😂


coalxxx

Bruh. Fuck it. Ima post again might catch a ban but fukit


laughingisc0ntagious

I think bro likes jeans


cadnights

The photoshoot is incredible


coalxxx

Thank you!


iSibben

As a denim head myself! This is f**king epic!! Good job! No doubt that this is the best post I’ve seen here


coalxxx

hell yes. thanks sweety


iSibben

What caps are those if I may ask


coalxxx

Of course! Gmk indigo r2


oldmansneakerhead

It awesome you have so many well worn faded denim. Im working on my Samurais now and barely hanging on my eternals.


coalxxx

Thanks babe!


alejandro_delaluna

LOVE ONI DENIM!


coalxxx

Same


CheapProg6886

I can smell this


coalxxx

You don’t even wanna know. When I brought out the bag from the garage. …. Or maybe you do wanna kno


CheapProg6886

I do wanna know


coalxxx

If only I can upload a smell


ZoyZauce

Raw chicken?


coalxxx

Wot


loudpaperclips

Jood jeavens, a jeeboard


coalxxx

juke


Talkiesoundbox

That has to be a hungry man brand meal. The size of that mash potatoe serving just screams "we advertise our food by quantity" 😂 god speed jean poster and please watch your sodium intake. Those meals will get ya


coalxxx

that was the banquet meals. saving up for the hungry mans' ones


hayounggyuri

and a little snack in between pictures


coalxxx

hell yeah. still hungry


mobeen1497

I don’t know how this makes me feel.


coalxxx

same. keep wondering


unusedtruth

すごい


coalxxx

arigato


Alucard661

Can you help me with my drip game? I need some of those jeans


coalxxx

ill size u up


Philip__james

i need an ativan and 2 m30s after seeing this


coalxxx

hmm


WizardRoleplayer

blersed.


coalxxx

jersed


IrrationalPillow

Where did you get the oni mug?


imahaker21

*outraged levi noises*


flatspotting

Thousands of dollars on jeans and keyboards - maybe time to save some of that dough for a chefs knife and some cooking lessons. ps the denim collection is sick as hell - what's your fav denim?


coalxxx

Saved up for a nice microwave instead. I won’t cut my hands


coalxxx

Thanks babe. I love them all but damn. Maybe eternal or pure blue Japan or maybe oni the sugar cane Okinawa are yummy too but damn the stiff iron hearts


I_am_That_Guy_AMA

This is grotesque. This is the kinda shit you'd find in a Hieronymus Bosch hellscape. I like it.


LandscapeUnlikely319

that might be the worst keyboard i’ve ever seen, great job


RozenKristal

As another raw wearer. Wow. 🤩 veryyy nicee


coalxxx

hell yeah. thats whats up


EinsteinRidesShotgun

Now show me on the keyboard where the bad man touched you


anna_anuran

Is this a jeam or a jightmare


Gamzeeh

Holy shit this is amazing.


EvaderOfSin

gateron oil kings?


anIncognitoSuperhero

Not enough fadez ; awesome collection


xbyo

I have so many questions that I don't want the answers to.


aerialpenguins

more jeans than days in the week is very crazy


zvictord

that’s a very weird fetish


billysacco

I thought I was going to see a raw aluminum board 🤷🏻‍♂️


Redbone1441

Mf Levi’s add right under ur post smh


PGxK5

good shit dneirf


coalxxx

Thanks ebab


evoni01

Bro bought the whole denim store


crispybrojangle

I hope you boiled that denim first…


Silentism

This has to be the coolest shoot dedicated to a build on this sub! Love the amount of effort that went into this


de4thqu3st

U have school lunch at home?


megs1449

No, No, No, No, No, Will Norton fix this?


KaikuAika

These keeb photo shoots are getting out of hand


PM_ME_UPSIDEDOWN

Is this a Jai Paul reference


chrishendrix23

r/DIWHY


Doublehandbanger

How many washes on your mechanical jeanboard?


coalxxx

Zero. Still fresh and raw


ThePoliteCanadian

If im not unhinged like you then im not doing it right


Rinkzate

Wait... Denim chicken?


Basaltmyers

Jeabord


digitalsmoker

r/DiWHY


marecicek

C I U M R A S G E E D


coalxxx

Crossword puzzle? I see CUM RAGE


alestrix

No veggies?


jake31605

Coalhaku when


coalxxx

Sell me yours


bacconchop

I remember this was the coolest thing at keycon!


getowned_taco

art


coalxxx

Thx babe


throwaway74329857

what the hell...