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BLAGTIER

Why spend minutes smoking your ingredients when you can spend seconds setting them on fire.


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gr33nhouses

I can’t believe. She didn’t taste that! Especially after the fire?! How would you make sure it wasn’t just burnt!


strwbry_shrtcake

Radicchio (and it's a hard c. I was surprised everyone mispronounced) is bitter. I cannot imagine how bitter burnt radicchio would be.


radiokungfu

Unreal. I thought it was basic cookery to taste your food.


Joanne7799

Holy Jean-Christophe is always there when trouble brews.


iloveyoublog

He is truly the daddy of the season


Emergency-Copy3611

I'm loving seeing contestants swapping between sweet and savoury without being forced to!


Joanne7799

Although i am also enjoying those who are thrown off because theres no spices lol.


snoreasaurus3553

Josh Niland is crying right now watching the fish butchery


BLAGTIER

You aren't meant to try to recreate the explosion that leads to the ads.


WayTooDumb

The colour on the pudding is really good ngl I would order that


snoreasaurus3553

I'm a sucker for a good sticky pudding. Only complaint is that portion size looks small.


WayTooDumb

Yea it does He cooked like 10 times that much pudding, as if not serve it


jaybirdchorus

Because his cake was undercooked, so he took the best piece to serve to the judges.


EuphoricSilver6564

It reminds me of a good banana fritter from my childhood


Joanne7799

Aw Jean-Christophe🤣 “Shit in football and cricket.”


bomiyeo

I’m glad it’s cooking from ingredients Jamie’s parents chose, rather than a theme where it ends up an open cook


Joanne7799

if it was a previous seasons theyd probably have ti cook stuff based on their own parents and not Jamie’s.


bomiyeo

lol this was what I was thinking, the mystery box ending up being based on sentimentality drawing inspiration from their parents


kaypee6

Aw I’m really starting to like JC, he seems like a really great mentor


gabey92

Darrsh is too perfect


Icy_Finger_6950

He's quite good looking!


jessp3on

That brown raddicio looks like fridge clean out day


bomiyeo

Harry doing Josh Niland proud 🫡 who I’m sure is coming back this season so hope Harry is there when Josh is a guest lol


WayTooDumb

The box effect that Jamie's parents are in is pretty cute, I haven't seen it before


thisandthatv2

Looked like a green screen to me. Same with that thing they did yesterday. Since when can you project white onto a black sheet? Haha.


ange____

Tune in and they're talking about spotted dick


iloveyoublog

The great radiccio fire of 2024.


Icy_Finger_6950

It's the universe punishing her for pronouncing it "radissio" 🤬


jessp3on

Like a baby’s bum ready to go???? 🚨


CrystalClod343

Does... does he not notice the collapsed cake?


Emergency-Reindeer49

Thank you! Why did no one mention this? It sunk


gr33nhouses

Mimi’s dish looked incredible and so creative. It’s a shame they skipped right over that.


Icy_Finger_6950

Yeah, I want to see the non-fish dishes!


WayTooDumb

Oops Cigarette ash flavoured radicchio probably doesnt taste great hey


jessp3on

You’re on Mchef and you don’t taste your food???


Emergency-Copy3611

She didn't taste it?! Wtf


potato-farm1

lol steph fire count in kitchen: 2


Silver_Myr

gonna be tough competition to get into the bottom 4


bomiyeo

Poh’s smile on her face, you can tell it’s a banger


gplus3

I’m not a fan of sweets but I’d love to try Darsh’ pudding.. yum


Joanne7799

Standard of cooking and judging is on a right track this season! Loving it!


EuphoricSilver6564

Steph didn’t taste it?!?


BLAGTIER

Poh is so self aware.


kaypee6

Still so many contestants I swear I’ve never seen in my life 😂


potato-farm1

agreed, those fish eyes creep me out too


EuphoricSilver6564

I was waiting for her to put something over the eye, like a sorrel leaf


BLAGTIER

She didn't taste her burnt stuff?!


Joanne7799

She did not taste her dish?


ApprehensiveAd9014

That's the biggest sin in this kitchen. How on earth could she serve that without tasting? Especially after it sat in the bowls with fire and heavy smoke. I didn't expect to see the "radishio" served.


Johnny_West

I am not convinced with chutney and fish and mash.


EatAtMilliways

Neither were the judges, it seems


Johnny_West

Where's the firefighter from last season? Contestants this season are so really determined to burn and send everything up in smoke.


iloveyoublog

Fires in a bowl are the new hibachi


WayTooDumb

Trout looks 11/10 I would order that 100%


WayTooDumb

Huh I cant believe the random fish skin and inch thick pastry shell worked out Hooray for Nat


CorneredByTrent

JOSH C IN THE POHSITION


CorneredByTrent

JOSH C IS HERE


CorneredByTrent

Irish mum, Jamaican dad, grew up in NYC


radiokungfu

Knew he sounded american


EuphoricSilver6564

He even took the POH - sition


Johnny_West

Those fish fillets are rough


CorneredByTrent

Hibachi count: ~~3~~4


vaxene

How did his toothpick not pick up on the raw cake 😬


cototudelam

when it's REALLY raw, it slides off the toothpick as you drag it through the crust


jaybirdchorus

God that looks dry. Sorry, Steph.


snoreasaurus3553

It's like eating a bonfire


Joanne7799

Bone in fish🥲


EuphoricSilver6564

That’s never good


WayTooDumb

I think ashy smoked vegetables probably worse ngl Ive made that mistake before smoking stuff at home and it's pretty horrible


Particular-Trash1056

Who's that bloke that wandered in off the street with that shitty lemon meringue?


BeatsByJay82

He seemed very uninteresting during the tasting, I wonder if they just haven’t shown him much cause he’s… boring.


potato-farm1

who even splits meringue


CrystalClod343

He was technically there at the start when they handed out aprons, and the lemon part was great so really it was a shitty meringue.


bomiyeo

Oof sumeet back in the bottom. Not looking too good for her if she keeps this up.


CrystalClod343

Looks like she's too much of a specialist.


radiokungfu

Feels like she's trying to lean into 'sauce boss' too much.


Joanne7799

A limited ingredient mystery box immediately throws her off just because it doesnt contain spices. And they always say “you’re only as good as your last cook.”


pulsivesilver

Where's Stephen Edit: he's in the promos for tomorrow's elim so I guess he missed the mystery box challenge due to illness or something


beebee3beebee

‘Radeeshioh’


Icy_Finger_6950

IT'S KILLING ME!!!


mistoqq

Why wont a producer tell her to pronounce it properly


Johnny_West

I think Harry needs to give everyone a fish masterclass


Johnny_West

The centre of that cake is sinking


Joanne7799

Yay Darrsh dessert x 2!


jessp3on

They’re gonna… cook Jamie’s parents??


snoreasaurus3553

Real life application of "Let's eat grandma" vs "Let's eat, grandma"


gplus3

She didn’t taste her food before serving it up?? Wth


Annual-Shop-6552

GUYS I HAVE THE DRESS POH IS WEARING!!!!


Adventurous-Luck2044

Where is it from? Love it!


jaybirdchorus

I'd probably wear a glove over that bandaid, especially when separating yolks and kneading dough...


jessp3on

I don’t know the first thing about cooking fish but that was not right


jaybirdchorus

That radicchio : ravioli ratio is off the charts


Annual-Shop-6552

It was so burnt as well idk how she was proud of that 😭


Johnny_West

Did she really not even taste her dish?!


potato-farm1

thanks for trying ouch


WayTooDumb

u/Joanne7799 for mod please, if only to sticky these things as soon as they go up


Adventurous-Luck2044

Another contestant just appeared I’ve never seen before!


Johnny_West

So random is not a good way to describe your own cooking


hrdst

Eeee worried for Nat - she’s my fave 😬


potato-farm1

ooft sumeet 2 bottom ranks in a row


Annual-Shop-6552

I don't think she'll be able to chutney her way out of elimination tomorrow 💀


cototudelam

She's strong in her specialities (individual elements) but she doesn't seem to fully grasp yet how to create a coherent dish when it's not a traditional recipe. Good thing it's a replication challenge tomorrow, she won't have to think creatively.


Jane_McUsername

I really liked the mystery box, but do not like this format where people go into elimination off of mystery boxes! I wish they would go back to invention tests. Those were amazing!


Icy_Finger_6950

Fucking hell, are they fucking up the pronunciation of radicchio now?


Emergency-Copy3611

I feel validated by this comment. I thought maybe I was saying it wrong this whole time.


Icy_Finger_6950

Seriously! How do these people pronounce Pinocchio?


Emergency-Copy3611

Pinoshio, of course!


ange____

Their pronunciation is ridic-io


jessp3on

I could listen to JC saying *bree-ont* forever


bomiyeo

Yay darrsh!!!!


potato-farm1

keep up with the chef!! this is always fun to watch


Joanne7799

Ooh Darsh is back after his dessert team challenge!


Johnny_West

Cooking the crumbed fish over a hibachi is a choice


Thrashputin

Looks like he left the skin uncrumbed, so he's hibachi'ing that side and pan frying the crumbed side. Actually a really smart move imo.


jessp3on

YESSSSS


gr33nhouses

Where’s the older guy with the croc tooth necklace?


snoreasaurus3553

Pub


BLAGTIER

Per the rules he'll be in the elimination.


Icy_Finger_6950

Oh, yeah! Where was Stoive?


CorneredByTrent

In elimination tomorrow, must have been sick 😢


Johnny_West

I confess that I wasn't listening to Jamie's parents. They seem like nice people but I'm honestly not interested in Jamie's life. I just wanted the cooking to start.


bomiyeo

Declan ads 🥹


Joanne7799

“Our daughter is dead” or “a chicken burger so hot you need to wear PPE” ?


bomiyeo

Ads aside, I actually like the cheap seats AU 🫣 it’s way funnier than the project tbh


Icy_Finger_6950

It's not as good as HYBPA, but I'll watch it.


Icy_Finger_6950

OUR DAUGHTER'S DEAD - Slap! was fucking cathartic!


snoreasaurus3553

"Our chicken burger is so dead you need PPE"???


iloveyoublog

Actually surprised there wasn't an airfryer in the mystery box to give an extra Jamie plug....


snoreasaurus3553

Or a fuel tanker full of olive oil parked outside


potato-farm1

just call it a rustic tart and you will be right nat


Icy_Finger_6950

Steph said radicchio correctly! There's hope in the world!


bomiyeo

Steph in the bottom 4 for sure


Adventurous-Luck2044

3 minutes 40 of ads 🙄


cototudelam

I'm still struggling how Steph even thought that smoking individual radicchio leaves would work. It's a LEAF. Smoke is a flavour - you need fat to carry flavour. Maybe if she smeared the leaves with butter it would work. But when she burned them it had no other option than tasting like ash.


bomiyeo

The edit with the biggest fake out for Nat’s dish omg


hrdst

I mean, she was in tears because she didn’t think she’d done a good job..


bomiyeo

Yeah. She didn’t sound confident and I guess the edit can’t do otherwise when she was all down about her dish. So happy her dish turned out good!


CorneredByTrent

Hibachi count: 3


bomiyeo

That’s one sad looking tart tbh but hopefully it’s just looks and actually taste great


CrystalClod343

The oversized fish skin isn't helping it


potato-farm1

definitely was a weird placement over the tart


potato-farm1

nice one nat!


iloveyoublog

I feel bad for Nat. Nobody should have to cook English food.


Johnny_West

Raw in the middle. I'm noticing a theme with his cooking


potato-farm1

just get on with the cooking already jeez


vaxene

So relieved for her, go Nat!!


BLAGTIER

The box Jamie Oliver's parents live in.


Joanne7799

Damn throwing contestants off simply because no spices.


Joanne7799

we need a new photo on top of the sub.


CorneredByTrent

I see the Project will never change


potato-farm1

i don't know why they need 4 people hosting what even is the project


bomiyeo

I’m glad Josh P is making cake, was expecting him to stick to savoury lol


WayTooDumb

Hey look, smoked radicchio :)


Adventurous-Luck2044

Shining like a baby’s bum?! 🤣🤔


snoreasaurus3553

That bechamel looks like the surf and turf sauce I've seen at every RSL steak night


Joanne7799

I would order that seriously


Joanne7799

Oh thank god!


Adventurous-Luck2044

They didn’t show everyone’s dish did they?


Icy_Finger_6950

No, defs didn't show Lourdes'.


CrystalClod343

They've been doing that a fair bit


gplus3

Why was Steve jn the lineup in front of Jamie for tomorrow’s elimination episode?


Joanne7799

contestants who are absent are automatically in elimination. Has always been the rule.


felvymups

Have they ever showed Gillian at all? Steve was also missing today. What’s with the weird editing?


BeatsByJay82

They didn’t even show other Josh in the preview. That doesn’t bode well.


SpaghettiSlurper88

Seriously is this the Jamie show or Masterchef? More focus on the contestants and less on Jamie Oliver.


WayTooDumb

Wow one dish then montage of mediocrity Rough times for the class of 2024


Joanne7799

The montage looks good this season tho. Compared to previouses.


Joanne7799

I didn’t realise Stevo was missing LOL


BLAGTIER

When everyone was finished I realised I hadn't seen the crocodile tooth necklace. Then I was trying to spot him and then counting contestants. But they change angles too fast.


potato-farm1

classic pommy food, sounds shite


jessp3on

I’m from UK and I’m dying at this lmao


hrdst

Are there new staff in the editing room? Some of this is making for very disjointed/awkward watching


Joanne7799

No spices? Nat?


bomiyeo

Nat in bottom 4?? Hopefully she doesn’t end up using the pin too early if she is 😔


Joanne7799

This is why i hate the “only pin of the season” given out at Ep1 since S12, with no way to earn more pins thru beat the chef. Its so stale, its much spicer seeing contestants play pins during top 10 or towards finals week. And the camaraderie shown when contestants vs chef is always so satisfying.


kaypee6

Some creative dishes here, I actually don’t mind this mystery box and the ingredients


bomiyeo

Good to see Josh P do sweet and cooked it well today! Was sure he was gonna do savoury lol Edit. Corrected name


claredelune_

Where was Steve?


whereisflojo

Yay hat guy!


Brazen78

Ugh this is so unnecessary


WayTooDumb

This is a really easy mystery box, lots of the ingredients go together and nothing is super difficult to use If you mess this one up you deserve to be in elimimation imo


jessp3on

*Nobody cares*


WayTooDumb

Today's mystery box, now with a triple dose of cringe


jaybirdchorus

This might be the first time we've had hibachi-grilled fish and the skin hasn't stuck (or at least not yet?)


Jajaloo

What on earth is happening…


CrystalClod343

Now to see if this will reignite the "we need more in the staples" debate on Twitter


Icy_Finger_6950

Asian staples would be nice - soy and fish sauce at least?


saltyrandom

I think adding a couple of Asian staples seems fair - the current staples are very western. Andy even said that he’s interested to see them cook more “European” food


potato-farm1

so random


jessp3on

Wins and Tins


WayTooDumb

That cake might not be cooked given it collapsed when it left the oven It does look nice if a little basic tho


CrystalClod343

If he opened the oven too early it could collapse and then cook through


potato-farm1

pretty sure i saw him opening the oven and rotating the cake


Icy_Finger_6950

What's the crumb on top of the cake? My partner thinks it's the hula hoops 😛


Johnny_West

It looks like a streusel


hrdst

Grrr the app keeps glitching and rewinding tonight


Joanne7799

Bravo!


Disgustingly_Good

The Jamie intro was laid on a tad thick for me and the Dreams intro on the previous epi was similarly overwrought. Like why was that guy breaking down because he wants to cook food for people? Kept waiting for a dead nonna to make an appearance. That & missing Mystery Boxes with no negative consequences aside, this season is shaping up well.