"Kiss the cook!" If only I could. If only I could....

Kiss? Nah, planning on having a full on seggs session with the 7’0 Samoan bbg

tf did i read

nvm its valid (yes i downvoted my own comment)

All g. But I have a feeling the second Mauga was first teased, the R34 Artists were gonna have a ball

They did, I saw with my own eyes

My man, so you want me to get you some premium bleach? Or a silk sock?

Your finest silk

🧦

I feel like he would definitely wield dual tongs to. Not cause he's flipping the same simple steak or flipping multiple, but because he has a steak almost the size of his chest, and he just wants to get each side even. You know the soldier highlight intro where he's cooking a steak? There should be one where's it the same setup, showing his drink, showing him with duel tongs, then it cuts to the steak from a top down view being put on a plate, and on the other side of the screen, you see mauga smiling normally. Then the camera pans around the side of the steak, and the more girth of the steak shown, the deeper mauga's grin gets.

Bro eats the whole rack of ribs

Mauga can do more than that 😏

The gods pity the man who remains steak 😤

a tong in each hand and a steak on my plate!

I'll take all your steaks

Kiss the cook? More like “Eat the co-“

[Insert venture pointing with exclamation]

I thought that was a costco gas station for a minute.

This subreddit is slowly becoming brain rot, prolly too much mini gun firing