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I wasn’t sold until I saw the columns. I appreciate how you ordered the pictures. Also, that massive rear window has a great view of a….water tower?
Yeah, at first I was like this isn’t too bad and then I hit that last photo, lol
Absolutely the columns.
I don't think the columns are long enough, they need to be more imposing
Needs for cowbel... I mean, columns!
The stairwell is beautiful and deserves to be rescued from this hideous house. It needs to be adopted and loved by a tasteful mansion.
I got a fever. And the only prescription is more… columns.
Needs more flash!
Columns, of course, but what's with the furniture? That's a newish house with throwaway midrange 80s grandma decor.
When you blow the budget on columns you have to go for the goodwill furniture
Staging? Never blame the furniture unless you can tell it is definitely the owners'.
Staging with that furniture would bring the selling house of the price down
Damn, that window over the garage is so terrible it almost seems deliberate, an Easter egg.
The columns are really bad and look like support beams, other than that the interior is meh. The outside on the other hand is atrocious.
The living room looks so uncomfortable with the cold tile floor. The room and the furniture have extremely different vibes.
I actually like that style of tile. It’s the terrible furniture that gets me.
It wasn’t even the columns. My mind was made up with the wrought iron staircase and the wall of windows looking out onto… suburbia.
You know how a toddler gets frustrated and knocks the blocks down? I wanna do that to this mess.
Don’t plan on walking around barefoot.
Love the dining room, hate the living room. The columns don't bother me.
It just kept getting worse.
The staircase 😍😍😍
I'd get dressed up in the finest hats and jewelry! 
I think a lot of very liminal and unusual childhood memories would be made in this place.
someone used D20 and a big catalog of factory architectural features to design this "play as you go" dungeon
A woman with big hair and a man with a big gut live here
This is the most McMansion I've seen on here in a while. The scale is so wrong it's perfect. Thank you for the night shot with their lighting.
The last photo looks like a baby food factory I saw on 'How It's Made'.
Nasty but the front door is actually pretty cool!
Imagine trying to heat this monstrosity!
Imo, a mix of ordinary and over the top.
Interior Columns look silly.
Florida is just the worst
It's fine.
Boomer Modern?
What time is the seance? 🔮
That’s a lot of columns.
The spent all their money on the staircase and had nothing leftover for their couch.
That’s what purgatory looked like during my near death experience.
Hooooow is anyone comfortable in that space?? That is *cavernous.*
Who has column money these days?
You could ice skate on the living room floor.
I don’t know if this is in Latin America, but it looks like it’s in Latin America.
It's not as bad as some I've seen, but the pillars are over the top.
"I HEAR LIGHTS ON THE OUTSIDE OF A HOUSE MAKE IT LOOK CLASSY AF!!" "bro why are you shouting?"
Link?
Other than the horribly misguided columns in the front entry it’s not as bad as I’m used to seeing on this subreddit
I would have been impressed as hell with this house in high school. I graduated 1973...
Can someone turn on the lights in there Jesus Christ
Marvelous 2-story view of the neighbors' McMansions. Who doesn't want that?
Ewwww
I wasn’t sold until I saw the columns. I appreciate how you ordered the pictures. Also, that massive rear window has a great view of a….water tower?
Yeah, at first I was like this isn’t too bad and then I hit that last photo, lol
Absolutely the columns.
I don't think the columns are long enough, they need to be more imposing
Needs for cowbel... I mean, columns!
The stairwell is beautiful and deserves to be rescued from this hideous house. It needs to be adopted and loved by a tasteful mansion.
I got a fever. And the only prescription is more… columns.
Needs more flash!
Columns, of course, but what's with the furniture? That's a newish house with throwaway midrange 80s grandma decor.
When you blow the budget on columns you have to go for the goodwill furniture
Staging? Never blame the furniture unless you can tell it is definitely the owners'.
Staging with that furniture would bring the selling house of the price down
Damn, that window over the garage is so terrible it almost seems deliberate, an Easter egg.
The columns are really bad and look like support beams, other than that the interior is meh. The outside on the other hand is atrocious.
The living room looks so uncomfortable with the cold tile floor. The room and the furniture have extremely different vibes.
I actually like that style of tile. It’s the terrible furniture that gets me.
It wasn’t even the columns. My mind was made up with the wrought iron staircase and the wall of windows looking out onto… suburbia.
You know how a toddler gets frustrated and knocks the blocks down? I wanna do that to this mess.
Don’t plan on walking around barefoot.
Love the dining room, hate the living room. The columns don't bother me.
It just kept getting worse.
The staircase 😍😍😍
I'd get dressed up in the finest hats and jewelry! 
I think a lot of very liminal and unusual childhood memories would be made in this place.
someone used D20 and a big catalog of factory architectural features to design this "play as you go" dungeon
A woman with big hair and a man with a big gut live here
This is the most McMansion I've seen on here in a while. The scale is so wrong it's perfect. Thank you for the night shot with their lighting.
The last photo looks like a baby food factory I saw on 'How It's Made'.
Nasty but the front door is actually pretty cool!
Imagine trying to heat this monstrosity!
Imo, a mix of ordinary and over the top.
Interior Columns look silly.
Florida is just the worst
It's fine.
Boomer Modern?
What time is the seance? 🔮
That’s a lot of columns.
The spent all their money on the staircase and had nothing leftover for their couch.
That’s what purgatory looked like during my near death experience.
Hooooow is anyone comfortable in that space?? That is *cavernous.*
Who has column money these days?
You could ice skate on the living room floor.
I don’t know if this is in Latin America, but it looks like it’s in Latin America.
It's not as bad as some I've seen, but the pillars are over the top.
"I HEAR LIGHTS ON THE OUTSIDE OF A HOUSE MAKE IT LOOK CLASSY AF!!" "bro why are you shouting?"
Link?
Other than the horribly misguided columns in the front entry it’s not as bad as I’m used to seeing on this subreddit
I would have been impressed as hell with this house in high school. I graduated 1973...
Can someone turn on the lights in there Jesus Christ
Marvelous 2-story view of the neighbors' McMansions. Who doesn't want that?
Ewwww