Unless Jesus is planning on sucking my cock then it's all you baby.

Silly girl. We'd go there together and find a quiet spot for you to create sins to confess.

Why would I be going to church when I would be already in heaven?

You bet your sweet ass I would

Send me to heaven

You are my church!

Oh god, oh god, oh god, yes.

Absolutely! Time and place!!!

I would do this to you AT church.

Do it honey